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This is a link post This guy
is one of the best guides ever
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You narrowly avoided a glasscock.
Another vid of him was doing the rounds a few weeks ago. Even got newslettered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Surely it being newslettered would mean this constitutes a full on glass cock rape-age situation?

(Not that I care - I like the video)
 (I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have fucking sparked him
like jacky chan or soem shit. slapping him up.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Part 2 or 3 was newslettered
but I watched all 4 anyway. Excellent.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this too

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post -------------------------------------------------------->
That.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Richard 'Dick' McVey
Richard abbreviated to Dick - so far, so normal. Now scroll down the obituary and look at his wife's matching nickname...
 (mingeswingers, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!
x2
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah
quality bit of funny name cornering there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffffffffffffff
snigger
 (Jazzspasm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Delusion (A fragrance) NSFW I made this!
Abuse the noob. It means nothing to me.
(thequailboy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody newbs
err.. posting stuff you made...
...keep doing that and people might... err.. watch your stuff?

I see you had the stern 'careful noob' standard b3ta intro, you are ready for the next stage now, you know what to do.

*Unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good...
...but not enough emphasis on the bees.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a link post as long as we're rush posting classic australian humour, here's norman gunston in the late 70s

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot about him
Brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post the front fell off!
just tell it like it is!
(irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ill tell it how it is!
Maximum GlassCockage!
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post no no
tis SK. Never enough. I will probably post it next week, along with Josin z basin.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Awesome NSFW
Such a sweet valentines gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a link post New Radiohead album this week
Surprise announcement.
 (mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
better than a bus crash with dead people in it.
 (arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Band's don't issue a 'Golden Greats' best of version like they used to

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post miserable bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post O2 selling a familiar mobile phone cover
Remind you of anything?

 (Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goatse?
I thought about clicking NSFW.
 (Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If two gloved cartoon hands remind you of goatse
then if I were you I'd stay away from anything featuring Mickey Mouse.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed there's a hole at the top left where the camera goes.
Imagine if the camera was central to the cover.

You'd get a lot of disturbed faces on photos.
 (Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it's not!
Imagine though that I had given a witty retort! That would be funny
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems...
that you did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No wedding ring

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one is a cartoon
Hence one missing finger. The missing finger had the ring on it.

Or something.
 (Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody good show that man
well done there
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm like Miss Marple
Except I'm male, and the only things I investigate are anus-stretching hands.

Also, ITV won't commission mine. Bastards.
 (Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHEN YOU SEE IT
YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS
 (mingeswingers, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST SWEDEN O2???
Aw well, I fuckin I hate 'em anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post SKAT CLUB - now available from ASS
Saw this today in the shop where I do my big society bit.

 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had the pleasure
of playing Skat. It's the most complicated card game ever conceived.

Germans, eh?
 (Jimmers, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can keep your Skat and Ass,
I'm all about the Kartenmacher Kunst.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first rule about SKAT Club is?

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your hands afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love horses

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Portal 2 Valentine Presentation
Chuckle worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(chocolatelemming, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was much better than I expected

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Justine Bieber: The movie NSFW
*fwaps*

Oh, and watch the outtakes too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntrxgGx8_HM

*megafwap*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was good.
boobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a link post CBS correspondent forgets how to talk
This will soon be GC, if isn't already.
Clip will be removed soon, too?
(largoembargo ???, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this is an on-air stroke?
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is gc all ready...
doubt it will be removed...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock.
Turns out the poor lass had a stroke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
spent the last few minutes at the office debating with some people whether or not this is okay to laugh at.

The verdict: funny
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly thought she was pissed before
but believe it is a stroke so feel pretty bad about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just Google news-ed it
There's reports she's been taken for a check up but no more than that.

Have to be honest, it looks to me like the headphone feedback being out of sync is more likely an explanation. It doesn't LOOK like a stroke, though it might sound like one.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been through the cycle of lol followed by self-loathe...
Conclusion - I'll keep my eye on the situation, and if it turns out that she was just off her box then I shall mock her cruelly.

*bides time*
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Exactly my thoughts.

Unfortunately I'd already sent it around work this morning before seomeone emailed me back with a news link saying she'd gone to hospital and calling me a heartless bastard... I therefore have a special interest in her not having had a stroke.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds exactly like me when I was having mine
I'd be surprised if it wasn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
she'd want us to have a laugh.

also: supposedly not a stroke: www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/14/2011-02-14_video_tv_reporter_speaks_gibberish_in_bizarre_live_report.html
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/02/kcbs-reporter-talks-her-way-into-post-grammy-drama.html

Seems that it may be ok to laugh after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another example
www.b3ta.com/links/591527
and a likely reason
www.b3ta.com/links/591521
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likely reason?
Likely?

On what evidence?

Really, if you can perform a differential diagnosis of suspected stroke simply by watching an online video, you should be telling the rest of the medical community how to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You take someone to hospital because they had a brain meltdown
sure, and it might be a stroke, but you also take someone to hospital because of your liability as an employer.
If you have ever worked in radio, particularly student radio, then this phenomenon is pretty common. Furthermore the results are predictable. They even use a delayed replaying of your own voice to test the veracity of people claiming hearing impairment.
I am not diagnosing anything, but merely pointing out something everyone seems to be overlooking. We all want the worst, because there is more drama. Perhaps you are being so compassionate you are defending the worst. In a macabre way I am sure we hope we just saw here having a stroke, because that just makes it all the more significant.
The reality might be that she goofed her lines up because of a perfectly repeatable trick the brain play on you, exceptionally common when people are being passed from one location to another during a live broadcast. Now, she will obviously be crestfallen, and no doubt being an award winning presenter she will want to put this behind her... she will be traumatised because of the millions of viewers seeing it live and and the millions then seeing it on youtube, but crikey, I am proposing something which in my experience, limited as it is, and certainly not medical experience, seems to be normal, pretty darn cool in terms of the neurology, but you seem offended?
Also, as an aside, about 30% of my work revolves around the scoring of stroke victims on the Rankin scale. Though that has nothing to do with the little quirk I am proposing this is.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
I apologise for ranting, I took offence to your tone, and I think my response doesn't do me any favours. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok. Enzyme has that tone of voice most of the time.
Shame, since he often makes a lot of sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't really judge Enzyme
just reacted in with violent defensiveness. I should work on that, because it isn't very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post DAMN RIGHT IT'S NOT NICE!!!
and another thing... oh actually i haven't the energy for even faux rage. never mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. My tone was a bit sharp, too.
Let's all hold hands and sing about brotherhood or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im lucky in that I find both inarticulacy and strokes equally funny, so I win either way

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only a suspected quote.
Nobody but the Telegraph has stated this as fact. Even then their sources are shite. Does look like something went wrong though but until I find out for sure what it was, I'm pissing my self watching it. I've seen it about 20 times now and I'm still streaming tears down my face with laughter.
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Lemmings is 20 today.
Happy birthday!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this when it firstcame pout on the Amiga
A friend tried to explain what you had to do. It sounded shit. What little I knew back then....
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just completed the 10 levels after "having a quick look"
Bloody addictive
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must mean 30 years old
shirley ? I'm sure I was 11 (not 21) when I last played it.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was about 15 when it came out and I'm 35 now.
Wikipedia agrees (about lemmings, not about me). here
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post How old does wikipedia think you are?

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post About a million.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Mother
I had to hide the Amiga version of that as it was costing me too much work time.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Plinkett Auction
Red Letter Media are selling off any tat they used when filming the episode I-III reviews.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Crivens!
Scots Trek-fans make Star Trek series. Warning: Episode 1 may contain traces of Lorraine Kelly! Jings!

Edit: Changed link to downloads page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
This video does not exist.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post No existy.
In the meantime, here's the Chewin' The Fat Taysiders In Space vid.

Awesome: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met Lorraine Kelly once.
She was completely foul and repulsive person.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How so?
Did she show you her growler?
 (Leemondus, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Orgesticulanismus
Starts low key with a series of still images, quickly becomes breathtakingly brilliant animation.

Mathieu Labaye's tribute to his father Benoît Labaye who died of MS and was confined to his wheelchair for 15 years, for more details check out the youtube page!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post this page is fucked for me
this has embedded the prince william thing that was on here yesterday rather than "Orgesticulanismus"
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bum
Try this one instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2BaDkhwmA&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took a while to get going
but I was glad it did.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Want to play your old Nintendo games on an oscilloscope? Then you need a NintendOscope

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, , Reply)

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