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Canoe vs Snow.
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Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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canoes make brilliant sledges
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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not this one.
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Grindstaff, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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Sorry for this daily fail link
But WTF? man has one night stand pissed n stoned and wakes up to find the psycho bitch has carved her name on his arm. If that was me i would have gone right back and sliced her face off!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:19,
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bugger
I just got home from work and was gonna post this. too late.
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Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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did you by any chance get this from digg?
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:34,
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my thoughts exactly
mainly because i saw it on digg a couple of hours ago them considered posting it here
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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Still would.
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Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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Serves him right for being too fucked to notice.
Okay, she's still a mentalist but I utterly fail to sympathise with him in any way.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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what?!?!?!?!
I dont think that being out of it and shagging some random bird deserves the punishment of being scarred for life by some mentalist.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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Serves him right?
wtf?!!
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:53,
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Fur Q - Uzi Lover (remix by Andy & Mikey P)
This is years old, made by two guys from cookdandbombd.co.uk.
Enjoy
ed: can't get the embedded player, oh well
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:14,
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I like this
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hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:22,
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How do I embed it you useless cunt?
Ed: Your profile picture is quite something.
NSFW
A dead dog's head in the toilet.
:(
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:23,
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Is it an MP3?
as per FAQ:
"I can get MP3s to play inline too?
Yep. Simply stick the address to your MP3 in the URL box and it'll make a little player on the page. With a play button and stuff. Thanks to Martin Laine for the lovely flash code."
Ed: You're fucking right about that weirdo's profile picture..... :(
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:30,
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:/
DId that, this is the url
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data//chrismorrisfurquziloverremixbyandyandmikeypwww
I even added .mp3 on the end
Ed: Ahh, the original file has a website address in it, that must be it.
Oh well.
Ed: I like the pooches, not cool.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:33,
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its gone, damn ninja edit
he seems like quite a strange person
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:43,
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hahah
thats rather excellent
Edit: thanks for posting, its strangely uplifting, just what i needed
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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:)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:48,
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cock, bitch, cock bitch motherfucker!
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TheDiscoKing is the train station, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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Goucho Respect !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:49,
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Adam & joe - as inspired by below link
Absolutely spot on parody of the utter sh*te that passes for daytime TV.
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another way for gnomes to say hooray ..is having a growl up Auntie Susie's front brush, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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absolutely brilliant.
lindsey and nikki.
amazing.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:42,
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put them back on telly!!!!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:42,
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Bale vs. O'Reilly
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Swears
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largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:02,
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bill oreilly is a cunt.
cunt cunt cunt
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05,
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HaHaHaHa
That was well funny, thanks.
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DieselDemon " See you in Hell ", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05,
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Quzzlestick
awesome gameshow by adam and joe. I posted this 3 years back and RBF reminded me of it below and I thought - shucks there might be people who havent seen this yet.
enjoy!
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:17,
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That sticks in my mind
anytime i see a new complicated quiz show. Those were the days
Nice post
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:21,
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How dare it only have
a 4 and 3/4 star rating!!!
edit: fixed. Thatll learn youtube.
Cracking post btw ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:21,
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i was jsut watching this today
4 on demand has all 4 series for free
YAYS
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:22,
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GLEES!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23,
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I downloaded 4od at work just now
I'm going to get even less done now - yay!!
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:25,
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thanks for the info.
JOY!!!!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:11,
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Adam and Joe are teh greatest
Since we're on a A&J theme, I watched this the other day. An episode of 'Dermot's Sporting Buddies' where Dermot O'Leary takes them on a road trip to Skegness to go stock car racing. One of the many highlights when Joe finds a book called 'Depravacus' in the service station. Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSekXxk7dA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25MyJwOOeg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8epur_gFefw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_Q4CoW2x8
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jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:07,
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Anyone for the Strokes?
give it a minute.
And just in case you didnt get it the first time
www.b3ta.com/links/273816
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:01,
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sounds ok
unfortunately my eee speakers ruin all music -.-
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:05,
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the other one is so much betterer!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:06,
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good headphones are a vital addition you need to get when you buy a eee
also a second battery for when you've ruined the first one.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:12,
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i have them
but their all the way upstairs
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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I think it was Q_TV that made this (or comissioned them anyway)
They had quite a few mashups, made videos for them and ran them as a 'Q Mix' from what I remember.
That one then led to a cover of a mashup... www.youtube.com/watch?v=zby9zKk1WXA
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:09,
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Feelance Hellraiser I believe.
He also mixed Ski Lows 'little bit taller' with 'Eye of the Tiger', but I cant find it anywhere. I am also no expert ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:14,
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See also Soulwax/Radio Soulwax/2manydjs
if you like this kind of thing.
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Potatoman, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:21,
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Will do.
*doths cap*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:23,
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welcome to the (internet) jukebox
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iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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Kate Couric Interviews Lil Wayne
for her "All Access Grammy Special"
For someone whose music I don't particularly enjoy, I was surprisingly impressed with the interview
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:39,
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what a div
guy comes across as a typical rap knob, all drugs, money and earache.
i like a lot of rap music, but i fucking detest this kind of foolish nonsense. i will rejoice when an artist gets successful and rejects all that bullshit.
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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mos def and talib kweli
Still do it for me, but otherwise ^this!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:04,
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Fur Q is still keeping it real.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:05,
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You should check out
Lupe Fiasco
He's got decent music and most of his lyrics go against the status quo of rap bullshit
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:36,
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LOL
Lil' Wayne, gangsta bowla!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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If you 'dont like hip hop'
Then you should listen to something a bit different..Try:
MC Paul Barman
Blackalicious
Dr Syntax
Pharcyde
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
Lyrics Born
Aspects
Classified
Abdominal
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:29,
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On blending a small child
- how many bottles would it fill?
Stumbled Upon - honest.
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adamand, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:38,
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Strangely ...
Compelling reading.
Clicky
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spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:42,
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How? What? Why? Woo!
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Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:08,
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Objectophilia
"A pronounced sexual desire towards particular inanimate objects."
In other words: How do I either fuck a bridge or a bow.
Great quotes in the vid. But damn, she's weird :)
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NoSoup4U, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:34,
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the documentary about the poeple that love cars is much better
there is a moment when the men walks around a car park masturbating onto cars.
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:44,
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Thats TopGear isnt it?
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:53,
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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:59,
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"Barbaric"
An adorable old man gives a speech at the senate
edit: GC????????????
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largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:25,
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Goat say whaaaat?
It's a goat that says "waaahat". . . .
Also what's with the shitty text on YouTube videos??? When did this happen? I don't like it.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:24,
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I hate this whole.
youtube telling you what the video is bollocks too.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:41,
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That, an the monkey it rode in on.
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Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:46,
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Howd the mini bash go,
was TOria annoyed again?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:53,
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hello
my ears are burning.
Plus- its t0ria, nor TOria.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:57,
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My sentiments exactly
I know what it is I am posting or linking to, the thing that gets my goat (!) is the crappy text placement. Surely it could have been added to the bottom of the video, in a slightly smaller font???
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:49,
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WHHHHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!
edit: or even roll some swish rollover text or something. Fucking youtube.
*sticks pin in 'tried this'*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:52,
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That is indeed utter pish
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56,
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It may also mean that if the star rating is really low,
people may miss a hidden gem. I shall not discriminate however.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:05,
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That reminds me of
The goat licking the electric fence video that upset a few people when I posted it
I still find it hilarious
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:54,
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The fucking idiot deserves it
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:36,
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Human Sex Map
NSFW
This is funny and useful at the same time. Plce pins on a map of things youve tried and want to try. NSFW for text only
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:00,
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that makes me feel so innocent and naive
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:07,
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I've completely run out of pins to stick in it
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Darklord, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:10,
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a fetish in itself
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largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:15,
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The map seems to miss,
Pile Pushing!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:57,
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nice
haha it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:27,
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WTF! Castration Fetish????
DO NOT WANT!!!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:28,
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I made
A huge CDC out of pins
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:31,
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Pics
or it didn't happen
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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Bloody hell I'm well travelled.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:42,
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Just filled up the northern section with Green Pins.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:08,
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I've just found out what figging is.
All I have to say on the matter is.....why?
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:20,
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Gnarly.
I prefer it to bugchasing though.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:28,
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Damn
I ran out of pins.
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Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:53,
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bollards in action
cars get stuck , sorry if gc
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:40,
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what a bunch of annoying fuckwits
especially the family at the end running away
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PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:09,
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Is it 2007 already?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:23,
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2007 1985
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:30,
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1985 1976
THATS NUMBERWANG!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:56,
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numberwang is quite clearly taken from adam and joes
"Quizzlestick"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfgRGW9Ghik
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:05,
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Thats great,
dont remember that. Mitchell and Webb do.
'Hi, I am a P.C, because you can use me to pirate things'.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:12,
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http://www.nudes3d.com/home.php
NSFW
"Bringing a new dimension to erotica"
If you've got a pair of those old red/green cardboard glasses they used to give away with cornflakes etc, stick them on and enjoy boobs, bums and fannies - all in the glory of 3D.
NSFW due to nakedness... in 3D!
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:37,
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Coincidence
I've only recently acquired a pair for Trackmania. Now there are 3D naked lady sites!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:52,
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i keep grabbing at her titties
she keeps getting away
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largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:52,
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You need to be more persistent
Talk to her, give her compliments, then if you think things are going well invite has back to yours. The after copious amounts of alcohol, maybe just maybe she will let you "cop a feel".
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:11,
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My cake!
Fluff.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:36,
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I think he quite likes that cake.
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noodle_6491, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:58,
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Dick T Shirt..
NSFW
Ronseal ... a Tee with a cock on it..
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:06,
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Oh Dear...
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:31,
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I wanna buy this for my niece
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largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:02,
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The Science of the Seriously Small - The Naked Scientists Podcast
I made this!
This week, we're studying the science of the seriously small - nanotechnology. We'll find out how tiny, flexible electronics could be implanted under the skin to restore lost sensation, and how tiny protein covered silicon "diving boards" can show us how superbugs evade antibiotics. Also, how sheets of carbon just one atom thick can be used to read the entire human genome in just a couple of hours, and how nanotech "motherships" can deliver exactly the right amount of drug, directly to where it's needed. Plus, the plant genome that could solve the food crisis, how our fingerprints help us to feel fine textures, and how a new way to make LEDs could slash our household bills. And, as if that wasn't enough, in Kitchen Science Dave will be looking for silver in soot!
The latest Naked Scientists podcast, featuring yours truly...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:51,
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i bet the inventors of
nanotech felt the same way about their grand inventions just as the people who made asbestos were, untill they realised, oh shuddering fuck its killing people. dont trust the nanos!
/carry on
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:55,
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Lully as ever :)
This is the quality stuff that I love to do listen to in the background :)
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Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:07,
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Limmy Show's to start soon on BBC Scotland
And some photo's from the show are here: www.limmy.com/show/
Hopefully it'll be on iPlayer if it's not shown south of the boarder...
Good for him, he's been doing his thing for years.
(Sorry if it's old news, I just found out)
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Darklord, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:39,
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I saw his show at the fringe
and it was absolutely brilliant.
although he kept catching my eye and holding my stare for ages. was a little disconcerting - I should never sit on front rows.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Maybe he found you very very attractive?
;-)
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Darklord, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:48,
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I am hideously
beautiful
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:32,
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*strokes thigh*
You're not, but you are amusing.
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Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:37,
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ohhhh
ulrekakakaka
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:55,
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Create your own spider
Move him around with the mouse, press space to drop insects for him to eat!
Apologies if GC
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Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:29,
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stumbleupon?
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:31,
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where's the
KILL IT WITH FIRE button?
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:38,
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next to the smash it with hammers button!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:47,
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And also adjacent to the 'shoot it with fire and oil' lever
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:33,
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He doesn't seem to be interested in any of the insects I give him...
:-(
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Darklord, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:47,
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Urrghhh....
*shivers*
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 17:51,
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