Good morning all I think Windy Pig is Lovely, who else is lovely?
Alt: So India seems to know what they really need to cure
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-22535673
Should countries aim to cure their national virus/ailment if so what should some other countries aim towards?

Alt:alt: What is funny? Show your workings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:03, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Its 'conscientious objector day' or some shit.
What do you make of that? On the one hand I think refusing to take part in perceived immoral warfare or atrocities and having the bottle to go to prison and become a paraiah for your convictions is perhaps admirable - but on the other, in some circumstances I think if you refuse to fight then you're a fucking coward. You joined the army to do a job and you do what you're fucking told, it's not a democracy and you have to follow orders or the whole thing's fucked.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:24, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning the internet.
refreshingnews99.blogspot.in/2013/05/swaziland-makes-it-illegal-for-witch-to.html

What laws do you think a bit silly and why?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:19, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who is your favourite out of bon iver and mumford and sons

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 May 2013, 22:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've chosen the prawns, followed by sticking beef ribs.
What are you consuming?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:15, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yo homes.
Which internetter that you've met do you wish you'd killed? I had a pretend fight with baldmonkey and he pulled a kitchen knife. I should have chibbed the cunt. Soz to everybody.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:09, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good evening shitcunts.
Which B3tan that you've not met would you most like to meet?

Alt: should I have king prawns in squid ink to start or new season asparagus topped with a poached egg?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:40, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey Guys,
I've just been to a really dull recruitment event. The candidates had to make a dress out of a bin bag, that was nice.
In fact it was a bit bullshit, and one of the guys i interviewed spent a lot of time slagging off his old manager, that was stupid.
What is the stupidest thing you've heard someone do in an interview situation?

Alt: Fill me in on todays LOLs,

Altalt: look at me like that again and I'll fucking nut you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 May 2013, 15:48, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm gonna go and get a cup of tea and maybe a time out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:35, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to cook some pulled pork tonight.
based on this recipe
m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/31/how-to-cook-perfect-pulled-pork

Tell my your pork based stories?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:41, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fucking hell. In the couple of hours it's taken me to get to Poland, the threads below are all you've been able to come up with?
You should be ashamed.

When were you last ashamed (apart from when doing my mum obvs)?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:00, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'll save you, off-topic
so angie's tits have been done, but what about yours? ever had any elective surgery? what stops you?

alt: who is the worst human being in the World?

altalt: who is the best?

altaltalt: orange juice: with pulp or without?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:15, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mix Tapes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:12, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell me about your fruit woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:27, 74 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oooh, who wants some nommy cayke?
Fuck off, pricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:34, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who wants a cup of tea?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 6:33, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so what's the plan for breakfast

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 23:44, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll bung an evening thread in then, eh?
This is out of being bored with working, rather than any altruistic opening to let the less engaged have an opportunity to present theirselves to a distinctively limited audience.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:25, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anybody still here?
Why does nobody hang around after 5 to entertain me? You're all very selfish.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:02, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In the immortal words of Phil Daniels I'm having a cup of tea and 'thinkin' abaht leavin' the 'ouse'. What do you think about when drinking hot drinks?
Other than MM, obvs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread ended up smelling of nerd so I've fucked off here instead.
I'm seeing an old, old chum tomorrow who is a Master Thatcher. He's in town thatching a roof at the Chelsea Flower Show. It's fucking hard work but I think that's a great job, nice traditional English craft. I expect that I'd be shit at it but I detest managing people and office drudgery so it appeals.

What job do you fancy? A real job not 'bong tester' or what have you, don't be a prick.

Alt: who of all the people you know has the best job, in your opinion? It can be you and good luck to you if it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:02, 247 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hangover update: gone.
That'll be the extra couple of hours wanking sleep I've just had.

So this evening I have to go to marriage guidance. What's the fucking point?

Alt: what pointless exercise do you have to go through this week?

AltAlt: tomorrow I'm back off to Poland, when are you next going abroad?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:29, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Drinking
It's fucking great. Tell me your tales of the sorry/hilarious states you've managed to get yourself into please

Alt:
Aches and pains. I was uphill gardening yesterday and then painting until 10pm. I fucking HURT today. Are you hurting?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:19, 234 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Richard Branson lost a bet and dressed up as a Air hostess or something.
He has a right laugh doesn't he?

Have you ever won/lost a bet?

Alt: Tell me your drag tales!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:13, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

today is going to be fucking horrible for me
I'm hungover, short staffed and skint. What about you?

Alt: anything good happening for you this week?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:44, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who wants a hug?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:42, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who wants a fight?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:02, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:42, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 May 2013, 14:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)