remember ludwig?
little cartoon they used to play between programs on ITV years ago.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:04, Reply)
wow...
A few seconds in, watch those dirty little hedgehogs go at it like sluts!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:47,
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The Passion Of The Christ - New Game For The Nintendo Wii
NSFW
GC says no. I'm not sure this is safe for work...
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:29,
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Modern Art Wanker
I've been saying for years Modern Art was a load of old toss, guess I was right all along.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:23,
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Modern art is shit.
and anyone who says otherwise is a pretentious cock munching tit flap.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:29,
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“Excuse the pun, but it sounds like he’s taking the p***"
I am sorry, but unless that word is plaz or something - that guy has a messed up understanding of how you reproduce.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:39, Reply)
Sexy white love piss?
Thats what my vicar calls it
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:59,
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ha wants....
...to create three drawings a week!
is that all?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:39,
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i guess he needs a bit of time for plenty of sperm to reproduce so he can then splurt it out into pretty patterns
or something like that
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:53,
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"Judge them out of hand"
Pfffft!
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:54,
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I've always thought that art was something that is generally pleasing to the eye
Like a nice painting, or a sculpture or something.
Call me old fashioned
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:07,
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To me Art is something that
communicates a concept, and it can be a abstract concept, by a medium that has a certain higher level of composition to usual.
So a good political speech can be considered art, just like a poem. As a good political speech will often make use of rhythm etc. Further expression of what can come naturally; humming for example, is pretty much natural, making a work of art of music involves calculated composition of, well, humming.
Also, Art is whatever has that special... something; which I suppose is the success in composition, but hard to quantify.
If an artist makes something and then has to tell you what it represents then s/he has pretty much failed. The idea of art is to express to the person experiencing the art, not for the person making it. Modern art such as this wank is, in my opinion, doodling. I doodle on a sheet of paper, and hell, sometimes that can actually represent my thoughts at the time to someone who sees it (zigzags show chaotic thoughts, etc.), but it's pretty much still a doodle. Coating a skull in diamonds is just a very expensive doodle.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:48, Reply)
Hmmm
I think it's now fairly acceptable to say that art isn't limited to things that are aesthetically pleasing. Art can be ugly and still be worthwhile if, for example, it has a political or social message (a genuine one, not a tenuous one) or if it evokes certain feelings in the person observing it.
But as a defender of 'modern art', this kind of thing depresses me. It has no worth, no artistic intent, no message, no aesthetic value and is shock for the sake of shock. It's horrible. If artists want modern art to be taken seriously, this kind of rubbish has to stop.
Having said that, if this IS art, I'd paint more often.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:58, Reply)
Agreed!
I like a lot of modern art. I just think a lot of the time the message is lost. Take Shibboleth in the Tate Modern currently; it just doesn't click with everyone, so close, yet just not quite there.
Also, the message doesn't necessarily need to be an opinion or story or anything, it can just be portrayal of a 'feeling'. So for example Louise Bourgeois's sculptures, such as circular rooms, and cages with chairs in... and the big eff-off spider! (That's so friggin' cool... though it is bordering on doodle, I dare say, but a cool doodle none the less.)
Though when she went menopausal, oh god, did it show in her work. "Looky! I maded a penis out of marble!"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, Reply)
True
Modern Art is a tricky subject because it attracts such vitriol from traditionalists. The knee jerk reaction from advocates of modern art is to claim that traditionalists are standing in the way of progress and that modern art does have value and worth (emotional, political etc.).
I think the people that make this point have a good argument, but it's hard to maintain it when artists are wanking on paper and selling it.
It is upsetting how quick people are to put down modern art though.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:54, Reply)
Man + Camera + Train
I saw this, and I thought to myself: that HAS to be posted! Enjoy. Don't let the fact that it's on LiveLeak put you off :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:05, Reply)
What a complete idiot.
It's not big or clever is it?
Hang on...... is it fake?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:16,
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That is very brave
Fake? Doesnt look so!
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:16,
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very stupid is more like it
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:17,
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Eep!
He was facing the wrong direction... if caught in the `4 foot` you should always face the oncoming train, and tuck everything in as much as possible.
If this was actually real, he should be forced to delever the "I'm sorry" message to all London stations on a regular basis - It may reduce the number of suicides....
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SnackyOx Who? What? Whang?, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:20,
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I sense the hand of Darwin at work
The stupidity is surely strong with this one
He'll be appearing on rotten.com soon, smeared over the underside of a different train
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:35,
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Total cock!
Didnt he stop and think what the train driver would be thinking? Notice you can hear Brakes squeeling at the end of the clip, obviously the train driver shat himself and put the train into emergency... Hope next time his coat gets snagged on the train..
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Or if its one of those old trains
without toilet retention tanks....
(, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:29, Reply)
so ... your entire life consists of filling your blog with google ads then posting your shit links here?
SPAMMER
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:35,
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Yes
Everybody
Come
Now
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:02,
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The Ratties!
Was looking for clip of the intro tune, but this comes with a whole episode attached!
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:05,
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Portal First Slice
There was a bit of a 'the cake is a lie' buzz on here a while ago so if you've a Steam account and an NVidia card installed you can get extended version of Portal for free...
Edit: looks like just an extended demo.....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:02, Reply)
1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare a Cheese War
First offering....Morris Day (of '..and the Time' fame with a song about tights....
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:36,
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Have some Unskinny Bop by Poison
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-tVp4SK3o
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:49, Reply)
oh sweet jesus!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:50,
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I've made a cartoon
I made this!
I've been playing around in Flash and have made a crappy cartoon about 3 balls that find a hole.
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Furness, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:12,
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haha
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:36,
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Good time fun . . .
with deep meaning . . . Win !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:07,
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Trying to cash a dead man's cheque.
Ronseal.
A real life "Weekend at Bernies."
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:09,
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no fuel Magnetic Motor
not sure what to make of this but Sky news Australia ran the story -
anyone want to sell the australian news team some beach front property in Birmingham?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:43, Reply)
Not perpetual
The magnetic pull will gradually fail over time thanks to the element halflife and will always vary slightly with the shift in the magnetic pole (of the Earth). Therefore a decrease in the power supplied follows, ergo not a perpetual motion machine. I did a bit of research into this for something else and this tidbit stuck in my head. Slashdot also had a similar story a few months ago but can't be arsed to look through the archives...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:04, Reply)
You clicked onto that from a David Icke forum?
You have odd hobbies, Goat
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Dave the Mighty, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:57,
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if only
I found this link from an old electronic mag site:
notice the similiarity to this from the 50s? my guess is this is the same source the guy in the news item used
Click for bigger (107KB)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:58, Reply)
Thing is.....
If something like this did exist, we would never get to see it. The fuel companies would buy the inventor's plans, hardware and their silence.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:32,
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yeah right
Anyone being able to do this would be worth at least a couple of nobel prices and all the fucking money they'd ever want. If a fuel company'd buy it, they would make much more money actually using it.
Not that it matters since there's no way you can make something like that.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:35,
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This is a pretty old story.
You can tell by Naomi Robson's hair.
Also she left the Today Tonight show at the end of 2006 because she swore at the auto-cue on-air.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:30, Reply)
A song about mullerice
I made this!
I made this song a while ago with my friend.
After a period of finding this immensely embarrassing i've come back round to loving it. See what you think. It's a youtube link as i'm furthering my musical genius....via youtube.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:41, Reply)
you are a wigger
aicmfp!
*also no mention of babysick or tastes like shit ;)
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:08,
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January Green Thing
NSFW
Hi guys,
Green Thing just released its recommendation for January.
From now on climb the stairs, even if it looks like climbing the Everest:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpT-lb9J7Ho
Go to the web site and sign up
Take care
Claudio
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:01, Reply)
Ugliest American ever
Safe for work
Apologies if GC
EDIT: Or it's been 'shopped.
In which case the 'shopper should be shot for incompetence.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:51, Reply)
Jackie Masons New Year message
Not particularly funny but he has a very valid point. Would be good if the rest of the western world could all take note of it.
After that serious note Im off to find amusing links of tightrope walking kittens or similar to make up for it.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:26,
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i love jackie mason
something about his voice....has the Walken factor.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:49,
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What do you mean 'rest of the western world'?
The way of thinking he's talking about is far far more prevalent in developing countries.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:54,
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I got on a flight from Prague to Glasgow
and some middle aged 'weegies got on and said "I think we are the only Westerners on this flight!". Admittedly, there were few scottish people, but what the hell part of the world do they think Prague is in?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:50, Reply)
GC says no on this but i don't really believe it. i'm gonna inflict it anyway cos it's comedy gold.
just yoinked it off of the graham linehan blog in that IT crowd post below.
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Just Flange, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:02,
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hahaha!!
I wasn't expecting that
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:20,
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Haha!
*boing*
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:25,
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Unexpected horse (like object)?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:39,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
ha
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:47,
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The IT Crowd vs Das iTeam
I like Graham's few words about this too.
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moogy boobles, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:51,
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why didnt they just dub or subtitle it?
its an absolutely awful rip off!
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:01,
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what a complete waste of time
sorry, but it is
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:39,
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The Yank one will probably be worse
even if they are keeping the same Moss (who's name I can never remember, or even spell)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:54,
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Richard Ayoade
*checks imdb*
:edit: yup thats it.. he was awesome in garth marenghi. i like how its got matt berry as their new boss.. awesome!
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:59,
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oh my cuntballs!
Those theiving saurkrat kunts!
If the idea is sold to them, why should we stop them?
Although the Americans have no excuse, they speak the same chuffin' language.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:59,
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Crab People
I made this!
A nice soothing song to accompany the image challenge.
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Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:46,
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Whilst I dispute your use of the word soothing
It's damned good! Guaranteed to get one in the mood for a crabtastic imagefest. I'd describe it as Aphex Twin meets Clarkee, with MC crab :D
*scuttles sideways, claws at air*
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:31,
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Optimus keyboard video
From engadget:
"Mahalo Daily's Veronica Belmont was able to catch up with Art Lebedev at CES 2008 and spend nearly six minutes checking out the oh-so-captivating Optimus Maximus keyboard. If you've managed to resist heading past the break and clicking play as hastily as humanly possible up 'til now, what on Earth are you waiting for?"
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thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:02,
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She certainly is
There's something about a cute lady who gives a damn about technology.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
might have to get one on the instalment option.. a couple keys a month, should only take 10 years...
and by then we'll all have computers built in our brains and we wont be using keyboards.. man im going to be retro!
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:42,
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They didn't answer the most important question.
Can you scroll text across the space bar, to call your mates gay?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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Hmm
I feel like I must be missing the point slightly with the Optimus Maximus keyboard...
First of all it sounds suspiciously like a Transformer but that's besides the point.
What I don't understand is this: It is nothing more than a keyboard with OLED screens in the keys am I right? So you can reprogram them to display what you want and perform the task you assign to it. This does sound pretty handy, but I'm not sure why the hype surrounding it is akin to the second coming of Jebus?
Please explain, I'm genuinely sure I'm missing something here..
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:46, Reply)
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