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This is a link post Adopts Krusty the Clown voice
"HEY HEY! It's great to be back at the Apollo theatre, and, eh, KKK? That's not good."
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post something something
Doh! nuts
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What a massive bell

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post what a prick haha

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Like a glove"

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Confused racist alert
D'OH!
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What a strange, smug angle for this story.
Regardless of the swastika's former meanings, it's always going be better remembered as the symbol of far-right racist knobends, a bunch of people that (other) minorities are well-advised to steer well clear of.
And you could probably find a language that uses "getout" as a word. "Haha, they wrote "tractor" in Hungarian on the wall with an ancient Hindu symbol. How strange!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Hindu one is the reverse of this Nazi one
#professionalwhiteracistblog
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's not.
The Middle Eastern and North African ones go the other way, but the Hindu one is the same as the Nazi one.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
*learns*
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to google it
because I am paranoid, but I think both variants were common prior to the Nazi party usage.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, but remember her for a cheerier number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmBXEZEYtg

(sorry I can't embed a link in a reply it would seem)
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post With some cheery YT comments
"RIP .... this song was written by marvin hamlisch who i believe was also 68 when he croaked....when michael douglas got throat cancer he blamed it on performing too much oral sex on women...and how it can give you that...so i thought to myself...wow...then many lesbos must be dying from throat cancer too....cause they eat way more poontang then any guy can...i was wondering....did leslie gore have throat cancer? cause she was a noted carpet muncher. she was just that young girl in 1963...how the time flies.RIP leslie"

use http: instead of https:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmBXEZEYtg
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone speak arabic well enough to confirm if that's what he's saying
and what his job actually is?

Find it hard to believe someone can be that publicly dimwitted

Edit - Seems legit :D english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2015/02/16/Saudi-cleric-Sun-revolves-around-stationary-Earth.html
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet you immediately gave credence to the dino-denier.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You're saying this is satire?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I thought that was what you were implying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you found proof that the creationist woman is a joke
and not just a brainwashed Christian yet?

She's just as plausibly real as this idiot
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I already conceded that point, with, I thought, good grace.
You were much less gracious on the whole nod/wink/signpost thing, and started down some weird semantic interpretation blind alley, giving the most bizarre definition of a nod and a wink imaginable. But I send you love. May your God go with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post huh?
I think you misunderstood me, don't worry, it happens with typed words and talking nonsense
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *Insert smile face here*

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post His job?
Probably the Saudi Brian Cox.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post he is the Saudi customer service agent for the terminaly dim witted

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever his beliefs are
I hope he's giving up dinosaur erotica for Lent
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In all fairness, that's not what he's saying.
Not even in the subtitles. But here is the answer he seeks: www.physlink.com/Education/AskExperts/ae203.cfm
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post he is saying something actually more fucking stupid though

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats that?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to go back to school
I'm not teaching you basic fucking physics
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, you don't have to be a fucking twat about it.
I just asked you to clarify what you meant. You're so sure with a video taken out of context and titled inaccurately?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post you know full fucking well, so really
who's being the twat?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post We all are.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post oh.
right.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^well homoerotic
You two should fuck.
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Tabs.
You have such a way with words.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sssh!
Don't make him break out the interpretive dance!

Words are good, Tabs. Use your words.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just slapped my forehead into another time zone.
This dudes thickness is off the Centistokes scale.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's talking about when he took his paedo pics to Snappy Snaps...
...and they got mixed up with his next door neighbour's pics of his wife having her genitals mutilated. How they LOLed is the punchline. HTH.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he gets his whites so white with that clean fresh smell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Jon Snow does a lung in the name of science.....
....and doesn't like it all that much.
 (congasplint, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't know what 'dilating' means.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fuckin trip, bra.
Jonny Snow was doin lungs when you was just a twitch in your daddy's nutsack.

Seriass.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "But what I know, every citizen should know, this is a dangerous, horrible substance."
either that or the researchers overdosed him. if you don't smoke weed at all really apart from a few times at parties in your youth and you have two bags of strong ganja vapour with everyone looking at you and you're sitting in a hospital then made to have a mri scan then of course you'll feel like shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Having an MRI scan is a claustrophobic experience
when you're not stoned
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved it, it sounded like the best Aphex Twin gig ever
and they sent me the prints afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's a bit like damning alcohol after downing five litres of white spirit and then going to Alton Towers for the afternoon....

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't you people bang on about my charity work instead for a change?
Sheesh, you do something once...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *Volunteers immediately*

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Lightweight.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post best comment
Ygritte at 18-Feb-15:
"You know nothing, Jon Snow"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post Because you know you want his pubic beard hairs all over your new settee: George Baker!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco Value
Demis Roussos.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he gives great jaw.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post bonkers US senator calls for nuke to be dropped on ISIS
'strategically placed' which means in a magical world where it eliminates only ISIS nutters and kills no-one else, doesnt distribute fall out over thousands of square miles of whatever region it blows over, doesn't radicalise moderates who turn to the dark side.

what a fucking spastic

on the facebook page, Godwin (right meme?) is alive and well:

Carol Barham You have my support 100%. Accusations.of being a dangerous extremist? They need to read their Bible (if they have one) and decide if they think God is a dangerous extremist. He wiped out many places, including children & animals. Of course non-believers can't understand any of it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only way to be sure etc.

(80s child, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post “It is time for the insanity to be stopped.”
Yes. Stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno that sounds like a great idea
*reads article* ...okay he might not have addressed all of the points properly
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, a state senator from Bill Clinton's old haunts has really no influence on national policies.
State senator does not equal US senator.

I did hear over the weekend a fair amount of tongue wagging on the national level as how the president's party could support him and his call to return soldiers to Iraq so soon after leaving. They seemed to be afraid of legitimizing the earlier stage and offending their anti-war constituents. One of them, quite liberal, said something very similar to Arkansas Chuck there, but he left out nukes and favored carpet bombing.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post One minute they're training them in Jordan next minute they want to nuke them

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think nuking the fuck out of the whole of the Middle
East is a very fair, unilateral solution to a very tedious and intractable set of problems. If you want to make an omelette...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Why stop there?
Do us all....let the cockroaches have a go.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Humph
Over 1000's of years they'd evolve brains, create a civilisation, invent politics, and the whole mess would be back to square one.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you insane?
You'll burn all the lovely oil.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm,
yes, that is a concern. Back to the drawing board for me. Can we carpet bomb the whole region with Ebola?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Carpet bomb them with carpets
it'll kill the ISIS lot and leave the whole area looking nice
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They love carpets, they have magic flying ones.
I think you need to rethink 'operation deep shag pile'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this
is the sort of out the box thinking we need. Though once the carpets take control, we'll have to sort them out, and everyone knows you can never win the war on rugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong.
Carpets can always be beaten.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Or munched

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they let people walk all over them

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post have some jazz
this is Alphabet Soup, a Bay Area catch-all collective of musicians inc Primus drummer, Narada Walden bassist ex Wu tang y'all rappers bro.

kind of loses he way half way through I guess, but really great band live.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post Lost Years - West Side Lane
I'm a cop from the future. This is the goddamn viking age!
(Fluffster, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This music is good for exercising

(Sherbs, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post GTAV how to open the gate by the airport

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh for more than is probably healthy :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post busta keaton

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Super!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post There is no way that this can possibly end badly
Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4ixXQFUQY
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 404

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/opFd85P.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Did someone say pancakes?
From Review starring Andy Daly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this a lot.
I followed it up with this excellent review of being a racist.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post It's the Russell Brand Simulator I made this!
Experience a day in the life of Britain's foremost revolutionary rabble-rousing rascal in this choose-your-own-adventure game.


(jimbobabu, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My paradigm shifted
Great stuff. You've caught his voice far better than most satirists.
Parklife!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that.
Bravo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way about him.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking brilliant
well done
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks very much! Got a piss-poor reception on reddit, so I'm chuffed somebody appreciated it.
 (jimbobabu, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you had to remind me that this happened didnt you you terrible cunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak3nOmLTEh0
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Don Hertzfeldt's World of Tomorrow teaser

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post teaser is spot on
I thought that was about to start, just as it ended.
 (sithemong, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait for Dom's review on this before giving up 16 minutes of my time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post well that makes absolutely no sense

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, look. You know that this sort of comment is only going to cause pissflaps to make a 'get off the skag' comment.
I am disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so used to it now.

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post God Damn (I Said Yeah) I made this!
This video for a friend's band took me absolutely ages to make. All After FX pretty much... all footage from the Prelinger Archive. Be kind.
(dogfood, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
watched on mute after a minute or so in though...
 (sithemong, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really good
I quite like the song too
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The singer looks like Seth Green

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i like it
very 90s
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is amazing
well done
 (natsickles, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Mental Russians
are mental
(sithemong, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The way his head snaps back
Ouch!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)

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