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This is a link post It's the way they tell them: a comic's guide to the art of handling hecklers
This article made me snigger on the tube :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You will enjoy this thread from chortle then:
forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2144&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That's quite a funny thread
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a litany of
"why can't I think of things like that when I need to!"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 5:39, Reply)
This is a link post James Blunt is a cunt NSFW I made this!
still a cunt
(bonnie_prince_bob, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate name...
Just seen a news story on Channel 5 news where they interviewed a pregnant woman who was told she had miscarried when in fact she hadn't. Then her name appeared on the screen and I pissed myself laughing...
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Chelsea FC are shite.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a life-size picture too! Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like better than 3D!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post HUGE IMAGE THREADJACK:
Can anyone remember the b3tard cover of Cheryl Cole's "Promise this"? It was all about drinking..... was it Dan Bull?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry...
...didn't mean to have the picture showing, was supposed to be just the link. Now amended.
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean we should delete our comments now?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No apologies necessary. I hope I wasn't suggesting you should...
Anyway.... anyone remember that bloody song!???
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCglGff-_7g
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I KISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL BIG MAN FACE!
Thank you- I thought I'd checked all Dan's vids!
*bookmarks for playing on my wedding night disco*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he thought you were accusing him of a HUGE IMAGE THREADJACK
Don't know about the song, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That kinekt camera
Looks right evil!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Some funny gifs
I nicked it off reddit, what the fuck you gonna do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post what time does the narwhal bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Midnight
But I had to look it up on Know Your Meme. I pretty go there and look at the front page after hearing too many "reddit gave me a virus" scare stories. Also, I get all confused when I look on there, its too messy and I can't make sense of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Its sort of like b3ta
but with over9000 /talk boards
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post where?

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post the dog one with the green thing
must do that to my dog. Funniest thing i have done with him is put a sock on his head
 (goonbreath, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post My anecdote about being unable to move with me bad leg as an anti-vivisectionist protest struck up around me I made this!
As preamble to my (5th!) appearance on 'The Chain' on Radio 6's Radcliffe & Maconie programme.
Starts around 1hr 16m 49s in.
Dunno if BBC iPlayer links work here. Let's find out together, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sixth!?
I haven't gotten on once! I do make very obscure choices though...
 (Megamoss, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fifth.
And this choice was a non-chart b-side made 20 years ago.
It's a mystery to me, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice of record!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post If you watch this, your eyes will blacken and your soul will dribble out of your ear....
...fair warning :) x
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What's lost in translation is that the rabbit is a cult leader
and those are all poisoned poppadoms for the mass suicide.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So graceful!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is excellent! Top find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post DO NOT LIKE
Poor dog :( There must have been some damage there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This, hard.
Very unpleasant to watch. Poor, poor dog.
(though the 'hilarious' over-dubbing was painfiul in itself)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck the fucking dog

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
REAL TALK, YO
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post so the people thought it would be better to film a dog possibly getting kicked to death
than waving their arms and scaring the deer off.

way to go human race.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post waving arrms like this\0/
'hey, leave that dog alone, come and kick the shit out of me instead'
its not going to end well is it?
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post but,
still not nice to see one animal giving another a thrashing. the cat had the bet tactics-a sneaky swipe then run like fook!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THis
Poor dog
 (herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post do not ever intervene in a fight involving a deer

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
They kill people with their hooves during rutting season and when protecting their young all the time. Bambi was a cartoon.
 (Rogue Sausage, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
nice to see the cat get a slap in there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A Moose wouldnt.....

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the cat may think twice before a casual slap to the face in future

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post THE DOG WAS OK!
www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100630/bc_deer_dog_video_100630/20100630/?hub=BritishColumbiaHome

The dog was seen limping away and was said to be doing well.
 (Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Doggie-cam (Pug POV)
sniffing butts; etc
(largoembargo ???, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post Intensely irritating little girl does Nikki Minaj rap
I'm assuming this is GC as buggery considering its been everywhere for the last few days, but I'm taking a punt anyway.

Rapping starts at 3:30 and is actually quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see any raping.
Can I have a refund?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Will these do?
www.cruiseshiprapes.com/cruise_ship_rape_sexual_assault_videos.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes they will.
I'm unzipping my trousers and running at them now.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly you are the master of multi-tasking

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post correction:
"erotic multi-tasking"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Liam Fox quits
Bugger - just missed it on the sweep stake
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we won't find out if he is a
secret bummer
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A bisexual polyamorist in potentia I think,
which is apparently still TMI for most folks...

*edit* wonder if the missus knew?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's Potentia?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A sexy TV cum TS with a penchant for pegging
but sometimes she flips... ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ I had to google "pegging"
We play a game at work called pegging where you have to attach a clothes peg to someone else's clothes
Preferably a boss without getting caught
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we know he doesn't do it in public....

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Foxy Cockster
a semen sandwich maker?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah, that's what this Tory government has been missing
a good corruption scandal and resignation. Any bets on whether he'll do a Mandelson and resign again?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he actually quit on Tuesday
but he gave his resignation letter to Oliver Letwin, and they've only just found it in the bin
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I give him until next Friday to follow Liam Fox out of the door.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi leave Oliver alone.
I met him once and he is also really thick, actually quite like Tim Nice-But-Dim.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post AH HA HAHAHA!
Proper lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haw-haw
as nelson from the simpsons would say...
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post I've put some stills from the film on the Uncle Wormsley's Christmas site I made this!
have a butcher's if you like. I really am pleased with the film you know, it's come out MARVELLOUS!

(nb this is not a link to the film itself, just so you don't have a go at me thinking that's what it is, because it isn't, it's a link to the site for the film but it's just got a slideshow of stills from the film with a bit of music at the moment, that's all it is, so please don;t shout at me)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Freaky!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A LINK TO THE FILM ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD! YOU. ARE. WORSE. THAN. HITLER!

EDIT: Oh, I see what you wrote underneath. I shouted at you when you specifically asked me not to, I apologise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *sob*
BOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH GOD I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SHOUT AT ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOHOOOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CRUEL!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a deep sense of shame
Impressive cast tho, how'd you wangle that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i've almost certainly got back on the laptop too late for you to see this reply
sorry about that. anyway yeah the cast is amazing, and i wangled it by making the first few minutes and then persuading baby cow that it was brilliant and they and they should co-produce it. it's steve coogan's company and the rest of the guys are part of their gang. except ben baker, who is a young lad. he is brilliant, he's going to go far, mark my words.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Any links to a torrent site?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, it's not out yet

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give you a go
On my misses for a copy?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post Cruise Ship Rapes
ronseal
 (largoembargo ???, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post !
What a very strange site...
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ronseal indeed
Pray tell what exactly you were looking for when you came upon this?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was
looking for: Cruise Shipr Apes
 (largoembargo ???, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well I suppose quoits must get boring after a while at sea
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Lols

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Carnival' cruises seem worryingly high in that list - or is it because they have bigger ships?
Anyone know how these rates compare to land rates given population etc?
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know the figures for rapes on land
but I wouldn't imagine that about 1 in 4 of them are child rapes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That big lawyer ad at the top is a hint
It's either that or some pissed off cruise ship worker union aiming to hurt business.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post woooo
*books cruise*
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
Who said "No such thing as bad publicity"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And not a single male rape
so much for rum and buggery at sea.

How very odd that this exists at all, internets, what the hell!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You can come swim at my pool if you like

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Barrymore, that you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Oh my word... ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post top, middle or BOTTOM?!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I ctrl+f & checked for that too!
What're we like!?
very very sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Query
Now would a rapist using this site go for a boat with a high rape rate, but potentially increased security to deal with said rapes, or a boat low down or even off the list, which may be very secure, or the other end the spectrum, the last dodgy "broken toilet door" house on the sea ?
 (Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as a rapist,
I would probably assume this site is not well known enough to cause a change of behaviour on said ships and assume there must be good raping still to be had there, and just to add some balance to the gender divide on the score sheet I'll rape the other rapist, if I can spot him, takes one to know one and I don't like the competition, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Today I learned that sex offenders are IRL highlanders
also that there are lawyers who specialise in cruse ship based crimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Cruise rape news"
"Cruise rape videos"

Fucking weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
could they of given the link a dodgier name?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Episode 4: THE PHANTOM SHITTER I made this!
Here is episode 4 of The Phantom Shitter. Here we see mike trying to get even.
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Try talk...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
ok
 (liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post Yay! A bunch of lovely ladies dancing about in tight gold leggings \:D/
as it's Friday, Friday, gotta go-go dance on Friday x
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post fwapping material from the '70s
memories
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

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