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This is a link post Pye Corner Audio - Hollow Earth
Highly relaxing yet uplifting arpeggiated electronica.

I was only introduced to this guy recently, but I can't get enough.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:32, , Reply)
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Has sufficient cowbell.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I highly recommend checking the rest of
Ghost Box's roster of artists.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks wonderfully eclectic.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather imagine him losing his position, job, fortune, home and applying for benefits
If that's ok?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is something
I would rather imagine also
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:41, , Reply)
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Imagine working, Vaselini. Try to picture it.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post DOUBLE SPAAAACE

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably a social worker.
And go easy on him. This Carl Beech story must have been be such a bitter disappointment to him.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:54, , Reply)
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It really hasn't been his week.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to use Winchester measurements

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just when you think he can't be more of a prick
He manages to somehow amaze the world with his utter prickishness.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smells like fake news
If he actually personally said people should use imperial, I'd like to know about it. But I'm guessing this is a rather made-up story... like, he happens to work at a place that issued it.

I spent 5 mins fact-checking, and discovered "The guidance was drawn up by Mr Rees-Mogg's North East Somerset constituency team some years ago." [Evening Standard] ...

So, I'm a bit skeptical.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post O ye of little faith...
www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/26/the-comma-touch-jacob-rees-mogg-sends-language-rules-to-staff

"The guidance, obtained by ITV news, was drawn up by the North East Somerset MP’s constituency team years ago, but has now been shared with officials in his new office."
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's one rule for us and another rule for them...
www.itv.com/news/2019-07-27/jacob-rees-mogg-style-guide-itv-news/
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could train a machine learning system on his letters
so no correspondence will deviate from his personal style. Of course you'll still need the staff to type the output on typewriters.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Movable type?

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has checked Hansard
broken his own rules thousands of times.
I fully agree with most his banned words.
But imperial? No one in this country has been taught it since the late 60s and its fucking stupid.
Double space, pffft. And there's nothing wrong with the Oxford comma.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't write Hansard.
But imperial? Only in distances greater than 'not far', beer in glasses, people's heights, but certainly not in weights, except people's weights, etc.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post nor erskine may
profits from both though
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's always about the Jews with you.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post one can see why imperialism appeals

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer polos.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post marco?

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mint

(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post deliberately obtuse as per
Inches are fucking useless. Miles are stupid. Pounds are crap. And we don;t even have the most popular gallon.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down mate, have a pint.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Double space is a holdover from typewriters and unnecessary in any system that doesn't use monospaced characters ... like pretty much everything nowadays

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post monospaced characters
lol
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Oxford comma comes before and not after it

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Control freak behaviour, the more unreasonable the better.
Next, the staff will have to put their chairs up on tables for the cleaners.
If they want to use the lavatory, they'll have to put their hands up, etc.
He hasn't really left school.

I'd like to see what imperial computer he uses.
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This is a link post Disrupt - Love On
Meant to post this the other day for the passing of Rutger Hauer.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Lots of good stuff on Jahtari.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Boris
The wonderful b3tan giant_squid made this for your pleasure.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd post it himself
but that would require logging in
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that also imply taking responsibility? Is he still in character?

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:49, , Reply)
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I'm sure he did.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Haha, hee hee


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This is a normal post Listen to the B-side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9VMlLgc4vw
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This is a normal post ǝm oɈ ǝƨnǝƨ ƨǝʞɒm

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lady, your child is a div.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He will never be free of this picture.
Surgery? No, out with the Dremel!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:22, , Reply)
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Reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer has his arm trapped in the vending machine, and he's only stuck because he's still holding on to the can.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watermelon Smile

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Riley had to be sedated during the overnight procedure and was left with a temporary speech impediment"
SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would have been handy at Christmas some years back when all them stamps needed licking

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or cast as a camel in a nativity play
A camel with a prominent dulla


(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't blame the kids in any way, and that would be upsetting
But, which of us would not have a temporary speech impediment with one of those stock on your tongue?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree that Sainsburys should recall these, that could just as easily have been my penus stuck in there.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even more likely with a child on the other side, I'd wager.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was talking about the child, not the bottle

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might be difficult to get it past the lid that's in the way.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Riley Wooff
Quite possibly the stupidest name ever.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Riley Flashheart
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awaits Daily Mail sad face picture fake outrage and possible compensation

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Floaty sunny ambient thing I made this!


(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The full album is over here as well now
kalabi.bandcamp.com/album/safe-spaces

Which is free to listen to, or if you want a copy then DM me and I'll chuck you a link.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a link post The Spirit of Man
no! nathaniel no!

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObomwH2ztTM
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
youtu.be/DpHIEFBRztM
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 8:58, , Reply)
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Dead London is the only decent track on the second CD.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post UUULAAAAA!

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw a one-man production of War of The Worlds
He was very Les McQueen.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Sharpest shark teeth kitchen knife in the world
Weird knife guy has made a new one.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a lovely thing
But was it worth the effort? I'd want it to scythe through the bench rather than put a mark in the chopping board
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly 2.7 million views.
I think that counts as worth the effort, seeing as that was the reason he made it.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something very Salad Fingers about him...

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Weather forecast
I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hellø frå Grönland, isn't the weather löveli?

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:52, , Reply)
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Umiatsiaasara pullattagaq nimerissanik ulikkaarpoq.
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This is a normal post Dar et a terrible shame ünless du are an eel fishermön

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man enters snake pit, is surprised when bit.
Idealism can be harmful to your health, with just a smidgen of religiosity.
This letter could be used as training exercise for therapists.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yowzers.
That's a hell of a letter, but it doesn't excuse him from being a prick to people and a shite MP. If I was him I'd offer my resignation just go on the sick and still take the cash.

GO TEAM MOMENTUM!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah hardly surprising he wasn't let back in eh

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post A very unpleasant person
And a face I would slam a shovel into. Smugness unbound.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess having an odious misogynist personality is a mental health problem, when you look it that way

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 5:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor guy
presumably self-medicating when he wrote this.

I hope he gets all the help he needs.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice of him to selflessly step down so his constituents don't suffer...
...from continuing to be completely unrepresented whilst he gets his self medication under control.

Oh.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peering down onto this political petri dish
I wonder if he should focus more on surgeries?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Presidential Seal satire.
Someone accidentally (?) pranked Trump at a public event.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Goalkeeper cat.
Properly athletic puss.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but notice that his name is Santi, and so is the cat's.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered about that too.
*changes name to Tiddles*
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7
5/7
5/7
5/7
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This is a normal post If he manages to train a whole team, he will win the internets.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preview is nsfw, mods!!!1

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does neutered count?

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a yiffer subset for it

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I searched 'neutered yiffer' and got this
archive.org/stream/glossaryofnorthc00broc/glossaryofnorthc00broc_djvu.txt

A glossary of North Country words including etymology.
Mind boggled, not what I expected.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post WITH HIS lordship's KIND FERMISSIOK

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the 'orthoejiy of aik' .
I guess the text reader struggled with an old font.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hold on, Gotham is Newcastle?
explains a lot I suppose
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is that music ?
I like it
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably from one of the royalty free music channels on YT
Edit: found the track there youtu.be/35trbnxvbS8
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Willie The Pimp?
not the proper version though, obvs
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHiclrHm-ig
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of those special high performance cats.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:31, , Reply)
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I like goalkeeper cat x
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post blummin lovely :)

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a link post My party ain't dab we just Boris bop

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post reaction in a#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ScCDWamkY
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceVTRpjpsJ4
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post \m/
Seen Boris live a couple of times...
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
the only way to experience them
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Sam the Sham and the Pharaos
From a time when women weren't allowed to display motor function.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now don't you be an L 7!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better to be
C Moon.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant ! See also
Monkey see monkey do.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Spoonbill pinching alligator tail
"Pinching the tail would cause the young alligators to scurry through the mud, kicking up food for the spoonbills to follow behind them and sweep up an easy bite."
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This is a normal post best of all the cutlery-themed birds

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:20, , Reply)
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I see you've played knifeybill spoonybill before...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet not popular with Uri Geller

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This is a normal post Username is apt

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Username?
It's the only safe way to use FaceApp
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dangerous way to eat
Like my local curry house.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Voting is open for #shedoftheyear 2019
That time has come again for you to vote for the favourite shortlisted sheds - and two sheds jackson has not entered again for the 12th time ;)

also plenty of opportunity for you to shout into the darkness "That's NOT A SHED" - voting closes 29th August
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some lovely ones in there
and every year I see this I think "I must get a place with a garden".
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Cunts are still running the world NSFW
Jarvis has it about right. NSFW because of naughty swearing words.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, they just THINK they are running the world
It's secretly run by blokes in sheds. The 1% are so stupid, they believe it when told that being elected is a big deal. They think that having money is important. Heh, wake up sheeple.

Also, That's NOT A SHED.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 12:08, , Reply)

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