If you had to describe yourself as a Youtube video, what would it be and why?..... I reckon this one would be me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love horses?
If you were going to start a new – affordable – hobby, what would you do?

I already play guitar to a fairly average standard and I’ve not improved at all over the last few years, meaning I’m never destined for being able to play properly so I’m looking for something new to try my hand at.

Alternatively, if you could be any TV character for the day, who would you be and why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:09, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well that's buggered up the rest of the year
Apparently, 10% of the total workforce in the company I work for (Fujitsu) are up for redundancy. And we're all at risk.

As can be expected, I'm not in the best of moods right now, having never encountered anything like this before.

Fucksocks.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:42, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just learnt how to post pictures
So I'm sharing with you all, what I believe to be the funniest picture EVER. If ever I'm down it makes me chuckle - this may make me a cunt but hey ho (see replies)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:38, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mwahahahahaha, Je Suis Le Devil
And I are wants all your soulz. What would you sell your soul for?

YM is not an appropriate answer. Mainly because you wouldn't need to sell your soul for that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:49, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Afternoon, all
Yesterday I tried to grab lots of attention and my posts were all about me, but today I'd like to know all about YOU, the sweaty bumfunsters that inhabit OT like a pimple on the backside of a walrus. So, here's a question;

In the spirit of some of the recent matrimonials and proposals of certain members, if you had to sleep with another B3tan's wife/husband/fiance/fiancee/girlfriend/boyfriend, who would it be, and why?

Yes, most of my questions are about sex, and yes, Kaol is still *puts on mong voice* a grate big retaaaaaard.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:29, 113 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hooray!
I won a competition for a pair of earrings that say 'I love cake'!

Woo!

www.domesticsluttery.com/2009/08/winner-of-our-i-love-cake-earrings.html

Have you ever won a competition and what did you win?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This investigation is unreasonable.
This man simply has michaeljacksonitis and should not be humiliated further.

Tell me something. Tell me.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:17, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Epically awesome
www.manolith.com/2009/08/25/worst-website-designs/

I particularly enjoyed Ling's car site. That's some good crazy!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

New toy
Finally, I have completed what I think mught be a small warp field generator. I'm just working out some of the last few fusion reactor formulas but if all goes well, I'm going to attempt go back in time 5 minutes. I've calculated that as a safe period, and I dont think I'll get any paradox problems. I've sat still and interacted with no-one for 5 minutes now, so it *should*, fingers crossed, be fine. I'll post something here if it works.


If not, then I think I may slowly fade out of any photo taken of me in the past, unless of course my Dad hits Biff. My research indicates this the most reliable way to ensure my existence.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:05, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes it worked!!
Right, now to see if I can get back.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Christmas has come early.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8221995.stm

Let joy be unconfined.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:24, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Where can I buy one?
This is fucking awesome.
It makes Venus Fly-Traps look positively gay.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:22, Reply)

People keep saying "yarp"
when they mean yes or yeah. I don't know where it has come from and I find it stupid and annoying.

What do you find stupid and annoying? other than me, my mum and Kaol
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:27, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This guy must be a B3tan
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8221369.stm
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:45, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Spam subjects
"Make your volcano erupt more lava" is my new favourite.

Feel free to spam the fuck out of this thread, it's not like anyone has anything interesting to say anymore anyways
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:20, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

civilised Argies?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8221599.stm

what say we all on this? as someone who has in past had a *cough* vested interest in things remaining illegal, and someone who has a *cough, splutter* bit of a 'problem' with caning it too much I'm still on the side of personal choice...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:57, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Furriners
I was chatting with some South African mates the other day and they were complaining about slugs in the kitchen.
"put salt on them" I advised.
"What does that do?" they asked.
I was completely nonplussed, but they had no idea not having grown up with slugs. Not that I was raised by slugs or anything.

What common knowledge has turned out to not be common for you recently?

Alternatively, what's the oddest thing on your desk?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:09, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking A!!!!
I got pre-approved on a mortgage loan today, which means I don't have to place an offer and then wait for financing - it's readily available (excellent credit and no debt).
Am now condo hunting in earnest!

What's chuffed you the fuck up lately?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dear Jim: Video Driver
I just re-installed windows and I can't for the life of me find out which video driver to install.
I've tried all the usuals....Device Manager, Display Properties etc. but everywhere says nothing installed. I've reinstalled windows before but I can't remember which driver I need.

Any help would be greatly appreciated and you shall be reimbursed with sexual favours for the forseeable future.

This message was brought to you in 800x600!!!!! Please help
(TheColonel, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:13, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hooray!
I've just won some lovely khaki shorts on Ebay for MY VERY EXCITING TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND AT CHRISTMAS.

Also I have to go to Manchester airport at 1am to pick up my step-dad and nephew which means stopping up very late on a school night. Woo!

Plus I get to lie in the next day as my step-dad is also my boss.


Edit - OK it's 11.30 and I want my bed : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christ my life has become saddenly routine. Tuesday's I usually go to Kendo to play with pointed sticks
but I've just checked their site and the dojo's closed for maintenance. I have no college work planned for tonight and I'm a bit loathe to get all the books out now, nothing good on tv and it's a bit late notice to start calling round to see who's at the pub tonight.

In short, I'm bored dear b3tans...anyone about to entertain me while I decide what to do with a precious unplanned evening off?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:20, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HSH is here!


Tell us of your strangest friends.
( Maladicta, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:18, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Licking
What would you lick?


Alternatively, what's the most odd thing you've got on Auto Complete?
Mine is...
"When you eat you're just a vacuum with nipples" which someone on here said.
Alternatively there's the other cracker of 'comedy tits'

Ah...everyone's a winner.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 18:04, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not a Techonhack
Changing the brakes on my car this afternoon, I'm just unbolting the final caliper when the 7mm hex key tool I had brought hours before shatters giving me a nice case of spanner rash!
One quick session with the angle grinder and i'm working with a much shorter tool.
Winding in the brakes using the G clamp and block of wood trick, the cast body of the G Clamp shatters!

Tools ain't what they used to be.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

how has today been for you?
mine has been a mixed bag, but has ended up rather better than it started. It has left me weary and drained though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:00, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop gazzing each other losers.
it's a news link www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/25/atm_daffy_ducked/

What other cockney gadgets would you like to see?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:51, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Transplants
Kidney transplants from living donors are no big news. But I recently learned that there are 40 living people in the world who've been heart donors. (Explanation in replies...)

This impressed me somewhat.

What have you learned recently?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:07, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Irony!
Here I am passing the time and came across this little gem:

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2605038/Rantings-of-Koran-attacked-by-author-Sebastian-Faulks.html

Apparently the Koran is "the rantings of a schizophrenic"

At the end of the article is an advert for Scientology!!!

That made me chuckle :)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:50, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't take drugs, kids
you don't actually need to.

What pointless stuff do you do?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)