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This is a link post Nothing Good Ever Came From This I made this!
Video for a song from our forthcoming second album.

Had a lot of fun filming this!
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This is a link post Ronseal NSFW

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This is a normal post "È questo il fiore del partigiano"
"La raison tonne en son cratère" : thanks for posting !
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This is a link post Delivery becomes silent comedy film.
Short featuring cat and van.
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This is a normal post CAC
Very entertaining though.
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This is a normal post That cat seems to move unnaturally fast
is it fake?
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This is a normal post The whole thing seems sped up a bit
- but yeah, I've become an AI cynic / skeptic.
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This is a normal post I hope not, I did notice it was faster than normal.
Assumed it was to give it the 'silent film' effect.
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This is a normal post Haha, that reminded me of 'The cat came back'

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This is a normal post Now there’s a blast from the past
I’ve not seen that in about 30 years, but I’m instantly singing it
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This is a link post A beautiful Freudian slip describing the Reform party
Or maybe a case of plausible deniability?
(not much point in watching past the first 5 seconds IMO)
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I mean the thumbnail kind of gives it away
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This is a normal post M DESCRIBED AS A POSIRY TORIES
No wonder James Bond never trusted her.
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This is a normal post Definitely up there with the Jeremy Cunt incident.
They said his name carefully after that.
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This is a normal post I'm assuming you're referring to the James Naughtie incident
I've heard at least two others, but it turns out there are quite a few more!
www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4gy9s2/all_the_people_who_have_accidentally/
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When I hear them all together, I suspect shenanigans.
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This is a link post Ai,Ai!

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This is a link post Learn about castles
Harry Hill's new show with special guest, Stewart Lee.
I found it rather charming.
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This is a normal post Ugh... I would like to watch it but I can only tolerate so much smug

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You do realise that Lee's character on stage is just that, a character, right?
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This is a normal post no
He is a snug cunt mugging for the camera at live shows. He is so utterly convinced of his genius
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Hairy muff
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This is a normal post How you know my stripper name

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This is a normal post I enjoyed this
I only managed to get out twice last year, once to see Harry and the other to see Stewart so it was good to see them both at the same time talking and laughing together the way god intended. If there is a god, this is what he would have wanted.
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This is a normal post That was brilliant.

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This is a normal post Always have time for HH...

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This is a normal post That was great!
Really enjoyed this. His fluff collection made me think of Howard Moon’s elbow patches. Either way, genuinely funny stuff.
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This is a link post Designing an Egg Cup for a One-In-A-Billion Egg (Before It Rotted) I made this!
Found a potter to design what I believe to be the world's first spherical egg cup, but unfortunately the egg began to stink (as it's been part boiled), so I've also found a spherical egg preservation expert.
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This is a normal post I hear
you can soften a normal egg shell in vinegar. I expect you can make them round like that.
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Think that would be cheating
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This is a normal post I do not represent an international standards body responsible for regulating that sort of thing but I'd imagine it's probably fine.

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If there was one it would likely have eggsacting standards.
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This is a normal post Typical ova-regulation.

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This is a normal post Some conspiracists think this is just a cover story, cloaka ing their real intentions

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This is a normal post They must be yolking!

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This is a normal post It's a hardboiled plot hatched up by clerical spherical eggstremists, the entire organisation is just a shell.

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This is a normal post The ole 'Panorama' voice. Nice.

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This is a normal post It's a rounding error.

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This is a normal post Chips ahoy!

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This is a normal post Were they wavy chips?

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This is a normal post We'll have to wait and see

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yes!
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This is a normal post The chips are down

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Daddy or flotsam?
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This is a normal post They need to clean it up quickly
before it gets battered by storms
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This is a normal post When the chips go down, you'd better be ready.

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This is a link post Gotta steal 'em all
Which one of you nerds, etc
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This is a normal post You can fit more wealth into a bag with Pokemon than if you stole money
so rather efficient. Maybe we should be looking at engineers.
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This is a normal post They will just get shy, or start acting up all weird

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This is a normal post LEAVE AUTISTS ALONE!!!

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This is a normal post Some of my best friends are autisms

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This is a normal post Autons more like

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What a waste of everyone's fucking time
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This is a normal post People do little things to try to resist in little ways when their gov goes full fascist
It makes them feel better.
I don't blame them. It's a much bigger scarier step to go out in the woods and turn Maquis.
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This is a normal post I know
All this shit because of a disordered old man and the greedy fascist-like people around him.
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This is a normal post Only a moronic Nazi cunt could disapprove of this.

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This is a link post Greg the Sorcerer - Destroyer of Virtual Worlds

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This is a normal post This is carefully calibrated cruelty.
Greg is such a bastard.
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This is a link post Fake or news? I made this!
Every Wednesday I run a live software development podcast and we have a new section where we take tech news headlines and discuss if they are real or made up. You can also play along now.
fake or news
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Imgur is fucked btw
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This is a normal post Here's what your picture looks like in the UK:

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This is a normal post The link seems to work though

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This is a normal post Tried to check out if it looked ok in Europe but I'm just not close enough
Click for bigger (45 kb)
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This is a normal post Biggar!

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This is a normal post As you wish
Biggar
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This is a normal post How about
Bigger Biggar?


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This is a link post Timelapse of Paris
accuracy may vary but great idea, and props for the sounds. Hope they do more.
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This is a normal post That's a nice idea
It would be even better if it could be interactive for the viewer so you could focus on a point of interest in the present and then scroll back to see how it changes over time. I suspect the tool used to generate the video allows you to do just that!
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This is a normal post God i love maps, thank you.

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This is a normal post Reminds me that a lot of towns/cities
started off just as a place to cross a river, people traded with travellers funnelled into the place to cross the river, built houses, businesses etc to better trade with river crossers, and then it all just snowballed from there
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This is a normal post The should have included some guillotine in their sound collage for the Napoleonic Era

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This is a link post in Mining news
kecks and picks
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This is a normal post My woke mind virus can't cope with this.
I thought we'd said good riddance to WWE Diva lingerie fights, so apparently this team of misogynist scammers is doing the same but with 'real' MMA instead..? Seems like the low, low, low end of both sex work and the fight game.

Is it misogynist of me to point out that 99% of their roster is rougher than a badger's arse?

So anyway, this obvious scam sex and violence company have made an obvious scammy investment into an obvious gold mining scam you say?
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This is a normal post I would've thought that mining regulations would require more clothing than a hard hat and MMA approved underwear but then it is America.
Possibly they'll wise up after Savannah* misses a step in her platform heels and plummets to her death.

I can't imagine many practical opportunities for fighting in a mine but they are dirty and sometimes a little muddy so maybe in the showers afterwards.

*taking a wild guess at a name here
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This is a normal post Savannah signed the consent form and knew the risk.

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This is a normal post Misogynist possibly, picky, yes.
At my age I'm grateful for small mercies, or large ones for that matter.
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This is a normal post You'll Never Mine Alone
I don't like that they're calling it LFC...

Hopefully, they'll change it to Lingerie Mining Championship or something soon.
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This is a normal post Can't help but wonder if the underwiring is a spark risk, they may need the Davey Safety Bra.

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This is a link post The new UKIP logo is...striking.

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This is a normal post I get their argument that it's also a Christian symbol used in the UK
But that spear makes it proper sinister. It's also unfortunate that it's currently used by the German military as a symbol of national identity.
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This is a normal post Agreed.
The Iron Cross iconography is typically edgy UKIP, but I don't find it particularly provocative. Certainly not as provocative as the folk trying to compare it to a swastika seem to want it to be. The spear and shield combo in tandem with the cross is fucking bonkers, though.
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I think it's more to do with suggesting that reform aren't like that.
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This is a normal post Bit fashy mate

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This is a normal post Logo challenge!
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This is a normal post I think your modem is playing up again
Try wiggling the phone cable?
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This is a normal post I think an UKIP challenge might be fun

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This is a normal post Not sure what the problem is
It's an Iron Cross with a Spear of Destiny.

Oh. I see the problem now...
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This is a normal post You missed the gunsight

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This is a normal post It would seem my ancient hearing
didn't pick up on that particular dogwhistle
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This is a normal post "... inadvertently turning the new logo into one of the most controversial rebrands in recent years."
Inadvertently.
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This is a normal post Adopting German military iconography for a British nationalist group
would be as ridiculous and hypocritical as being the leader of a party based on anti-immigrant rhetoric while having a German wIfe
Oh, wait….
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apparently stewart lee has just defected to ukips
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This is a normal post Bit woke
Needs Chubby Brown's face on it
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This is a normal post Is UKIP still a thing?
As far as I can tell, and I am not an expert, they currently hold no elected positions of any kind. I encourage this kind of thing as I don't think there are enough people who would identify as Nazis to make any impact on any election.

The post made me go to the UKIP website; as I said, I had no idea that they still existed, there's no sign of this logo; I clicked on their twitter (x) feed, no sign, the twitter feed came from their website. I was really hoping to find the obvious Nazi magnet because I'd like anyone putting out a logo like this to disappear down a hole. Anyone know where to find it in their media?
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This is a normal post I think the UKIP reference was tongue in cheek
Referring to their rebirth as Reform UK.
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This is a normal post Oh - you're right
I was conflating UKIP and RefUK!
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This is a normal post They probably aren't allowed to use it in an official capacity until it has been approved.
UKIP do appear to still be an active party, though. Their current leader is a charming bloke named Nick.
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This is a normal post Turning Point UK
Ugh
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This is a normal post Ew

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This is a link post Trumpy Green Giant I made this!
Got this pitch accepted by The Skewer, it didn't make it to air went with Trump shopping for greenland on Bargain hunt. Oh well.
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Well that escalated etc.
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This is a link post Herbert Geddes’ “Life in Japan” Collection

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This is a normal post Nice, ta
I wonder how much is posed and dressed for the photo, and how much is just normal for the era.
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This is a normal post I just skimmed through but it looks totally legit to me.
Geisha, rishiki and monks dress exactly the same today. Civilian work uniform styles have changed with the times but are still very much a normal thing to see. You still see plenty of Japanese people wearing those traditional shirt jackets, and you still see lots of traditional dress in the more traditional professions, especially in tourist areas, but the Japanese themselves expect a certain amount of pageantry too.

Some photos look staged to the extent that people want to look their best. Europeans don't wear ball gowns and dinner jackets 100% of the time either.
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This is a normal post I'm in my evening gown right now
- but I will change for dinner, obvs
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This is a normal post Your evening speedos, sir?

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speedos stockings and suspenders
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This is a normal post The stockings? With *this* strap on, Jenkins?
Don't be so gauche.
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This is a link post Fish with a hole in its head
May use its ribs to beat the inside of its head cavity to communicate with other creatures
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This is a normal post head like a hole?

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This is a link post Pomeranians are fun

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This is a normal post Carpet Pomming.

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This is a normal post -fun +AI

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This is a normal post They're a small but hardy breed

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This is a normal post Well that's work on a side swipe again

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This is a link post Almost halfway there....
don't give up
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This is a normal post I didn't realise I was doing this.
Getting (not being) drunk used to be fun, nowadays I have a sip of something and skip straight to the 2 week long hangover.
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This is a normal post I haven't started yet
And I have no intention of doing so whatsoever.
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