In a toilet in Staines..
1st time I'd ever been compelled to whip out my camera in a public toilet!


( Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:30, Reply)

Rebellious Mum
A friends somewhat rebellious mother took to printing labels with "Masturbation makes you go blind" in an exceptionally small font. She was working as a librarian at the time and was caught randomly inserting them into books as they were returned.
(skintagain, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:29, Reply)

Sex!
Deep in the hills of Winchester, upon a war memorial of old could be found possibly the greatest slur to the memory of the glorious dead....yea brethren, for some pike or other had plastered the very word (in small Biro writing on a white sticker)....

"sex."
( slippery doctore, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:28, Reply)

Graffiti in the toilets at Bangor University
In the loos at the Main Arts Building (the big gothic looking structure that sits on the hill) was scrawled "The English are thick cunts", under which someone had neatly written "That's great coming from the Welsh, a nation where half its population can't even speak its own language". Succinct, to the point, and undeniably true!
( Ambiguous, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:25, Reply)

Written on a wall in front of a urinal
Look up

And a bit above that:
Look up

And further:
Look up

Higher up:
Look left

To the left of that one:
Look up

Above that:
Look up

And right at the top:
You are now pissing on your left shoe
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:21, Reply)

On a toilet wall at my uni..
My anal cavity transcends vulgarity.
( jme, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, Reply)

Jesus is coming
A church back home always has big flourescent signs outside in some kind of vain attempt to be cool, or get punters in, anyway there was one that simply said:
Jesus is coming!
in his pants!
I did that I did!
(dedlymonkey, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, Reply)

Some beauties . . .
On a underpass near me someone has written 'I eat snakes shit, I drink lambs piss' in massive letters, its been there for years. I remember asking my mum what it meant when i was a young'un.

Also, some one has written 'Smoke my beef' on the comdon machine in nottinham hogs head gents, wtf??!!
(jonnyninetails, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, Reply)

Chips n condoms
A mate of mine told me about this legendary chippy years ago. On the side of the building someone had sprayed "HIP HOP DON'T STOP", which had been amended to "CHIP SHOP DON'T STOP"

I used to work in a pub, and some guy had scrawled on the condom machine, under the notice "Conforms to British safety standard BS123455678" - "SO DID THE TITANIC"

Chuckle? I almost did
(ginger ninja, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:14, Reply)

bridgwater...
a town of simple folk, with simple graffiti. this one made me laugh however.

it quite simply said

"Shaun S********** is a gay twat"
(court escaper, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, Reply)

Bent pope
Back of TJ Hughes in Birkenhead about 10 years ago, in massive white letters, naturally:

THE POPE IS GAY
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, Reply)

Taunton..
NO MORE HIROSHIMAS GENNERSIDE [sic] written in 3'ft tall letters around the back of British Home Stores car park.

Its been there at least 25 years (remember trying to read it when I was a tot shopping with my Mum) and while I repsect the sentiment, the appalling spelling has always ticked me off.
(Ariaxen, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, Reply)

Southbury train station


Good for cheering me up in the mornings
(BlackCat, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:06, Reply)

Terrible Racism in Ireland
'fuk off ye stupid fouriegn dogs' this was written on a wall where i used to catch the school bus. the dickheads had even gone to the trouble of creating a badly spray painted, backward swasticha in bright green paint. instead of being offended (i'm from nz), it actually made me laugh after what had been a really crappy day. Thank you rascist tards of Ireland :)
(gempeow, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, Reply)

Tolkien...
is hobbit forming
(Lago, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:59, Reply)

Crappy bus shelter in Wootton Bassett
You know the type, a brick one with not windows so theres tons of poorly spelt tags on the walls. The one that always catches my eye is 'Clive the Bullshit' in big letters... who is this Clive and is he really that much of a liar??
(scuzzpit, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, Reply)

there's a place, i believe it's in yorkshire, called hutton roof
they have a big sign outside their village with "welcome to hutton roof" written on it, as is frequently the wont of villages. but some clever bastard with a spray can has completed the arch of the "h" and added a bit more archiness to the "r" and the "f" so now the sign clearly spells out "welcome to button moon"
( spacefish bong!, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, Reply)

"I FUCK BUMS"
On the side of the Co-Op in Great Harwood, Lancashire, down the little path that leads to the park.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:56, Reply)

Slightly off-topic
but it meant there was no need for grafitti

there was a café in Cathays in Cardiff called The Warm as Toast Café.

In their wisdom they had appreviated it for the sign.

(for those that don't get it, they had a big sign saying TWAT)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, Reply)

when i sat my gcses....
in 1999, the exam hall desks displayed their age quite obviously, with graffiti throughout the years, with various "i love" comments for such diverse artists as the beatles, the stones, the monkees, led zep, bros, take that and iron maiden.

one desk had a note carved into it saying "i have failed my o-levels"

god knows how old the chewing gum stuck to the bottom was
(court escaper, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, Reply)

Toilets.
"Here I sit broken hearted, paid 20p and only farted"

"Is the bottom falling out of your world? Relax, sit down, and let the world fall out of your bottom"

Edit: Sorry, I should have read some posts first, really....
(ralphseviltwin, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, Reply)

...
on the toilet wall of the truro hospital residences:
Please flush twice its a long way to the cantine.
Its been painted over twice and you can still see it, clear as day.
(sugarplum, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, Reply)

Think i saw this in a book
But its brilliant nonetheless.

In a public toilet, one particularly graffiti covered wall had been freshly whitewashed by the council.

One enterprising chap had quickly divided up the wall for future graffiti, with sections marked: FOOTBALL - POLITICS - WOMEN

Only days later the sections had been filled with 'up the reds'- 'up the reds' and 'up the reds'
(tgt At the very forefront of cocking about with cars, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, Reply)

Recently spotted on a gable wall
of house near me "Kelly was".

Or

my all time favourite wrote on the bottom of a pub toilet door "BEWARE MIDGIT LIMBO DANCERS!"
(poop_chute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, Reply)

In the ladies loo....
...at Sheffield Uni, more years ago than I like to remember. Written on one side wall - 'I'm practising for Wimbledon. See other wall...' and on the other side - 'I'm practising for Wimbledon. See other wall...'.
Maybe you had to be there.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, Reply)

University
On the inside of a Uni toilet door:

"Here I sit, broken-hearted
Paid £3,000 and only farted"
(finbarr, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, Reply)

"The Wall"
Running parallell to Upbury Manor playing field in Gillingham, Kent, there is a long wall, on the otherside is hospital grounds.

Ever since I can remember the wall has been covered in graffiti, ranging from Monty Python Life of Brian references (Romanes eunt domus) to this one, which is very bizaar...

"Beware the mind readers, they have been known to cause vommiting and sickness and be responsible for a number of small fires"

WTF? Crazy junkies...
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:45, Reply)

on a desk at my secondary school
if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:43, Reply)

There is a hair salon in Hertford
called "Dead Swanky."

That S has been removed more times than I care to remember.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:43, Reply)