Salomon Nathans Dentz Jr
Reputedly the 'inventor' of anaesthetics. He really gets on my nerves.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:47, 4 replies)

maybe i just do it to be difficult.
as soon as someone gets too famous, they get overly familiar and there is the inevitable backlash. then i get more bored of the backlash.

michael mcintyre for one. leave the poor bastard alone.
(ladyintheradiator, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:45, 2 replies)

Stephanie Meyer
because its her fault that i'm constantly verbally abused when asked if i like twilight and respond with
"nah its not really my thing"
(stitched, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:17, 1 reply)

Not in the slightest bit funny or interesting...
Alistair Campbell - what a cunting cunty cunt with a poo on his head.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:11, 1 reply)

I'm starting
to hate people who post about how hard it is to hate someone you've never met, blah, blah.

Surely even the less intelligent of society can see that the question wasn't to be taken literally.

Besides, in the actual text of the question, it clearly asks "Who gets on your nerves?"
(dchurch bah, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Where to begin ...
Nothing new to add, but am appreciating the opportunity to vent in public:

John Barrowman - because he's just so talentless, yet seems completely unaware of the fact
Fearne Cotton - a badly-dressed bag of vapid nonsense
Peaches Geldof - just 'cos
Paddy McGuinness - one lucky fucker, hanging onto the coat-tails of a far more talented mate, the parasitic no-mark
Richard Gere - because the sight of his tiny little raisin eyes makes me want to vomit
Jordan/Katie Price/whatever - horrid, headline-chasing, publicity-seeking sleazy walking sperm bank
Cliff Richard - don't care if he's gay or not, he's just shit and smug
Loose Women - a bunch of misanthropic, dried up old harpies
Bono - a monumental twat

The list goes on and on, but I have managed to wind myself up quite a bit just talking about these few so am going to make myself a nice cup of tea and have a little lie down.

And I know that I can 'just switch the telly off' when these assorted cock ends appear but it's my telly and I would like a choice of entertaining programmes and people to watch. I don't want a choice of 'it's either this shit or it's nothing', which is really no choice at all.
(yes, it is me and has been me since, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:57, 1 reply)

Fucking Toyah fuckface Willcox
I hate hate hate hate hate her. She is on every talking head programme ever, every reality tv series ever made, counting down 1-100 best comedy films, any need for an annoying tit, people ring Toyah. The way she talks with that annoying lisp, the fact she believes she is knowledgeable on everything to do with music and tv, when clearly she knows fuck all.
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:52, 3 replies)

Derek Brockway.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zfx_AMnoY

Watch the You-tube and you'll agree, he's a smug tosser who shouldn't be on TV

The fact he's only on BBC Wales means that he doesn't have to inflict his ways of being a tosser onto everyone!
(bakircioglu, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:31, 3 replies)

Fred Dibnah.... god rest his soul
What a mardy old twat!!

I saw him in 2005 at the Pen Y Pass when I was on my honeymoon with my recently wed Mrs sharkaverage.. He was on a road tour with his engine just before he karked it. I like Fred on telly and fondly remember watching him knock stuff over, blow things up and climb big high things when I was a kid in the 70's, 'that's a lovely engine' says I....

'21 years and 2 divoorces that cost me'(insert lancashire accent)
at this he turned his back on me...

His lad was not happy when I called Fred a miserable old twat....
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:23, 3 replies)

ARROGANT TWATS!!!
Michael Mcintyre, Matt Damon, Katie Price(Jordon), Jade Goody, The Jonas brother, The Ting Tings.I want to smash them in the face with a shovel as hard as i can. Well except Jade Goody for obvious reasons
(bakerboy, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:26, 3 replies)

as a little spot of joy in the midst of this seething cauldron of bile
I present,

Mr Adam Hart-Davis, pop-scientist, historian and TV bod -genuinely one of the nicest people ever to set shoe on sod, and certainly one of the kindest and most interesting people I've ever met.

I was lucky enough to spend a couple of weeks with him a few years back, and he is just a lovely, lovely chap - tolerant, open-minded and generous to a fault - he'd give you the shirt off his back.

that's all, really!

Oh - and Fearne Cotton is a bell-end.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:16, 11 replies)

Hate?
Out of all of the celebrities and so-called celebrities out there, I can honestly say that I don't hate any of them.

Don't get me wrong, there's quite a few that I'm jealous of, several more that I feel sorry for, and the majority of whom I tend to mock, but hatred? That's too harsh an emotion for someone I don't know, isn't it?
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Gok Wan chased me round a Nottingham branch of New Look once.
He was doing some publicity-type-thing for his new line of clothing and would pick a random person in the store and throw his clothes at them, all the while being followed by a psychotic hoard of admirers.

This was during a phase in my life where I was prone to panic attacks. I had absolutely no idea who he was and had only nipped in to get a pair of tights. All of a sudden I was surrounded by a screaming mass of people and Gok Wan was shoving coat-hangers in my face.

I managed to escape and went next door to Greggs, bought a bottle of Ribena and tried not to cry. After that first meeting with him, I'm not really a fan.
( Fluffy elephants, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 13:09, 1 reply)

I'm not homophobic or racist .... honest
and I cite Stephen Fry and Om Puri as examples from these demographics whom I actively like and admire.

My old dad used to tell me never to hate anyone and I try to live by this credo. I do however dislike Gok Wan intensely and could quite happily punch him all day.
( Ramsay Tupper, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Celebrity endorsed charities
really piss me off.
I really do feel sorry for the people in this world who suffer, but when somebody with more money than I could ever imagine tells me to empty my pockets I start foaming at the mouth.
If every celebrity, sportsman, (w/b)anker, tycoon (great word), toff, and mogul gave a couple of months salary every year to a fighting fund for major disasters there would be enough in the pot to sort out problems like the recent Haiti earthquake.
Please bear in mind, us ordinary working folk give a substantial proportion of our wage directly to the government (who waste in many wonderful ways), everything we buy is taxed, not just at the point of sale but at every stage of production. Are you a motorist ? If so you are taxed when you buy a car, when you buy parts for it, when you have it serviced, fuel (obviously), then tax for the privilege of owning said car. This is before you even try to park the damn thing. How much of EVERYTHING we buy is at an inflated price due to excessive taxes.
You could argue that the taxes a necessary, but if that were true then why is the government able to waste truly massive amounts of money.
So when fucking bono tells me I'm a cunt for not putting my hand in my already well lightened pocket I just want to rape him and all his twatty friends with the business end of pitchfork, right before I insert the pinapple.
My holiday this year will consist of seeing how far I can ride my bicycle in a weekend, not flying MY OWN FUCKING PLANE to a country hit by some natural disaster for some great P.R. and then asking me to pay for it.
I'm so angry I think I've just shat.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 12:11, 7 replies)

Cunts
Posh Spice
Tweedy Cole
Footballers
Simon Cowell
Jordan
Sharon Osborne
Jo Wiley
Edith Bowman
Colin Murray
That twatty Zane Bloke
Those two Ronson Cunts
Blake Fielder-civil
Bono
Anyone on celebrity BB/Get me out of here
All X factor contetants - Yes Even the "funny" ones
Matthew McConaughey
Pete Doherty
Slash
Mick Hucknell
Davina McCall
I am sure there are many more but that means i have to think of them and this list is already depressing enough. I don't think i need to add a reason for disliking any of these "people".Cunts all of them.
(Hendrix73, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 11:39, 7 replies)

Daniel Corbett
He's not that famous and I don't hate him really, but anyway.

Some of you may recognise him from the weather bulletins on the BBC news. I've only seen him on the 6 o'clock ones but I'm sure he's on others. The reason for my dislike? He's terrifying. He looks like he's plotting to eat the news readers flesh. And that grin...if it got any wider it'd cause his head to hinge in a very alarming fashion.

I'm half convinced that one day, when I'm watching the weather, he'll break off and talk directly to me via the camera. "In the south-west, there will be mild precipitation and I'm watching you James. I can see you. I'm coming to get you. But with a dry night, overall."



That's him. I'm sure he's a nice chap, really. But he scares me.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 10:46, 11 replies)

John Terry
not the the sexing, just cos he's a shit football player.
(foxy01, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Jo Whiley
I'm quite surprised I've only seen her name mentioned once or twice. Listening to that vapid bint is probably my own version of hell. She's such a dull, cocky, thinks-she-knows-it-all fuckwit that doesn't deserve the kind of influence she has on music, and her belief that she is personally responsible for every new band's rise to fame is sickening.

If I had the choice of either being fisted by Mike Tyson with his gloves on, or hearing her grating voice for an hour or three, I'd gladly take an arse transplant.

I could probably never tire of hitting her horrid face with my fists/crow bar/guitar etc. Whatever I have to hand really. Perhaps that would fix the way she inhales through her teeth after EVERY sentence!

Sorry about the length, but every little helps.

/un-lurk
(MuseMuse became self-aware on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 7:18, 2 replies)

Rachel Ray
I hate this woman with a fiery passion that inspires the hopeless.
I don't care how much Italian heritage you have, if you don't have an Italian accent when speaking english, please do not pronounce Italian ingredients with an Italian accent. It's just stupid.

Also, Ms. Ray, stop saying "yum-o" or I will bash your head in with a teflon-coated non-stick baseball bat.
God damn Rachel Ray.
(UndeadChicken Eating poultry farmers since 1987, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 6:57, Reply)

I don't hate any famous people
the ones I've met seemed alright, and I haven't met the rest.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 6:27, Reply)

Axel rose
When the so called band gun's and roses (there nothing without slash IMO) played at the download fest a few years back i had the missfortune of being stuck in the croud when the came on. With out water and food i was trapped behind a gibbering mass of BO ridden unquestionables.

Everywhere i looked either some one was drinking water or swigging a bubbling refreshing beer. My mouth began to dry up and i began to feel the slow effects of not drinking for six hours.

Willing myself not to panic i asked what looked like the most sane person in the vicinity (he was wearing glasses) for a drink of water.

He willing obliged and handed me the bottle , but not before the twat walked on stage and a huge hail of pissed filled bottles where lobbed at the stage in his general direction.
One missdirected throw smacked into my bonce and splashed the warm yellow contents all over my ketchup stained t-shirt.

Completly agasped i looked over at water sharing friend. Who took one look at me , pointed, laughed , apologized and then necked the last of his water.

Axel rose is in-directly responsable for me spending two hours in the medical tent sticking of piss whilst i recoverd from dehydration.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 4:17, Reply)

Irrational hatred
I have no idea why, but I cannot stand the sight of Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell or Nicholas Cage – I have absolutely no idea why; they may indeed be very fine actors (except Cage, who I did witness in Ghost Rider – dear Lord), but I just can’t bring myself to watch them in any film. They just look wrong to me, and Sandlers’ face on the DVD cover for “Click” well, not only does it turn my stomach, but makes me want to beat him severely. With a large stick. And nails in the stick. With shit on it.
Totally unfounded, but there ya go
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 2:41, Reply)

Robert Pattinson
Ok, I've read Twilight, albeit under duress from my obsessed housemates. It was alright - just wish I'd had the idea first, to be honest, given the money she's made from it. I've watched the film and it was pretty entertaining. But what I can't understand is the ridiculous obsession that the media, and women in general, seem to have with 'R-Pattz'. As a 21 year old heterosexual female, it seems that I'm expected to adore him. I just think he looks a bit dirty. And not in a good way. Brooding and intense does nothing for me.

And he has fucking weird nipples.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 0:13, 6 replies)

howard from the halifax adverts
rape him. rape him with fire. i am sure he caused people to leave the halifax in droves and take their money/overdrafts to a bank that didn't have a small bald fuckwit singing shit at them.

paul daniels. may well be the least sexy man on the planet. seriously. i challenge anyone to think of a celeb they would less rather bone. instead let's rape him with fire and see how long it takes his magic to put it out.

richard whiteley. now, i know he's dead. but when he was alive he was such a smug grinning twat, you just know he used to fwap off to 12 year old girls' knickers or something equally socially acceptable. dig him up and rape his corpse back to death with fire.

ainsley harriott. i would like to be able to buy some nice couscous without him gurning at me like a freshly buggered schoolboy from the front of the box. rape him. rape him with fire roasted peppers.

ok, that's enough fiery non-consensual intercourse for one evening!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 0:02, 6 replies)

Carol Vorderman
Don't hate her per se - never having met her, she may be a lovely human being.

But how fucking DARE YOU, a multi-millionairess, tell me to borrow money at a ruinous rate of APR, or consolidate my debt so I now owe a new company even more than I did in the first place.

The adverts were targetted squarely at daytime TV users, so primarily the unemployed, or part-time workers - i.e. those in *precisely* the worst position to pay back usurious rates of interest.

She can't have needed the money that badly - her salary from Countdown was pretty decent, plus her earnings from her maths books. She was just trading on her status as someone 'good with maths' to persuade people to take out loans they couldn't afford.

Grasping bitch.
(Leo Sasquatch hates being the grown-up, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:14, 8 replies)

Sue Johnston
why, I hear you ask? surely she's a well loved and respected actress, known to millions as mrs royle senior?

she's also an arrogant, ignorant cow with no manners. back in the late nineties I'm working behind the bar in a very posh hotel in a manchester - as a result of the poshness and the proximity to Granada Studios, we'd get an awful lot of 'stars' in. so one night, there I am cashing up on the bar and she walks up to me, and demands that I go and find her reading glasses. she's had a fair bit to drink, and isnt satisfied with me telling her that I'm (very obviously - I have the best part of four or five grand in front of me that I'm counting) a bit busy right now, but as soon as I'm finished I'll have a look for them. in the meantime, if we find them, we'll look after them. it's plainly a busy night, all the staff are being run ragged, anyone with a bit of nous would say 'fair enough' surely?

not her. she pulls my hand away from what I'm doing, and tells me she needs her reading glasses found NOW. I'm to stop doing what I'm doing and go and find them for her. now my hackles at this point are well and truly up, and I repeat icily that I'm a little busy. this is making no impact on the drunken cow, and her volume starts going up. people are starting to look over in our direction. I just ignore her, and very shortly John the night porter (night porter/bouncer, ex-boxer - a lovely guy, but you wouldnt even begin to speculate about thinking of crossing him) sidles up to the bar with her handbag - which contains a pair of glasses.
her glasses, funnily enough.

so, ignorant, arrogant cow with no manners, who cant behave herself after a few drinks. I cant stand the sight of her on tv now.

Denise Welch

all of the above plus miserable. Now, if you'd locked yourself out of the house, what would you do? call a locksmith? call the husband/wife to come home and let you in? or would you phone a hotel bar, where your other half *might* be, and demand that the person who answers the phone drop everything and go and search the hotel for the significant other on the *very* off chance they might be in the establishment? (she also wasnt impressed with my answer when I was asked if tim healy was in the bar. I said 'tim who? does he work here??') when I pointed out to her that it wasnt my job to go and find her husband, she responded by saying 'well I'm locked out - what am I supposed to do?' my answer of 'remember your keys next time?' wasnt well received.

she was even less impressed when I put the phone down. silly tart.

* and breathes *
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Fearne Twunting Cotton
I remember when she was on finger tips on ITV, then she thinks shes rock and roll by listening to Green Day. What a cock she truely is.
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 20:00, 1 reply)