What no morning thread?
This is quite lol: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327

what was your last big mistake, aside from reading my posts or doing my mum.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:05, 169 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I am in Blackpool until 11am tomorrow.
What soul destroying / fear for your life experience have you endured recently?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 19:33, 100 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Enough of that
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19866191

I can't help feeling a certain amount of "That'll teach you not to drink stupid stuff, then." What's the weirdest drink you've ever had?

Alt: I was tempted to go with "Italians smash transexual ring" for the innuendo. Good headlines?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:14, 142 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread time.
Do you think if Milliband called a vote of no confidence, would he get it?
Alt, waste of time? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19868376
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:22, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Over the last few days I have been to the Oxo Tower for dinner, Borough market for lunch, the London Dungeon for lols and The British museum for brains
What attractions do you love near you? and why should I visit?

alt: I might go and see Skyfall when it comes out, i like Craig as Bond I think he might be the best one.

altalt: best pasta shape?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:26, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ground to a halt,
just like your pitiful life. Did you have a dream as a kid? What did you want to be when you left Uni? Have you settled, or do you love what you do?

Alt: Maybe you sacrificed what you loved doing, for someone you loved, was it woth it?

altalt: if you're a student, or whatever, what's the plan man?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:35, 163 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah whatEVER.
These are a pretty smart invention:
www.thinkaboutkids.com/musical-instruments/electronic-piano-gloves-with-speaker.html

What else is a smart invention? What's a shit and pointless invention?

Alt: what have you got coming up that you are looking forward to. The kindhearted generosity of my family and friends means that I have two gigs coming up which I couldn't afford to go to otherwise. That's nice isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:28, 129 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning lovelies (and cunts)
So, Abu hamza has finally been extradited. Who would you extradite and for what crimes against humanity?

Alt: april jones - 2000 grief junkies or a very tightly knit community that you can't imagine if you live in a big city?

Altalt: what should be the word of the day today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 8:36, 211 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Can't believe no-one's posted a Sunday thread
So guys & gals, what have you all been up to? Has Sunday been an uninterrupted festival of joy or has it all been a bit meh? Regale us with your tales of gardening, shed - based japery and decorating lols.
Alt: Sunday dinner. Roast with potatoes and veg or are you some kind of continental heathen?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 18:19, 44 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Saturday night
Is almost upon us, looks like I'll be drowning my football related sorrows by going out for cocktails.

Cocktails. I ask you. What is your favourite?

Alt; What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 16:55, 32 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright?
Having a lazy morning?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 10:47, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm afraid we're going to have to have an evening thread
as I am bored shitless.

I just looked at the page for an event happening tonight at a club. I thought, hey, perhaps someone i know is going and I'll go there. Unfortunately it seems I knew two people. Both ex-students :(

I'm sure Fridays used to be fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:19, 48 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Quick reminder Manchester Bash tomorrow 6th Saturday.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:14, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Lloyds bank has "fallen over" in the technical jargon
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/banking/9590028/Lloyds-crash-leaves-millions-without-access-to-cash.html

so if you bank with them good luck getting any cash tonight.

Why is everyone who works in IT incompitent?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:41, 151 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm working really hard from home this friday afternoon
The wife is away for the weekend (mother-in-laws 76th Birthday, they have gone to Whitby)

What should I do? My Mum and DYAAKY are not options

Alt: Red Dwarf X I missed it last night did any of you watch it? And is it going to be as shit as I think it will be after all these years?

Alt Alt: What’s popping for you over the weekend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:24, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So, Kay Burley, eh?
What a horrendous excuse for a human being. She's now going round all those frightful Welsh chavs, breaking the news that they think it's now a murder investigation, and goading them to cry for her live on telly.

What's the worst piece of journalistic professionalism you've ever seen? I think we need some moral OUTRAGE on the internet.

Alt: tell me about your yummy food. I mean, no-one really cares about dead Welsh girls, do they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:47, 237 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Name some bands!
Nah not really.

Best non-fiction book/TV/film that you have encountered of late? Actually that sounds shit as well.

Help me out, my nig-nogs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:15, 212 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

David "Kid" Jensen. Now it all makes sense.
Nonce sense.

Yeah, whatever. Its the weekend, I'm off to cut down Rhododendron over the weekend. Every cut of the axe, I'll be thinking it was the head of my employer being cleaved in twain.

What are you twats up to? I only want lies, I can't handle the truth.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:08, 273 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

faggots

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:15, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What have you done recently that has made you feel like more of an adult than you thought you were?
This morning I went to a Montessori nursery with Mrs B' to put our daughter's name down for next year (typical white middle class north London issue). This made me feel scarily responsible and 'grown up'. When did you last feel like a real adult?

Alt: Is there really a point to 'alt' questions?

AltAlt: who would you like to kill themselves* (other than me)?

* Bono is obvious, so be more creative than that thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:37, 166 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What do you want for Christmas OT?
A 'computer game' or some grizzly bear slippers maybe, or just the desperate hope for a little human contact.

Alt: best piss altering altering vegetable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:51, 267 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Time for a new one.
Tell me, how would you run your perfect resturant/bar/pub/place-people-go-to? What would be your USP? Where would it be? Let's say you have a £500k budget.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:02, 148 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bored of that now.
Have you all read this yet www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-19817457
Or have you lived it?

What do you guys think of all you can eat, I think they're generally disapointing and you tend to subsidise fatties, that said I've been to two good ones before and it's nice to know the exact price.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:33, 171 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ok that thread seems to be dead
So last night I accidentally cracked one of my plates :O
What's your crockery like?

alt you got posh cutlery too? i bet mine's posher
alt alt tell me about your dreams, or bashes, or that film i was talking about with someone here that was on last night 'Identity'. it's not a very good film, but it's got Joan Cusack in it in one of the many roles where she plays a man
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:55, 135 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Whoah, freaky yeah?
I had a long and unpleasant dream last night that I couldn't sleep. Changing ends of the bed, turning pillows etc - all the while having a perfectly decent kip!!! So I woke up feeling mentally knackered but fully rested. WEIRD, YEAH?

When was the last time you OH SHUT UP.

Alt: Se'sly, shut up, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:21, 125 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Jim'll Nonce It.
That'll be on the telly this evening, you gonna watch it?

Alt: Something about something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:51, 288 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YES I KNOW IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT AND CRY ABOUT IT
GOD
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:03, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck that shit, yo.
Hate. It's all about the hate this afternoon.

People, situations, products.

WHAT ARE WE HATING TODAY, PEOPLE!

Extra credit given given for my Mum or me replies.

Alt: Candy floss or toffee apple?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:36, 336 replies, latest was 13 years ago)