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This is a link post Meat I made this!
It's a thing about meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor weird blob man.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post marvelous whimsy

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe silly silly

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha His wake up face
is amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - unexpected 'morning glory' :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post I spotted this following a thirsty Koala link, honest
I don't even know who she is
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post David after the dentist
Apologies if GC but this is magical
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post this was posted...
on here a few days ago and it had a couple of hundred views.....it's on over 3 million now. I'd say it's pretty well known.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I wanna get my kids high.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post 2009 Academy Awards "Spot The Difference" Interactive Photo Hunt.
As this is an INTERACTIVE video, you will HAVE to play it on YOUTUBE directly which means IGNORING the embed & clicking on the link above.

It's pretty ronseal & increases with difficulty on each frame....(of which there are 30)

Enjoy.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is turning off the annotations
then goinig cross eyed to see the difference cheating, or just good technique?
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post 'Ning I made this!
Answers are up - and new questions for the weekend. Enjoy.
 (Newton Crosby, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for this!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Friday Fluff
Daily Fail it may be, but this is prime fluff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
*fluffs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww :)
The Daily Heil has many faults but they do know good fluff.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Obama IS Samuel l Jackson NSFW
Obama reads from his own audiobook which contained some choice language.

I have nothing but admiration for this jive a** m****f***er

(Only the audio download is NSFW - page link is OK)
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Just came here to post the same link.
It really is much funnier than it ought to be!
 (I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The "you ain't my bitch, nigger. Buy your own fries"
is now my message tone.

:D
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post I made a thing I made this!
I made a thing! It goes Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joelf, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post genius
so smple and utterly perfect for those "this is a tedious argument, please go to this webite to hear what the rest of us hear"

but phrased more funny and without this too early brain i have
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks*
*sends to gordon brown*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post wicked phat beats
techno-techno-techno
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post immature NSFW
art - dicks,tits,bums


Edit: NSFW as requested
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 things...
it's been here before..

and you might wanna put nsfw on it!

just sayin' y'know

;-)
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post gc said no, maybe
and NSFW? you think?
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The file description says: Dicks, Tits and Bums
and you still clicked on it not thinking that it may not be SFW?
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't at work, I was mearly looking out for you office bums.

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Frank's Magic Profile Thing NSFW I made this!
Look at my profile. Do it now.

Now refresh it a few times.

Now you too can have a magic image rotating profile! Just enter the URLs of a load of images and copy the magic CSS code into your b3ta profile!

NSFW because of swears and insults. And it's on free hosting so it'll get pulled soon and your magic profile will stop working forever. So sue me, I don't care.
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post your profile is just a big sea of black
edit: typical, you complain and then it magically fixes itself. Very nice idea, but I think I'll stick with the eye-melting rubbish I already have in mine :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you Frank
My internet experience is now 23% better
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Discordance Axis - Pikadourei
That mental animation down there made me think of this. Discordance Axis, live in Tokyo, lots of fast edits and sound dropouts, like a live video should be.

You'll all hate it, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post So's your face etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Actually it's a bit poor, all noise and no content, like bins tumbling down an alley, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing.
 (Benzyl, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm, it's a live recording.
The sound is from the cam mic. It's not supposed to be pristine and sparkly. It's supposed to be a vague attempt at putting across what it's like to be in a cramped club in Tokyo while a far-too-loud grind band goes completely mental.

It's not a great introduction to the band, who were absolutely stunning musically and artistically, but it's something you should experience.

I'm not throwing an OMG YOU DON'T KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT MUSIC hissy fit, honest I'm not, but do give them a chance. Their proper records are widely available from ("reputable internet music vendors").
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like it.
It's too shouty for me. I like clicks and whistles.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post what is he
so angry about?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yum
Discordance Axis rule.

Have you seen the dvd? they used the film after they fucked it up and set fire to it or something.
 (jones, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post I Used To Own A Guest House - Now With Added Goatse I made this!
This is my old place. Croft House. Haven't owned or lived there for 5 years but I still get spammed to death by hotel listing companies.

They don't take a damm bit of notice when I try to get them to remove me from their listings - which, I might add, I never applied to in the first place.

So I've decided to fight back.

Check out my listing for Croft House.

Other bastard spamming sites that list me will get the same treatment.

WARNING! Clicking get more details will result in a nasty goastse-like image. But the link I posted is safe.


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
thats rather good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I sent a room enquiry, for a two and a half year stay
Please let me know about the parking asap.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Just enquired
about a 50 year stay

it said "are you sure you want more than 14 days?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Were You
the one who wanted parking for an aeroplane?
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That must be a self portrait
I recognised your smile :)

*runs away giggling*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, that website is a piece of poo!
when you submit a (hilarious) review, you get a dialogue box telling you "To display this page, Firefox must send information that will repeat any action (such as a search or order confirmation) that was performed earlier." so, you click "resend" and it comes up with the same box again...so you keep clicking resend to submit as many identical reviews as you feel is necessary to totally fuck the page up :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Tsk.
I was thinking of coming up to Alnwick some time.

Ahhh well, better book a different room then :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not book a weekend break in Cunty Balls?
www.lodging-world.com/SearchResultsInCSS.aspx?searchCountry=262&searchTown=&searchCity=cunty%20balls&wick=1234&searchCounty=northumberland&searchState=england&type=

(scroll down to the Tourist Information bit)
 (I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post take your fucking listing a ram it right up your arse?
Yes!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you
need to get out more..
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
but there's at least one video that's even better

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm needs mroe epicness?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That is hewn from raw awesome!
Though it could be faster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this ages ago.
What's more - in FULLSCREEN.

Still awesome though.
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post paul robertson right?
also check out Devil Eyes. It's a film Clip he did for Qua.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFbceSyo-Xg
 (augsav, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good thing
but far too much of a 'WTF!' to take in in one sitting at this time in thje morning
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I download this game?
:)
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post metal slug
for the win
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
To say that is awesome would be an understatement. Incredible work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i just watched it in its entirety.
it wasn't the best thing i've ever seen, but it was the most thing i have ever seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post VK! Ultimate Jesus!
Ok, I have no feckin clue what that was, but I wanna own it, sing it, dance to it, have sex with it and would probably give it my credit card details.

It is the new portal.

FUCK YEH!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a link post Hudson Plane Crash Audio Released I made this!
Hudson Plane Crash Audio released today.
(scrizzle, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck this i'm jumping on the bandwagon NSFW
Real footage of christian bale going nuts!
I like this hope you do!!!
(redflame36, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice to see
these overpaid numpty's behaving like toddlers.
Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.
Thanks for posting.
 (I helped save b3ta! DieselDemon " See you in Hell ", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a link post Someone's childish snow-sculpture...
As seen on the Calmore roundabout nr Southampton.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Where The World Goes - an original song, video and poem by me I made this!
And I know it sounds ridiculously fucking poncy, but... gah.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU ALL USED TO LOVE MY SONGS :(
If you're not careful I'll fuck off back to YouTube for good.
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post attention seeking much?

(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post you were on the telly!
where've you been any way? good song btw!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post REALLY good.
Nicely shot, great music and anyone who has issues with poetry this good has no soul. Thank you.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post sing!
you rule!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't listen to it now... I will later
but I'm sure its great! and I like the image too.
 (augsav, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
nicely put together, the music was great
 (duketh, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post Shopping Cart Hero - you run, you jump you fly!
You won't regret it.

 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 3 groupies in my tolley!
gives me x2 for style. *smug*
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Got me 3 groupie and doing a handstand in space!
Smug level is critical!!!
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
My bestest score is 1771. *preens*
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post my best is 3002
but getting all of your groupies killed is annoying
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Highest score so far is 11,052. *tumesces*
Once you get the rockets, it's all gooooooooooood!
I may not get any work done tomorrow...
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Arse
And I thought I was doing well with 5.5k :(
Its about the handstand combos with groupies, right?
Your score was a single jump I presume... (Just checking and that)
 (badgerlikespeed, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post you should submit that
all time highest ranked is 7743
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post just got 3461
would have been more if it counted backflips.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It now does...
Looks like someone has been listening.
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Chin Review 2 I made this!
Julian & Tarquin return to tackle Steven Spielberg's wartime epic: "Schindler's List." Suffice to say, they fail.
(weareace, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this
one of the only things online that makes me laugh out loud!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, summat on't interweb that I actiually laughed out loud to!
And for the record. Banjo, Bongo, err...
Have a big click from me.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpipes too,
Tarquin is rubbish.
 (weareace, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post "bellonion" a mechanical instrument combining trumpets and drums
I did not look that up on't interwebs AT all..
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bazooka" - a rare, novelty brasswind musical instrument.

(weareace, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you were looking for bouzouki,
silly boy
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.geocities.com/scottfranklinhall/bazooka.html

Although the Bouzouki is yet another obvious omission from Tarquin's list. Good stuff.
 (weareace, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post bongo, bell, bass.
bass-sax, bass-clarinet, and baritone - the voice is an instrument!

Oh and the Bansuri

the beer bottle organ/om06300.html is a goodun.

Not forgetting the Bazantar
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental!
But fantastic at the same time! Loved it :D
 (Charlie-M, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! It's you lot in actual life!
I am in total awe of you fellows. I'm sure you've seen me pottering around your videos for months, but I was well chuffed when you got featured. *general adoration*
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my, this is a wonderful thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think this would be funny....
but then I first doff my hat to you sir, then I will eat it. With cheese and wine!

Well done! MORE! MORE I SAY!
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:54, Reply)

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