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This is a link post Oh, God. It looks even shitter than I had feared.


(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What does Mother say?
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(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just all black for me, probably be viewable later.
/on council youtube
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s starting to lose me with the robot action girl shtick.
Ripley was badass because she was normal.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Robot action girl with a Ninjato, no less!
Which I'm guessing she/they've learned to use within 10 minutes of 'transitioning' due to some nifty Matrix-esque integrated programming.

Because we all know the most effective means of dispatching corrosive-blooded Xenomorphs is close combat.

It's a real shame that they seem to be going the young adult route with the franchise, because a less monster/action focused Weyland-Yutani origin story would have had so much potential.

The Alien rights are owned by Disney now, though. There was no chance this was going to be good no matter what route they took.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Also.
The primary concept that makes the Xenomorphs so frightening is how devastatingly efficient they are. If one got inadvertently loose on earth, we'd be megafucked, regardless of the century. The only thing that can effectively contain them is the vacuum of space (and even that has its limits if you include Alien: Romulus in the universal canon).

There's a relatively decent Reddit post that outlines a reasonably realistic response to a Xenomorph outbreak on earth, but I suspect the whole scenario is pretty self-explanatory.

Fucking Disney.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but you're forgetting:
The Xenomorphs are affected by the law of conservation of ninjutsu.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why it would be devastating
if *one* got loose on Earth. 10,000? They would be made of paper.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It might take a while to pick billions off one by one in dark hallways.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 'young adult route'
It is a pity they didn't go for a cosy crime theme, Miss Marple investigating the events at Crimley on the Wold while visiting her nephew who's doing very well with that Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lmao

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 5:24, Reply)
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Carry on Alien, especially the bit where the alien's bra flies off and an engineer laughs like Sid James.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aliens v Muppets
Hired to perform on another planet their ship is redirected to respond to a distress signal.

Distress signal? We've been setting those off for years - S&W
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would absolutely watch that
"In space, no one can see you're green"

I just want Animal to be worse than the Aliens...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly the big scary alien would be ejected into space early on by comic accident to remove the really scary element.
The Humans/Muppets then being left in fear of noises, signals on detectors caused by other humans/muppets.

Who can forget the jump scare when they think they're being surrounded by multiple aliens and the door suddenly opens accompanied by a loud squawk as Gonzo's chickens turn up.

The muppetized facehuggers singing 'All I want is a hug'
(, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 9:31, Reply)
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"Young adult route" = hamster attention span/intelligence
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:55, Reply)
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Alien has been a dead franchise since 1986.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Before or after James Cameron released his absolute mess of a film?

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The shark was well and truly jumped when they changed the title from Star Beast.

(, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post CAN ALL OF YOU /TALK CUNTS FUCK OFF NOW, PLEASE?

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Entitled eh?
No.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Knobsack©.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Mark, aren't you a bit old these days to be shitposting on b3ta?
Aren't there some dead trees and women in bras you should be taking pictures of instead?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking candles loads of them

(, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it'll be watchable, unmemorable, and will get very very silly by about the third episode.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It won't be watchable as i don't have Hulu or any of that shite.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither do I, I meant theoretically.
If it shows up on normal TV I might have a look.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it telly?
It'll be shite then, like all the other horror telly series attempts.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Every horror TV show ever?
Well, that's them told.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Horror series don't work

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Twin Peaks?
The Kingdom?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Springwatch

(, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Teletubbies

(, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 6:47, Reply)
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Well that's fucked completely then.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I view this like the terminator franchise
first film a classic, second film a fun big budget romp on the theme. Everything since is forgettable tripe shitting on the legacy as they squeeze every drop out of the IP.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 3:08, Reply)
This is a link post First ever tank prototype might be buried in a field somewhere.
I know a bunch of you are into tank stuff and Bovington Tank Museum.
Guardian link, sorry.

‘A wonderful mystery to be solved’: Search begins in Dorset for ‘the Mother of all tanks’


(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post looks a tankless task

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse!!!

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!
So many candles...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming on internet forums again?

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles day!!!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candules!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HAppidappicandlezzz !!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post Punch fluffy things
Looks a bit like a Rocky / Gleeful Beasts crossover

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 2:12, Reply)
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This looks like chaotic fun all round
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post 21st Century pisspronounciation
Some old favourites too.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bone for tuna?!

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Buona fortuna
'Good luck' in Italian
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I know.
From Boardwalk Empire.

Incidentally, the Klingon word for animal, Ha'DIbaH, was chosen because you can dub it in later and it looks just the same to everyone but lip-readers.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 2:54, Reply)
This is a link post This guy again I made this!
Mugs draws Kiki mostly

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post These are excellent.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ah joy. new Mugs!
that was fab. Can't wait to see Kiki
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:55, Reply)
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Absolute joy!

Like your work :)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Mugs’s delivery service
Been away for a while, we’ve just been catching up with Mugs.

A selection of feedback from the shorter members of the audience:

“That’s not mud!”
“Poop!”
“Aw, I wanted to see Kiki.”
“Next time there should be more poop.”
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post There should always be more poop

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like these
I subscribed
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Try launching this channel on TubeHunts
(, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:49, Reply)
This is a link post A sound that one day will be forgotten along with the Nokia ringtone
Iconic I think

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 4:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Skype used to be great
Just connect, use a mic and your speakers, and it was like you were just sat in the same room. Free, no subscription, worked great every time, small, low cpu usage.

Then Microsoft got their hands on it, and they made it bloated, less reliable, information grabbing.

So I stopped using it.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped communicating when we changed from hitting each other over the head with clubs to using a rudimentary language of grunts.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cos the pub banned you

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the Skype ring tone on TV a few days ago
And it took me straight back to lock-down and working from home. Although it was a better UI and far less buggy than Teams, it quickly became obvious that Teams had better audio quality when the connection speeds were iffy which contributed to a wholesale switch over to Teams in my office.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking candles
FUCK
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, have a vindaloo.
It’s not as hot as you are today, but few things are.
Candles!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't panic
Happy b3ta day
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhh bollocks - I missed my b3ta birthday!
Thanks for the messages!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The Nokia ringtone
Some people don't know that it was ripped off from Francisco Tarrega - Gran Vals (Great Waltz).
(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post You need this
whatever kind of day you had
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's ace

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:49, Reply)
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Are you the reason YouTube offered me jazz for cows this evening?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice =)

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Moos Davis?
or Django Ruminant?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cannonball Udderley?
or Cannonbull Udderley.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Charolouis Armstrong

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Angus Young

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:41, Reply)
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Xylophone needs tuning.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No wood ∴ not xylophone
∵ "xylo-" = wood [el-GR]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.
Apparently in organology it's a glockenspiel.
*smirks at 'organology'*
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Goose steps? In Germany???
they should have first dipped their feet in hot tar like the old days. Geese too.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Colin Furze secret garage upate.
Some more Furze from his other channel.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:15, Reply)
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Now I do like his work but he is becoming slightly insufferable.

I would love to see his neighbours YouTube channel...
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that he gets along fine with his neighbours.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If I ever find myself warming to him I just remember how he enriched himself with oil money.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Throwing that stone from a mud hut with no windows eh?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never taken any oil money, if that's what you mean.
Most people haven't.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy to decline what you weren't offered
Yet i assume you still live in our oil dependent society so need someone to get it out of the ground if you want anything to work.
I'd agree with you if the sponsor was gambling.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This argument should be beneath you.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to do something on my breaks from people trafficking

(, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:12, Reply)
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Just felt like a load of aimless waffle and a lot of shilling of products and stuff on his other channel.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There comes a point where YTers become just like TV folk...
... and exist entirely in their own little world.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS! I made this!
We are starting a new project, and I'm super excited about it. It's called DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS! and it's about......... DOGS! Woohoo! Here's a little taster of what is to come.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs
Dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post cats cats cats!!!

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts,

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts,

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well, helloooooooooo yourself ;-)

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Possible Chevron?

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Here we go

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Bringing it home

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Slackers

(, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Artists wanted for charity auction!
I know there are loads of really talented, lovely, sexy artists on b3ta. Skulls&Sheets on Bluesky is looking for people willing to do original art of that most peculiar Welsh folk custom the Mari Lwyd which can then be auctioned off (via eBay) for several domestic abuse survivors charities. I've bought from previous auctions, it's all legit.
If you don't have Bluesky/can't see the link, the signup is here. If you have any questions I can pass them along if you wish.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cue influx of CDCs!

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't. Keep that for this site only, please, anywhere else wouldn't "get" the joke and would consider it sexual harassment

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Give them monks a low-key yeehaaaw...


(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure they couldn't just reach behind their heads and pull up a white hood?
Those hoods with little eyeholes

(is lovely btw)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Grandmaster, hoot faster

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Coffee


(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:53, Reply)
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TEA 6P?!! I used to love this at school. "WORDS?! I'VE SHIT 'EM!".
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The...Larch
The Larch
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Larch

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Location, Location, Location, Location, Location, Location I made this!
Location, Location, Location is 25 years old, and Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer have helped – or hindered – hundreds of hapless homebuyers. Can they keep their frustrations at bay with three more fussy couples looking for somewhere to live?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
You loon :D
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
More of this sort of thing!
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Like it
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffft!!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post If wordle's too hard for you....
Well, it made me laugh

Binary Wordle


(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not easy
Took me 10 guesses to get it.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't seem to mark numbers that are the right value but in the wrong place.
And why on earth isn't it called Birdle?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Birdle is already a game.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pew pew

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Candlecunt.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 1:42, Reply)
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Now ship it of to Ukraine and see how it performs against drones.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowzer
That is a powerful thing.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Coches de Madera PUJILÍ 2025
Weeeeeee!
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more plátano...

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Robert Zubrin - 2025 Humans to the Moon & Mars Summit
Zubrin says Musk's Mars plans will fail. I'm starting to like this guy again.

(, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 22:43, Reply)

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