Amazing
Especially as Germany didn't exist in 1709.
(Tuskknows where you live, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 14:52,
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Video shows map of current European borders
Also claims that there was such a thing called "Germany" before 1871.
Also seems to be narrated by a...ahem...non-European. Make of that what you will.
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 16:22,
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What a dope.
As for Syrian refugee crisis, imagine for a moment if you will had Bush been president of US how do you imagine this narrative of German refugee crises would go? What you be spoon fed daily, as if religiously, as if recounting and committing to received catechism.
You'd be hearing how it was Bush fucked up so badly he actually caused the Syrian crisis. You'd be hearing how Bush personally instructed Condoleezza Rice to destroy Gaddafi, by then a useful US ally. You'd hear how Bush supported Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt against Morsi. You'd hear how Bush dropped Iraq on ideologic basis like a hot potato knowing their secular political reality required continued US support, but no, Bush cannot take up that despised project so the whole nation fell basically to prove the conceit. So it is Bush responsible for the fall of Iraq and it is Bush who is responsible for Libya, for Egypt, and especially directly responsible for creating the power vacuum in Syria. That is what you'd be hearing all day and all night.
But it's not Bush, it's Obama and he leads from behind and that suits European mentality just fine, power vacuums all over the globe are just fine, so Obama is protected from deserved opprobrium that Bush or any Republican for that matter would receive full blast.
(kombu dashi, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:36,
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First Darwin award from Tesla "Self Drive"
Apparently it's more important for a grown man to watch Harry Potter than to stay alive. This will be the first of many many deaths due to stupidity.
The article says he got 8 speeding tickets in 6 years - Doesn't the US have a system like ours where you get your licence taken away if you're clearly a fucking liability? Or is it like with guns, where if you're a danger, they give you more?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 6:12,
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He may have read the car's specs
and thought the number before 'hp' indicates how many minutes of Harry Potter you can watch safely while driving.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:47,
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Shouldn't the car computer have a speed cut-off?
If a car is doing 70MPH and then tells you it is handing over control that doesn't give you much time to do anything about it. I thought the main selling point was that, as a driver you could switch off in heavy, slow moving traffic.
(transparenttownDead to worse..., Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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they made the marketing decision
to label it as "autopilot", then announce quietly that it's not a "full autopilot".
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 12:04,
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The max speed in the US is 55 mph I think??
They 100% could just speed limit the bugger based on GPS.
But then again half the point of the Tesla is that it does 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds ....
Automated driving systems are fine ..until they aren't and then you're fucked. I'd rather die through my own incompetence than trust a programme that CANNOT SEE A FUCKING TRUCK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:34,
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I can't even use cruise control without freaking out
55 isn't the max though and enforcement is close to non existent anyway
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:51,
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All proceeds will go to the charity, Refugee Action and will help with their vital work empowering and enabling displaced people from around the world.
So drop a few quid in the pith helmet and get a rather amusing song and that lovely fuzzy "I gave a few quid to charity" feeling!
(smaggersLike a gibbon on helium, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:07,
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some classics there!
root, manilla road
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:16,
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Yesss I knew that Metal Magic had to be in there somewhere
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:07,
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Lovehunter is a badass album cover!
Naked chick, big snake.. what's not to like?
The man o war one is excellent. Mr purple gauntlet was obviously last to the dressing up trunk.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:13,
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I came back to say just that
Some of them are great but Lovehunter is a fantastic cover.
(Peej, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:15,
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jesus. That Adema one was only 2013. Photoshop CS6 was available.
Just awful.
(presferatu, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 23:58,
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Force 3: Warrior of Light
Available now for you Commodore 64
(Clying Crayondraws the wrong conclusion, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:02,
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"Formulas Fatal to the Flesh" by Morbid Angel
always struck me as being a particularly terrible cover, too.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:07,
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Dafuq is Love Grenade doing in there? Great cover!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 10:50,
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pffffffft!
I got at least 3 of those albums!
(------, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 15:11,
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I can't work out if this guy is a native English speaker or not. His accent sort of suggests he is, but the gibberish he is saying suggests otherwise. It sounds like he can read and pronounce perfect English but has no idea what it means. High Performance!
Don't like the post? you can WONDER it! Wonder it right up your arse.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Sun 3 Jul 2016, 19:41,
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But will anyone on there give a shit about vlogs and crap daytime tv?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 19:52,
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I'm wondering the fuck out of this.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 20:25,
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im golden wondering what heck has happend to my crisps
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 11:45,
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Dom, did you go to the docs about...
What I thought was your ill health? Haven't been on for months so I thought of your well-being.
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 21:49,
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High Performance!
His accent is strange to me. Like Australian or something.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 22:22,
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Sounds to me like every other Englishman I've heard speak.
(Flash_Bastard, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 8:55,
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And maybe /board
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:03,
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She was ace.
I remember first seeing her on a stand up show doing a version of her Janine character. I'm pretty sure her opening line was something like "I've just done a poo".
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 17:27,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:24,
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Hmmm
"A comforting story read by Esther Hall. Syd and Grandad travel to an island together, yet only Syd can return."
No thanks. "Goodbye Mog" was quite enough.
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:34,
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it's like the opposite of that old joke
a Paedophile and a kid are walking into the woods when the Paedophile looks down and says
" i don't know why you are looking so scared, i've got to come back on my own!"
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:55,
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Beat me to it!
(Varmint, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:53,
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I came.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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Cor yeah, she could read a recipe or the back page of the FT.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:28,
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Nottinghamshire County Council received 700 complaints about the supposed migrant camps after far-right group Britain First mounted a campaign.
The claims were originally reported in the Mansfield Chad, along with a photo of a treehouse.
A group of young people later confirmed they built the treehouse in 2010.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:21,
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time it's happened would it?
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:36,
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It's quicksand! (1 Minute Movie Mashup)I made this!
35 Quicksand scenes in 1 minute. Quicksand once offered filmmakers a simple recipe for excitement, but since the nineties it slowly disappeared from the movies. It no longer represents danger and it feels too clichéd. Here’s a tribute mashup of films and tv-series featuring scenes of people getting stuck in quicksand.
Dammit. I'm sure I've missed many many films. Though they would've never fit in 1 minute :)
(friendlyghost, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:33,
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As a child,
I was terrified of quicksand. Didn't really see a lot of it in Cheshire, to be fair. I also thought I'd catch fire a lot more than I actually have.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 21:01,
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If fracking going wrong
We could turn the whole of Cheshire into *burning* quicksand. Sleep well.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 21:38,
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doesnt bother me
i dont live there any more.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:43,
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^THIS
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 0:14,
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I'll use this opportunity to mention
The slurry pit scene in "apaches" :)
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 23:48,
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gave me a sinking feeling
(Cock, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 2:14,
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dry quicksand is still not confirmed
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 6:44,
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She bears the stigmata!
Praise jebus!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:08,
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hahahahaha
might be staged though
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:23,
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He reminds me of those people that line you up to show you how they can do a karate kick inches from your face and then end up just kicking you in the face
(willmod, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:20,
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