*stands over vanquished thread*
so anyhow, I was bracing myself for annoying trick or treat kids, but then a fireman came to the door and just gave me a leaflet about fire safety. Is that supposed to scare me?

Trick or treat: annoying and stupid or REALLY annoying and stupid?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:05, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Pricks.
What was on Sky when you were young?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:22, 103 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What will you all be dressing up as tonight?
I love Halloween and dressing up. I'm going to dress as Dwayne Dibberly (which is really the Cat from Red Dwarf) from Red Dwarf. Then I'm going to watch The Monster Squad, it's got a great bit (SPOILERS!) where a wolfman gets kicked in the bollocks.

Alt: What were the skies like when you were young?
/mb
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:15, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What will you all be dressing up as tonight?
I love Halloween and dressing up. I'm going to dress as Dwayne Dibberly (which is really the Cat from Red Dwarf) from Red Dwarf. Then I'm going to watch The Monster Squad, it's got a great bit (SPOILERS!) where a wolfman gets kicked in the bollocks.

Alt: What were the skies like when you were young?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:14, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread
So some people in New York will be without electricity for over a week.

What would you do if you didn't have electricity for a week?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:01, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Soz Q but that one's shite.
Rubbish on paper/great in real life:

I just nommed some spaghetti rings on toast. On paper, pasta on toast sounds fucking dreadful but it was v good. What else *should* be shit but is actually great?

Alt: what *should* be great on paper but is in reality shit?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:06, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sorry but i'm not letting monty's thread get more replies than mmps's
no way
(quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:08, 64 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah that's quite enough of that I'd say.
Recommend something.

* Yes ha ha OK hee hee I'll follow your recommendation to oh ho delete my ha ha account zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Alt: warn against something.

* Yes ha ha OK hee hee I'll follow your warning never to tee hee post on here again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 10:53, 23 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the stupid cunt in the team behind has brought in masks and hats for her drones to wear.
this level of enforced fun is, unsurprisingly, not fun for any of the poor fuckers. what shit are you forced to do at work?

what strange parent type things have you done recently?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:21, 183 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Travel
So this afternoon I fly home. Unfortunately I have to travel with RyanAir, so I know in advance it will be a shit experience.

Tell me your tales of travel; the worse the better, so I can feel better about my journey.

Alt: which B3tan that's stopped posting do you miss the most?

AltAlt: YM etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 7:46, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I love a good laugh.
Which is why I'm going to watch the Pride of Britain Awards on ITV.

What are you doing this evening?

Alt: Give an award to a deserving member of the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:01, 91 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Who is he worst B3tan you've met in real life?
Who is currently the biggest cunt you know and why?

alt: fucking fish fingers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:27, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Anything for a new thread
I had to go to Hoxton for work earlier, to a hotel it was as shit and trendy as you'd expect.

Where;'s the worst place you've had to go on a job?
Mine's probably Winnersh Triangle.

Alt: Getting dark early is doing my head in, I feel like it's bedtime by the time I get home, what pisses you off most about this time of year.

ALtAlt: we really nede a cool name for our gang.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:06, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What are you having for lunch?
Alt: what sort of phone do you have?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:05, 164 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So
B3th's Uncool Gang

vs

Monty's Internet Hardman Club

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY&feature=player_detailpage#t=178s

Who's side are you on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:04, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hi guys! Positive replies only please!!!!
Do you like crisps? What about biscuits and nommy cayke????

Alt: 'Ains' Harriott was on that British Food Revival programme last night campaigning to save MUSTARD. Seriously, tough one 'Ains' - no-one eats mustard any more do they? He was stood in some town centre, handing out gourmet sausages in buns with mustard on them. Incredibly, they proved to be popular!!! Thank God for people like 'Ains' who help save rare artisan foods which are rarely eaten any more. Next week, Gary Rhodes says 'save our Greggs'. FFS wot a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:14, 121 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm going to do this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-20128321

I'm doing the Lyke Wake Walk soon too. What are you going to do? Will you do it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:06, 143 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm off to London for the day.
I'm hoping that I encounter swipe and do whatever it is that visitors to London do that irritates her so much.
How would you like to annoy a b3tan today?

Alt: In the absence of anotherwanker we're missing someone to be rude to b3th and generally goad other users. Can you fill in for him?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:27, 167 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dear mods.
Please stop stepping/banning funny posters. Ultimately your site suffers a great deal more as a result - in the end you run a very real risk of having nothing but Wilf-style positive threads and I am certain I speak for everyone except 'The Resident Loon' when I say we don't want that.

I am prepared to take a week's stepping myself in exchange for the revoking of AW's ban so that there can be at least some humour on here in amongst the fucking crisp reviews (yeah thanks Jeff).

Alt: shut up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:25, 12 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Anotherwanker has been stepped.
Let's have an evening thread to celebrate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 20:31, 32 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fancy dress; all good fun or wakkiness gone too far?
What was the best fancy dress outfit you ever wore?

alt:when were you last shit scared?

altalt: best sausage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:10, 262 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

pricks

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:12, 190 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm in a good mood this morning for maybe the first time in a month
In what is not in any way a positivity thread tell me what last put you in a good mood.

Alt: I'm off on a site visit tomorrow to replace a server, that feels awfully grown up, what did you last do that made you feel like an adult?

AltAlt: I covered my plastic Christmas tree in Halloween decoration over the weekend, it looks well cool, what was the last childish thing you did that brought you pleasure?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:58, 84 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning all.
I went to see the new James Bond film yesterday. It was 'quite good'. Then went out to dinner at one of those Brazilian meat restaurants. It was 'quite good'. Hawklords on Friday night was 'really rather good'.

What did you do?

Alt: What's happening for you this week?

Bonus ball: Front cover of today's Sun is 'Glitter's Ten Hour Sex Quiz' - now I'm all for 'edgy' TV but I really don't think that's going to be a ratings winner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:22, 266 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Generic Evening Thread
You good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 21:08, 15 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Anyone know how I can access BBC iplayer in Poland?
Some sort of mirror site or something? The only ones I have found want money.

I am in my hotel and bored.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:53, 41 replies, latest was 13 years ago)