Kittens playing with a box
Video. Ronseal and unbearably cute.
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:17,
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Dennis Waterman Sings Maggy May
From the sheer desperation of the chavvy sluts who want to be inseminated with what they think is Dennis's money laden baby batter to the way he says 'Dance Bitches, Dance' in a mock American accent, this will make you cringe!
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)
It's alright, it's ok, it doesn't really matter if you're old and grey....
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:29,
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Thats not the real Waterman
He would have needed both hands to hold the mic.
Still made me do a bit of sick in my mouth though when the 'bitchis' started dancing.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:23,
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Awallafashagba's Old Skool Anthem mix 2008 (3h 38 min)
I made this!
Right click the link to download (highly recommended!) or use the player at the bottom ! - All beat mixed to within an inch of each tracks life and yes it's 3hours and 38 mins long and 130-140 bpm. Hope you guys like it as much as I liked putting this together!
Perfick for New Years Eve methinks! YAY !
1. Changes in my life (Vocal) Chris Lake
2. A Bit Patchy (Eric Prydz Remix) Switch
3. De Souza Ft. Shena - Guilty
4. Tyken ft. Awa-Every Word (Dave Spoon)
5. Boogie 2Nite Booty Luv
6. The Weekend (Radio Edit) Michael Gray
7. Le Soulk Funkagenda
8. When I Think of You [Extended Versio Funkstar de Luxe/The Crickets
9. Michael Gray – Borderline
10. Big Bass vs Michelle Narine - What Y Big Bass vs Michelle Narine
11. With Every Heartbeat (Pete Tong & Da Kleerup feat Robyn
12. The Creeps (You're Giving Me)
13. The Drill (Club Mix) The Drill
14. Proper Education (Club Mix) Eric Prydz Vs Floyd
15. Shine Booty Luv
16. I Found You (Remode) Axwell
17. World, Hold On (Children of the Sky) Bob Sinclair
18. Lillipop (Club Mix) Dada Feat. Sandy Rivera
19. Higher State of Consciousness
20. Carry Me Away Chris Lake Feat. Emma Hewitt
21. Take Me Away (Vox Mix) Haji and Emanuel
22. Someone Like Me (Soul Avengerz Remix Soulcast Feat. Indian Princess
23. Unknown
24. Unknown!
25. Golden Sun
26. Break4Love (Vendetta remake) Keith Thompson
27. Drop The Pressure Mylo
28. Another Chance Roberto Sanchez
29. Doc Phatt's Original Mix (320) CLR089 Young Hearts
30. Willie morales - Bang Goes the Drum
31. Love Story Layo & Bushwacka!
32. Dirge Death In Vegas
33. Rendezvous [Tilt's Quadraphonic Inst Tilt
34. Body Groove [Zed Bias Mix]
35. Passion-electro_2007_remix Gat_Decor
36. Sparkles Tiesto
37. LA [Moonman's Flashover Mix] Claude, Marc Et
38. All Night Long Layo & Bushwacka!
39. Gouryella Gouryella
40. Out of the Blue [Original 12" Versio System F
41. Toca Me [Club Mix] Fragma
42. Rip Groove Double 99
43. Sambuca Wideboys & Dennis G
44. The Anonymous Track Richard Dolby
45. Foundation FB & Candice Chevron
46. Not Wise Scandalous Unlimited & Carly B
47. Unknown!
48. My Destiny (Bassline Club Mix) Delinquent Feat. Kcat
49. Love Shy Blond, Kristine
50. Sexual Seduciton (Wideboys Bassline Snoop Dogg)
51. Fasten Your Seatbelt Freestylers/Pendulum
52. Hold Your Colour Pendulum
53. 9,000 Miles Pendulum
54. Don't Give A Damn Mulder
55. Barcelona (High Contrast Rmx) DKay & Epsilon
56. Valley Of The Shadows Origin Unknown
57. 174 Trek DJ Zinc
58. Don't Believe Mulder
59. Echobox DJ Brockie & Ed Solo
60. The Tempest Pendulum
What you doing New Years eve?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:17,
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I'll be
as close as possible to the London Eye on NYE
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:40,
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Don't, watever you do, be on a bridge
I saw it with m'own eyes last time; you want to arrive as early as possible directly behind the Eye on the south bank.
The air above the water is far far colder than that above the land and above all the people on the land, this prevents the smoke from dispersing with any ease and if you're on the bridge then the smoke will totally obscure your view after the first few fireworks and then, if you're downwind, well, then it just smothers you.
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
^ that and i'd suggest staying in with a wankmag and a bottle of JD and my mix
obvoiusly
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:13,
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Oh, how rude of me
lovely mix!
I'm going to a party, drunk girls, nature's wankmag!
(...okay, I'm fairly respectful, really.)
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:24, Reply)
I was at that spot
last year :)
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:37,
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Am liking the tuneage!!
Just wish I could get on a dance floor for more than 2 mins without turning in to a sweaty heap of fast approaching heart failure.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:33,
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you've just saved my next long car journey with some epic tunes
for which I thank you :)
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:43,
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A Stucky Situation
I made this!
A short Christmas animation I did. Merry late Christmas, everybody! flash version (looks better) www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476125
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)
Vintage Norwegian cycling cap on Ebay
made me chuckle anyway.
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Ibstock, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:58,
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portable n64
pictures were posted a couple of pages ago but i found how to make it.
not quite as well finished as the previous version but cool all the same.
also instructables is a good website for almost every project.
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I did see a portable N64 on Digg earlier, is that the one you meant to post?
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)
Did They Die
Must be GC, but I am enjoying playing no end tonight!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:36,
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Angie Baby
I made this!
Not my autobiography. And that school was already on fire when I robbed it.
Seriously, I'd forgotten how dark this song was. I decided to keep it very simple. Hope you enjoy.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:18,
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That was very good :)
Hope you had a good Christmas :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:08,
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I had a mixed one
One family member is now in hosp; for us, that isn't too bad. Hope yours was good!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:53,
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that one is actually
quite sweet. is it after effects? also who is the song angie baby by?
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After Effects!
Isn't that a £1,000 or so to buy? This was all free software, and Helen Reddy was the singer.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:52,
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I misheard it as
"You're a Little Tough Shit, you know"
Rather than, when I googled it:
"You're a little touched, you know"
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:29,
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I enjoy her special smile and wink !
*winks*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:09,
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exellent
lovely stuff. very sad song. *cries*
also: "crazy lover who keeps her satisfied"? *orgasms*
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:51,
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i done built a submarine
took it to the local pond and chased some ducks around. sank a couple too. lots of pictures.
(built it for my son....my excuse and its a perfectly valid one)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:27,
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oh bollocks
i try fix wotever ive broked
Edit
*Fixed I THINK!!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:34,
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I can see it
Well done on the project
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:41,
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yay!!!
that is epic. I want one. Though I really want some little torpedoes to fire.
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MrA, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:45,
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Some modellers have built models that actually fire mini torpedoes.
basically refillable butane gas tanks. negative boyancy, flip a switch and off they go.
*goes to find link
there ya go-
www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82038
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:58,
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Awesome
Does it sink and rise like a proper one? Bonus points for surfacing under a duck
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Greenbat, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:44,
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It was bog standard plaggy model
i fitted it with motors, shafts and r/c gear to make it a surface runner. to make it dive like the real thing would have cost another £300. Not really the money that put me off, more the horror stories from other modellers of losing a thousand quid sub once it submerges.
Spent a grand total of £80 on this.
£30 revell VIIc Atlantic Uboat.
£5 4 channel micro receiver
£10 paints, glue
£7 battery
£30 motor controller
Oh and about 150hrs building and weathering.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:53,
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I know the feeling
I have a beautiful model boat my grandad made. He worked for fairey marine in Hamble, who made luxury yachts (including the speedboats used in From Russia with Love). It is made from 3 layers of veneer wood strips, bent over formers to get the shape. It's like a tank compared to most other RC boats. I fitted the RC gear and motor (adapted from an old drill!). I do have a millpond to sail it on, but as you say-I'm scared of using it in case I lose a gorgeous piece of craftsmanship.
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Greenbat, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:34,
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u really, really need
to have taken photos and to do a quick tutorial for us all, this is all of the ACENESS!
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*he wishes
i've been trying to find something that would get him off his computer and outside in the open air. Looks like i've found it...Truly stunning the fun to be had chasing ducks around a pond!!!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:55,
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that looks great!
its ages since i built a model.
mine always ended up full of gluey fingerprints and runs :(
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fame hungry dingle...
i suppose there isnt much else to do in burnley.
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
Athur Benjamin
Mathemagician
I saw this on telly today and thought it needed sharing, this guy is awesome!
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:55,
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Homemade N64
Want!!
Another shot here:
img68.imageshack.us/img68/8427/sifufchy3nc1.jpg
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)
also
www.sledgehammertotheface.com/2008/07/18/a-patient-broke-wind-while-having-surgery-and-set-fire-to-his-genitals/
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:53,
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Those Russians Again
I made this!
This time attempting the classic dance scene from "Way Out West"
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:21,
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Haha! Once again a good 'un :)
When I saw the original I had the theme from Black Beauty in my head for some reason.
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:22,
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I'm so glad I found that now
no-one will believe me that i was actually searching for 'making Cheesecake' and by going here, then there, then away from there back to here quickly, and so on, found drunk Russians. As you do.
I never made the cheesecake either.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:45,
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I'm glad you found that
Now I have drunk russians to play with, my life is complete
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:23,
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The Museum of Scientifically Accurate Fabric Brain Art
One for funny name corner. I just don't see the first image as a brain, no way.
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:12,
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weird interactive music video thingy
A seal named Ron.
posted about 18 months ago, but the first time i'd seen it.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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So my kids may end up fat, squat and ugly
What a fucking surprise...
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:47,
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I found that all very interesting, but I'm somewhat disturbed by the last line:
"He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo."
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Er....
"The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures."
No shit?
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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Haha! It was a tossup between them two :)
How's you? Have you survived Chrimbo intact?
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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I had done really well
but I've come down with a bug and have spent all this morning puking. I was supposed to be going to the football today but have had to give it a miss.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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That still could be Teh Blue Nun
Didn't know you were into your footie.
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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I went out last night
but its not wine sick, is definitely poorly sick :(
I like a bit of football from time to time! My dad is a season ticket holder at Leicester so I was going to go with him. They're playing Hereford. Its not exactly glamourous all the way down in the first division!
Have you had a good crimble?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:57,
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Quite good
Lots of food, alcohol, cheese and sleep... oh god... lots of lovely sleep!
And I've come to the conclusion that pickles make you fart more than sprouts.
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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I'll have to take your word for that!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:05,
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Only one way to settle this...
What makes you fart more?
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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Working on the assumption that we don't fuck the planet first
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gronkpan, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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and create a monster race
of hideous human planet hybrids?
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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:41,
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Yes, well...
www.badscience.net/2006/10/“all-men-will-have-big-willies”/
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Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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You can say anything about the year 3000 and it'll hold up in court:
By the year 3000 bears will have evolved to the point that they are accepted in normal human society. They will hold down jobs, go to the pub and be classified as Ursidae Sapiens.
Their knobs will outrank ours, being comparable to an oak tree, and their females will have fantastic breasts.
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:09,
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DAILY NAIL REPORTS ON LATEST FIENDISH CRIME COMMITED BY ROYAL
Article translated:
'BASTARDBASTARDBASTARDBASTARDBASTARD
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
AND IN OTHER NEWS OVER 200 NASTY ARABS DIE AT THE HANDS OF BRAVE JEWS. THE ARABIC CHILDREN & OLD PEOPLE DESERVED IT.'
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BBC fail
It was from Peter's Christmas special, which was on twice. The second time was on rather late and there were extra sketches, but the beeb didn't advertise the fact.
This is one of the extras too, I'm trying upload a few but it's taking bloody ages.
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moogy boobles, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:58,
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Not seen this yet, though looking forward to it
Still not seen Wallace and Gromit yet...
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Monty Propps, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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