Sweeties of awesomness
At 2:19 your brain will 'splode
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:23,
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i dont think its edible tho?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6XVFjNUuCM&feature=channel
you can cook turds too..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhseHCwWhE&feature=related
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Reminded me of this
www.mylibrarybook.com/books/709/William-Gibson/The-Bridge-Trilogy-65.html
Boomzilla likes this Jap candy that's like a little drug lab. You mix these different parts, it fizzes, gets hot, cools. You do this extrusion-molding thing and watch it harden. When you eat it, it's just candy, but Boomzilla likes making it.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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:o)
That is wonderfully lovely.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:05,
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that was so lovely - but why didnt she clap?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03,
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They evidently don't learn from eachother's mistakes.
El Reg went with a more amusing headline when covering a similar story in January.
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:26,
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Hitler Top Trumps "under investigation".
Alright, which of you did this?
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:45,
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Hitler's fatality count is 55 million.
Idi Amin's 300,000 won't win that particular round.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:15,
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Messiah animation software
Not sure where to put this link as it's not technically entertaining, but it may interest a few people on here. It's a deal on animation software...save $500 etc etc. Only costs $10 now. Anyways, if you are into animation have a look.
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This has just a hint of spam about it.
You only get the deal by "telling others" - much like you've just done - and there's no guarantee of even receiving the end product.
Aren't you just knocking yourself out to advertise their wares because of a dangled carrot?
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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:39,
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I think you've just summed up religion in a single paragraph.
Maybe unwittingly, but concise nonetheless.
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Peter Sissons talks about Anne Robinson's tits - another sexist presenter!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:26,
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So what
He's entitled to his own opinions, sexist or no. This wasn't broadcasted, this was trawled from archives and then paraded online.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:32,
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Hells grannies have got nothing on this old girl!
Am I the only one who can't help thinking of Monty Python when I watch this? Granny takes on robbers.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:17,
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Damn!
Sorry, I got all "I found one" excited:-(
I'll look better next time ( Facial expressions may go up as well as down.)
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:26,
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Jesus walked with the dinosaurs. Fact
Scientists prove that Jebus and the dinosaurs co-existed.
And they they didn't crop out Monty Propps tag
Edit: and the comments are pure genius. You wonder how many of them a for real
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:10,
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can you say parody site?
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:14,
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Really. It is?
I honestly never got that.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:23,
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ouf just re-read what I wrote
Obviously I'm stil in a shitty mood, sorry.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:37,
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That's ok
Don't be in a shitty mood. It's a lovely day, the sun is shining and I'm re-living my youth listening to Smashing Pumpkins, Blind Melon etc.
All is good in the world
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:41,
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Only did they not crop out his tag...
they credited it to him too... sheesh!
/grumpy
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Ha, yes :D
I can't remember if this is one, but a couple of sites contacted me and asked if it was ok to use it. Which is nice :)
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Monty Propps, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:33,
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How very gentlemanly of them
Glad to see manners aren't extinct on t'interweb
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:37,
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Yup, there was semen in the yogurt.
Backstory, woman claimed she tried a tester yogurt in a shop and spat it out as it tasted like semen. Tests have shown she was correct, is was man juice. Even more disturbingly, the store says they weren't handing out samples that day.....
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:57,
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"Absolutely disgusting; there is no way to justify that on any level," customer Keith Powell said.
Ah ha ha ha. Most inane comment ever.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:17,
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Like the way they've specifically mentioned the reporter - Daniel Burdon: almost like a public humiliation for his little porky pie.
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Excellent :-)
I wonder who believed that it was actually 30,000 pigs? I am sure there is a 'porker skeptic' some where.
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the joke is older than christmas but its still a goodie.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:10,
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Did they laugh their heads off?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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"Due to a misunderstanding over the telephone...
... we stated that the couple would live at the home of the bridegroom's father. We have been asked to point out that they will, in fact, live at The Old Manse".
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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:28,
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The Sea Pig - Kill it, KILL IT! With burning sticks an stones!
IT'S GIVEN ME TEH FEAR!
"“These animals are quite common on the deep-sea seafloor.
This one was observed at a depth of 8,727ft on the abyssal plain, around 93-miles offshore from Vancouver Island,
on the West coast of British Columbia, Canada”
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Darklord, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:09,
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YOU BASTARDOS! I was just about to go to bed
Now I can't!
Mrs Darklord won't understand our childish banter when I try to explain "Why" tomorrow
Thanks
; )
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Darklord, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:15,
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my pleasure
I'm currently listening to cluster on full blatt with headphones sat next to Mrs Randomscally...she doesn't get it (it's just not music!!!)
:)
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Well, I think it's cute.
& hope it takes over from kittens as /links fluff of choice.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:20,
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Reminds me of Hallucigenia
you know that fossil they got upside down?
gsc.nrcan.gc.ca/paleochron/09_e.php
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That's it, I'm not sleeping tonight
Nature is fucking freaky at times!
GC 1.5 years ago, so fuck it!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:13,
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I knew what was going on from the freeze frame.
I used to keep caterpillars as a kid, then let them go when they turned into butterflies. When that happened for the first time, I knew there was no god.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:23,
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Oh god, I'm really not sleeping tonight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNq6dKguwNU
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:26,
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aww hell naw!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:50,
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What you mean is:
"“I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars.”"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:13,
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I did too
The first time I got a batch of tiny wasps I was fascinated. I ended up studying parasitology many years later.
If it doesn't turn your stomach it's a great subject.
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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 6:17,
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Why am I doing this to myself!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN2XMyxAs5o
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:40,
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:43,
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nice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJOQWNZ0da0&t=1m30s
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:50,
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I think...
..if this has established anything, it's that Americans can't commentate for fuck.
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Parasitic lifeforms
taking everything from their hosts, leaving the vital organs alone so that they can continue to live.
Reminds me of my first wife...
Boom Tish.....
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b3ta's QOTWs in ebook format
I made this!
Over the weekend I decided to spruce up my ebook reader by adding some of the old QOTWs to it. However, it was a pain bulk downloading, and impossible to set the metadata for each individually. So I wrote a program to do it!
Here's the result of the first (incomplete) batch. It's in epub format and even includes images.
I think it's tailored to work with Sony devices but I don't see why it shouldn't work for all. And if you use Calibre to organise your ebooks you'll notice that all the metadata is already formatted and tagged! How fancy!
I'm still bug hunting and finishing some features so please give me some feedback on this lot and I'll get finishing and polishing. Thanks!
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Fuck Yeah!
*Clicks*
Just loaded it onto my Galaxy Tab and will check it later!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:10,
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Battle in the snow - (CCTV footage)
Chicago thief "borrows" snow shovel to clear snow from car & doesn't
return it. Guy gets revenge by re-burying the car with a snow-plough.
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I'd take a rock to the driverside window.
if i had the balls to do it, i would.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29,
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How to erect a chimney scaffold (With Fred Dibnah)
First get yourself a 200 foot chimney.
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Darklord, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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Aww, Fred
Blowing up stuff will never be the same without you.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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True
But he gave eulogies to almost-blown-up buildings that make me want to give him a big hug.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:52,
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On another note,
had I been up that chimney hammering in bits of wood, I would now either be wearing deeply brown trousers or, more probably, a man-omelette on the ground below.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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^this
I'm still waiting for the National Union of Pedants. Now that's a union I could get into.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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a union you could join, surely?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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Given my B3ta history
I'd imagine I'd find myself in the executive committee. When's the next meeting?
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:02,
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Balloon?
You, sir, are a shit pedant.
AICMFP
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:01,
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Paul the Octopus - foreva wiv da angles
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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:11,
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look down there.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:32,
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lol.
That old lady is beating off several men at once.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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Bless you, sir
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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This has already been posted halfway down the page
No excuse for that kind of thing.
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To be fair this is slightly different
this has a commentary explaining what's goin down.
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..wil, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:10,
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you're right
i'm deleting my b3ta account as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.
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Der Konsument
Eat EVERYTHING, before it eats you!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55,
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Bristol STAND UP!!!!
Friend of mine's band. I was mighty impressed after getting round to hearing them!
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Good on 'em!
Will try and catch them next time they play.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:17,
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Double posting, great sin
but is there a place where I can find out where they will be doing this music in a place where I or my friends can witness them doing such music during the coming months? I want to have my socks dubbed off.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:01,
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www.dub-mafia.com/en/index
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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You, sir, are a true gentleman
I assure you that a multitude of my fellows will be untitted by their dub antics within the fortnight.
But seriously, this is bloody great. I want albums. NOW!
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:10,
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*ahem*
That's 'Lady' to you Johnny Q. :-)
Seems lots of my Bristol mates already 'like' them on Fuckbook. No one told me!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:13,
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God, I forgot
And I'm sure we've encountered each other on /board before. Probably something to do with sharks and J.J. Abrams special effects. No insult intended to the more vaginally inclined. Also, this still kicks arse the 3rd time around.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:20,
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Yup!
Going to have to see this lot in Bristol. More info about gig dates would be appreciated.
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friends of mine to :) Think they are playing in Bath this weekend as it goes
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nocturne72, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:15,
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"Bango."
Dead River Rough Cut- a scene depicting some instructions on self-dentistry.
According to the description this is the most frequently requested film at the Maine state prison.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43,
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