Bacon.
Absolutely Brilliant. Where do I find one? I happen to like bacon.


( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, Reply)

Something I have seen and something I MUST do.
On a public urinal (oh sorry, I meant phonebox) in the town I live in, someone stencil-grafitti'd a Stormtrooper with the word 'LOL!' besides it. Immature, absurd, but oh so amusing and strangely original.

There's a place nearby called 'Buckfastleigh' that so needs a new capital letter...
(Dirty Harry has a cordial relationship with the Pope., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:04, Reply)

A ninja....
Toilets at sussex uni library. The only graffiti in this cubicle I believe. In big, black letters, it simply said

'A ninja must be Zen'


Brilliant.
(badfiremonkey, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:59, Reply)

This is not a photo oportunity
/Banksy
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:57, Reply)

This one always cracks me up...
tinyurl.com/2yg8p8
(winestain, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:56, Reply)

Plethora of plenitudes
A few of my favourites ;

- "Why don't you fuck off back to Latvia" (toilet wall in Dublin of all places)

- "McCabe is a grass" (back of a sign on the main road out of Edinburgh)

- "MCGRAW HAS H.I.V" in foot high bright neon pink letters somewhere in East Kilbride

My all time favourite though has to be "ACID MAKES ME SMILE" complete with smiley face, written entirely in human shit on a toilet wall. Didn't know whether to laugh or retch.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:56, Reply)

Brighton Toilet
"You english are so arrogant"

then neatly underneath in different hand writing

"Why dont you fuck off then"
(The_artist_formally_known_as_alz0r, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:56, Reply)

on a bridge over the A1079
If we can lift it we can shift it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:52, Reply)

Toilet Humour
Where I work, they have the usual signs in the toilets:

NOW PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS!
(below a picture of two cupped hands)


In one of the buildings some bright spark had drawn a cock between the hands and added the following:
'AND YOUR COCK'
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:49, Reply)

It was on a condom dispenser
*pardon my english*
the machine was located right upon the toilet, in a bar men's room.
There was a notice from the manufacturer to explain how to use the button and the little drawer. It was very concise, no punctuation : (in french, sorry)
"Pousser fort
Tirer doucement"
Which means something like
"push/insert hard
draw/withdraw gently".

Someone had just added "Merci du conseil" : "Thanks for the advice"
( i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:47, Reply)

Bremen Airport bogs
this erect phallus was drawn on the wall
i modified it


( hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, Reply)

Vandalism, or a message from a higher authority?
There is a roundabout on the outskirts of the fine city named Derby. Like many cities, it has a featureless assembly of concrete bridge, car-wash, road-signs, car sales outlets, multi-storey gym, traffic-lights and tarmac. Unlike other cities, it has the proud municipality of Derby and its floral planters to liven up this conurbation.

Thus, constructed amongst the blandness, is a brave message: "DERBY IN BLOOM".

At least, that is what it was supposed to say. Unidentified parties, or perhaps nature itself, conspired to change the slogan, to the infinitely more incisive "DERBY IN GLOOM".

It required replanting. A culprit was never found.

Google found me some photographic evidence!
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, Reply)

A few stories.
- Altered newspaper headline sign outside a local shop, formerly "Maybole Violent Attack Probe", to "Maybole Violent Attack With Anal Probe".

- It's a chav favourite here being to write on walls and bus shelters "blah blah was ere 2kaii" and then the number of the year. An example of this was found in the same train station, by the same person, in 3 different places, written wrongly 3 times. 2kaii6, 2kaii8, and most worryingly, 2kaii2.

- On a wall at school, someone has drawn a picture of a wee house. Underneath this, someone else has written "thats a good house."

- And, since it's exam time for ickle me, theres some priceless ones on the exam room desks. Like "Superman will save you", and the full lyrics to "I will survive".

I personally made my own addition during a german exam, after finishing half an hour early and had time to look up and write on the desk: "Ich habe deine mutter getan in der deutschen prüfung. Sie scheisse es liebt." Nobody will know it was me.
(Eilidh likes comfortable shoes., Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, Reply)

made me laugh anyway
Came round the corner onto my road one night to see this







enjoyed it for several months.
(Carravanquelo, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, Reply)

Wash me
Ah, the old classic on a dirty car "Wash me"

My friend's car was that dirty someone had written "Wash me" on her car (It was me to be honest)

However

Her car was that bad her husband changed it to read "Plough me"

You had to be there.......
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, Reply)

See quite a few good ones.
Recently on an old poster of Star Wars Episode 3, there is a picture of Anakin and Obi wan fighting. Someone has added the speech bubble to Anakin, "That'll teach you to make lumpy custard!"

Also in the loo cubicle at my Uni someone has written:
"Shaun Rider's puts the 'Mad' in 'Madchester!'"
to which someone has replied
"That may be so but who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?"

Modern day classics.
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:38, Reply)

Anything by
Banksy. Google it. Mans a genius.
(DW is ... gay, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, Reply)

Wallington train station. 14 or so years ago.
Needle sharp in its structure.

Punchy, hubristic delivery.

Richly comic in its briefness.

Proud blue letters on the exterior wall of the south-bound platform, saying:

"SOAPY TIT-WANK"

Three small words, a million possible interpretations. Or possibly just one.

Well, made me laugh.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, Reply)

Hilarity
Bottom of a stall door: "Beware of gay limbo dancers"

It was funny at the time.

On a corkboard in the work bathroom above the urinal: "Where's Waldo?"
To wich somebody added "Killed the Fucker"

On same corkboard is a V for Vendetta style V carved into it, and various employees calling various managers gay, three lines of "Painted Black" the list goes on, really.
(UndeadChicken Eating poultry farmers since 1987, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:34, Reply)

bit clever i suppose...
Fight Apathy!
or...y'know...dont...


but it get's the job done.
(quibble, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:33, Reply)

Bosoms


A lady's bosoms, six foot high on a building site fence in Reading. The jury is out. Milk, or a new design of bra made from springs?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:33, Reply)

Hitler
Something I always do in History - Draw a moustache on him! And we're the top class.
(thatboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:32, Reply)

I may possibly
be one of those people who corrects the spelling in graffiti, yes.

Apparently in the toilets of the House of Commons someone's written 'Tory leader application forms; please take one' over the bog roll dispenser.

And some genius has drawn a six-foot long CDC on the field at my old school. In weedkiller.
(Shinigami, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:27, Reply)

One of my favourites...
Never ceases to amuse me for some reason.


(bigquack, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:26, Reply)

In a bathroom in italy
'My Karma ran over your Dogma'

fucking fantastic

(first post, woo.. been a loiterer for far too long!)
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, Reply)

Spotted around Manchester several years ago
In dust, on the back of a van, someone had written
'If my wife was this dirty, I wouldn't get out of bed'.
To which, someone had responded
'If your wife was this dirty, neither would we'
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:21, Reply)

Round the corner from the office I worked at in London:
"[can't remember the name] is a physco"

And not too far from that...

"Fuck our Mum"

O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:20, Reply)

Canal Museum
I used to take a shortcut through a load of villages on the way to see the ex and I always got excited when I went past the sign for the Canal Museum near a place called Roade (the name of that place also ammused me slightly).. Some genious had painted over the 'C' in Canal in the same brown colour us used for most public attraction signs, making the highly comic 'ANAL MUSEUM'... always got a chuckle until they cleaned it :0(
(stevieboy84, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:19, Reply)

back of a school toilet door....
i personally witnessed this one....

"Richard is gay with Isabel"

Fantastic.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 3 May 2007, 21:18, Reply)