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Pye Corner Audio - Hollow Earth
Highly relaxing yet uplifting arpeggiated electronica.
I was only introduced to this guy recently, but I can't get enough.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:32,
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Has sufficient cowbell.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:45,
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I highly recommend checking the rest of
Ghost Box's roster of artists.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:35,
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That looks wonderfully eclectic.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 9:13,
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I'd rather imagine him losing his position, job, fortune, home and applying for benefits
If that's ok?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:31,
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This is something
I would rather imagine also
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:41,
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Imagine working, Vaselini. Try to picture it.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:45,
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DOUBLE SPAAAACE
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:48,
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He's probably a social worker.
And go easy on him. This Carl Beech story must have been be such a bitter disappointment to him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:54,
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It really hasn't been his week.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:00,
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I prefer to use Winchester measurements
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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:56,
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Just when you think he can't be more of a prick
He manages to somehow amaze the world with his utter prickishness.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:15,
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Smells like fake news
If he actually personally said people should use imperial, I'd like to know about it. But I'm guessing this is a rather made-up story... like, he happens to work at a place that issued it.
I spent 5 mins fact-checking, and discovered "The guidance was drawn up by Mr Rees-Mogg's North East Somerset constituency team some years ago." [Evening Standard] ...
So, I'm a bit skeptical.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:36,
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O ye of little faith...
www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/26/the-comma-touch-jacob-rees-mogg-sends-language-rules-to-staff
"The guidance, obtained by ITV news, was drawn up by the North East Somerset MP’s constituency team years ago, but has now been shared with officials in his new office."
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 10:44,
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It's one rule for us and another rule for them...
www.itv.com/news/2019-07-27/jacob-rees-mogg-style-guide-itv-news/
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 27 Jul 2019, 11:27,
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They could train a machine learning system on his letters
so no correspondence will deviate from his personal style. Of course you'll still need the staff to type the output on typewriters.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:30,
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Movable type?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:27,
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Someone has checked Hansard
broken his own rules thousands of times.
I fully agree with most his banned words.
But imperial? No one in this country has been taught it since the late 60s and its fucking stupid.
Double space, pffft. And there's nothing wrong with the Oxford comma.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:21,
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He doesn't write Hansard.
But imperial? Only in distances greater than 'not far', beer in glasses, people's heights, but certainly not in weights, except people's weights, etc.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:28,
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nor erskine may
profits from both though
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:31,
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It's always about the Jews with you.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:35,
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one can see why imperialism appeals
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:36,
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I prefer polos.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:43,
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marco?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:06,
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Mint
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 20:31,
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deliberately obtuse as per
Inches are fucking useless. Miles are stupid. Pounds are crap. And we don;t even have the most popular gallon.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:43,
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Calm down mate, have a pint.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:02,
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Double space is a holdover from typewriters and unnecessary in any system that doesn't use monospaced characters ... like pretty much everything nowadays
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97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:55,
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monospaced characters
lol
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 1:02,
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The Oxford comma comes before and not after it
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:04,
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Control freak behaviour, the more unreasonable the better.
Next, the staff will have to put their chairs up on tables for the cleaners.
If they want to use the lavatory, they'll have to put their hands up, etc.
He hasn't really left school.
I'd like to see what imperial computer he uses.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:36,
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Disrupt - Love On
Meant to post this the other day for the passing of Rutger Hauer.
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:14,
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Nice!
Lots of good stuff on Jahtari.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:07,
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Boris
The wonderful b3tan giant_squid made this for your pleasure.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:00,
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He'd post it himself
but that would require logging in
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:01,
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Does that also imply taking responsibility? Is he still in character?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:49,
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I'm sure he did.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:04,
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Haha, hee hee
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:36,
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ǝm oɈ ǝƨnǝƨ ƨǝʞɒm
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 2:12,
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Lady, your child is a div.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:51,
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He will never be free of this picture.
Surgery? No, out with the Dremel!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:22,
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Reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer has his arm trapped in the vending machine, and he's only stuck because he's still holding on to the can.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:25,
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Watermelon Smile
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:28,
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"Riley had to be sedated during the overnight procedure and was left with a temporary speech impediment"
SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!!
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:03,
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Would have been handy at Christmas some years back when all them stamps needed licking
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:04,
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Or cast as a camel in a nativity play
A camel with a prominent dulla
![](http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/6/1/3/0/2/5/i/1/8/4/o/Camel_dhulla.jpg)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:12,
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I don't blame the kids in any way, and that would be upsetting
But, which of us would not have a temporary speech impediment with one of those stock on your tongue?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:17,
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I agree that Sainsburys should recall these, that could just as easily have been my penus stuck in there.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:56,
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Even more likely with a child on the other side, I'd wager.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:12,
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He was talking about the child, not the bottle
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97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:09,
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It might be difficult to get it past the lid that's in the way.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:19,
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Riley Wooff
Quite possibly the stupidest name ever.
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:24,
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Riley Flashheart
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97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:45,
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Awaits Daily Mail sad face picture fake outrage and possible compensation
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:57,
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Floaty sunny ambient thing
I made this!
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:46,
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The full album is over here as well now
kalabi.bandcamp.com/album/safe-spaces
Which is free to listen to, or if you want a copy then DM me and I'll chuck you a link.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:47,
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The Spirit of Man
no! nathaniel no!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:15,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObomwH2ztTM
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:37,
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...
youtu.be/DpHIEFBRztM
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 8:58,
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Dead London is the only decent track on the second CD.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:44,
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UUULAAAAA!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:23,
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I once saw a one-man production of War of The Worlds
He was very Les McQueen.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:21,
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Sharpest shark teeth kitchen knife in the world
Weird knife guy has made a new one.
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:29,
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It's a lovely thing
But was it worth the effort? I'd want it to scythe through the bench rather than put a mark in the chopping board
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:28,
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Nearly 2.7 million views.
I think that counts as worth the effort, seeing as that was the reason he made it.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:06,
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There's something very Salad Fingers about him...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:46,
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Weather forecast
I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.
![](https://i.imgur.com/gBbIqYe.png)
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:48,
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Hellø frå Grönland, isn't the weather löveli?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:52,
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Umiatsiaasara pullattagaq nimerissanik ulikkaarpoq.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:43,
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Dar et a terrible shame ünless du are an eel fishermön
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:26,
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Man enters snake pit, is surprised when bit.
Idealism can be harmful to your health, with just a smidgen of religiosity.
This letter could be used as training exercise for therapists.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:42,
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Yowzers.
That's a hell of a letter, but it doesn't excuse him from being a prick to people and a shite MP. If I was him I'd offer my resignation just go on the sick and still take the cash.
GO TEAM MOMENTUM!
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:11,
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Yeah hardly surprising he wasn't let back in eh
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97800, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:22,
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A very unpleasant person
And a face I would slam a shovel into. Smugness unbound.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:00,
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I guess having an odious misogynist personality is a mental health problem, when you look it that way
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 5:31,
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Poor guy
presumably self-medicating when he wrote this.
I hope he gets all the help he needs.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:46,
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Nice of him to selflessly step down so his constituents don't suffer...
...from continuing to be completely unrepresented whilst he gets his self medication under control.
Oh.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:00,
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Peering down onto this political petri dish
I wonder if he should focus more on surgeries?
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roysin, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:31,
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Presidential Seal satire.
Someone accidentally (?) pranked Trump at a public event.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:13,
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Goalkeeper cat.
Properly athletic puss.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:38,
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I can't help but notice that his name is Santi, and so is the cat's.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:49,
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I wondered about that too.
*changes name to Tiddles*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:11,
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5/7
5/7
5/7
5/7
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:14,
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If he manages to train a whole team, he will win the internets.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:22,
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Preview is nsfw, mods!!!1
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97800, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:49,
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Does neutered count?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:57,
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Probably a yiffer subset for it
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97800, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:17,
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I searched 'neutered yiffer' and got this
archive.org/stream/glossaryofnorthc00broc/glossaryofnorthc00broc_djvu.txt
A glossary of North Country words including etymology.
Mind boggled, not what I expected.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:56,
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WITH HIS lordship's KIND FERMISSIOK
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97800, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:19,
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I like the 'orthoejiy of aik' .
I guess the text reader struggled with an old font.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:11,
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hold on, Gotham is Newcastle?
explains a lot I suppose
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:14,
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What the fuck is that music ?
I like it
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:20,
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Probably from one of the royalty free music channels on YT
Edit: found the track there youtu.be/35trbnxvbS8
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:54,
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Willie The Pimp?
not the proper version though, obvs
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:00,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHiclrHm-ig
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:52,
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That's one of those special high performance cats.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:31,
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I like goalkeeper cat x
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:50,
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blummin lovely :)
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ozof, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:17,
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reaction in a#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ScCDWamkY
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:53,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceVTRpjpsJ4
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:21,
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\m/
Seen Boris live a couple of times...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:29,
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nice
the only way to experience them
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:44,
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Sam the Sham and the Pharaos
From a time when women weren't allowed to display motor function.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:04,
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Now don't you be an L 7!
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Varmint, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:32,
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Better to be
C Moon.
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:56,
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Brilliant ! See also
Monkey see monkey do.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:22,
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Spoonbill pinching alligator tail
"Pinching the tail would cause the young alligators to scurry through the mud, kicking up food for the spoonbills to follow behind them and sweep up an easy bite."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 13:13,
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best of all the cutlery-themed birds
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ozof, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:20,
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I see you've played knifeybill spoonybill before...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 15:22,
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Yet not popular with Uri Geller
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 15:51,
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Username is apt
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 18:55,
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Username?
It's the only safe way to use FaceApp
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:46,
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Dangerous way to eat
Like my local curry house.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:13,
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Voting is open for #shedoftheyear 2019
That time has come again for you to vote for the favourite shortlisted sheds - and two sheds jackson has not entered again for the 12th time ;)
also plenty of opportunity for you to shout into the darkness "That's NOT A SHED" - voting closes 29th August
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unclewilco, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:30,
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Some lovely ones in there
and every year I see this I think "I must get a place with a garden".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:10,
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Cunts are still running the world
NSFW
Jarvis has it about right. NSFW because of naughty swearing words.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:08,
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Nah, they just THINK they are running the world
It's secretly run by blokes in sheds. The 1% are so stupid, they believe it when told that being elected is a big deal. They think that having money is important. Heh, wake up sheeple.
Also, That's NOT A SHED.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 12:08,
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