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This is a link post stuck for gift ideas?
woolworths is knackered because they stopped selling awesome stuff like this!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of these.
*edit* all of these

in our house ronco said christmas
 (I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I now know what the
spiky thing my dad always used to tread on when I was tidying my room as a sproglet was. A Flower Loom!

Didn't have a record vacuum, though... Although I seem to remember seeing a laser record player a number of years ago that had a very similar design.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a flower loom
and one of those french knitting thingys. Was Ronco like the JML of it's day?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
Except I got mine from my older sister when she grew out of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post my fuckin girlfriend
had one. I showed her the video and she instantly said, I had a flower lume. I must stop shaggin grannies!!
 (goonbreath, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post A day in the life of a procrastinator I made this!
I made this a couple of years ago and I just found it again. It was part of my fine art m.a. (christ i really lost it when i was doing that!) This is only a small part of a longer film. The film was projected under a camera obscura image of the street outside (made sense at the time).
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post I'm on a roll!
we don't have the joy of barry scott here in Canada, we have Billy May - the next best thing!
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
I must confess, I secretly love those teleshopping channels :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno about billy...
but WANTS the putty!
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wants that too!
I've never thought putty could be awesome, or am I just a sucker?
 (babydad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ou can get it over here from art shops
it's basically an epoxy stuff used in boating and plumbing as it stick to metal and is waterproof, and you can buy it in different colours.

I had to get some to make fake lead seals to be ripped off a treasure chest every night in a play for two months straight. Only one chipped, even though they were thrown to the floor every night.

Here they are...
www.milliput.com/
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it's also called plumber's putty
you can buy it in hardware stores
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That stuff is GENIUS!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds like the scientist (denzil dexter) character from the fast show

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post lol @
the retard using the drill.

lord knows how the environment will pay in 1000 years when all thats left of our crumbling civilization is piles of blobs of hardened mighty putty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh!
*wants*
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Pen Spinning
Idiot spins pens. Idiot proves himself to be bigger idiot. GC says no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Genuine LOL.

I like the quiet little whimper at the end :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post heh!
could see fail #2 coming, but still very funny!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post but how come he didn't see it coming?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been his cool glasses

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post genius

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post big lol from me
what a muppet :)
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post lulz

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post here are all the other adverts for samsung:
www.myth-hunter.com/les-legendes/photo-et-media/627-jongleur-de-stylos
also it is in French

3rd one is by far the best
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post le snopes

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha then hahahahah again!
*whimpers*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahahaha!
If this doesn't get into the newsletter I'll eat my rectum with a spoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem.......!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't specify when I'd do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Just make sure there's no lamps around when you do.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, Reply)
This is a link post This was my dog.
She died today and I found this old film of her as a puppy.

This is why I'm blackdog etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what I'd do if my dog died
10 and a half year old golden retriever with mild cancer (apparently not too bad) and he's still running around and rolling in the mud.

Hope you're ok!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry bout that
Always rubbish when a pet dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing.
Sorry to hear you've lost a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post :( Sorry your doggie has gone
today shall now be know as 'blackdogs are better than blackcats day!'
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless her
sorry for your loss
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Best change your name to 'manguitar' then.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post you fucking
twat
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Go to hell
B3ta is not for morons like you.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post owned

(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post how very 4chan of you
tit.
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What an insensitive
cuntish thing to say
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post u tit
and you come here often - BMG is my mate .


Make sure i dont meet you ...
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignored.
You twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really cold and unkind
you must be a seriously cruel person to make such a comment to someone who has just lost a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So sorry.
That sucks. More than non-dog owners understand.
 (Cap'n, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a dog, just cats
but the vid made me cry.
So sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that mate :(

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post Dickerdoodles! NSFW
I've always loved Penny Arcade, and now that they've put this gallery up from a recent competition, I think I love them more. No nudity/sex of any kind, but technically, this is NFSW.
 (I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post Woolworths Christmas ad from 25 years ago
That's it, I'm off to Hull now
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If only
theyd kept this campaign going, perhaps they would have survived these harsh times.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I just spot
Bill Oddie in that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not only, but also
Tim Brooke Taylor. 2 thirds of the Goodies no less.
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
Anita Harris
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And even the transcendent Don Estelle.
A glittering, all-star extravaganza!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Cuddly WTC.
Probably gc.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post i won't post too many of these things
i'm really not sure how funny they are if you haven't seen them blasted at you through the tv.
i had the pleasure of meeting the man who owns this particular business. he just takes a stack of these to a trade show and routinely walks out with $50-60k to split between him and a couple of young sales guys. i asked him for a job.
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks bloody amazing.
Why is it "not in stores"!?

Oh, wait a minute...
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a market in incontinence pants

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post could be
a jizz mopper
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I was totally getting suckered in by that
I suffer from frequent spillages.
 (edhead, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I dried my face with it...
and it removed my tan!! :(
 (I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Must. Buy. ShamWOW.
*dials*

*ignores credit crunch*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think...
My parents bought some of those back in '86... They're still about somewhere, and they still suck up water...

There's a guy gets to some of the shows I go to whose lot in life is to sell cucumber spiral machines. I've seen them given away as freebies with those veggie slicey mandolin things, but this chap sells them as a going concern...

Or at least he used to...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post but I want a *real* wow.

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to believe

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Russell Oliver
He's the cashman.
There are stacks of ads like this in Canada, and this man has spent his life turning himself into a minor celebrity with tasteful commercials like this. I'll see if I can dig out some more gems.
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Elf fight
Looks like the credit crunch has hit the north pole and these two un-happy elfes have just got the sacked.
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post NSFW! anal flossing NSFW
This is a spam advert on a normal ads site, but I was utterly amazed by it =- also, what are anal Pops?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You are sick rick of /links

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm.
thats not very dignified of her
 (augsav, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the correct etiquette
for inserting panties up your rectum these days?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post erm.....


er



erm



o my


im sure



thats not normal
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That is just very strange
Im sure if you were so inclined to buy any of these items though, they wouldnt be hand produced by her but by some fat Bertha dole scum. Have visions of Bertha sat on couch with a can of Stella and a fag and several pairs of knickers stuffed up her bum. (may just be my own personal fantasy).

Anal pops just sounds like a more politically correct way of saying farts. Maybe she bottles them.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i haven't looked at the link but
i do wonder what, by the grace of our lady, were you searching for in order to pull out this little gem[1]?!


Footnote:
[1] May not actually be interested in finding out.
 (ganainm, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Used MP3s anyone?
I have no idea how this would work, but I'm sure someone will be making money out of it!

I'm sure those with access to P2P downloads will make a fortune selling everything they download ,-)
 (ganainm, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf, that is just madness
I'll be really surprised if that gets off the ground
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post we shall see !
awesome idea

and why not !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a great idea!
If you have purchased a digital/virtual thing why shouldn't you be able to sell it? It's yours, you own it, you should be able to sell it!


I hope this works!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you never
own copyrighted material, just the right to listen to it under strict conditions, the ownership is retained by the artist or whoever is ripping them off

edit: by ripping them off, i meant some of the record companies that have certain contracts
 (ganainm, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks
we paid for it ! sell it !

Like the banks
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post SUPERBROWN I made this!
sorry for the delete, was youtube, not me, honest

if the thumbnail image aint there its youtube again!!! but i wanted to get it up quick (ooh er)
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nice work
 (augsav, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post given time
we would have roto'd the head, and put it on all different superheros, and animated it...but we are manic at work
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(Rampant Robot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done
But the Tory's "trying soooo hard to laugh as much as possible ngnggngngngngngghhhh *punch the air*" traditional posh old boy politics acting pisses me off so much!!
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post why o why
is the country run by children ?
 (I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post I would've been snoozing at the wheel
...and dead.

Highway trooper avoids oncoming truck.
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive gotta say, that was quite sharp on his part.
I probably would have reacted about 3 seconds later.
 (augsav, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet he has auto
otherwise he'd be deaded
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post course he has
americans are not clever enough to work a clutch....
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Loads of shopping vouchers for xmas
Including:
Get up to £20 off in store at WHSmiths when you sign up online to its 'Privilege Club', then get a further money off voucher every month. Offers at the moment include half price top 30 hardbacks and £5 off when you spend £12 on kids books.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Tasteful tat.
A whole 15mg of gold! Wow!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
in video:
www.b3ta.com/links/211107
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't seen that.
It is even nicer on the screen :)
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the buffalo proof...
just what you need if you are being attacked by buffalo
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post New music video I made this!
I posted the last music vid that I made on here and some people watched it. So here's the new one.
(franktard, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tip top,
but bindun! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
but wasn't this posted only yesterday? I listened to it a few times ;)

Then went for a boring walk to the beach cos I felt depressed about being stuck in doors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Top tune...
fucking loved 'God save the queen', proper sad song but postive too.

Nice work.
 (gin'll fix it, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:34, Reply)

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