OK seriously, what the hell is it??
Weird sea creature thing. Many YT views but preview says nay.
*fears*
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:49,
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KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Although I do find this somewhat more menacing
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:57,
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That elbow squid needs a proper linking
...do it! Or I will!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:58,
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No need to kill it
I see the video was taken by Shell anyway, which means all freaky looking beings in the area will be dead as soon as they start drilling.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 5:04,
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Wik, wiki wikipedia
Siphonophorae or Siphonophora, the siphonophores, are an order of the Hydrozoa, a class of marine invertebrates belonging to the phylum Cnidaria. They are colonial, but the colonies can superficially resemble jellyfish; although they appear to be a single organism, each specimen is actually a colony of Siphonophora. The best known species is the dangerous Portuguese Man o' War (Physalia physalis)
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To be honest I consider anything that looks even remotely like this dangerous
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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admittedly I haven't done any reading on the subject beyond wikipedia
but how does something like a portugese man o war reproduce?
I mean, if it's a collection of individuals then they'd all need to reproduce separately, right? how do they join together after birth?
I guess if it was difficult then there wouldn't be so many of the fuckers, but you get my point.
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gronkpan, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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Lies
Xenu has all the answers. Just send me £300,000 and all will be revealed
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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Reproduction
Portuguese Man of Wars (men of war?) are a colony of genetically identical polyps. Each polyp is an individual organism in its own right, but is specialised to a certain role. They reproduce sexually using eggs and sperm, and then each offspring develops from a single organism by asexual reproduction so that the colony is a single genetic clone. As a result, the colony can reproduce successfully through just a few reproductive polyps.
This isn't all that different to yourself. There's no need for (say) your brain cells to produce sperm because the cells elsewhere can do it more efficiently with the same genetic relatedness. The difference is that your cells are organised into one large organism, whereas the Man of War has its cells divided into many organisms that are then organised into a larger colony that is analogous to a single organism.
www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/portugue.html for a little more...
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Anyone know anything about the song?
Youtube comments aid me not
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:27,
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it's a funky ball of tits from outer space
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa239/antigravity09/FunkyBallOfTitsFromOuterSpace.jpg
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It is the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Touch me with your noodly appendage!
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:23,
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ok it happened last year, but the picture is a good one
ace aircraft - shit pilots
/airplane nerd blog
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"ace aircraft"
this statement concerns me.
Not horses
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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So, fossils are all bollocks are they? Or is it that they are very clever fakes put here by a very naughty person?
Or are they actually real? Our good friends who love the gooood book have some really convincing ideas on the matter...
Young Earth creationism (YEC) is the religious belief that Heaven, Earth, and life on Earth were created by a direct act of God dating between 6,000[1] and 10,000 years ago. Its adherents are those Christians and Jews[2] who believe that God created the Earth in six 24-hour days, taking the Hebrew text of Genesis as a literal account. Some adherents believe that existing evidence in the natural world today supports a strict interpretation of scriptural creation as historical fact. Those adherents believe that the scientific evidence supporting evolution, geological uniformitarianism, or other theories which are at odds with a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation account, is either flawed or misinterpreted.[3]
From: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism
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The creationists are correct.
Also true is the fact that elephants were originally moulded from blu-tac by Yoda.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:42,
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Fucking
Dumbass fuckrags.
Damn I hate religion and stupid people who believe stuff dispite undeniable evidence against it. Argh
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I'd be the first one to admit that
I'm an idiot, but I seem to remember something in biology lessons about needing to find the 'missing link'....so, have they found it now?
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Nope
but a 98% similarity in genetic code between us and chimpanzees is close enough don't you think?
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Nope
They've got it completely wrong...we share 99.9% of our DNA with pirates!!
RAmen
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:05,
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And there is also a highly smiliar genetic code between us and pigs
but does that mean that we evolved from pigs rather than chimpanzees?
Just remembered, I have a packet of pork scratchings in the kitchen....
*sneaks off to raid the cupboard
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Cats on a treadmill
Ronseal!
Would Benny Hillify if I could be bothered!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:13,
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I'm not usualy prone to actually laughing out loud
but that had me giggling like a schoolgirl!
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LP, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:25,
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15-year-old accused of paedophilia for taking pictures of herself
Christ.
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I love news agencies, they always find the bit they want to:
Headline:
Child porn charges for 15-year-old who snapped self
for an article which later states:
The student has since been told there is a chance that the charges against her will be dismissed, but only if she adheres to a set of conditions governing mobile phone and internet usage.
Yes, it is preposterous, but there's an 18 or over rule for a reason, what she did *is* illegal, and if you look at the passage above it's more a case of "girl told 'don't do it again' after sending photos of her nude self to others."
Every day I arrive somewhat more at my conclusion that news organisations are just sneaky devious cunts.
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If it were legal an attractive 15 year old could make A LOT of money very quickly
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:43,
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yeah, and 18+ rules make a ton of sense for a species that hits puberty anywhere between 8 and 14....
i'm no paedophile, but the impossible nonsense resonating about intergenerational sex/the sexuality of people under (pick the age here) is absurd.
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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:51,
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Physical puberty and mental (ie understanding the consequences) puberty are quite different kettles of fish.
Some people know what they're doing at that age, some don't. Laws need to protect as many people as possible (for the right reasons).
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gronkpan, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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"After her case received widespread national attention, the Licking Valley High School student started expressing remorse at the Juvenile Division of Licking County Common Pleas Court."
That's a lot of licking...
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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 2:12,
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i'm going to have sex with myself after i die and see what the cops do.
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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:49,
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they'll have to wait their turn until we've all had a go.
we saw you first.
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Shiksa, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:25,
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I can't wait to see what time travel can add to all of this
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gronkpan, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:57,
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moral of the story...
...treat the media with a healthy dose of scepticism. The Sun/Guardian/Telegraph/Any of the fuckers/etc all have been inaccurate to varying degrees & love nothing better than a mental 'story' to splash on the front pages.
Lazy bastard journalist scum.
EDIT: + lying cunts.
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licking valley school?
genius.
oh dear does this mean self-masturbation under the age of 16 is child abuse?
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LEGO Masturbator
NSFW
Would you chance it?
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 1:20,
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Okay!
Okay so I can see many things that could potentially go wrong with this
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hahah
i'd give it a go, in the name of science and all that
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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All human bodies produce a set level of blood, yes?
So I wonder if someone who does that to themself suffers from circulatory problems?
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Err no.
So that's not an issue per se. People have different volumes of blood.
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Those drunk Russians reminded me of something
And this is it. The resemblance is uncanny!
Certainly GC but for those who haven't seen it before and want to play as their very own stumbling drunk, check out Sumotori Dreams
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aMac updated his sig, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:15,
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ummm...yeah...
Well I struggle to see the point of it really? It was worth a watch though!
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Since when have things needed a point
to be fun!
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aMac updated his sig, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:45,
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hahah!!
what is this game? mong-spoon wrestling?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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Asteroid Impact
Ronseal. If you prefer to watch in HD, then click on the linky above & choose it alternatively.
High number of Y/T views so poss. GC but preview sez nay.
Enjoy.
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Totally unrelated to the video
but on Christmas day I stuffed a goose. It was like fisting a dead girl.
[A dramatic recreation; crimestoppers stylee]
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I cooked the most perfect piece of lamb I have ever had cooked ever in the histiry of xmas Amen,
it was like cooking a baby TO DEATH!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:01,
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'Tasted like death,
and murder tastes pretty god damn good'.
Denis Leary.
some Bill Hic... sorry, denis leary.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:26,
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I ate some trifle.
It was like fucking a dead paraplegic that had been turned into a quite nice trifle and instead of fucking it I ate it.
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I'm not a GC shouter
but I just thought a special little something would be nice just this once.
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)
I laughed until I saw that you had used that joke before
so I then unlaughed at your joke and spat in your general direction, you gc joke spamming spam spong...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:03,
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I have a new come back to all these sorts of situations
I shat on your mum's face.
Also, what his link doesn't show you is I used the joke to the video the first time round (that it was posted).
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^this^ hahaha
it could have been worse though, he could have said it on /talk
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:10,
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Nono, it was a new joke!
I was doing an historical recreation of a Christmas Day scenario!
Nooo! I'm so misunderstood! *cuts wrists*
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Evening lovely
It fine it happens to the best of us. Not me, obviously, but everyone else.
Its past my bed time. What are you doing on here at this time of night?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:13,
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I'm
having an extended christmas.
Really ought to get to sleep soon, but my bedtime has been slowly stretching on as of late and it's a bit hard to win back the ground.
Also, got some friends who may soon be on the wrong end of a third intifada so I'm currently trying to get in touch with them and check how they are and what their plans are, etc.
And you m'lady?
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I'm asleep and have been for some time.
I'm at my dads on his wind up pc. Evrything takes fucking hours.I posted this at 7pm.
OK thats not true.I'm a bit pissed. Night night x
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:23,
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hahah
you should have mentioned that it was a recreation in your post otherwise people will think it's the real deal!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:50,
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me too!
well i was fisting a dead girl and it felt like stuffing a turkey
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Since nobody else has said anything....
Obviously this is very WOO YAY. Thanks for posting, I'd not seen this before.
click!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:30,
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A Guy that i know, sang this.
I think it is very good catchy tune, well sang.
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Has he got tits?
looks like he has tits. Looks to thin to have tits, looks like it though.
1000 internet points to whoever puts 'Chocolate Rain' over it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:15,
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he sounds very girly as well
or perhaps just camp
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:59,
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Why's he got his coat & hat on indoors
Is his heating on the blink?
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A guy that I know, sang this
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vOVVB4K8udc
Your mate's voice really reminds me of Robbie.
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moogy boobles, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:57,
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He said that one was for me.
Why are all you other people looking at it!!
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:46,
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Remixed Russian Drunks
I made this!
A remix of the video a couple links below, using the Noseybonk theme tune.
And for those that insist on it - Benny Hillified
(Edit - that's so gloriously in sync, too!)
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:07,
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woo for singing woo socks
woosocks do leonard cohen!
one for proj69
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:45,
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Brilliant!!!
Should be number. Although I feel as if it is a bit pro Burke?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:55,
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Guy represents himself in court; fakes a heart attack
This just came to my attention.
...but my GC sense is tingling
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)
ive seen this before
but did he really think they wouldnt check his vital signs??
n00b
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Employee of the Dead 2: Expired
I made this!
Zombies and Christmas
The sequel to Employee of the Dead
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:32, Reply)
oooh this one has 'special effects'!
you need to use the zombie eating sound effect from the 1st resident evil on the ps1.
when is the 3rd one out?
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:48,
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Just say no kids...
Some drug addicts/drunks try to stand up, set tasefully to music. I love the interweb.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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for me and the missus,
that would be classed as foreplay.
loved your matchstalk men anim. the song was on TOTP2 last night and i thought of you!
/geeky fanboy blog
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:05,
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Thank you!
I never use the word 'fan'. I prefer 'victim'. I'm hoping to make another vid soon but You Tube just banned another one which saps the enthusiasm somewhat.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:14,
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victimlols
ban? you mean something you have made? bummer. find a new place to put you work maybe? altho, obviously youtube is no 1 in their market.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:24,
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Good post...
...buuuuut, is there *anything* that can't be improved by the bennyhillifier? I think not.
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=vUf2Pmq-5II
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)
"Now..now...hold on, Ollie..."
"Leggo me, Stan, I'm tripping balls."
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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Goat.se
hahahahahahaa could. not. resist...
totally SFW, it's teh beeb.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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You beat me to it by about a second!!!
i dont know why they bother. I have read this story 3 times in different years now.
Poor Goat :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:41,
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hahahahaha
*is well chuffed*
hahahahaha.
agree re: poor goat.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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bwahahahaha that's kwality. i know where i'm off to next chrimbo.
*gathers matches*
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Just Flange, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:24,
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it's become a bit of a tradition now really
people put money on how long it'll last each year and so on.
as long as noone gets seriously burned...
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:11,
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Muppet Death Metal
oh very dear me, this is too amusing... :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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Mmm, Cryptopsy.
Everyone hates them now.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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hahahaha :D
I like that a lot.
Question- why do these songs have lyrics? Why bother writing them?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:52,
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If you speed them up
and play them forwards, you get a message from God.
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Because...
...erm...
...well...
You'd feel silly just going 'urgh orgh ooooooogh'. Lyrics help with rhythm, and that.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:05,
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at the risk of mulitiple flaming (and i light years from giving a fuck)
no one
that's NO ONE
actually enjoys death metal
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:43,
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me too..
especially sweedish death metal
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:51,
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The Niggar Family
NSFW
Spoof of 1950's American life with Dave Chapelle and the Niggar Family.
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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hahahah
daver chapelle is ace, watched him online a while back after reading bizarre conspiracy theory about why his show went off air after only 2 seasons. well funny. the sketch with the crack head (tyrone biggums?) talkig to the class of kids about the perils of crack was superb.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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Brilliant
I love Dave Chapelle
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:07,
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Steam Store Mega Holiday Sale
In case some of you havent logged into Steam for a couple days you won't have noticed the seriously damn fine sale going on!
10-75% off everything!
Ends January 2nd
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Lord_Munkee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:52,
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Audiosurf £2.99 BARGAIN!
You can upload your own music to the game and play them as stages which is aces. Recommended *****! (5 Star)
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I bought that
I'm not very good at it and never make the leader board.
I'd recommend getting World of Goo, it's fantastic and only £12.74.
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magnum, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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These are both amazing games.
Although I do suck massive balls at World Of Goo and Audiosurf steals my sleep.
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My tower in World of Goo isn't very big either
I try and make a stable base, but then I get bored and build a single column straight up
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magnum, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:34,
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I hate the tower building
It takes so long and is usually okay until I get ambitious and start removing goo's(is this the right word?) lower down and the whole thing falls apart.
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world of goo?
i,er, i think i own that dvd. german no?
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:41,
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Audiosurf is fantastic
The art is finding tunes that play well on it. Oddly, the Carpenters give ace levels.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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Bloody 'ell!
XCOM: UFO Defense and XCOM: Apocalypse for £2.26 each?
YOINK!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:29,
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Sectoid Navigator has gone berserk
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:59,
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Hurrah!
Nicely spotted. Left 4 Dead for £20 isnt bad at all. Might well grab that later.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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if games were £3.50
all the time ... i'd buy them ... all the time !
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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:21,
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