Mmmm... Pigeon.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:44, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Inspired by me in another thread
What's the best mainstream film title you can pun into porn?

To get you started:

Big Knobs and Womb Sticks

The Bitches who Eat Dick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Controversial...
Was just listening to Jeremy Vine's show on R2 and they had an obese family of 4, totalling 80st in weight. One was 15st so lord knows what the rest were like.

Their argument is essentially that they claim £x a year benefits because they're all too fat to work because their obesity is hereditary.

Discuss...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Love Film dot com
Any of you used the service?

I'm thinking on cancelling Sky Movies (as I don't watch any of the films on there) and replacing that subscription with LoveFilm, so I can order DVD's I won't have time to watch either.

Do they have multiple copies of popular films? Is it any good? Do they mysteriously manage to 'lose' titles you return, leaving you liable to a hefty fee?

B3ta - consumer champions!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

could someone lovely
please tell me when the Edinburgh bash is going to be?
(jennymnemonic, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Low Fat.
How the hell do you manage to cock up making cheddar cheese? Good god never, and I mean NEVER try low fat cheddar cheese, it is shit, and doesn't actually taste like cheese. It doesn't even have the consistency of fucking cheese.

Low fat food is bad.
(lei, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:09, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Badger! Badger! Badger! Fluffeh!
www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/4250766.Orphaned_badgers_on_the_road_to_recovery/
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:37, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Blast From The Past
B3ta has produced so many memorable posts so what's your all time favorite QOTW post?

Here's mine. From heckles.

Cinema heckles
the usual anti-copyright theft downloading things,

A specific "you wouldn't steal a car" advert comes on, to be greeted with

"I would if i could fucking download one"


This is why i lurk y'see...


*********************

What's yours?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:17, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After months of waiting
my download of every episode of Ulysses 31 has finally finished!

Rejoice!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:25, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's my Birthday today!
Have some cake...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:21, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hoe sweet Hoe


I got bored of looking for home pictures.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:11, 102 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucksocks, Got the right link this time.
Everyone do this:
xkcd.com/155/

Here's mine.
www.moglesby.karoo.net/search.jpg

that is all...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:05, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:20, 98 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He comes



Crossover special ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:58, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Google
Everyone do this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post397133

Here's mine, or a section of..

www.moglesby.karoo.net/search.jpg
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've found a new cool band.
Check them out. Having a classically trained opera singer at the front of a schlock metal band is making me chuckle, but they're actually pretty damn good.

(Okay, so the Diablo Swing Orchestra isn't really a new band, but they're new to me.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Social experiment
Over the next week, every time you have any kind of thought passing through your head about lunch, where you are, what you're doing, however boring, tedious and out of context, text it to a large group of friends and marginal aquintances.

If you want to talk to one of them individually, put their name at the front before sending it to the whole group.

If noone is texting you back by the end of the week, smash your phone and lock yourself in a darkened room until you die of boredom and despair.

Edit: If anyone questions why you seem to have totally lost the plot, tell them you're part of a hive mind and they simply don't get it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

April fool's Day
Morning all

I got this (as I'm sure quite a few of you did) in my inbox this morning, it has amused me greatly.

Anyone else thing Jade's family need to claw back some of the cash that was spent on the wedding?

www.buyitdirect.co.uk/free_funerals_from_laptops_direct/page.asp

Also, anyone else seen some decent April Fool's day pranks?
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:18, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well I guess it falls to me
To do the HSH thread. Lazy buggers.



Come on... get posting!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:12, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New Comic
A day early this week:






As always, links to all previous comics are here
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:02, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

can you lovely people explain
why anna richardson is campaigning against porn?i put on channel four tonight (dreadful mistake,i know) and she's there bangin' on and fuckin' on about kids watching porn.
excuse me all to hell,but why?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New comic
I've put up another strip.


Click on this guy to see it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:06, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:38, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mixed Drink
Apparently, Stolichnaya Vodka have a MiG-17.
Red Bull also have a MiG-17.

Dogfight in a glass!

My question is...

Umm...

What should my question be?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking stupid television.
Ive just been watching The Weakest Link (dont judge me). One of the questions was:

Who is the longest reigning British Monarch?

Answer: Queen Victoria

Which was wrong, apparantly! According to Anne Robinson it's Elizabeth I.

I might sue my school for not teaching me properly.
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:03, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Funeral
I've got to go to one in a bit. They do such things over here in Spain - weddings and funeral vigils at night. I'm worried about getting the urge to laugh as I don't know the deceased at all and when I get uncomfortable I laugh. It's my brother-in-law's mum, but family law here dictates that I must be there or be forever spat upon at future family "events".

Does anyone else get the urge to laugh at the wrong time? How can I control it? I'm doomed...
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AHA!
I have made the popular page on /talk. My life is validated.

Also, seriously people, this kind of pandering is exactly what gives us a bad name. Plus none of you cunts mentioned me. And in addition, this has all the hallmarks of a meatpuppet. And finally, just stop being so fucking nice to everyone, it's really quite nauseating.

I do have a question though, Enzyme mentioned that the Goat had been threatening violence, is this true? I know he's a grade A tool, but I'm surprised he started threatening people.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello. I am at work.
I don't have much work to do, and two hours in which to not do it.

However will I survive?



Plus I'm quite sweaty.
(TheColonel, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:37, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)