Controversial
Shop Jesus being a right nasty cnut, getting wankered and being sick in shop doorways, giving Mary Magdalen a black-eye, crashing his car and doing a runner..

You get the idea.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Banknote Forgery
I didn't realise that there were so many rules and regulations as to how, where, and when you can reproduce a Bank of England banknote - even in film and tv... but there are. Even going so far as to deny you certain context "Reproductions may not appear in an offensive context, for example in conjunction with imagery or text of a violent or pornographic nature."

Let's stick two fingers up to the BoE and show them how we'd reproduce money if we were in charge.

www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproappform.asp
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Prince Philip

( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Zombies
It is nearly Halloween. Wooooooooo! (ghostly voice)

Shop yourself or others as zombies (or any other kind of living dead if you don't like using the Z-word).

If this has been suggested before, soz. I'm not reading through all 91 trillion pages of suggestions to check. So up yours, bumface.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Robert Peston
Seems to have been blamed for the financial crisis - what else is he responsible for?
(malfranks, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)

Imagine James Bond was a kitten
all the fun of saving the world with added fluffiness
( boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Pumpkins
Halloween is coming up. Lets see the scariest most messed up and sick jack-o-lanterns there are. Its been a long time since there has been a original one made famous.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:52, Reply)

EXTREME HORSES!
I'm sure you all love horses, imagine they where your friends and where adrenaline junkies!
Shop the results!
abit like this

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Since Cereal Cartoon characters are getting banned
illustrate what they'll be getting up to after they recieve their P45


( arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)

The exciting world of the Daily Mail
Given how the Dail Mail (and Mail on Sunday) like the work of B3ta so much,
See:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1057899/Pictured-The-credit-crunch-spoofs-laughing-way-bank-there.html
and
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078027/The-best-credit-crunch-jokes-laughing-way-bank.html
Then it's high time we returned the compliment, and used our photoshopping prowess to illustrate the exicting world of the Daily Mail.

Maybe illustrate what their Graphics Dept. get up to all day when they're not producing such masterpieces as this...

(main pic unshopped from their site)

EDIT: They obviously like b3ta so much, and are obviously thrilled at the idea of b3ta honouring them, that they've edited the second article linked above today and added yet MORE b3ta images to the piece! yay!

EDIT II: we're also in print! p.37 of the Daily Mail today - friday, 17th Oct.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Inadvisable/inappropriate Saturday morning kids shows.
I had a dream once, that I was a TV network executive, and these two bone-heads were pitching Twin Peaks as a Saturday cartoon show.
(tinrat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:52, Reply)

Crap James Bond Gadgets: Revisited
We've had this challenge AGES (in fact, years) ago, but to tie-in with the release of the new Bond film shortly, it might be good for a reprise.

Open up photoshop and create the world's worst gadgets for the world's most well known spy.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Horror Movie Sequels
With Halloween coming up, there will be yet another round of Horror Movie sequels coming out to scare us. But where can these sequels take us?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Musical?
Friday 13th part 23: Jason goes to Tescos?
Leprechaun 42: On Ice

Open up photoshop and show us what new directions Horror movie sequels could take
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Recreate a famous work of art
using anything but an arts package on your computer... make Damian Hurst's shark with your fish supper, melt some clocks in the oven to make a Dali-esque masterpiece, go to an art gallery and get a photo of yourself stood next to every portrait pulling the exact same face as the picture etc...
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Re-cast sitcoms with cats
and maybe dogs depending on if the pun is good enough
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Halloween-themed Image Challenge
'Nuff said.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)

Cigarette packet art
Plans are afoot to put horrific images on cigarette packets (some countries already do) to deter us from smoking. Let's show the governments how it should be done.
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Games they cannot make...
'Pro Evo Fisting', 'HALOtosis', sick, evil or just plain funny. All formats X-Box and PS3 etc...
( Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Run with it
Take an image and run with it. A bit like this here. Or this. Or even this.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Matrix 4

( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)

if the world was populated entirely by geeks
we'd live in a world where 1138 references are commonplace in everything we encounter, all written text is in leetspeak and the armed forces wear stormtrooper uniforms.




(example image to follow)
(suboftheday, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)

Rude catchphrase
Make rude catchphrases using Mr Chips, as in this TV Offal offering...
( shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Pictures out of text
Take a spin on TOAPs. Just a thought *shrug*
This was my username.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Spaceships.
Do you remember when you were younger and used to design planes and stuff with all the things you'd want on them, like swimming pool, go faster stripes and everything?
Well we're all grown up now, so whats more grown up than designing your own space ship?
Photoshop a spaceship with things you would like to have on it if you had one.
( Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:35, Reply)

1337
were the middle ages really leet?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Picking on the retarded kid
It has been said that picking on america is like picking on the retarded kid.

We've picked on america a few times now, so let's prove them right and mock some mongs.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:36, Reply)

Only Julie Moult can save mankind!
It's true! She's really great. Photoshop her saving us poor weak individuals from certain death.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Do they practice safe fax?
Expose the secret lives of office equipment.


(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Stop the New World Order!!
Google: "New World Order" - do your own research.

Oh my god, this is crazy, right?
But what if it isnt... arent events happening every day pointing to this?
ID cards, terror laws, losing rights, shoot to kill..

Use your mighty potatoshop skills to create images to go viral to wake up the world, while you are still free to do this. Recognise your power to reach people - Be a force for good.
(Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Pixies vs Elves
I've heard they hate each other. I need evidence.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)