so it's 20 years today since the horrific m40 minibus crash
do you always wear your seatbelt? what other tiny acts of rebellion do you commit?

alt: what really creeps you out?

altalt: what was the last thing you ate?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:25, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello?
*looks around nervously*

Why am I not finding out about people's weekends, RIGHT HERE?!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 8:59, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:40, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just having a medicinal pint. What are yew up to owt or nowt?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 13:49, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wait, what the fuck have you cunts done with Monty?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:49, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

happy Saturday everyone
what are you up to, apart from not posting on here? I'm off to brave the tourists for lunch with some girlfriends in covent garden...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 10:49, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nakers is a fucking prick. It's Friday night.
Tell me how you're using your weekend to pretend that your life isn't actually an endless parade of mundanity and quiet desperation.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:21, 230 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

39 more sleepiepoos till Chrimblepops!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:08, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hello.
How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:16, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Idiocy
Apart from some of my statements on here, give us some examples of idiocy you have seen recently.

www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/itv-daybreak-viewers-left-baffled-by-wrong-time-on-1-channels-clock-8938944.html

These thick cunts have a twitter page dedicated to them @DaybreakDimwits

alt. Any nice food plans over the weekend?
I'm looking at some German Cuisine to go with the Christmas Market food and drink I will be getting tomorrow.

altalt. How good are you at D.I.Y (no, not masturbation, you're all wizards at that)? I'm contemplating wrecking my flat next year but have no idea how to go about it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:28, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

70% of your body heat dissappears through your head, so wear a hat.
I think this is bollocks, what urban myths / old wives' tales do you know to be or think are bollocks?
Alt, what is a saying or phrase you think overused?"Back in the day", is one I use myself, I have no ides where it appeared from or why. It suddenly seemed to be everywhere, and really makes no sense.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:11, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh go on then
Not only am I terrible drunk, I'm also a junkie.

How low can you go?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:01, 93 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I found a secret beer I didn't know about! What have you found?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:19, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you think we.should spunk out dosh for space.exploration?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24931002
The sector seems to be.growing. Should this sort thing be purely rayed on financial.terms?
Alt, the worst item of clothing you own. That is, others think it is crap but you like it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best 3 nights
Worst 3 nights


Come on, people! I'm trying to keep the posts going here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:49, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i went to see some parrots yesterday
and had hundreds of them clambering all over me, eating seed off various bits of my shoulders and arms and hands and head. I loved it. I sent my friend the picture, and she said, "fuck me that's horrific, like something out of Jurassic park. urgh, look at their scratchy claws and flappy wings."

what do you like that other people would hate, or be terrified of? are you vanilla and mainstream, or EDGY?

alt: LUNCH, OF COURSE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:11, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

10 words
Describe yourself in 10 words - either your physical appearance or what you are like

Alt:
Describe another b3tan in 10 words
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:12, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Birds and the bees
Good morning to the few off topicers that remain.
As I was putting baby tangle to bed last night I could hear giggles and incredulity from little tangle.
It transpired that mrs tangle had decided that bedtime was a good time to answer his direct line of questioning on the facts of life.
So, over breakfast this morning, I had The Talk with him and explained as best I could.
How old were you when you learned about such matters? Who did you learn from, your parents or your friends?
Or did you borrow Albert Marshmallow's grainy VHS?
Do you still have unanswered questions that we can help you with?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:33, 74 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright bummoes?
How's tricks?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:42, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Life... Oh life. Do do do doooooo
Generally speaking are you happy with where you are in life or do you strive for more? Do you seek money, a good job, family, happiness, all of the above?

I'm very happy with plodding along at a general pace. I earn enough to get by. I'm sure Im missing out on stuff but general well being has to rule all, right?

Alt. Your favorite films.

altalt. Things you would put into room 101.

COME ON OT. Let's get the old fires burning again!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:23, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Kroney, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:31, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WHO LIKES ICECREAM!

( Peej, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:51, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that cunt, if he's going to start a thread and then not participate in it.
So the popular page* is shit and hasn't seen anything new since last week.
This is your opportunity to be funny and make us all LOL and click and write 'POTD!!!'
Go.

Alt: Anyone know any other websites I can dick around on now there is no one left here?



*And all of you, by default
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:32, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm off for a snooze.
Afternoon snoozes are ace. Discuss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:23, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We're doooooooomed, I tell you.
Last week, I was listening to a group of 'youngsters' at work, trying to decide if Devon was in Cornwall. Eventually they decided it wasn't, because it was a county on its own.
Then one of them knowledgeably intoned "anyway, Cornwall's in Norfolk, so it can't be."

Later in the week, I heard a couple of teenagers when I was out shopping, describing something as 'perfection'. They then had a heated discussion about the adjective to describe perfection. They eventually settled on 'perfectionary'.

Is the future of our great nation royally fucked? Tell us tales of head-desk stupidity you've heard recently.

Alt: talk about food if you want. You probably will anyway, you fat bastard.

AltAlt: Scoff and mock, like you're too cool to join in a conversation because you're better than the rest of us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:50, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, turns out Monty had a bit of a breakdown before he killed himself.
metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-inn-guest-hurled-racist-abuse-with-fire-extinguisher-hose-up-his-bottom-4184507/

Who's next?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:09, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)