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This is a link post Quite possibly the best music video of 2008. Amazing wonderful rubbish fantasy!
Blond whispy haired dude goes all fantasy and crocodile-awesome whilst singing something that might have been done in the 80's. It's 4 minutes long, watch it all the way though, then wonder about what you just saw!

Shine by chris dane owens.

Apologies if already posted, etc

I like the witches.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Lightning Bolt!
Lightning Bolt!
Lightning Bolt!


Death!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of some crap 80's throwback video's
Bros, Duran Duran, Rick etc...
Maybe the irony is the point, but in this case, I'm just not feeling this from your introduction!






EDIT:

Sorry, I meant that was Shite!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
it's either a lack of irony. A waste of money (The singer is some tv producer). A cynical attempt to make money in Japan. A work of genius. A sign as to why the recession will be a good thing.

I can't stop watching it... but the music on it's own is a bit pah.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like that Bill Hicks/Sore tooth thing
Can't stop looking. But by god, it's awful. I can't imagine anyone saying yes to that pitch.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that bassline is fucking horrible

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This is a link post Most irritating toy ever?
Japanese robot baby blinks its LED eyes and bleeps as it walks along. If it gets knocked over it cries like a baby bird until you right it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it
hammers
etc
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the person demonstrating it
is far more irritating than the toy.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post cute overload

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's enough floof on there
to keep the newsletter going for months!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

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This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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This is a normal post Thankyou so much.
Ive had a really bad day,

and this has melted my heart.

I owe you one.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post Send this to everyone you know be the first !!! I made this!
send this to all your friends to watch get , i want my own show on bbc three and i will invite you all on it.

I know people who use the internet are full of hate for other people (including me) but for once lets do something nice together.....look into your heart.......
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post keep on truckin

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC3?
fair enough.

Its no 3 Pints Of Lager though, is it?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it could be part of a sequel
with will mellor sticking his hand in a blender
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you consider this gig
to be a particular success? Is that why you are sharing it with us?

I'm not "full of hate", I'm just interested in your motivation.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post NAYSAYER

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with that

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll need it

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dears
Anyone can jump on a stage and be "bereft of any form of humour", of which this person clearly is.

Constructive criticism.
Practice your material on work colleagues first. (Not family, as your mum, dad, and gran will always tell you, you are fantastic even if you are shit. Thats what parents are for.)


*work colleagues may in fact tell you, you are fantastic even when you are shit. Just so that you can embaress yourself further in the future.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was my view first time round.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you realised he was being
deliberately shit?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I give my hard earned for - a lack of funnies. Also great to see other, new links pushed off the page for a repeat of this.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The Audience...
...seem very polite and sympathetic
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you're back with your spamming.
Good to see you back, because it means you'll be banned and I'll never have to witness this abomination again. Have you not realised that being a not funny twat precludes you from being successful on the stand-up circuit?

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
You're about as cheerful as that sushi bitch.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I said nothing as advised by the scary red letters last time he posted this.
/Hi m2v.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me?
First of all, check your facts.

I am a perfectly cheery person thank you very much. I passed comment on a video that was posted, which I was well within my rights to do. If you really have that much of a problem, feel free to ignore me.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post pardon?
WHAT?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M IGNORING YOU

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem!
thats a bit rich coming from someone who's only been here 3 months...

This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this"

maybe you should take some of your own medicine?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I'll post my pisspoor stand up repeatedly when I attempt it.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I would leave a comment but...
I am governed by...

This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything...

So I cannot say anything.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical drama-teacher/Butlins unfunny bollocks
I hope you're not using humour as a means of fighting depression or to stop psychotic episodes. If you are, prepare to be sad and murdery.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a gag.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this supposed to be funny?
Am I missing the point?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Natures Grossest Creatures.
Number 4 - the horsecock fish:


And what / who does that first one look like? Some 80's cartoon character i can't name...

//linky fixedy.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post they tie themselves in knots
much like the knickers of most of the girls i know... "calm down dear!"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Shudders
how does it kill its prey? actually.. scratch that.. I dont want to know
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post link just goes to big picture of cockfish...
www.popsci.com/environment/article/2008-12/natures-grossest-creatures

full article :)

edit: checkout no 12...tapeworm cdc! lol
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
oops. fixed.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Broccoli cat!
Cat really likes broccoli and will kill anyone who tries to take it away :)

I would be tempted to try my cats with some but they are farty enough at the moment as it is.

As seen on Icanhascheezburger, so sorry for anyone else who goes on there. I don't THINK it's been on here, but most cat vids seem to be at some point
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post cute like my Stan !
qik.com/video/679169
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he's no cat.....
Only kidding, he is absolutely adorable. Good job he doesn't take after his dad!

How's fatherhood finding you?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww
cute!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Crazy mogs ftw, that's brilliant!

First lolcat video I've seen too
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Last night I was round my mums and she gave the Broccoli stalk
to the dog. He loved it.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Cloned UPS Truck
A truck full of weed found in Arizona, painted UPS brown and even stickered-up with the proper reflective decals. Not stolen, but cloned with a registration plate of a real truck. Makes me wonder how often that happens, and how successful they've managed to be...
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This is a normal post almost genius !

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't this
the plot of super troopers?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "but cloned with a registration plate of a real truck"
If I'm not mistaken, it was a hand-painted license plate. Lordy. The lengths people will go to.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post london shop fronts
ronseal
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris?
Is it supposed to be funny, cos I don't see any puns? All I see are shit looking shops, some of which are similar to those around here...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i think
its 'art'
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post found while looking for cheap tat of the past
how good is this album!!
its full of ace tunes. anyone agree, or am i a bit strange?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Much aces!
I'd buy it.

That ELO song is great innit? I hope i'm not old enough to remember it though
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just look at the crap in the charts now :(

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There are charts?
Where?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dream machine!!!
Oh how I cant wait for this to be developed a bit further. How good would it be to be able to sit down and play back last nights dreams.

Or better still to be able to get a pet version and see just what your dog is dreaming about when his little legs are going and hes making strange little barky noises in his sleep.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NOT a good idea for me. I have mad dreams.
I dreamt last night that me, my boyfriends family and Richard and Judy got taken away by nazis in cattle trains to a place in the russian wastelands where there were loads of disused planes and nuclear material. Then they left us there to die in the extreme heat and cold.

I think this means i need some kind of psychiatric help.....

Oh and I always remember my dreams anyway.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a shame it wasnt just Richard and Judy
I remember mine as well but Id still like to sit and watch them back on the TV.

I dream some really strange stuff. Will let you know when I come up with something to beat your Richard and Judy holocaust episode though.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post always remember mine too
and people who dont, they worry me...

your dream sounds like some i have, but i hope you get them as often as me, ie: once a year.

i had one where i was being marched through the desert bare foot with a comrade, every now and then these germans would beat us senseless for being slow or whatever. finally after what seemed days the sound of tanks. my stomach dropped... but it was the tommys! they pointed a tank barrel at my head before they realised i was one of them. most fearful moment in any dream i ever had, lookin down that barrel.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post dream
i once had a dream were i found a porno my parents were in. i do NOT wish to watch that back
cool i dea though
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, priapism's a bitch.

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This is a normal post I wonder...
What it would do for someone who is a lucid dreamer.

I would like to study upon this.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Im going to be watching this closely. Id love to see how it develops.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's interesting
that when a mainstream paper publishes a story about a demo mind-reading machine, none of the conspiracy theory nutters on here comment.

This makes me suspect even more that they're special agents hired to make paranoia about anything look crazy and ridiculous.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, because you would need to be nut to think a mind reading machine was bad idea
quite obviously, good job there.
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This is a normal post This is what I mean
The idea is absolutely terrifying, and it comes from a reputable source, but none of the tinfoil hat crowd have commented. Either they're part of the conspiracy or they think their hats will protect them.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, ok
I mean, I always thought it was possible. It's really kind of terrifying how any conversation can be immediately brought to a halt by two word phrases like "conspiracy theory" and "tinfoil hat".

They literally mean "oh, I don't have to think about this, I already know what's going on here."
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
the conspiracy theorists on here do kind of confound any valid point with their bullshit. Like Dekonplexis posting a video of a soldier on leave getting his head kicked in by the police, then making loads of patronising generalisations about all soldiers being brainwashed shells and war being a game. Or The Goat posting loads of links to a guy that believed that aircraft vapour trails were filled with mind control gas.
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This is a normal post we won't be watching video-playback of dreams in our lifetime
possibly never. Localising neurons for perception of lines is one thing, but there is still no consensus on which neurons, or networks of neurons are involved in more perceiving more complex scenes, certain memories, audiovisual memories, audiovisual perception... etc.
It makes a nice bullshit story for the telegraph to fill a page with though, especially the bit about the retina recognising images. The retina doesn't do anything like recognition.

/endgeekrant
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:55, Reply)
This is a link post fluff + xmas = win?
or just mild animal cruelty?

YOU decide!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm well into Japanese birds! So it's a WIN for me......

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
^^
o
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Penguins can play around on snow well shocker
Someone tell David Attenborough
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post packed full of chinky sluts
whateverwilltheythinkofnext
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post BUCKETS!
Hot off the press... brand new innovation in the field of washing babies.. BUCKETS!

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post how many rpm can this baby do then?

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post will it blend ?

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This is a link post YouTube deeplinking
You probably all know this but you can now link to a certain time in a video.
add something like this to the URL #t=1m37s

Doesn't seem to work when you embed it on b3ta though...

see here for more details:
youtube blog
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post handy

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post GC !
old hat .. but good to share :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post New animation by Simon Tofield.
Made for the RSPCA, a great animation from the guy that does Simon's Cat :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post win win win!
I love this guy's stuff. I was only wondering the other day if he was going to do anything else! Obviously its not as good as a cat one, but expect to see it posted on here twelvty thousand times in the next few weeks!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post KABOOOOOM!
(The 1 min wait to get to the action is worth it)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why wait when you can watch it on the links board mere hours ago
(it is on the popular page too)
Still, cracking video.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oops, sorry
gc search said no...
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This is a normal post Yeah, the other one was on one of those other video sites
Don't worry about it. I swear there are some people who sit staring at this screen, refreshing constantly, just waiting for a moment to say something is GC. And then becoming aroused.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What can I say, I have been off work sick
and porn isn't working any more.

also glass cock spotting is a sport

Edit: oh yeah, although it is the 4th most popular link - it is to something unembeddable - so understandable how you would miss it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah OK, thanks...
*sits*



*stares*



*refreshes page*



*sits*



*stares*



*gets aroused*




*etc, etc*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *Boooiiiiiing*

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This is a normal post Ive been sending this about today
Its just amazing to think that some people like to celebrate by strapping explosives on the end of a big hammer and twatting the ground. Its just the natural progression from shooting guns in the air. Cant wait to see what the next step is.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post In Junior School
(when I was wee boy) we'd sometimes have School trips to France for the day. Which meant we'd smuggle back tons of Bangers that you couldn't get in the UK. Mostly we'd stick them under cardboard boxes and let them off! Just goes to show you what sort of normal pussy-boy school I went too! ;)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post when I was 11
I went on a French exchange. I bought back a load of bangers in my hand luggage on the plane. Nobody batted an eyelid. Wasnt picked up by a scanner nothing. How I wince at the thought of what could have happened. If I had done that 20 years later, I be currently living in a cage in Cuba.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! :D
What the fuck is the back story to this one then? Hammers, Check. Explosives, check. comedy explosion, check!
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This is a link post Anal Scourge ! NSFW
*my friend sent me this - its a bit er anal
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Your friend????
This is the best passage (no pun intended) for me.

"Not content with buggering each other, they now want to dock their loathsome schooners in our windward passages!"

Id be happy to dock my 'Loathsome Schooner' anywhere that would have it to be honest.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass cock
I sent this into the newsletter ages ago.

edit; www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue254/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea why...
But this site doesn't work for me at all, it's like it doesn't exist...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post Fatal RTA at Bradford Chippy
The name of the chippy is very apt i thought!
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This is a normal post Oh dear

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post dude
thats not cool
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post but using Paul Gadd as a user name is?

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Touche!!
Although I doubt its an uncommon name. Im sure there are several of them out there cursing the 'leader of the gang'
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post and they were in a nicked car
so forgive me if I don't cry my eyes out
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah im lacking any sympathy for joyriders
If we are tossing up between them killing innocent people, which they frequently do, or themselves I know which end result I'm going for.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post .
i didnt read that bit i take it back. i thought customers and owners of the shop had been killed
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I never thought I'd see those 3 words in the same sentence

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post he he he he
ass purger.....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post God damn it!
I'd never noticed that asperger's is pronounced ass-purgers.

Well, that's never going to leave me now, ever. I hope you're happy....
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mirth ! and frankensense

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