Thirty! - a game about growing up.
I made this!
This is a short one level game I made to mark my 30th birthday and to show how I feel about it!
Newgrounds link in case anyone wants to give it some love!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:37,
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hehehe
thats ace! Bloody hard though...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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is the game half-over before you've even started?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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Its pretty short!
Just a bit of fun!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46,
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Super
Happy birthday!
*clicklicklickickick*
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:44,
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loving the style :o)
ker-lick. did you do the art yerself? damn hard game though! are you going to develop it into a full game?
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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Yeah I did all the artwork myself! Its only really the sprite and a few tiles.
No plans to make this into a longer game but I hope to make another soon!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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CAYKE! Happy birthday :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:01,
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haha, likey/clicky!
but hitting 30 is not so bad, turned 34 this year and apart from not being able to party as hard as i used to it's not to bad, your 30's are the new 20's....or something like that?
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I'll be turning 30 in a few weeks
So I look forward to playing this after work!
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TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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Bugger me thats a hard one....
On a said note.
Any advice for getting into game making?
Been learning Objective C and got to the stage where
I can string some lines of code together but
no idea how to go about making a game.
Was looking at game salad but that appears to have too much of an overhead.
gamesalad.com/
Hoping to do some stuff for mobile devices and milk that cash cow before people start wanting quality.
I can do the graphics no sweat as thats my stock in trade but coding is a hard one to get
my head around.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:44,
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I use Flash to make games...
This was made with a library of game related classes called flixel that does loads of the hard work for you. I'd also like to make a game app for mobile. With the new version of the Flash IDE you can publish to iOS, android and blackberry.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:10,
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Wound me up the first 12 goes, just because the I couldn't get the hang of the jump mechanics.
But having completed it, it's great. Really well done.
Oh and Happy Bumday Grandad!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:15,
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This time next week is my 30th birthday.
And i feel exactly like the guy on this game.
Nooooo I will not be Thirty! I'll be Twenty Ten!
Awesome game, it is hard tho.. gets a click!
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and I loooooooooove...
.. the music at the end where you finish it!!! Must grab an mp3 of that :P
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linky...
https://8bc.org/music/Kevvviiinnn/Happy+Birthday!/
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:42,
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Funk? have some Boo-Yaa Tribe.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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God damn this is some funkyass friday biznezz
I'm Rik James
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Funk Friday?
My Sunday saviours at a recent festival. Sorted my hangover right out
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Fela Kuti Documentary
Seeing as how it's Funk Friday or whatever, I thought I'd post this. As angry protest music goes, it don't get much funkier than Fela.
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Has anyone seen that tribute show thats going around london?
I wanna see it before it finishes.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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I've seen it
It's great to hear "the hits" live but some of the subject matter is watered down a bit & there's something just not quite right about doing Coffin For Head Of State with JAZZ HANDS!
Well worth 30 quid if you're a fan though.
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i heard there is a lot of 'audience participation'
is it cringeworthy?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:16,
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It's not too excessive
There is a bit quite near the beginning that involves some dancing but asides from that it's just a bit of call & response stuff.
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Im not a teef
IM NOT A TEEF!
Im not a robba
IM NOT A ROBBA!
I love his call / response bits :-D
Think ill go to see it. Sadler's wells theater is within walking distance of my gaff
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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I funkin love Fela Kuti.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Errrr....
I don't want to be that guy but that's the Tommy Seebach version.
Did you mean to post this one? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY-Z6wm6TMQ
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The B-Side, Bongolia, is awesome too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2wiT-pzJI
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i agree
there can be only one
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Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Ad for film appears next to article hating film
Your experience may vary as there's a 3rd party adserver involved, but when I visit this link, I get an ad for Cowboys V Aliens followed by a less-than-glowing one sentence review.
Not only is it a bad review, but it's of the tone that suggests anyone who thought it might be good must be wrong in the head.
Edit: Now with screeny FWIW
www.b3tards.com/u/111f6e0d639175e64bc1/advertisingwinjpg.jpg
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Marn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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I don't get the ad myself
but the Daily Mash is very much a piss take website.
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Here's an unusual piece of reporting linked to the Norwegian nutter's massacre.
It's fucking bonkers!
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You can't really progress with an article
that has: "...arrested by police on the Island of Marxists after the attack on Marxist-Multiculturalists by Justiciary Knight Anders Behring-Breivik..." in the opening paragraph
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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Yes, I thought that was a strange way to open it.
It's a really weird site.
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Did someone say FUNK FRIDAY?!?!?
The grand master of funk himself: Mr Jizzle Brizzle
GC says no.
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I'm bored of themed Fridays, they used to be special... now it's like "Whoop-de-doo... 3-4 pages of videos most people wont watch!"
So as a protest, have 10 minutes of nothing!
Bah humbug!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:25,
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Hooray! I agree with your sentiment. Themed days were ok, but only if quite rare, and relevant to my intrests.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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I like how they've slipped in some sing frames of hardcore midget on horse action in there.
Or did I just blink?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:27,
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What?
You've got midget/horse porn tattooed on the inside of your eyelids?
You kinky fucker
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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Well can you think of a better place to hide your porn stash?
Thought not...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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Totally with you on this Mr Shit
...but then again, any 'themed' day hasn't stopped me posting the usual wank I put on here. Just disappears off the top page quicker (which is probably all for the good)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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I'd prefer it
if people added extras to existing threads.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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A great idea...
So here's my contribution.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm2YjDENPPU
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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don't mind if I do
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:24,
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as a fairly staunch lurker
I concur. The last few Fridays on here have been pretty terrible.
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Dr Drink, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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agreed.
come on b3ta, entertain me. I've read all of the updates to the internet since yesterday and I'm now bored.
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That is the most beautiful thing I have ever watched
Thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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Agreed
That having been said, GC Friday was great fun
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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Popular page means
NO MORE THEME DAYS FOR A WHILE!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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Funky version of a classic
Toots and bootsy collins
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:19,
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Also features members of The Roots
This whole album is pretty good though, some really cool guests
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I even like the Willie Nelson collaboration
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Funky Friday cont. Born To Be Alive - Patrick Hernandez
Remember jigging to this at university 70s nights but this is the first time i've seen the video. He's got a bit of a rapey look about him.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:11,
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Can't watch this now, but if its got Rez in it, then I'm clicking it! \o/
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:10,
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Funk Friday you say? Let's go all 80's
Instead of mining the old favourites, let's go for something less well known: Material / Nona Hendryx
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As its friday....
Can anyone name the backing band in this song?...
A partially melted Wham bar for anyone who can name them...
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Knock Knock
I made this!
A classic Knock Knock joke.
Made to also promote my new redesigned website: www.eddegg.com
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:53,
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*Click* just for the end bit :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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I keep getting add for a rainbow willy warmer when I mouse over those pics haha
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:57,
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hahaha
holy shit some of those are proper freaky.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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Funky Women
Maceo & All The King's Men. It doesn't get much funkier than this.
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