Dwayne Johnson in drag, made my day!
Good voice too!
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 21:28,
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A wonderfully heartwarming Christmas tale.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 20:12,
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Old Skool Selecta - Tom Oakley
If you like a bit of DnB/Jungle/Rave then may I suggest that you pipe this beauty into your lugholes. Heard it at a bar the other night and will likely forget its name if I don’t post it up here. Anyway, enjoy!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 10:18,
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Doctor Who is shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:01,
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This song was in your head sometimes
So here it is to listen to. Surprised this isn't GC...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 2:47,
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Happy Candles MN
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:27,
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Thank you!
I missed it...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:07,
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THE AUTHORITATIVE MMA REVIEW OF 2024 (Napoleon Blownapart)
NSFW
Swears, nudity, sex, drugs, violence, & Bob Sapp.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 23:37,
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I was initially curious
But at 1hr 43m there is nothing I want to see about this topic that I would want to watch for that amount of time.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 2:50,
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Disregarding the proper sport, the political lols, the criminality and stupidity,
the only must-see bollocks is the freak show fight between The Beast Eddie Hall (World's Strongest Man winner, 1,000kg+ dead-lift record holder, built like a steroid abused gorilla) vs the Neffati twin(k)s (identical twin Tik Tok influenzas with a combined height and weight of 1 scarecrow) in a 2 on 1 mma match (yes, really).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TggdK8_K-sM
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 16:47,
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Waiting for the barbarians
She always reminds me of William Burroughs when she talks. If you like him doing spoken word, or if you like Laurie Anderson, you'll probably like this.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 23:01,
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Love her voice
Music is a bit hit and miss sometimes but this is brilliant
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 5:48,
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I had a free ticket to see her in Manchester the other week
and didn't go...fucking idiot...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:02,
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If ever you find yourself in the same situation
I'd go, pretty much whoever it is
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 2:52,
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He's such a Noddy boy
I'm sure she loves it, she does seem rather nice
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:55,
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She's been completely deaf for twenty years and is just playing along
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Space Temple
I made this!
Captain Oren Metz investigates a distress beacon deep in uncharted Space. He discovers the mysterious Space Temple.
There a tale of dark terror awaits him.
Carved in pure evil, Secrets never spoken.
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This talented gentleman passed away today.
The most cringeworthy four minutes you'll ever watch.
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Looks promising
Hope it's as good as the Trailer
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:04,
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Bit of a numbers station vibe with that.
And, I get my train spotter's badge - the diesel engine featured is from Embsay Steam Railway, just a few hundred yards from where I live.
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Varmint, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 21:45,
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meh
Should have just been a one-off movie.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:55,
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Kind of, yeah
If you want to do more in the same storyline, why not Aprés 28 Jours, set in Quebec?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:00,
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Was 28 Weeks Later any good? I mean I watched it, but I don't remember it at all
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 9:55,
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Chis Ecclsetone was disturbing
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 10:47,
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Jeremy Renner was in it, playing against type as a sniper.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 13:36,
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That's what he does. I can't think of many roles he's had that can't just be described as "borderline unhinged".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 15:18,
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I mean, how about this? Less than 2 mins of oddity
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAolTDGU8Yk
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 10:48,
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I remember the part in the house at the beginning and running to the boat but not a lot else.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 11:26,
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Best bit really
The rest of the plot hinged on a couple of fucking stupid, unlikely decisions.
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I’m going to wait for 28 Centuries Later
When they’re fighting space zombies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:00,
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I'm waiting for 9 1/2 years later.
It's about a shit long term relationship where they've run out of margarine.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 17:14,
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RIS?
I suspect gake.
Morrisons suffers very embarrassing sign fail after strong winds blew its ris
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 13:07,
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Hah
Came here to post this
Second source:
www.cambrian-news.co.uk/supermarket-working-to-fix-morons-sign-asap-746982#Echobox=1733826935
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For individually gifting an after eight or some small Christmas gift
creating a toilet roll box
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Is there a law
stating that all how-to videos must be 12 times longer than they need to be?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:33,
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Yes. There’s also a US federal statute that they must all start with “hey guys!”
I wish someone would train an AI to convert how-to videos into pages of illustrated instructions.
For me it’s worst for game guides. Sometimes I want to find every little collectible and all I can find is a ten minute video instead of the screenshot of the map with a circle on it, which is all I really needed.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:41,
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Just use the visual search and scroll through the video
handy when they haven't bothered with chapters
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Information like this belongs in a diagram or illustrated guide,
but I wouldn't trust AI to create procedures for humans to follow until it gets a little more I.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:25,
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Like there is a law stating that all tech connected video makers
have to use the phrase "Let's get started"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 23:59,
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The algorithm rewards you for making longer content.
Therefore 5s of information is conveyed in 12 minutes.
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I seem to remember the cutoff for monetisation was 20 minutes, which is why you always saw videos of 20 minutes and 10 seconds or so - in case YouTube's re-encoding fuckery shortened it under the cutoff.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:42,
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20 mins used to be
The length a video had to be before it got midroll ads shoved in it, so the "just over 20 minute" videos were creators essentially opting-in to midroll ads (and the extra revenue)
Of course these days, youtube will happily shovel 2 sets of midroll ads into a 6 minute video whether you like it or not.
I tried to watch something without adblock recently, and I swear there were more minutes of unskippable ads than there were actual uploaded content
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LP, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:57,
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The current rule is 8 minutes if you want mid-roll ad monetization.
So the slop content creators all tend to put out videos just over 8mins long.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 16:00,
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It wouldn’t be so bad…
…if nine out of ten of the ads I’ve seen recently weren’t for that fucking Sonic the Hedgehog film.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 17:09,
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^This^
uBlock Origin'd the fuck out of them for years...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:59,
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I'd forgotten there were ads on Youtube until I tried using it on a Fire Stick.
My. God. Never again.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 11:21,
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Well yes, but how do they know?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 23:39,
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They test any proposed alteration by running it through an LLM based on brb's posts
ChatBRB
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I'd quite like a chatbrb
that mindlessly creates unpopular acid, many-fingered gorn art, and tells nazis and edgelords to kill themselves.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:53,
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Has b3ta always been this grouchy?
Seems like the comments on everything are more curmudgeonly than I remembered?
In any case, though I'd agree the video is a little long, thanks for posting - a good find - this would make a good print workshop activity : )
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rowlification 今は今, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 9:54,
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Thanks! I thought it looked like a simple bit of crafting that might appeal.
Not always this grouchy, they were young once and carefree but now can't sleep for more than a few hours at a time and have to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
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at least twice as well
youth of today.... no idea....
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:20,
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looks out of window whistfully
thinks of youthful times of 14 hour sleeps
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rowlification 今は今, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 22:44,
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I've blocked just a couple of people and I couldn't see what you were referring to..
Then I opened up the whole thread in a private window and what you mentioned, and the cause, got clarified.
I've found that by blocking the odd prick, I really don't miss anything. Their posts don't get shown unless somehow it's on a popular page, but it does mean that any threads that start with said prick's post (or one of their replies) get hidden from your regular timeline. Some is echo-chamber and some is like watching a particularly belligerent pig enjoying the mud fight. I don't know much about George Bernard Shaw but he hit that nail rather squarely.
Tbh, you don't miss anything good and the toxicity is almost completely gone. In this case, I saw your reply because it was on a 'clean' thread. For my sins, I can't help getting wound up by the wilfully ignorant, so to paraphrase; If it doesn't add net value to your life, let it go.
If someone whose work/words that I enjoy posts in reply on such a thread, you initially don't see it, again unless it's been voted up. However, it's looking increasingly like some don't post there because they have either already blocked them too and can't see the thread, or they realise that their work is getting less exposure there..
It's been months, if not a lot more, that I've had brb in particular blocked and this is the first time that I've engaged in a thread involving him in that time. In this moment, right now, I'm reminded of the negative effect that it can have on the site and on me, Some people are irredeemable and want to start a fight in an empty room so, after some needless fomo, I can safety say that my b3ta world is back to the more reasonable place I enjoyed before.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:52,
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Hiya gorgeous
I was thinking I need my own natty phrase like yours for spammers.
I'm thinking either
"Well, good for you" ( a la Andy Hamilton in Old Harry's Game )
or
"You must be very proud" a la posh totty in Four Weddings.
Big wet Xmas kisses to you and all the Fadge Family.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:42,
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I don't know, I'm pretty much a 1 trick pony
As my wife insists on telling me. Merry crimbo you gorgeous bastard
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 13 Dec 2024, 19:17,
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It used to be much worse.
Loads of culture warriors spreading bigotry under the banner of puerile banter going unchallenged. The kind of people who label anti-racism as toxic. Thank goodness they all seem to have gone quiet.
;)
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:49,
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The proper way to end an anime
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 0:02,
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Scaramanga's daughter gets into trouble
A story that keeps on giving.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 19:09,
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Clown school?
As a lecturer?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 19:55,
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At this time of the year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the country?
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Flintstones chewable morphine
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:57,
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With my knees?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 17:52,
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Bod's Present
Something nostalgic to get you in the Christmas mood.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 23:16,
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Speaking as a young person. Bod is shit.
Speaking as me, Bod was shit
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 6:18,
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It really is terrible, isn't it?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 11:14,
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...Have much higher quality entertainment than Bod.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:34,
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as a small child
bod made me cross for it's lack of knees
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rowlification 今は今, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 22:48,
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