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This is a link post Subtle, but funny

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Too subtle for me

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it would appear
you are unafdafdfrble to spot sentences wisdfqdsth nonsense spliced into them.

At least when spoken. Would you like to buy a car? Maybe a bridge?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Ekekekekek
Why cats chatter at prey.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post An interesting theory
But I'm not convinced - their chattering doesn't bear any resemblance to what they are hunting in many cases, and when they do it the movement is likely to give away their position.
I can believe there are cases where it's worked to their advantage, but I'd want to see a scientific study before saying it's wilful or evolved mimicry.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, needs more investigation.
Given how widespread the behaviour is, I'd be surprised if it was a noticeable disadvantage. Admittedly they do some apparently random stupid shit on a regular basis, confounding attempts to make sense of the rest of their behaviour.
My current moggy climbs up small trees and chews twigs, spitting the bits out. *shrug emoji*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly because they don't know their phone number, their email or postal address
though to be fair, cats hate licking stamps
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The tufts between the pads make touch screens tricky.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Keyboards as well. Always keen on mice but not great at using them.
Difficult to get them to program, one mention of python and they're off.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They don’t do well with the command line either.
$ cat "food in cans"
cat: cannot open "food in cans"
$
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And old neighbour of mine
Had a cat that would spend hours watching from the house birds in the garden. He swore that the cat when let out would mimic pecking the ground pretending to be a bird. I'm not sure if any chattering was involved

I guess anicdotes are not my forte.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe sniffing the ground where the birds have been.
The giveaway is when the cat flaps its wings.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post My friend Dario NSFW
Guessing girls in bikinis is NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
This is the one that did it for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOaXphpT7w
Seems like ages ago. In fact, it is...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post For me it was the tune used in Dredd.
This one.
Now I wish I'd listened to more Vitalic. They know how to make a banger.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 7:15, Reply)
This is a link post Let's clean a random grave

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post lunchtime in Springfield
ronseal - quite good if maybe somewhat heavy on the autotune
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a catalogue of other things to eat

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 14 Sep 2024, 9:00, Reply)
This is a link post Some helpful beauty tips
I'm not posting this just to add a new slant to your YouTuber recommendations.

Or am I?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice balance of skill and bitchiness.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Sep 2024, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the RPG shit YT have been trying to get me to watch recently.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Rocket propelled grenades!?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The other RPGs.
Wanking wizards, half-quarter-halflings, roll a d99 for charisma, that sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely have no idea what you are talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait until you see what I’ve been watching all morning.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Third Uncle
Just because
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No excuse needed for Third Uncle.
Ever.
(Although I prefer Eno’s.)
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Long-forgotten sketch show Little Armadillos
1984 was truly a very different time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 0:10, Reply)
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fascinating organ
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 19:10, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVRhbIKndA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Who made this...
(Short) female minion
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Sep 2024, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you add a short description of what that is...
not clicking it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You made the right choice.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with a bit of crochet.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 1:30, Reply)
This is a link post Ace Ventura gets the One Ring
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post She won a butt plug
Debbie Watts, Women in Security Awards winner won a butt-plug
 (somerset chris, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post To limit backdoor vulnerabilities?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post really jooshed her hair up for the occasion

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook warning.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah not clicking that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post goatse size

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 0:04, Reply)
This is a link post It seems to adapt surprising well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Sep 2024, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like those car fragrance things from the 90s.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224694901466
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Silence

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Please make it stop.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Sep 2024, 1:02, Reply)
This is a link post Hopkirk (Deceased)
British actor and writer Kenneth Cope, best known for appearing in the detective TV series Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased), has died aged 93.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
At least he had plenty of practice at being dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 20:11, Reply)
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I hope they put him in the white suit, one last time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Randall and Hopkirk (Diseased),
as my kid sister once misread it as...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Would make a great Zombie sequel.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post One for any sparks on b3ta.
She has a nephew called Thomas. He’s very handy.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to select 'not interested' on every short suggestion
and then they stop.

For a while.

Utterly evil time-thieving things.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
How could anyone think...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post vg

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Love is blind and, uh, deaf.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post We've all been there

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Modern spiritual
Is she a ventriloquist dummy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I also thought that looks like a weird looking puppet

(Sherbs, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the back story being
"a couple of guys wrote a song, then these two sang it on tv"
it's not exactly an in depth article
 (sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I found it useful -
It confirmed that the song was written about cannabis, and that these two in the video were oblivious to that naughty meaning.
Very helpful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've read this sub-thread, and now I don't need to click on the link or pretend to give a fuck about any of it,
so I definitely found this exchange useful.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be of service

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked it up because I wanted to know if there was a use of the word "toke" that I wasn't aware of.
There isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Move over 'Goat Simulator', another silly premise...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Goat Simulator was fun for about 20 seconds. Maybe 25 if I'm being generous. I hope this is a lot lot better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only seen one review and if it was anything to go by then no

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Noticed this during a random news item follow-up, it might provide about the same amount of excitement. Download link at the end of the article.
www.busandcoachbuyer.com/insurance-brokers-boardgame-illustrates-serious-implications/
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!
I can't see it going down that well at board games club, but a great find!
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine that the message is insurance is a must and no matter how you play you'll need it
the Kobayashi Maru of insurance boardgames
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post One is nearer and the other is further away.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Sep 2024, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried genital jousting?
Or the game by the same name?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, no. I'd be at a massive disadvantage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be trying to hard
Untitled Goose Game is more my speed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more tits

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Always an improvement
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post the system is down.
sometimes sing it when borked. Old bit, glasscock sez ok
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 1:20, Reply)

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