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(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Seeing as how b3ta is about to go down, I'll admit that I'm into a bit of "Expermentation".
You've got to try most things in life, to see if you like/don't like them. Everything in moderation, and a few things in excess, it's good for the soul. It used to be that people would look down on the likes of me, for all the things I've done, but I find this place is quite tollerable. There are a few things I would like to try that I haven't, and a few things I haven't tried that I would like to.

And as such, I'll lay it out straight, I've been listening to "Soulja Boy".

I'm gonna admit straight up, it's not my cup of tea, if it's yours though, I don't mean any offence, it's just that we're built differently. At least I've given it a shot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If b3ta never came back after the 'maintanance' tonight
where would you go?

I have several contingency plans, but I'd rather not use them if necessary.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Seeing as it's long gone in the mists of time and pages and pages ago
I vote we resurrect Deviltania. Who's with me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I feel like being destructive and naughty.

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's Monday Evening
time for one of these...


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:27, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HELLO OFF TOPIC
How do you feel about this:

b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post459080

It would mean you wouldn't be able to lie for a whole week.

Can you manage that?

If so, vote for it!

If not, boo.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:10, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want a little garden shed
where I can get away from everyone keep the kids my gardening tools and stuff but they're all bloody expensive! The cheapest is over £100! I'm seriously considering knocking one together myself (not a good idea - I'm inclined towards bodging).

What do you have to resort to because you can't afford what you want?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:04, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuckers!
Was at the checkouts of the Sons of Morris earlier and spotted my housemate and her bloke a few checkouts along. I waved and they waved back.

Then they trotted straight past without asking if I wanted a lift. I got fucking soaked! *huffs*

Bloody mediterranean types:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:55, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bit of a bargain out there for all Monty Python fans...
Couldn't really think of a suitable place to put this, so here it is on /OT. There's a bit of a bargain in Morrisons at the mo.
The Complete Monty Python Box Set - all 4 seasons, all special editions of all 4 main films, plus live at the Hollywood Bowl. Complete in a Box Set for £24.99. Bargain!

Question for you to generate some replies:
Your ideal 6 guests (living or dead) for a Dinner Party...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So these guys
www.cooks-blinds.co.uk/

were driving about 2 inches of my bumper today.
So I just tapped the brakes to get them to back off and they gave me the finger. (but they did back off)

So does anyone fancy sending them an e-mail calling them a shower of cunts? Or better still can anyone hack and break their website?


Ta.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:07, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just had a Russian electrician in my room explaining the cold war to me
shame as he was a total hottie, but what can you do. Anyhow, my question is this: If zombies walked the earth, how long do you think you'd survive, do you have any kind of back up plan and if so, what is it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yesterday I was driving out of town
and found myself being followed for a while by the first Honda Accord I've taken notice of since the start of the meme.

I watched it in the rear view mirror, taking several turns so that it was still behind me, and I couldn't help but think "what have I done?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine an image challenge to come up with the best design to go on one of these! Silhouette of a hanging man perchance?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Another forum I go on just reminded me
since I'm unemployed, I get free dentalcare and eye checks. AWESOME. I haven't been to either for around 2-5 years, so I've just made appointments for both.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:08, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I were supreme ruler of the universe,
people would be required to watch this AT LEAST twice a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

Those sausage dogs on the riverbank are amazing
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:54, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Interesting post about Swine Flu
And how it works.

www.bunniestudios.com/blog/?p=353

If anyone needs me I'll be in the sealed bunker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:39, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The one that got away
Everyone has one. Do you still think of them after all this time, or have you blocked them from your mind with Tequila and nubile hotties?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Any of you lot
give a shit about the tennis? I am gutted Nadal isn't playing so cheering Verdasco, Tipsaravic and Del Potro (I am aware he isn't great on grass) to kick Federers ass.

If you don't like tennis fuck off to to another thread
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:35, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Needing some help from any phone buffs.
I just got a Samsung Tocco ultra but I am *really* tempted to swap it for an N96 under the 14 day returns thingy. Which would any of you say is the better phone? I'm not overly fussed about camera quality since I always have my trusty SLR with me which kicks the arse of any camera phone.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:03, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After having a week off
being back at work is shit.

It's absurd that we have to spend so much of our time working.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:41, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The world spent £914bn on defence in 2008
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8086117.stm

What would you spend £914bn on for the benefit of the human race?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:28, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just remembered.
I went to Manchester yesterday to do some shopping. I was in House of Frazer looking through the rails at the Morgan fashion concession and the assistant came up to me and said, 'are you aware of our sizing policy', or something like that. At the time I thought she was being helpful but I seriously think she may have been being a cheeky bitch.

Now in all honesty, nothing would have fit me but I was looking for my youngest sister to wear on holiday.

I may go back and cunt her in the fuck.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:17, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i woke up laughing today.
I don't remember what the dream was about, but I wanted to go back to sleep to dream a bit more, so I did, and Jamie Oliver made me skin a kangaroo and Jermy Clarkson did something too, which wasn't so funny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:32, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Commuting to work by animal
If you could ride any animal to work, be it real or fictitious, which one would you choose?

I'd pick a giant butterfly. I'd name it Gerard and when not ferrying me to and from the office, I'd feed it cornflakes and we'd play water-polo together.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:15, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stupid week off
I missed the chance to pick up a safe from work for free! Somebody needed to claim it by last Friday - they skipped it :(
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am stupidly excited.
I bought my train ticket for melbourne today for the B3ta bash next friday! eeep!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Will you go out with me?
Well?
(Zutroy started without you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:50, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)