carrying on with the french theme (non hip hop/breakbeat/dub fans look away)
just found it on this group
which is mine!
www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=40311357902
slate me all you want! just want to share music!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:00,
Reply)
Some people take this shit far too seriuosly
you change your FB status, your ex kills you. I mean, there is more to life...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:39, Reply)
quickly changed status back to married!
phew ;)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:48,
Reply)
i almost killed bill 'o reilly a few weeks ago
when his twitter update said he was gay.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)
When FB started
I opened an account, and tbh I didn't like it or understand it.
My then GF freaked out cause my status was single!
I had no idea, I didn't even know, or even how to change it!
I decided to close it down, it caused an awful argument, and I'm sure it happens alot!
Tbh, I think it's a pile of sh1t! I'd rather mess about on here if I want to have a laugh online...
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Darklord, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:02,
Reply)
They'll be stopping his beer next
Mother found guilty over smoking boy aged 3.
Beer and pr0n to be removed from him next.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:20,
Reply)
Hahaha
"The judge said the boy would not have been able to smoke without discomfort "unless he had acquired a habit".
What the fuck is that supposed to mean at the age of three?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:33,
Reply)
That he gets his fags duty free I suppose.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:46,
Reply)
a habit?
so they don't want a 3 year old smoking but it's ok for him to become a nun.
Social bloody services haven't got a prayer.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:47, Reply)
I gave up at 1:17 "when they want to be understood"
I am a bit bored of highly annoying people trying to explain why they aren't annoying by being extremely annoying to camera on our interwebs
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:53,
Reply)
2 minutes in, and so stooped in self-denial and repression, it's almost beautiful.
i like this, and i want to give him a cuddle.
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spacehog, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:25,
Reply)
When I looked at the preview image
I thought he was in a shop or something...
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:45,
Reply)
Hey Kids! Smoking's cool!
Accurate description: 3 minutes 41 seconds of two chaps in silly hats throwing cigarettes at each other and catching them in their mouths. Think beer pong, but with less beer and more carcinogens.
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LP, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:37,
Reply)
beer pong
Does that actually get played in the US ?
i only ask as Beerfest(terrible film but i fucking love it) trys to base an entire culture on it, i've never heard of most of the bleedin events.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Gobshite
NSFW
I made this!
Don't know what to say about this one....
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12,
Reply)
"Dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead dickhead "?
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Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:17,
Reply)
This is in my head now.
I hope I don't find myself singing it at school tomorrow.
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Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24,
Reply)
Saw this earlier in my YouTube subscriptions
Fucking excellent!
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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18,
Reply)
^Then and thus
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:21,
Reply)
hahaha I do love a good fucking swear.
Who is the Dickhead man? Is he from Cracker? Its driving me mad!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24,
Reply)
I need to know too
I recognise it but can't put my finger on it!
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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:25,
Reply)
We were right
it was Cracker. I used to love that series.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0394430/
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30,
Reply)
He was also on Survivors
just before Christmas.
He was killed by Max thingy.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:33,
Reply)
I LOVE Max Thingy
hes a gorgeous Manc god.
There was a copper at work who looked like him the other day. It was a good day :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:35,
Reply)
He is rather nice
I have to admit.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:37,
Reply)
Cool, I didn't know you were a 'tard!
Loving your work. Turd Snaffler.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:10, Reply)
the orange welsh man?
he's she's missed abit while shaving
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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:17,
Reply)
Very odd news website
found while looking for a picture of the BBC news set for a photoshop.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:16,
Reply)
I take issue with your use of the word "odd" :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
Reply)
I have to admit
I didn't really get to read much of the "news"
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:25,
Reply)
What the hell?
It's like two completely different sites collided together. That cartoon Mexican stereotype looks like he's taunting me.
Also mescins.com/page/2/1/1/we_are_bad.html is like something out of David Lynch.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
But I don't want a Russian bride!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:36,
Reply)
right. all of you. back off now.
mine:
mescins.com/images/2/2/10/v1pix_com_060_1.jpg
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:52,
Reply)
I wish I'd thought of this
A website that promises to send emails to the loved ones of Christians after the rapture, when said loved ones have been left behind as the Christians go up to heaven for eternal snoredom.
Includes a
"Chin Up" Card - $7.99
This card tells a friend or loved one who has been left behind to keep their head held high during the end times. It encourages positive thinking to ensure that the recipient does not fall into a fog of depression that will cause them to lose sight of the teachings of Christ.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:13,
Reply)
I was considering selling 'left behind' kits on eBay
I'd make a fortune off nutty right wing American fundies.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15,
Reply)
I'll take 10% of profits, please
life insurance that covers your website or weblog - it will stay live for X years after you die. You could prob. get premiums down to as low as a few quid a year and coin it in.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:54,
Reply)
Classy porn
NSFW
Sorry if this has been posted before, but someone just sent me the link and I'd never seen it before (in a newsletter or otherwise).
Basically, it's a bunch of photographs of some woman who is capable if taking it up the shitter while still looking genuinely classy the whole time. Has to be seen to be believed, really.
Sometimes I wish more porn was like this.
Goes without saying, but definitely NSFW. Unless you count it as art or something.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)
From the FAQ:
Use NSFW - and no that doens't mean linking to porn and marking it NSFW
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15,
Reply)
Yes I totally agree
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!
right after I have had a good look at it
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
Reply)
It's doesn't really suit the description to honest
still, not what I want to see via a visit to b3ta
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:24,
Reply)
I think original poster
is using the word "classy" very loosely....
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26,
Reply)
If M&S made porn...
...this would be it.
Does say "porn" in the title, though, and it is labelled "NSFW". Twice. And I even described the content!
Not your cup-o-tea? Fair enough, but I thought it was rather fascinating myself, in a non-perverted sort of way.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)
hehe
it always amuses me that porn is a no-no on the b3ta boards. Considering the offensiveness of alot of the stuff posted on b3ta.... :P
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)
gaz Rob then with your musing geezer
as soon as it's not frowned upon around here this place will degenerate before your eyes
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:22,
Reply)
Oh my.
*now knows what Tromboning is thanks to Mr t0ria's worrying knowledge......*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
Reply)
Oh god, I think I know the photo he means...
I didn't know until I read your post, why t0ria, why?!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
What would that be?
Colour me innocent but I don't know.
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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50,
Reply)
here you go
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning
*helpfuls*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:02,
Reply)
It worries me that he knew what this was.
But then he has also heard of this:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:15,
Reply)
:o
Now I know what he was thinking about whilst ignoring your cat in the video...
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Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:17,
Reply)
have you googled
'wolfbagging' yet? That was popular on QOTW for a while. The term, not the act.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:06,
Reply)
Oh god I know the picture as well
Its well named it does look a little like she is playing a trombone, although it is fairly misshapen and is probably a good deal less hygenic. Still I bet she could get some similar noises out of it.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:22,
Reply)
the shot of her with spunk on her face isn't "classy"
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tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:46,
Reply)
its
classy spunk though
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:59,
Reply)
Ahh yes but in the next scene..................
it is dabbed away carefully by a servant using fine silk hankies.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24,
Reply)
I wish I could seem so mysterious and alluring with a milk bottle stuffed up my arse.
And god knows I've tried.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:33, Reply)
Sonny 2
An awesome rpg-ish game from armor games, with zombies guns and magic. Also a sense of humour.
Don't bother if you don't like this sort of thing, if you do then get clickie.
somebody else play it so I don't have to, I have work to do.
And I'm not posting here either.
No.
I'm busy
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:49,
Reply)
And terrible voice acting.
If you played the first Sonny , there's not enough new here to justify playing it. If you didn't play the first one, wait until they have fixed all the glitches and implemented the PvP mode (sorry if these have been done already, they weren't last time I played). Or just play the first one instead.
/game review blog
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:49,
Reply)
I think you're over-analysing this somewhat
Bare in mind it's a flash game, not some multi-million dollar development. You need to be comparing it to "Lob some shoes at George Bush" Rather than Fallout 3 or Crysis...
It's a damn enjoyable way of wasting chunks of an evening.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:56,
Reply)
Agreed about the voice acting
But also agreed with what Kerrisis said. And I think he's actually done a good job with the second chapter, fixed the irritating ai glitches and given the right amount of control over them, and each class is now very different to play with, all having their own unique set of abilities to choose from etc.
It's one of the best flash games out there at the moment.
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:24,
Reply)
Obscene Crayons!
I am writing to the Daily Mail as soon as my blood has stopped boiling. How very dare they!
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:40,
Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!
How did that get approved at the new-product board meeting?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:46,
Reply)
Oh, sure, if it's 'flesh coloured' it must be pinkish. Not brown.
racist
edit: that animation of it being used is pretty awesome
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:51,
Reply)
If I ever have kids, I want them to be surrounded by stuff like this!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)
How many kittehs!
8 minute docu about a woman who runs a cat rescue centre in her house.
BBC, so may not play in Obamaland.
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:39,
Reply)
She's ace
my mum and my sister have had a total of 6 cats off her so far.
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LP, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:50,
Reply)
god, I know I'm going to get slated for this
but her house must stink, and i feel sorry for the neighbouring community that hang out their bird feeders in the hope of a glange of a robin, let alone a green finch or any other bird, aside from pigeons or magpies.
Yeah I have a cat which I love, I would even have two, but as many as her just obscene (ok i know they are rescues but we have facilities for that, especially around bristol). I pity the lack of animal diversity around her house! and her neighbours cats must have one hell of a tie trying to defend their turf!
Edit: sorry just got that the cats don't really get let outside! In which case fair play to her, I don't think she will ever get a boyfriend with that many cats though, I guess thats a big sacrifice!! what a kind hearted lady! it would be nice if someone cared as much about their cats as they did about the indigenous species of bird/reptile/rodent though! I tink sometimes people can be mad about cats!
/bugbear blog.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
Reply)
plays in bullfighting land.
ie spain. So i dont think its restricted to just the UK. Err ithink its just live content that BBC block and iplayer shit.
Interesting video btw :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:24, Reply)
Their all snowy owls when I've finished with them
Lee & Herring - only 3,000+ views deserves more ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:10,
Reply)
Mario Theme on Tesla Coils
Just when you think the song has been done in every conceivable manner... TESLA COILS!!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)
It has, cos this is ages old and has ben here a heap of times.
I wouldn't dare say GC though...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:48,
Reply)
Scientist 1: I just heard the Mario theme tune. It's awesome
Scientist 2: I suppose it's OK. Not very much science involved though is there?
Scientist 1: If only there was a way to make it sounds loads worse, but at the same time be incredibly expensive and impractical...
Scientist 3: Hey guys, seen all these spare Tesla coils hanging about?
Saying that though, it is pretty cool
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:00,
Reply)
RFID Chips for Diabetics.
Makes sense.
www.verimedinfo.com/
Oh, and for kids..
www.xmark.com/
Oh..and 'RFID for people', meaning everyone.
www.verichipcorp.com/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36,
Reply)
Zugs' Credit Card Prank II
I was reminded of this by the Credit cards do not accept penises link.
(Keep clicking "Next" at the bottom of the pages, it gets quite good.)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, Reply)
I quite liked that
Still I wouldnt have taken the chance on a purchase that big.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36,
Reply)
Preacher film could be made
As long as they don't cut out most of the story
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42,
Reply)
They'd need to massacre the story
to fit it in a film...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:43,
Reply)
I know and I bet they end up taking the demon and angel shagging out, even though that is a huge part of the story
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46,
Reply)
And some of the more sordid bits
no doubt. But I suspect it could be a good 'inspired by' movie, if they get the right writers in.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
Reply)
Sam Mendes is a pretty good director
He might not Constantine it too badly.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
That would be awesome.
Or really, really bad. But I'm hoping for awesome. Shane MacGowan to play Cassidy, obviously.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:29,
Reply)
Cola Eruption - Science from the Sporran
I made this!
Yes, yes, I know you've all seen a coke/mints experiment - but have you seen it done by a chap in a kilt, and then had the SCIENCE explained?
Thought not....
As the pretty lady says:
"Upon resumption of his ambulatory grounds inspections, Dr Otherford convenes a vessel of carbonated vegetable extract-based imbibation fluid with a mint of salubriousness and produces from within his capacious sporran an eruption of quite heroic magnitude."
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:32,
Reply)
that was rather good.
well done sir.
bring science to the uneducated masses.
next where do babies come from?
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37,
Reply)
Very nice, but...
I always thought that the rough surface (relatively speaking) of the mints provides nucleation points for the under-pressure CO2. It's a bit like those special lager glasses that have rough sintered glass at the bottom - they keep the beer constantly fizzy by providing nucleation points. You'd get the same effect by dropping sand in, which has no trapped air, but provides nucleation.
I'll go away now.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
As I understand it it's a combination of both
As she says, bubbles can form on a surface (nucleation sites), but existing bubbles (such as those you would find in the rough surface of a mint) are exceptionally good at seeding new bubbles.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56,
Reply)
Fair do's
I've been involved in a project to keep CO2 in solution (in carbonated drinks) even under low pressure. There's chemical as well as physical ways to do it, and it's all surface-tension related.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, Reply)
QI taught me that
I learned everything I know from QI.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
Reply)
What's wrong with bar-carbonate of soda and vinegar?
You can even add red food colouring to make it look like lava.
Kids these days with their ipods and imints and isoda.
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bobzarkoff, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:52,
Reply)
DJ Abstraction vs Jewel - Foolish Games (Trance Bootleg Remix)
I made this!
This is a track I have been working on. Being a fan of Jewel I thought I'd try remixing one of her old classics into Trance, this is the product of that experiment.
It's got a longish lead-in, and everything really happens from the breakdown onwards. Any feedback is welcomed ;)
If you can't be bothered to download the track it's on my Facebook group as a video,
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17,
Reply)
Thank you
for being a constant source of
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20,
Reply)
amazing
you are so good.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
Reply)
Zak charging into puddles in slow mo
I made this!
I took my little boy to the park on Sunday. He was determined to run into puddles. I filmed a bit of it, including some slow motion which i think has worked pretty well. Think I'll do more slow-mo. It's nice.
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crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:09,
Reply)
mine's a sony sr12
seems to be nice - well, you can judge for yourself i guess. it's not a proper slow-mo camera or anything, just a handycam that will capture a few seconds a a higher framrate. For a proper slow mo experience you'd need to get a proper high speed camera of course.
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crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:29,
Reply)
Or
an LG Viewty. It's got a 120fps setting that works rather well.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:23,
Reply)
Are his mittens tied with a string?
Or is it some fancy new clothing device that attaches the mitten to the coat?
Do they come in adult size?
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bobzarkoff, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49,
Reply)
they're on a piece of elastic
same as i has when i was his age innit
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crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50,
Reply)
rockin it old skool
that's how the cool kids do it.
I want to jump in puddles now. I need some wellybobs.
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bobzarkoff, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
Reply)
yep, jumping in puddles rocks
it is totally the bestest thing EVAR
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crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03,
Reply)
Aww soo cute.
I'm really please the mitten/string thing is still about too. I might put mine on one.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13,
Reply)
YAY
Slo-mo = WIN
Jumping in puddles = WIN
Mittens on string = WIN
Jackpot!
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
Reply)
Aww bless
direct him to the washing machine on a regular basis, and his compulsive fascination at 'being at one with mud' might pass ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:28,
Reply)
He really does like mud you know
and puddles. he really REALLY likes jumping in puddles
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crab_bloke), Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:53,
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