what a lovely day!
Now, we need some fresh meat up in here.
If you were wanting to entice new beetans, how would you go about it?
Shall we also sell out to the Daily Mirror like Th3mvsu5?
It is the intelligent tabloid after all (poxy oxy moron)

alt. Something about food.
Did you have a nice roast over the Easter?
I sure did.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:08, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This Man Asked a Computer Virus Scam Caller if What He Was Doing Made Him Feel Good. His Response Will Blow Your Mind!
The prick asked "Well sir, you like to fuck your wife? You fuck her good and it feels good to fuck her? Well that how it feels for me to scam people"

Not bad I thought. He clearly doesn't know my wife though.

Scam/cold caller tales?

Alt. Ever been outwitted?
AltAlt n
( Peej, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 8:39, 59 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Easter Thread
Hahahaha nommy 'Zombie Jesus' yeah? Lol

Do you like tszombies? Will there be a tszombie apocalypse? Have you prepared for the tszombie uprising? Have you got an anti-tszombies bunker or a big gay knife to kill tszombies with?

Happy Easter
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:29, 43 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is ska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Iyxx086V4

Hi offtopics I'm drunk
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 4 Apr 2015, 0:37, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's Friday, I'm on holiday and it's raining
I was going to take the Doris and her mental Jack Russell* for a long countryside walk somewhere nice, hopefully finding a pub in which to have lunch along the way. Due to the shit British Easter weather I won't be doing that.

Other than DMAAKM what do you suggest I do? What are your plans for this first day off of the Easter weekend?

Alt: Are you working today? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*Jack Russells FTW
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 8:55, 129 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm working 2-10 today
Well, I say working...

I did actually do something work-related around 7:30. Now I demand you entertain me, dancing monkeys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:21, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on then, what are we all doing this Bank Hol?
I think I may fancy a night out tomorrow.
Got a potential suitor coming for sleepover on Sunday and that's about it.

any particular food plans?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:29, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright then,
where is everyone today?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:21, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

peter tobin y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:08, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

nommy-wommy brekkie-wekkies thread :)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 7:38, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Dozer is a prick thread

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 16:53, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

guyrim thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 16:05, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning OT! Its me Peej, Saviour of OT and it time for another successful Peej thread!
My parking permit is missing. Now I have to grovel to the parking bastard. he is a bastard too. and fat. a fat cunt parking bastard. When did you last have to grovel to someone you have utter contempt for?

Alt. APRIL FOOLS! Welcome to an utter shit day of wanky internet lol jokes. Lets face it, its no Spaghetti Harvest is it? When were you last fooled?
( Peej, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 8:31, 163 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

yeah, Jackie.
Now that the election campaigns are up and running, who are you voting for?
I still have no idea but I was swaying towards Conservatives. Who knew?!

alt. What are you up to this evening?
Ive got new Drag Race and a birra cooking (not curry)

altalt. favourite holidays.

or just chat, pull up a chair. what's on YOUR mind?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 18:07, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I finished House of Cards Season 3 yesterday - it's well good bruv
It's payday today, you treating yourself to anything this month?

For me it's all about the Apple Watch, can't fucking wait...Last month was all about xBone (gaymer tag: DoublePee ) - I got pretty much every game'n'accessory I want for like months'n'months so I don't need to spend any more on it. Anyone play Titanfall ,destiny or evolve? If so, i'll play with you if you want.

Alt: Tell me about your favorite meal, no centimental crap, we're just talking about the food.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:24, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Thread 2: Thread Harder
So... Tidal. Thoughts?
I think a load of already rich beyond their dreams celebrities asking you to pay a premium to stream their music so they get fair monies is a bit shit.
Do you stream music? Do you pay for your music? Does music make the people come together?

alt. Ive just bought a plane ticket, what have you just bought?
Mind they don't half try to fleece you for baggage. Its wise to shop around.

altalt. what small talk do you hate most?
People chatting shit about weather everyone is experiencing grinds.

lol
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:00, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Today is my anniversary. I have been married to the wife for 8 years.
I reckon its the longest time I done anything. Including jobs, houses kids etc.

Whats the longest thing you've spent time doing?

Extra points for YM, YD and line breaks.

Alt. Who should I use my super secret mod powers on and why?
( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 8:06, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

22.13 thread. Guess what I am drinking?
Extra points for spunk and YM.

Alt: Guess how much longer I am on holiday and therefore better than you, your families or anyone you have ever known?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:15, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What fantasy world would you like to be a part of?
I might pick Erinsborough due to the amount of spunks yerr!

Alt: I may need to go and buy my lunch. My options are Tesco, Asda and Greggs. What'll be?

Altalt: Touch someone and they die. Who gets it?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:24, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)