Topic for today.
Bert is a deluded mong who sucks sailors willies.

Discuss. I want 100 words by monday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AWOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA!
I'm getting hitched, and I'm having a B3ta Stag bash. Because I'm so right on, both boys and girls can come. It will be in London, and I would like to invite you to come. Yes, you. Have some drinks, and use my impending matrimony to meet other people, offline.

If you're not coming, then answer me this: WHY? And: What are your top 2 song lyrics of all time, and why?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never forget the sporks

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:40, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nested vs non-nested replies in QOTWOT - I've thought of a compromise
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post416998
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is anyone else
getting excited about randomburn?
(meowmix is a voodoo child, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:18, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I go away for a while and they change the fecking off-topic.
Why do people have to bloody meddle.


*fumes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK
My head is going to implode.

How the buggery do I get a photo up on my profile?

Please.

Ta.

It's of Bert's cock. It's only a small photo.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*sigh*
I'm sorry in advance for how upset I am, and I'll put it in the reply. Any and all comments relating to "man the fuck up" are welcome.
( Maladicta, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All board bash May 29th
anyone fancy it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm getting a bit annoyed with this philosophy lark.
So far all I have is the title. Which is some guff about equal sticks and stones.

Can anyone come up with some psychobabble bullshit I can put in my essay?

(PS. Not a real essay. I did an illustrated one last time and the teacher puts up with it. She really hates me. I can tell. Rightly so ^_^ )
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

That Joanna Lumley's nails hard
She sorted out the Gurkhas, do you think she could help with Lurkers?

I could do with a new car - what do you want her to sort out fer you?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:06, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning!
Ok, I manned the fuck up and got trashed last night. Thank you for your words of wisdom dear people.
I now have a hangover. It's dead, utterly dead at work, so I think I'm going to go out and do some aggressive marketing this afternoon at hte T-Mobile stores*

*Go fishing
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm fucked off.
Cheer me up. Tell me I'm pretty.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well that's OT screwed then.
Damn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My garden used to be mostly made of concrete
now it consists of piles of broken concrete and some earth.

I need to get rid of the concrete but don't want to have to take it to the tip myself as they get arsey when you take loads of stuff.

Skips are too expensive, and no one seems to want to come and take it away for free.

Anyone got any cunning plans? I'm after serious suggestions here.

Failing that does anyone want to come and collect a few tons of rubble from Exeter?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oooh!
We have a search button! Now you can all try to find my posts with ease.

Well done, Mod.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Once again, I find myself completement a l'ouest.
What is going on?

What's this about QOTW closing?

Wha?

Any explaining would help my fragile mind just that little bit...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now if we, the better internet. Were to send over a power-council to discuss the taking of QOTW users to /talk..
..The likes of myself might not be able to attend for fear of one of you over-hammering the inhaler and tearfully running at me with a steak-knife.
In my place, I'd have to send GMoS, Baldmonkey, SirSandGoblin and AmorousBadger.

At this time, QOTW, who do YOU think would put forward amongst your own for the official moving over party.
There will have to be deals signed, mainly based around you not moaning as much over there. Especially at me.
I'm very popular.

Surely you have somebody who isn't a Linux using mouth breather. Capable of holding high level talks with people better than him or herself.


Please. Don't nominate some of your QOTW cyber eye-candy. Or Piston_Broke.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hot on the heels of yet another successful day for the accountants here at JMG Towers, I find myself back where I am at my third best. The internet.
Now, after our long overnight discussions over the closure of QOTW, we must find a use for you, the internet's forgotten men.
What would you say you, as a GROUP, QOTW could do for us in today's Britain?


Come along now. Let us brainstorm, not get huffy. Brainstorm.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I officially have Teh Fear
A mate of mine, who is a prolific downloader of stuffs off of the internets has just recieved a letter from lawyers acting on behalf of a software company regarding a D.S. game.

They want 665 quids off him or else!!

What course of action should he take?

I told hime someone has obviously hacked his wireless connection, but he's not so sure........
*EDIT* They have the application used, the date, the IP address, MAC etc etc...
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A follow up to yesterday's invasion story
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/07/armoured_spiders_out_of_greenland/

Anyone for some big game hunting?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went home for my lunch
and as I walked down the high street I saw an old colleague of mine walking along with her Mum. She's my age, quite pretty, and we dated for a while many years ago, but we had to break up because her kisses were too toothy, and I was in love with somebody else.

The reason I'm posting? Her Mum is WAY hot. I've always had a thing for her; she's about 50, very timid, with greying hair and a sort of 'Hot Librarian' look about her.

Whose Mum would you most like to sleep with?

+1000 points if we get 10 'Your Mum's in a row.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright then
Who broke b3ta?
(username1, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What is the correct response to
"Oy, are you looking at my bird?!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

leading on from the music question below
who do you think should be immortalised in music history for the sheer brilliance of their music?

personally - I'm very damn certain Jesse Younan should be better known.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I now have a new favourite word.
Pollywog - a tadpole.

What's your favourite word?

Maybe not such a good idea considering this is B3ta.........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One for the ladies
Who else thinks the guy on the new Virgin media ad is totally hot?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In your opinion
Which band / musical act do you consider overrated?

I'm going to have to say the Beatles. To me they were average, a few decent tunes, but I just don't see what the hysteria and adulation is all about.

I'm considering taking bets on how many people say U2...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:40, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)