who is the world's biggest bellend?
alt: if you had £10,000 to give away, who would you give it to, and why?

altalt: what would you skywrite?

altaltalt: I don't know, talk amongst yourselves, the questions are pretty fucking academic most of the time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:17, 249 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have just seen a mobility scooter on the back of a recovery lorry.
What's the most random thing you've seen recently?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:41, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My contribution to 'Rubbish Thread Day'
Charity.
Do you contribute? Have a direct debit? Personally I don't know where I would put a snow leopard. I sometimes give to the shaky tin people (Parkinsons) and give my old tat to charity shops, but apart from that, no. I feel money should be given by those who have too much.

Alt. Guilty pleasures.
I listen to Roxette and quite fancy Martin Freeman.
What are your guilty pleasures?

AltAlt. Weekend food lunch plans.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:16, 259 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think Phil should've ordered his wife's birthday present sooner than the day before her birthday.
Or do what I do and just let her buy it herself.
What are you lot getting my missus for her birthday?
It's next month so you've plenty of time.

Alt: I don't really like cheese and onion crisps, but I find a perverse pleasure in eating them, akin to smelling your own bad farts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:33, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's past ten and Dozer is a prick. It's time for something more edgy.
What's your favourite kind of Ironic-It's-Just-Jokes-Like-On-Top-Gear Internet Prejudice?

alt: big fat cocks

altalt: breasts
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:06, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:57, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have work to do, from home
So obviously I had a look online at a new Bar-B-Q, and now I'm looking at 'outdoor kitchens' - what entirely unnecessary stuff do you lust after?

Alt. Feel free to share what boring shit you plan to cook tonight.
(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:09, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey you! Good evening! Haha, only me innit.
What are you doing? I wonder if it's the same as what I'm doing? Cor, the possibilities are endless!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:22, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nothing like a bit of casual racism to get the afternoon going.
As Thursday draws to a close, do you have anything to look forward to this weekend?
Why not? Do you not have any friends? Someone to share life's joys with?

Alt. Workmates. Do you like the people where you work? Any annoying traits? Vent them here.
I sit in the vicinity of one of the most negative people ever. Always moaning about the temperature, the data she works off, smells of people's food. She needs a good kick in the cunt really.

AltAlt. Yo Momma.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:27, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

apart from the pakis, which minority group do you really despise?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:14, 244 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What a prick.
metro.co.uk/2014/01/22/green-fingers-prisoner-posts-selfie-with-home-grown-cannabis-plant-4273640/
Who else has been prickish recently?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:59, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fight club!
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/charles-saatchi-challenges-spectator-journalist-taki-to-a-cage-fight-after-nigella-column-9077408.html
Are you a lover or a fighter? When was the last time it got physical and did you win?
I've had one or two scraps in my time. mainly at school where it was either be bullied or fight back and have a good time throughout your education.
I've been quite chivalrous to friends when out too. Few times Men being rude to lady friends have been forcibly escorted from a bar.

Alt. Following from the foodwrong mentions in the other thread, what strange concoctions do you like to eat?

AltAlt. Still following your new year changes? I have actually been incorporating more exercise.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:55, 134 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bastard supermarkets
So Tesco have taken over a site near me than was one of the best Sichuan restaurants near me. This pisses me off.

Apparently one in every £7 spent in UK retail is spent in Tescos.

Would you avoid using supermarkets if you could?

Alt: ketchup or brown sauce?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:49, 196 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So I'm assuming you've all been escorted off your employers' premises, with b3th's MODEDIT coming too late to save your jobs.
What job would you like to do, now that you have to start again?

Alt: In the meantime, while you are applying for these jobs, you may as well learn a new skill.
What will it be?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:34, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I say, that Frog chap below seems awfully angry
alright peeps what's shaking?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 23:05, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You're all losers eating rustlers burgers and chicago town frozen pizzas for your dinner, washed down with handfuls of cheap crisps and value lager.
Alt: get fucked
Altalt: shit off
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:01, 241 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've been on nights.
Anyone want to summarise today's happenings?

alt: pricks

altalt: what's the biggest shit you've ever passed?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, 217 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon all!
What we all got for lunch then, eh?
Beef rendang and noodles for me.

Alt. www.elitesingles.co.uk/
So yeah, this happened. The girl they are using to sell it aint much to look at.
How elitist are you?
I'm pretty much down to earth. A fair few on here do like to look down on folk (or in the case of Battered, up).

AltAlt. Who will be next to die on B3ta and why?
I see a Gill getting knifed from Pookie soon. Getting slightly stalkerish over 'frogcock'
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:52, 233 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:59, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

with Frog having 'done a Chimpy' and hanged himself in the woods
Please use this thread to share your memories of the amphibious Folkestone lothario.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:05, 314 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning shitcunts.
Think of your own question, I can't be bothered.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 7:54, 184 replies, latest was 11 years ago)