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This is a link post The woman in black
ignore video dosn't work, it does.
Turns out Jane Goldman's doing a new one of this as well. I don't know how that's going to pan out, but if you haven't seen it here it is on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6jAM-aQLbc
Be prepared to shit your pants.
well freakin scary stuff.
honest, proper chills.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't watch youtube in China,
but if this is the 1989 Nigel Kneale version then yes, pant-shitting inevitable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is proper scary
and it's never been released on DVD... why?

The new version is being done by Hammer, with harry Potter himself in the lead
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)
This is a link post Setting the Date (Home alone Spoof) I made this!
So valentines is coming again are you ready for your date? I was... :(
(rizzivision, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Made a trip to Berlin last autumn. Filmed in super 8. I made this!
Took me way to much money for such a short film. Super 8 is expensive!
(Deus_Ed, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But Super 8 looks so niiiiiiice
I was planning on getting me a camera and projector. Any advice? good shops etc?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I only know some dutch shops.
Go look for camera's on the flea market, you'll be able to get great camera's for just a pound. it's crazy.
 (Deus_Ed, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post meantal
I will do. I remember watching Enter the dragon on one when I was a kid.
First thing I did when I saw my brother way flying kick him in the leg.
I told him it was like bruce lee.lol
good times.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that
even if it was only a minute and a half.

Classic cameras always produce such beautiful results but it's getting so expensive to keep using them. Even a reel of ilford hp5 is starting to cost a stupid amount.

Nice work mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post make sure you clean the gate before loading and shooting (oooo sounds dirty that)
i will be putting a couple of dual standard projectors on ebay this weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post The American Dream NSFW I made this!
Bit of a "message" in this indie game... which includes cartoon sex (with Bill Cosby and Max Headroom???) so is a bit unsafe for work.

Enjoy, I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten Vs Cat food.
'Adorable' kitten gets it's first taste of wet cat food.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what the hecking nora is in that food?
that kitty wont be sleeping tonight!
 (randomscally, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A Dog would never do that
etc, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Greedy kitten.
*clicks*
 (Fluffster, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm... that rugs gonna to smell lovely tomorrow
One of my cat's go crazy nuts like that for real meat.
He growls at you like a dog if you go near him when he's eating it
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post One of mine too,
big fat soft stupid Terry Nutkins turns into an angry werewolf.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post SPOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Just looks like a scared / overwhelmed kitten to me.
I kept wanting the owners to get that spoon out of the poor things face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Same, Struck me as cruel to keep winding the kitten up when it was clearly not enjoying the situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post SO CRUEL!!
:'( :'( :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post Another Plinkett coming soon.
Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Another great RSA animation - Language as a Window into Human Nature - Steven Pinker
Keep and eye out for Del Boy and Gok-Wan.
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Dylan wrote every pop song EVER......OK?
A parody video of the man himself, might suit older B3tans but I hope yez like it anyways :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post get tae fuck.
that really is shit.
neither funny nor convincing.
sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:36, Reply)
This is a link post egads! a trailer for the new x-men film
nice to see my fair city of Oxford at 1.01
(chocolatelemming, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like the Xmen films
good fun :)
nice trailer too
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
That could be very good, though I suspect I will end up going to the cinema to see it regardless of critics opinions either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post McElroy, what happened to your face?
My girlfriend will be so disappointed. (more than usual, I mean).
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Jane Goldman & Matthew Vaughn go well together.
Should be a better bet than X3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not much of a stretch though
even wolverine origins was better than three... and that was utter shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Brett ratner = Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This is a link post My first atempt at making a song type thing I made this!
on this here computer type malarky. Kinda happy with how it's turned out. :)
A thousand words with no name by sicklyboy
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post not a bad first attempt that
keep at it dude :)
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post some of the cymbals sounded beter before the song got rendered...
but I think that's my only gripe.. considering I didn't have a clue what i was doing.. then again that's how I started animating too.. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post can be a pain that knd of thing. Bloody renders!!
also, join the club mate : ) best way to learn something is to get stuck in.


unless you're going potholing like.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched 127 hours
I think I'll be fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand that-
What setip are you using?
How does it sound different as a mastered wav file than when it being played back by the software you're using to record?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post in the glitcy cymbally bit
the cymbals weren't as clipped.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:51, Reply)
This is a link post Fort Wayne's new government building needs a name.
For some reason there are lots of people who don't like the one of the suggestions.
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "not everyone is on board with that suggestion" ha ha ha
also *sniggers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You can still vote!
www.feedbackfortwayne.org/forums/96987-name-our-building
I quite like the second one down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on now...
Can't we all get beyond Thunderdome?

Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because they're on links! :D
*ducks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniggers*
out of pity. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw c'mon!
That joke was awesome! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
if you're FUNNYMANCHARLIE...!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha, ouch!
You win.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post dirk scrotum for president

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The reporter has looked into
Harry Baals before methinks.
 (sandcracker is eh, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post All Looks VERY exciting - is this the shortest music video of all time?
What was that thing Max Headroom used to say? 15 Seconds Of Fame - no it was 20 Mintues into the future wasn't it. Speaking of which, isn't it about time someone remade Max Headroom?!
(Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post jeez, max headroom
from the days when channel 4 was good and did interesting and original stuff. now its all friends repeats, house porn, and reality crap. shame really, we shoud do something about it, seeing as we own 49% (may not be accurate figure).

but remaking it now, it would probably be shite as fucking anything
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like short songs!
also- You're dead!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:19, Reply)
This is a link post Spangled?
Saw this with the kids at the weekend. Much Spanging going on. Secret B3tans within Disney?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Frying pans, who knew? Right?"
Is it just me who finds Merkins increasingly unintelligible?
 (I helped save b3ta! daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Advert makes me not want to buy thing.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Mask on mask off NSFW
Don't fancy yours much...


NSFW due to risk to reputation rather than anything else.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post creepiest thing i've ever seen.
and i've seen a lot of internet.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not many things could make that song seem even worse
but jesus that's one of them. WHAT IS THAT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Landing face first at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post what exactly were you looking for when you found this?
dont tell me dont tell me - those fake boobs and bums for x-dressers. i know, been there myself mate...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post A wee bit like the
"Mask wearing monkey waitress" video doing the rounds at the mo.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post For the
very lazy tranny
 (I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just Plain Weird
was the heading to their final inventory items thus suggesting everything prior was normal. Everyone has limits.
 (sandcracker is eh, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Comic about Robots
:)
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post As a man of science
I heartily approved of this SMBC strip

www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2103
 (AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what kind of science?
good science or evil science?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a good day
When I found out SMBC hadn't been blocked at work
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post how did you feel when you realised that smbc isn't funny?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its still funnier then my job
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at your sig
I recommend the Hunger Games trilogy by Stephenie Meyer. Bloody fantastic (don't be put off by them being technically kids books - Stephen King liked them)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
They sound perhaps similar to Battle Royale? I see there is a film about to go into production as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Can you tell who it is yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I'll close down in 2004 and never fuck up the technology industry!
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to invent
an iTime machine first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post steve wozniak ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Back when he had all his own organs....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Captain America (Fuck Yeah remix)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Though - wasn't Thor the first avenger and then the team discovered a frozen Captain America......... I'll get me coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
amazing. Just the thought of that film makes me laugh out lol.
: D mmaaaaaaaaaattttt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmonnnn.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If this movie isn't made as a satire...
..I cant think of anything more distasteful...and shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
I thought Tommy Lee Jones was dead.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Liquid Soul - Global Illumination (Salvador Ali remix) I made this!
So I recently completed a remix of what in my opinion is one of the best trance songs of recent years. Here it is, if you listen I'll give you a kissy kissy. If you like it you can also download the 320k mp3 of it here: soundcloud.com/salvador-ali/liquid-soul-global

Much love :)
(mcalidnb, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Feet Don't Fail Me Now
There needs to be a "my mate made this" button. You'll just have to imagine it's there. This is my mates new song - I think it (and the video) is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really my thing...
..But I really wish him success. He's distinctive and interesting.

He shouldnt do vids set in london though. It lets you through the curtain and shows he's mixing in media london circles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

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