fuck it, copying /talk
who should win b3tan of the year?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 14:21, 114 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Right you poncy london types.
Where can I go for dinner in london Friday afternoon?
I need to get to the O2 for about 8, and I'm staying in Canary Warf.

Also Burger and Lobster, thinking about going there for Saturday lunch, worth it?

edit: I'm seeing Muse on Friday, blah blah blah Music thread.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:20, 113 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rumours of pervy paedodom are somewhat exaggerated.
When did you last not let the truth get in the way of a story?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:57, 164 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can't believe people didn't seem to care about my new haircut. I'm hurt.
Anyway Ceefax is being turned off today, what was your favourite page? Mine was 606: Now and next.

I have "young at heart" stuck in my head, what's the shittest song that's been stuck in your head recently?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:56, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alternative morning thread.
Boredom. If you're bored, you don't really have a life, please discuss.
Alt, what are you doing on B3TA, if you're not really bored/tossing it off?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04, 118 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning thread
because you're all cunts.

Alt: Where is everyone?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:53, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening thread
because we're worth it...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:08, 109 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm having a dirty pizza tonight.
But I always go lolmental when trying to decide and end up taking ages and ages and at least 75% of the time giving up and having a bowl of cerial instead.

So (a) what is the best delivery pizza chain and (b) what is best to get there and (c) what kind of sides/dips/stuff is good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:08, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm spending the day in bed watching war films.
What's the best war film ever?

Alt: fuck off hippy.

{MOD EDIT: This thread is shit, avoid at all costs.}
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:42, 72 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Keeping on the political thread.
Are you bothering to vote on the police commissioner thing? Sometime next month.
Does voting change stuff, or is it just an excuse for the establishment to keep us in the crap?
Alt, lunch?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:03, 175 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So they're making subletting council houses a criminal offence.
I'm suprised that it wasn't before.

I think it's a good idea, well done coalition. What else has the government done that is good?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:36, 176 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

write a short story about a fellow b3tan.
Swipey swayed from side to side as she mouthed along, at least to the words she knew, as katy perry blasted from her ipod. she stopped to admire herself in a shop window, resisting the urge to focus on the shoes inside, rather than her gorg figure. she was sure no-one else would be dressed as a sexy schoolgirl, at least, not as sexy as her anyway. she smiled at herself then continued to skip down the high street, accepting admiring glances from all the hot men who were stopping to stare at her. It was a shame really, that she didn't notice the large wad of toilet paper sticking out of her arse and following her down the road, like a sad floppy tail. If only she had worn the cat outfit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:00, 100 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just dun a jobbie lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:06, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good Weekend/Bad Weekend
My weekend was well and truly split in two. Friday night out for many beers was great, followed by a cool Saturday making pizzas with the kids. However Sunday was truly shite. Massive argument with parents results in them being revoked access to the kids for the time being, which now means I've had to fuck about with work to ensure I can drop the kids at school/nursery

When did your weekend last go from one extreme to another?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:19, 105 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I could start a new thread, then CQ's wouldn't be the only one of the day.
But can I be arsed? What - really - is the point?

(I've bought Pete Townsend's autobiography today. Well worth it but by hell he's introspective.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 19:15, 19 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Going by yesterday this will be the only thread of today.
I recently went to see Richard Herring'S Talking Cock (not a ventriloquist show) it was both funny and informative.

who's your favorite comedian (or say something about your cock)?

Atl: (stolen from Dave Gorman) what should you be doing today and what are you doing today?

I should be taking my son to the park, I am feeling very ill and looking up nice sitty-downy film I cold take him to see.

AltAlt:I tried to interest him in going to MacDonalds for tea, but he wasn't interested, what's happened to kids today? I had at least one Macbirthsay as a kid and it was one of the best ever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 9:59, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Come on you slugabeds! Wakey wakey, rise and shine.
It's Saturday, it's not raining (it isn't raining here anyway) and the day beckons us with infinite possibilities.
Today I'm making some desk-mounted shelving for my 2TB HDD, printer & consumables and the power supply to declutter my workspace. What will you do with today?
Alt: Football hooligans - over enthusiastic and misunderstood or a handy source of donor organs?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:51, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck that
Best weekend ever?

Tell the group your stories of EPIC WEEKENDS or just lie

Alt:
Battenburg or almond slice?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:24, 171 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

how was your lunch, you WANKERS?
mine was nice, i had a little pizza and could go for a little poop right now.

alt what are you doing for hallowe'en?
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:00, 109 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Weekend plans!!!!
I can't believe that it's Friday and no one has asked about any weekend plans yet.
Is no one doing anything?
Tonight is record night for me.
I want to go to the Supersonic Festival tomorrow night, but I'm broke.
Sunday, I'm taking little tangle to a gig.
Tell us all the mundane details of your weekend.

Alt: I want to buy the Eccentronic Research Council's LP, but can't justify it this side of pay day. I hope there is still stock by then.
This isn't really a question, but if anyone wants to buy it for me, gaz me yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:19, 128 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

pricks

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 11:14, 73 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Traffic sucks arse.
And why do buses get lanes? Where the fuck do all these poor people need to be in a hurry?

Alt: I saw the Rolling Stones up close last night, they is well old. What sleb have you seen looking less than their best?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 8:16, 202 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

welcome back Noel!
You racist noncing prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:05, 51 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

long thread day
has life come back to OT or is everyone just bored at work? whom do you believe is the saviour of OT?

alt: so, jimmy savile. did he do it? all of it? how did he have time to do anything else?

altalt: first word that pops into your head?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:32, 117 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread then
Electric pants: www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19946428

This reminds me of those devices that they used to sell that would zap your muscles and allow you to exercise while you were sat in front of the telly eating crisps.

Invent an electric item of clothing.

Alt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19760006 - what's your wifi name? And password?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:44, 214 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So Emanuelle is dead
What's the best porn?

Also the energy supply system is broken, what would you change about it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:08, 262 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dead thread is dead
10 years ago this very day I started seeing Mrs Cow. This involved a Paul Weller gig, hats, sambucca and fire.

Tell me your tales of odd hookups and breakups. Swipe, no bedshitter please.

Alt:
Favourite childhood toy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:17, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning thread
Anyone else see how this kind of stuff could be awkward, or useful (depending on your point of view), on, for example, a first date?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19664161

alt: Cuddly pet or dangerous pet?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:36, 245 replies, latest was 13 years ago)