"Nuff said".
No, it's not really. Could you please explain WHY you like brown eyes or being humped by a goat?
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 0:01, Reply)

Milky milky.
Having been a professional soloist for the past few years, I've tried ever more extreme methods to achieve bigger and better sexplosions. Having graduated from baby oil and extra-long work-your-way-up sessions through to danger wanks and inflateable pussies, I'm not sure I have any particular fetishes but there's one experience I'd love to repeat with a partner.

I'd been staying down south for a couple of months to support a friend who was going through a particularly rough time. I was fortunate enough to have free lodgings with her aunt and uncle who were wonderful old hippies who'd let me smoke solid in the smoking room and offered the best hospitality I've experienced.

As I was staying away from home for a while I'd brought along an old friend - my trusty 8" vibe which worked wonders snuggled next to the old boy on occasion or between the berries when leading up to the big 'O'. This particular time, I'd had a cheeky afternoon toke in the sunshine and, with an increasing horn, fancied something a little extra so I went inside intent on getting off.

Now, I'd experimented with anal stimulation before, but this was to be defining. The aunt and uncle were out for the afternoon so I showered and cleaned up, dried myself and set up on the bed with some lube and the vibe. I'd found a pair of sterile surgical gloves and I started to work one, then two and ultimately three fingers into my backside while my cock grew to unheard-of solidity.

After a while, I set the vibe on its lowest setting and slowly pushed it up my behind, finding the deepest point absolutely exquisite, even on the lowest setting. As I worked it in and out I steadily increased the intensity of the vibrations. After a few minutes I started feeling the familiar signs of impending orgasm, but instead of shooting my load the feeling grew and grew and started to blow my mind. I wasn't sure if I was going to piss myself or my bottom half was going to fall off or I might pass out... All I can say is that I had THE MOST earth-shattering orgasm ever, and I didn't even ejaculate. It lasted about two minutes and I finally understood what proper orgasms are all about.

So, prostate orgasms FTW. I haven't tried again since for fear of becoming addicted to them - definitely a potential fetish if I ever saw one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 23:21, 6 replies)

Stockings.
With the seam up the back.

'Nuff said.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:57, 4 replies)

hmm
I wont talk about mine; too many people here know me. But what i will talk about is a girl i will call Audra (maybe cos that was her name). This was 6 years ago. ish.

After about a week of rampant pummeling i was becoming bored with the same old vanilla routine so decided to introduce her to some kink. Some saran wrap (thats cling film for us brits) helped a lot and, mid cunnilingus, i decided to introduce her to the zen art of humpy-fist. Well Audra was already a bit of a screamer (much to the chagrin of my apartment neighbours - but fuck it it *was* san fran after all) but yon fist seemed to drive her nuts. I could reduce her to a quivering wreck who would eventually wriggle off the bed away from me and cower in the corner panting and near passing out. Soon, i introduced a new aspect, i made her hold a small mirror just above her mimsy so she could watch me, in graphic detail, destroying her 20 year old tightness with wanton joy. That seemed to be the ticket, she loved it and decided she was "my bitch." She begged me outright to "keep" her forever. One trip to san frans "stormy leather" later, and shes prancing round my place, sporting nothing but a ridiculously tight corset with her doggie collar, while basicly being my live in love slave (which also extended to dinner, washing, cups of tea and beer on demand). I couldnt complain - she had a massive rack, loved being recorded on tape being "abused" and watched them back on my sofa while furiously wanking (only with permission, of course)

This all lasted a paltry six months until I realised she was a psycho in other areas which I needed her not to be (work functions for example, she had no social skills and made me look a twat to my bosses quite a few times). We parted ways. It was hard for her but she just wasnt what i wanted. She still to this day, emails me every month and texts me even though im now 5000 miles away and will not be returning to that area for a long time. She loves to tell me in graphic detail what she gets up to with her squeeze at the time, and ill tell you some of it is beyond fetish - the things she will do to get blokes to try to satisfy her is mind boggling.

Im willing to auction her phone number to the highest bidder. fuck she'd probably get off on the idea. Proper slut.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:04, 6 replies)

Top 3...
Long socks.
You know those stripey over knee ones you can get... or ones with bows on (but not highlighter-pink ones...). I don't know what it is about those, but they are just pretty damn sexy.

Sexy Lingerie.
'nuff said.

Long socks WITH sexy lingerie.
Well... I'm in heaven then.


Only on girls though... Wouldn't really work on a guy...
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Actually,
my latest fetish and the thing I really want most in bed would have to be a fucking lie-in.
Nobody appears to have told number one son that he's old enough to sleep past 6am. Thank fuck the clocks go back tonight I might get to sleep til 7.
I shouldn't winge. A few years he'll be an adolescent and I won't be able to get him up before lunchtime.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:28, 4 replies)

I'm really into smells....
I don't like fake smells, don't go for aftershaves or anything like that, but the smell of a bloke's bollocks drives me insane. Clean warm skin and a little bit of sweat, and the musky pheremone scent of balls.
Oh and fresh semen. And my juice on their face, naturally.

But the thing that really really turns me on, is a smell from my youth. Dad was in the RAF and I'd go meet him at work and there was the smell of tents and webbing and equipment and loads of fit young airmen and to this day the smell of that sort of stuff makes me go a bit spastic. I got hold of a white camouflage net to decorate my den in the cellar (with some fairy lights and shit it was pretty cool) and it smelt like tanks and cordite and oh my God....I'm glad the RAF cadets no longer meet down the end of my road or one of them could easily have been subjected to a prolonged and vicious sexual assault.

I'm surprised I've never fucked more Squaddies, as it happens.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:14, 1 reply)

Oh dear.
I've got a lot of fetishes. Including, but not limited to:

-Nurses - not PVC, but not NHS. Just nice short white cotton dresses and a cold stethoscope.
-Bunny Girls. This one should be PVC. With big bunny ears and tail. And fishnets, and very high heels. Phwoar.
-Light bondage. Gags, bondage tape, cuffs, spreaders etc...
-Gender Bending - girls in blokes clothes, or convincing ladyboys :-p
-My Barbie Girl - A nice girl lying there just waiting to be played with. A girl I could dress up and do naughty things to. Would also work vice versa.
-Chocolate. Anything involving chocolate. Yum.
-Geeky girls. A girl who knows her games/anime is so sexy to me. *pines for a geeky girlfriend*
-Anything else. My alt.com fetish checklist is probably 85% ticks. I'd give anything a go once. Except poo. That's nasty.

I'd post an amusing story about my sexual escapades, but I'm actually a virgin.

Incidentally, I'm single.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:01, 8 replies)

It's been seen around here before,
but this!

www.cakefarts.com/

NSFW!!!
(Sir General ***WoW***, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 20:19, 9 replies)

I find that the production
of a small amount of involuntary bum rubbish is quite thrilling when a girl is sitting on my face.

I achieve this wondrous feat in the following manner - I like to felch her in such a way that I produce quite a large amount suction in her bottom. I push my fingers in really deep. Then, to make sure, I push them in deeper. Then I curl them and pull back. This suction pulls a small amount of poo poo out. I then paint my chin, to create a James Hetfield style beard. I spend a few minutes admiring my creation in the mirror, before shaving it off and rinsing the razor in my mouthwash cup.
(Sir General ***WoW***, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

very few really
nerds
ginger men
piss
fresh sweaty man smell
enemas
very short men
worn boxers

bit boring really.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 20:02, 1 reply)

I'm not that bad really....
I think I'm pretty vanilla really, although I do have a particular affinity for bottoms :)

There is nothing better than a gloriously perky, contoured, slightly jiggly bottom, no greater joy than walking behind one for some distance, and finding yourself walking slightly funny after a while.

As an extension of that, I find I'm particularly open plugging up said young woman's bottom. Especially if she doesn't mind a bit of a spank whilst you're doing so :D Mmmm, bumsex...

I must say I do appreciate the other aspects (I mean tits are awesome: FACT), but nothing makes me wobblier than a bottom

*STONK*

EDIT: Oh, also; nudity. Some people love lingerie, dress up, upskirt, leather, whatever, go for it. Me? Perfect, unabashed, comfortable, un-shy nudity. I think its a confidence thing too, being able to go completely naked, comfortably, but good god it gives me the proper horn.

Oh, and S, if you're reading this, it probably explains a lot, hehe *blushes*
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 19:53, 1 reply)

I have a lot...
This is going to be a long post, simply because I like being concise on these sorts of matters rather than terse.

My first and easily most prominent fetish (series?) is within BDSM. While I would guess that most persons within the BDSM community fall into one of two roles (Dominant or submissive), I'm one of what would be categorized as a switch. That is, I like be both Dominant and submissive, depending upon my mood and partner. There are some days where I may have a lot of pent-up aggression and feel particularly dominant sexually, for example, and on the other side there may be days where I want to give up control and become sexually submissive. Most of my likes can be applied in either position but there are some that don't work or I like in one position and not the other.

I love restraints. This is one of the boths. When at the hands of a Domme, I love being restrained, it helps to set the tone and shows how much I trust the Domme and how willing I am. This can be anywhere from a simple hands/arms tied behind the back to a put-on-all-fours and have all limbs bound, unable to move. I also like the reverse, tying up a woman. I love starting with the arms behind the back, just a bit tight, then as I move her down, apply more as needed. The feeling of helplessness adds in a certain sexual thrill, and as a bonus, it provides a nice place to grip onto when extra leverage is needed.

Strap-on play. Obviously this is receiving, not giving, seeing as how I already have a natural set. This is a wonderful feeling, letting the woman become the user and I become the object. And before you ask, no, I am completely straight. It is certainly a very interesting experience and sensation, and for maximum effect, should be tried in a variety of positions. For those of you curious, it's just like regular anal, but in reverse, so any position your partner can do, you can do as well. To that note, yes, I've had it on my back and riding, as well as the ubiquitous all-fours position.

Spanking/flogging/whipping/etc. Both sides. This is a lot of fun, and if properly done, gives a very thrilling experience. There's nothing like the feel of a paddled ass against cool air. This field of course ranges from the simple spank up to full-on whippings, so everyone has their own likings. Combined with restraint and you can use it to build excitement.

Genital worship. This goes both ways. Fairly self-explanatory, the sub worships the Dom/me's genitals physically and/or verbally.

Boot worship. Me as a sub. I'm not sure why I like this. Unlike anything else I list here, I never really had a partner introduce me to it, I found it on my own and tried it (with a partner) and liked it. I really can't explain the attraction I have. While this may sound like a low-grade porno, perhaps it's part of my submissive side, trying to please the Dominant one, by worshiping the part that is just above me.

Leather outfits. Both to a degree. While I've never worn much in the way of leather other than a pair of pants one time (and I enjoyed it), I find the image of a woman wearing leather to be very arousing. Knee or thigh-high boots, pants and a corset is the bloody jackpot, as it were. I don't apply this same distinction to latex, since latex (in my opinion) looks just trampy. Leather looks both dominant and dangerous in a way.

Older women. I'm not sure what it is, either. Perhaps my personality combined with the fact that I usually look/act older than I am is what draws them in. Some of my earliest sexual encounters have been with older women. And I don't mean a year or two older, once as a 17 year old I pulled a 29 year old. No lie. I've had women twice my age (I'm 23 as of this writing) hit on me. Maybe I'm cougar bait, who knows. Give me the choice of a 18 year old with a pert body, or her 26 year old older self who's seen a few things, and I'll take the 26 year old. They simply...know things.

Tall women. Hey, amazons are rare, and most of them are very good looking. I've yet to see one who's drop-dead ugly. Plus the submissive side of me likes them, someone tall and imposing...

Throughout my life I've maintained an open-minded aspect to all things, including those sexual, and I'm constantly wondering what out there I would like. I know some people like them, however I have an outright 'no' on watersports, scat and death, and am strongly adverse to anything that results in mutilation or body alteration would have to be done by someone I'd known and trusted for a long time, and discussed beforehand very extensively.
(Magus Zeal reloading since, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:00, 5 replies)

Lingerie
Not really a fetish but what can be better than the sight a lady partially wrapped in lace, silk, organza and other exotic/erotic sounding fabrics.

After years of bestowing gifts of lingerie upon my ladyfriends, all of which could be viewed as more of a gift to myself, I have come to the conclusion that it isn't the lingerie.

I have a thing about lingerie models.
(standard deviant, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Double amputees of the legs.
Above the knee of course. The less stumpage the better in fact. I'm not fussed on religion, race, sex or anything. The only requirement is the lack of legs. I like to put KY jelly on my thighs and rotate them round and round. The lubrication makes it easier to spin them. When I'm done, I like to hide their false legs/wheelchair, and force them to watch while make little plaits in my pubic hair.

I'm thinking of building some kind of motorised contraption, with a leather 'drive belt' to make the rotating game less work for myself. It will be like one of those clockwork dancing ballerina musical toys, only bigger and without that annoying little jingly tune.

Oh, I'm also quite partial to the feel of suede. That too tends to induce a slight wobble in my trouser area.
(Sir General ***WoW***, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:00, 6 replies)

were getting our little boy ready to visit his grandmother
hes currently running around with a footpump shouting 'I'm gonna hump you'

my wife is trying to tell him its for his inflatable Thomas the Tank Engine bed and what he means to say is 'pump'

he has just stopped to look at her like she was a bit slow and replied

'no. i WANT to hump you'.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:26, 4 replies)

I like...
Dirty Knickers.

I dont know why there is just something about the sight of seeing a pair of worn stained knickers that gives me a nasty in my pants.
I have a female friend who shares the fetish and keeps me in fresh(for want of a better word) supply

Being pissed on.
This stems from a girl i was with a few years back, whom after a hefty drinking session asked me to go down on her, in the excitement she pissed on my face.
She later told me she wanted to try it.
(Margatemug, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Got the Horn?
It's a bit of an odd one, but I like girls with big noses. Really pronounced, pointy noses, you know?

Helps if they have big, deep-set eyebrows as well. I quite like a big, slightly neanderthal-looking brow. The kind that shelters their feet from the rain. It really does it for me if said eyebrows actualy have kind of a bony protrusion growing out of them.

It helps if they're kind of tubby as well, and, whilst most men seem to like stockings, I prefer it if they wear a bib. Back-to-front.

I think I may have a deep, inner yearning to have sex with a Triceratops.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:09, 2 replies)

Sorry
A long time ago I was a genie in a galaxy far, far away. One day my lamp got picked up by some bloke called Jango*, so off we went with the standard three wishes deal. Firstly he wanted a jetpack, and lo, he got one. Happy as Larry he was, zooming about.
Then, slightly worryingly, he wanted an army. A bit megalomaniacal, but your-wish-is-my-command, so lo, an army he had. Damned if I know what he wanted it for, never mind.
Finally, he wanted a son, to follow in his footsteps, or something. So, lo, a son he had. He gave him some bloody stupid name, Bubba or something.

And those were the three Jango Fett-wishes.

That doesn't quite work does it? Oh well.

*It may not be spelt like that, but I can't be arsed to look it up. And yes, I could have looked it up in the time it took me to write this footnote, but fuck you.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:55, 1 reply)

Once again
I have managed, via the awesome power of my brain, managed to combine this QOTW with lolcats!


( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:39, 5 replies)

strawberries and cream
Same girl as this www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548762

She once talked me into stuffing her frufru with strawberries and cream so I could eat it out.
Well it sounded like a good idea at the time...

Till the rancid smell of warm, slightly gone off cream rose to my nose and put me off going near her lady garden for a good time to come.

Cream on the body, yes.... cream in the body... no... fuck no....
(EvilMeister, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 11:58, 1 reply)

Redheads
no further explanation is needed.
(mediumformat likes cyan, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:15, 11 replies)

Dude wheres my car ending.
I went to the cinema to see this movie. And at the end of it, the hot chick grows to giant proportions. She then picks up a guy and shoves him in her breasts.

I left the cinema with a raging hard on and really couldn't conceal it!
Everyone noticed and now everyone knows I have a fetish for Giant Girls! Great stuff!
(Miggyman, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I get turned on by loud noises
Don't ask me why, it just seems to happen. Loud noise = instant turn on. It started with me just asking ladies to shout at me, but as my hearing became steadily damaged I had to hunt down even louder things: concerts, jumbo jets, Brian Blessed, I went through it all. My hearing's so bad now as a result I can only get turned on when NASA sends up a rocket.

Anyway, this is all a bit off topic for this QOTW, sorry about that, I'll try to think of a story about radishes in a minute.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:28, 1 reply)

oh yeah.


inter-racial bondage.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:47, 1 reply)

I like taking out my willie and putting it in a lady's front bottom.
If any ladies out there are up for this then let me know.
I know it does sound a bit icky but I reckon it could be ok.
( Zuowan, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:06, Reply)

Mmmmm!
Messy saucy sex in liquid chocolate or sauce, not interested in penetration here just the foreplay.
SNM is good but it can't be stupid un natural like (god does that even make sense?)
But I find the thing that really gets me going is saddist actions to chavs, pikeys, bullies, idiots and genuinly evil police officers. that'll get the blood flowing. then all i need is a half naked g/f dressed in motox gear and i'll be tearing clothes off with me teeth.
(Sprite, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 7:51, Reply)

Bondage and such
Bondage is not in my opinion a particularly lurid fetish to have. I consider myself a claustrophile--that is, being the opposite of a claustrophobic. I enjoy small spaces and being confined. It's not strictly speaking a sexual fetish only, but just sort of a general personality characteristic--for example, I find it difficult to fall asleep without a blanket or something similar on top of me, which is annoying on hot summer nights. But I digress.

Besides the personal pleasure I get out of being tied up or otherwise restrained, I find rope bondage to be aesthetically pleasing in a non-sexual or at least indirectly sexual way. As much as I enjoy being tied up, I also enjoy tying other people up, just for the sheer creativity and artistry of an elaborate rope harness. The limbs don't even have to be restrained--just wrapping rope around the body and making a beautiful design is fun too.

Another less artistic but also fun method is saran wrap and duct tape. Just wrap someone up well with the saran wrap, then use duct tape on the ouside to reinforce it (the wrap by itself gets stretched out after a while). It's quick an easy, works very well, can be made decorative with colored tapes, and you can (carefully!) cut little "windows" in strategic locations to play with things.

I'm not as big on cuffs and things. I enjoy the restraint, but as objects in themselves, there's no particular attraction.

For a less prosaic fetish, I have also had a couple nice experiences with sounds--no, not things you hear, but the pseudo-medical devices. A sound is basically a small metal rod that is inserted into the urethra. It sounds horrible just describing it, but I found it surprisingly pleasant and not hard to get into--not like anal play, which in my experience required a fair amount of practice and experimentation before I really got into it at all. The main thing is to be liberal with the lube, obviously, and to be very careful about the size of the sound, as the urethra isn't exactly designed to be stretchy. And make sure the thing is damn clean, preferably sterile, or you'll get a nasty infection. Then just be gentle, and it's surprisingly easy, at least for me.
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:53, 4 replies)

Everyday
I get it in the ass from my boss.

does that count?
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:03, 6 replies)

Latex Gloves
I love the way they smell, the way the feel when I'm wearing them, the way they stretch, the way they make my hands look. Ooooh.

I wear the smallest size I can get my hands into.

I also work in a laboratory, which means lots of lots of latex glove wearing. And lots and lots of awkward moments. My colleagues probably wonder why I wander around all day with a blissful look on my face.
I am probably "that creepy guy" at work.

I don't do anything else with them. Just wear them. It's enough for me.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 4:47, 3 replies)