The cuntish jibes in QOTW answers.
There used to be a time where twats were slammed.

I've got rather bored of the charver-esque "responses" that some members of this site seem to think are acceptable, and that - to some extent - is why I started to come here less often.

Take this tosser for example. b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=40036&board=qotw
I've tried to find something in that long list of humourless abuse that actually GAVE something of used.... and failed.

As such I've noted down my thoughts on it in the answers to this.
b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1056540

Am I wrong? is this useless bile-filled twat a valued member of this society in some twisted way that I've overlooked?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:57, 226 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can see this going wrong in a hurry
I've found the best way to deal with anyone who tries to be a cunt is to ignore them. There's no point trying to shout them down, nor be funnier than them.

Fuck em, they can be angry all they like.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You may well be right...
But if Ross-almighty REALLY called you a Dickhead, should you be listened to? ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Not my fault he misheard me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Have you written down the story somewhere?
.. I'd love to read it :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

No way of saying this without it sounding odd/someone saying he isn't funny
He was on stage, talking about having sex with ghosts, but how you'd require Derek Acorah to hear what they were saying. Then, 'Derek' stopped halfway through and said 'I've got a message from your Nan'. Ross 'asked' what the message was, I shouted 'Get off me!'. (For those who are a little slow, I'm indicating he was humping ghost Nan)

He misheard me shouting 'get on with it', and took the piss for a few minutes about being impatient. Then, at the end, he dedicated rounds of applause to those who had been involved in the show, and for me said "And give a clap, singular, to the impatient dickhead up there!"

Was initially going to correct him, but found it too funny to have him take the piss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

:)
Brilliant!

Saw him love once, and then bought the DVD filmed the next day. Two shows, same title, only 10% in common. Outstanding.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You saw him love?
Peering through his bedroom window were you, you voyeuristic pervert?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

There's plenty of point in being funnier than them
it's hard to be intentionally funny when you're on a moral high horse filled with indignant rage though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Very true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Master that....
.. and you'll rule the world.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ... Jon Stewart.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

See the things he gets angry about actually matter
not someone being a bit sarcastic at someone else on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

but but but but...
but it matters to *Meeee*

I hate it when people are needlessly cuntish. :o(

It give me an unhappies.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Then, most seriously, you are wasting your time here.
/OT is not in any way representative of b3ta in general, or more specifically, how b3ta was several years ago. You need to stop, take several deep breaths and remember that none of this is bloody real.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

sssssssh
it's threads like this one where people get amusing.

if you piss on it, we'll end up with more reams of what's for lunch (nothing for me as have fancy client dinner tonight) and what people are doing at the weekend (urgh what am i not doing this weekend, my life is ridiculous at the moment).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I bet you're not wrestling a bear covered in vaseline
this weekend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

hey
if that's your nickname for "sex", you carry on using it, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

haha ... errr... yeah.
I was merely trying to find something you weren't doing this weekend in response to your post. My own bear-wrestling is another thing altogether.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

seriously
it's ok. nobody is judging you.

well, except all of us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Whilst I agree, in principle, with your point - taking anything on B3ta too seriously is a Bad Idea, as I've had pointed out to me in the past -
this is nonetheless a public forum and everyone who contributes to it is entitled to an opinion as to what constitutes acceptable behaviour. I don't personally understand why people treat any corner of the internet as a place to abuse and offend people, and nor do I understand why such behaviour can be passed off as "just silly internet banter" by others. Whilst I accept that the majority rule is "meh, I can't be arsed with people like him, not worth getting worked up about, is it", Humpty or anyone else is entitled to express a contrary opinion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

because the world is full of weirdos
and the virginal dullards who would previously have spent their lives as silent pen pushers and data administrators can now spunk all over the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Obviously, this too
but you'd be foolish to assume just because people are cunts on the internet they are automatically dullards or idiots. And you'd be especially foolish to think you'll come close to winning a pissing contest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

it's like anything else
some of them are cunts, some of them aren't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm not saying Humpty hasn't got the right to his opinion
of course he does. But there's a difference between "expressing an opinion" and "complaining that your opinion isn't the way things are done"

firstly, it's pointless, because it won't work and you'll come out of it looking like a fool. It's like walking into a lion's enclosure and trying to persuade them to vegetarian. Secondly, the majority, including those who set up and run the website, don't want it to work, because bile is part of b3ta's ethos. And thirdly, why on earth waste your time getting upset about something that isn't real?

The fact that it's a public forum is irrelevant. No-one makes people post here. There is a corner of the internet for everyone. If people don't like the abuse here, you're in the wrong corner. Accept that rather than pointlessly try and change that corner to make it the fluffy place you want.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I see your point
and will happily accept that attempting to change the established order is a futile gesture. On the most basic level, it seems like a shame that someone can get stick for objecting to trolling. However you're absolutely bloody right about the ethos of the website, and must concede that your argument has greater validity and weight than mine. Well played, sir.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I will also caveat my point
by saying that there are limits, and unfortunately only an individual knows what the limits are. I've "done a humpty" a few times on /talk over the years but never to a troll, it's just provoking the response that the troll is after.

For instance, I come here much more than /talk now, not because I can't take the cuntiness, but because the discussions are better, IMO. And I thought you deserved a wanker like me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Good job there isn't a "one in/one out" policy on wankers then, eh Chompy
Once again I appear to have allowed this subject matter to get my back up when I should know better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm not saying you shouldn't object to trolls
I think I've not made myself clear. But actually complaining to the troll, in the thread they are trolling in, is pointless. And getting uspet about trolls is pointless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Another good point
I've found that complaining about trolls to anyone is usually met by a barrage of "MTFU"s and arguments that I shouldn't take things so seriously. That's what annoys me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

"Do not feed the Troll"
Is an excellent mantra anywhere online, DF, not just here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Hahaha
The funny thing is that I only started frequenting this site cos I liked the Image Challenges. I'm still not sure why I stuck around, or keep coming back. I seem irretrievably drawn to this place, like innocent passers-by caught in Beth Ditto's own personal gravitational pull
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

There was only /board when I started here
but, as I said before, when /talk started it was very much like it is here now. Which is partly why I prefer it here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I've never been on /Talk
I hear horror stories
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

BEING SARCASTIC AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS EXACTLY HOW HITLER GOT STARTED
Joking aside, I'm with Humpty on this one. There are various people on QOTW who I'd happily kneecap if I ever I met them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Yeah but no offense you're a fucking spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

INTERNET HARDMANNING
Darth is clearly an 8th Dan ninja stood tall at 8foot 2
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

5'11" sadly
The rest is true though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Why the fuck do you get so upset with online twatting about?
It's not an online ballroom board.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Pet hate
Personal choice. Call it what you will. I just don't get the appeal of online abuse. Feel free to enlighten me.

I am intrigued by the idea of an online Ballroom forum. I imagine it would be inhabited by insufferably pretentious people. Let's find out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I can't be arsed going into it, but see Badger above
Without the abuse this place would simply be monotony, shit people beaking about their shit hood butter lives, with food and weekends thrown in for good measure.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

AKA Home Sweet Home threads.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Their spirit lives on in the evening shift :((
I can't be the only person to have noticed
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Then stay on /talk in the evenings.
Simple!
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

BGB is running me off the board!!!1!1!1!!!1

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The only thing that pissed me off about the HSH threads is that the people in them were fine abou it.
Then some people came along and said this is shit and moaned and moaned about it. If it was shit then why join the thread?
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

That's how the Nazi's got into power.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Not a bad point really
also points for the Hood-Butter reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Abuse is rarely funny.
Taking the piss is.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Mostly, though
the distinction between abuse and taking the piss depends on the recipient's sense of humour. This is an online site universally known for very borderline stuff. I'd argue 90% of the time if you're getting offended it's your sensitivity rather than the commenter's nastiness that is the problem. The other 10% is where the problem lies, but BranynDedd's trolling isn't anywhere near that.

Some of the abuse that was trolled at, say, Tourette's, in the past, is in the unacceptable 10% category and I happily said so, on talk, at the time. But there is an issue here - I'm not justifying cunty behaviour, but if you post on a public forum deeply personal information which would hurt you if used abusively, then while you don't deserve abuse you can hardly be surprised about it.

I think that it's a bit double-standard really. What Humpty is saying is a version of "you'd never say that kind of stuff to someone in a pub but it's somehow OK on the internet?" ... but the response is "you'd never stand up in a pub an announce you were abused as a child to strangers" either. You can't really have your own way on one and not the other.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You have a point.
But I do think that abuse is very different to piss taking and nothing to do with the recipient's sense of humour. It's to do with the abusers intention. Whether to poke fun, (even if close to the bone), or to make someone upset.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

That, I concede, is true - although again that's just as much down to the recipient's interpretation
But that's part of the online world, and on a public site that will never go away. A lot less of the stuff on here is genuinely meant to upset than people think. At most all a troll is looking for is a rise, so why give them it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I agree.
Which is something I've learnt not to do. Rory has tried a couple of times to get a rise out of me and I think he's cottoning on now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

(!)

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Your congenital incapability to go more than 5 minutes without being a dick never ceases to amaze me
No offence.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You're an easy target I can't resist it.
It's pretty much how you feel when a guy bends over in front of you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Brilliant
Explain your motivation for calling me a fucking spastic in this context, if you would
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Because you were saying you care enough about what happens on here
to "happily kneecap" people you don't really know in real life.
That's ridiculous. There is absolutly no reason to wish anyone on b3ta harm for what they do on b3ta, just think through that chain of events. The way you seem to think that your position is somehow morally justified is also hilarious, YEAH STRING UP THE BULLIES. That's just wrong.

But about 60% of why I called you a fucking spastic is because I knew you would act like a fucking spastic as soon as I called you a fucking spastic, you fucking spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I accepted some time ago that you and I are never going to get on
but surely someone as intelligent as you can see the inherent flaw in chastising me for taking B3ta too seriously and then assuming that when I say I'd "happily kneecap" someone I absolutely mean it. Do I strike you as someone who goes round starting fights? Look at my hair, for fuck's sakes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

The whole point was I was taking a post differently to how you meant it.
That's how half these arguments start, and it's inherent to nearly everything text based, especially something as quickly writen as this. That's why you shouldn't ever take anything seriously on here.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

This is why we're never going to get on
You make an absolutely brilliant point here in response to a question which I posed which I now consider to have been satisfactorily answered. But you had to call me a fucking spastic several times first, presumably to fill some sort of quota
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It was only 5 times stop being so sensitive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

What's your cut-off for "several" then?
Your abject lack of any sense of grace is most unbecoming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's part of my charm
.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Never heard it called that before
but then I can't imagine many people have used the word "charm" with reference to you, so I assume you think said word means something else.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Just ignore them Humpty.
They lose interest after a while.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

aahhh... BGB....
The pierced play-thing of dreams.

I've usually found that while mosquitos are annoying and do go away after a while, I get a lot more pleasure from squashing them flat.

The problem is, with tossers like this one, they'll enter a battle of wits even when unarmed.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

it's THE FUCKING INTERNET.
It's not real. You can't "squash them flat" and if you try, you'll look like a fool.

Stop and think about this. You're talking about a battle of wits? If you decide to take him on in his posts, it's fairly obvious which one of you is actually carrying the intelligence. Why do people rise to this?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Thanks, I'm just lolling at braynndeads answers

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Me too
Humpty, you've united myself and Chompy. The UN has desperate need of someone like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I thought that...
.. chemical weapons were no longer allowed?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Human rights lawyers have ensured that you can no longer be expelled from the Assembly for farting
Fill yer boots
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

My reluctance to post in QOTW of late has been mostly down to the trolls who lurk there, waiting for an opportunity to needlessly be cunts
I think Monty will agree with me on this point, although I'm sure he'll also rebuke me for my split infinitive above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Mine is mainly down to laziness
I had a story for last week, but I just couldn't be arsed writing it. Plus, it required me to think about my last housemate, and his existence simply fills me with rage.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I have to admit this part is also true of me
apart from the specifics, which I'm too lazy to list.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'm fine being on here, because it's not often an post will take more than 30 seconds to write.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

A man after my own heart
Not literally; don't get jealous, ladies.

(17 seconds)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Who are you, Youssou N'Dour?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

That was 7 Seconds
but I'm grateful that you didn't accuse me of being Neneh Cherry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Sorry, where's the split infinitive?
I think you're ok there.

EDIT: Ah, seen it,
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

There was something about classics and stuff on radio 4 this morning.
at about 9:15 most of it went over my head but it might interest you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Ooh, I'll have a look on Listen Again
I need to get back into my Radio 4 dayyz
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

We're so middle class.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Listen Again FTW
... use it all the time.

I live in Sweden Y'know ;)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'm reading a book written by a Swede at the minute
You'll never guess which one.

Sorry, no idea why I thought you'd like to know that, it's just a coincidence that I come into contact with a resident of Sweden whilst enjoying a non-pornographic export of that country for possibly the first time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

'My family and other vegetables'?
Ah well, it's not the first book written by a vegetable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Never heard of it
So no. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets' Nest, the third book in the Millennium Trilogy, which EVERYONE has read, it would appear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

No it isn't
www.amazon.co.uk/Tongue-Subnormality-seventies-Joseph-Deacon/dp/0855370173
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

-preens-
I was almost called Miranda, which is fairly fucking middle class, especially with my surname. Though my mother knew the reference to Shakespeare, which is why she liked it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

when our next door neighbours moved in a while ago
their three kids were called peter, jessica and portia. "they must be shakespeare fans," i commented to my mother.

no. they were from essex. and i kid you not, it was porscha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ugh, such peasantry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You mean they named their child after a car manufacturer...
...and spelt it incorrectly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

aye
my mother took them flowers and she said thanks but could she borrow a vase as she normally used a milkbottle but the milkman hadn't been yet.

the marriage didn't last long. she and the kids were back in essex within about a year. he and his new missus are still there, but the new missus is from (peru, i think, might be argentina) and her sister got arrested swiping stuff from the wilmslow waitrose. it was quite the scandal in the wilmslow express, which will mean something to precisely 2 people here (aa and lampers).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I like that she's made an effort to fit in with the locals
by committing upmarket robbery. Or is it simply that your area is so posh that the nearest Asda is too far a drive to be bothered to thieve at?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

i've never seen an asda near us
there might be one in stockport i guess but that's about 30 mins away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

ASDA in Stockport Centre, and a massive one near the Trafford Centre.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

i hate the trafford centre with a passion
it takes 30 mins to get into the car park, and 60 mins to get out. stupid design. westfield you're in and out in seconds, AND they have coloured lights above the bays so you don't piss around driving up and down aisles that are all full.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

The Trafford Centre is a souless, horrific place.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Whilst I appreciate your answer is factual
it could be perceived as "Asda? Near ME?! Perish the thought, I would never inhabit such a depraved locale".

Which is inaccurate, I'm sure, but amusing.

To me.

just me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

no, no
it's pretty much bang on the money.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Good to know
I love posh girls
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

fur coat no knickers
that's me.

except that i'm allergic to fur, so it's more like a cream and camel cashmere belted coat with a giant pair of oversized sunglasses, a designer handbag and killer boots. and no knickers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I have no idea what you said here
between "no knickers" and "no knickers"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

and people think you're gay?
unless it's just that you want to wear them yourself, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

My IRL friends like to accuse me of being gay for the usual stereotypical reasons that (I assume) motivate our fellow B3tans to level the same falsehood
but they would all of them, to a man, tell you that I'm actually a horrendous flirt, and would advise against leaving me alone with their girlfriend. Jokingly. I think. Apart from my best friend's boyfriend, they're in an open relationship so he doesn't give a shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Hahah excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I certainly do agree
that your reluctance to post in QOTW of late has been mostly down to the trolls who lurk there.

You maybe a cock-muncher but I don't have any reason to think you're a liar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ironic
I'm actually not a cock-muncher but I am a compulsive liar, as you could probably guess if you read some of my QOTW posts.

There's an obvious Tweedledum/dee (told you I was lazy) brain teaser to be posited here about how only one of the above statements can be true but I absolutely cannot be arsed to compose it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

i am totally stealing the phrase "bile-filled twat"
it will come in handy in my job.

hello stranger, where/how the very devil have you been?? xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx
LUNCHTIME!!!!

have smooches to make up for absence.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

that is not enough smooching
to make up for years and years of absence.

the baby is nearly 5 now, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

OMFG.
You never told me. What's the little bastard called?

I'm enjoying reading what people think I meant.

I have no problem here with Trolling
I have no problem with people being a bit of a cunt from time to time.
What I do have a problem with is someone *consistently* being a cunt for no reason, while offering nothing of use to anyone.

Anyway R'sWipe... you know me.
and it would appear you have a 5 year-old chunk of me to remember me by.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

it's a virtual baby
which, after dinner last night was ruined by a chunk of crotchfruit, i can safely say is the very best kind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

isn't consistently being a cunt all the time just trolling, though?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Helleaux.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

hello light of my (internet) life
how are you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Not bad thank you.
I'm off to an exhibition at the Wellcome Collection this evening, about MASSIVE DRUGGES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

ooh, are you part of the exhibition?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I am an installation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

insPIRation
you mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

'A warning from history', perhpas...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

men want to be him, women want to be with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Women want to honk at me and shout 'phwooar' at me in North Finchley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

really? when did this happen?
i was in kensington, dammit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

6pm last night.
Four of them in a car. I 'lolled' and was rather flattered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

they had taste, clearly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It was the North Finchley Gary Oldman appreciation society on an outing to see the latest Harry Potter film.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They were genuinely not that bad looking and not overly 'hen night'
It was a shock initially as I thought I must have dropped something or whatever, then when I realised what they were on about I managed to laugh rather than running off in embarrassment. I'm so fucking cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Aw Shucks
I wanted to go to that and take the BF but he had a paranoid spaz attack and said he won't go as people will be filmed going in and out. WTF?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Good moaning

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

hello trouble

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I don't really think that anyone comes here to be a valued member of society, now do they?
Otherwise they'd do something useful rather than waste their life on an internet message board.

Entering into an argument with BraynDedd is going to make you look like a whiny prick. It just will. Really, just ignore it and get on with it. Seriz bizness, ONLINE
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

VALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I can't, man. There aren't enough paperclips in the WORLD.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

That's why I'll become a millionaire.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Oh man, he's the best new /talk character

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

new /talk character?
someone got past the dogs? AND baldmonkey? fucking hell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It's clearly a zany comedy account
I'm not sure it'll last :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I thought at first that it was designed purely to try to troll me
then I went, wow that's pretty egotistical. Now I've decided to ignore the whole thing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

There's no real legs in it.
No doubt a sexface cry for help
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Did you see Frisbee boys drunk online?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

He's teflon, he'll get over it
Misery drunk postings are the best
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

That in itself is an iherrant part of the prolblem
... because you can't have an argument with someone of such low calibre.

It'd be one person making valid statements and arguments, and another shouting "You're a CUNT"

My OP aim was more of a "I consider him to be much use as a rancid tramp's fecally smeared scrotum - am I alone" and "how did this become acceptable".

Standards Y'see... Standards.

*lights pipe*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not up for defending BraynDedd
he's perfectly capable of doing it himself. He might only post abuse on /QOTW (and I can't be bothered to get into the debate about /talk trolling /QOTW) but he's a reasonably sentient poster on /talk.

any form of argument online is like two blind men swordfighting in a crowded darkened room. Whoever wins, it's going to get messy and it's never going to be worth it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I can't see the point in this
All that will happen, if anything, is that he will be even more unnecessarily cuntish, just to piss you off.

I agree that it's shit though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Morning dear
How goes the blog and other pasttimes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Good good, I've been busy.
Number of followers seems to have gone up. In fact, I've been asked to write something for a podcast that I love today, but they want something for 6 and I can't think of anything, so I think I'm going to have to say no *epic sadface*.

How's you chick? Still working the rubbish shifts?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I fully expect to be out of here BEFORE 5 today
OK, I have to be out before 5 cos I have dancing at 5.15, but just believing in the likelihood is fucking exciting.

Congrats on the invite, I'm very impressed at how quickly your fame is growing in political blogger circles :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Glad to hear you're escaping early.
In other news, I am not waking up this early again for a while, I keep catching stuff that pisses me off. If I was asleep now, I wouldn't have seen these articles :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm intrigued
despite myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

It's things like this that are turning me into a misandrist.
istyosty.com/8nq

istyosty.com/8oo
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Giles Coren is a dickhead though
Everyone knows that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I know that
It doesn't excuse the shockingly whiny "I hate things with vaginas! WAAAAHHH!" bullshit though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

What disturbs me most is that he gets paid to express opinions in print
and I don't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Somewhere amongst his issue-laden rantings he has a point
Sexism against men should be treated the same way as sexism against women.
He utterly undermines and derails this, and is a massive cockweasel, but still that point remains true.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I completely agree with you Labs
But given that he seems to understand absolutely nothing about what constitutes sexism, I really don't think he is in any position to write about it. The wanker.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Agreed, I hated him for raising a valid point
And then pissing all over it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

You both make a very good point
and it encourages me to believe that ITV should grow a pair and replace Loose Women with a new chat show called "B3ta Says...". Rotating presenters, topical chat, celebrity guests, MUCH more swearing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

That would be amusing
but on the sexism thing there is an article on Telegraph online that makes me depressed for the fate of humanity if the commenters are for real.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Linky?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

What's so fail about it
is not the original Dominic Raab bit though he is quite clearly a cunt, but Fay Weldon's response. And then the thoroughly depressing comments www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8281812/Are-men-victims-of-obnoxious-feminism.html#dsq-content

Edit: I will accept that I am not the best person to read Weldon's stuff since lately she works on the 'all women want babies' line and 'women want to be happy and babies make them happy'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I actually don't understand what Fay Weldon was going on about

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Please don't tell me things like that
I'll go look and then I'll be even more infected with rage. By the way: did anyone see this little fucking gem from the Fail?

istyosty.com/8ml
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Link?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That'd be fucking entertaining
Monty doing music reviews, 10 reviews in 10 seconds.

"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Fucking shit"
*throws*
"Shit"
*throws*
"Reissue of Hendrix, eh? *unzips* Our Father..."
*screen cuts off*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

He's writing in the same paper as
this rancid biggot
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Is there a Mail journo who isn't a bigot?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

If you're trying to link to stuff from Press Not Sorry, she's left Facebook.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I don't know who that is
I'm linking to a Daily Heil article by Melanie Phillips, but for some reason my copy and paste put something else there.

I've changed it now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Ah right, just made an assumption.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

'Followers'?
Who are you, Shoko Asahara?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'm working on it.
Can't quite get the beard right though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

My brother and I LOVE that dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

OH MOI POUR BAYBI !
Was someone mean about you on the internet? Tell me their names, I'll have their guts for garters. Oh babes, are you OK? Remember we love you very very much and that they are only saying nasty things because they are nasty people, and nasty people attract nasty people.

I'll put some egg'n'chips on for dinner, that'll cheer you up ! Chin up big fella, remember mama loves you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I do fear that you've missed the point.
But jolly good show on the attempt at a put-down.

I'll give you an A+ for effort.


"was someone mean to me"? No. You'd get better grades if you read the question. ;)








... well, you have to encourage the Tards don't you :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have no time for empathy, my time is taken up to much by putting strangers down for no good reason on the internet and hoping that they aren't sitting two cubicals down from me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I wish you'd stop posting from the bogs, Gonz.
It's making the internet smell of poo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Smell-o-net, I can't wait for it to be introduced to the next HTML spec.....
... cupchicks would be AWESOME.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*invests heavily*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

vests hales
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Easy now
Turning on Gonz is liable to get OT united against you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Oh fuck. Really?
"the whole of OT"

How does someone get such a following with teenage put-downs such as "don't cry" and "your mummy still loves you"... is that the level of complexity here?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

|----------- 8.9" ---------------|
*whistles*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

^^
LMAO :D

But you're trumped... Mine's on Wikipedia ;)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

As long as it's not on wikileaks, although the creams are really good these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Because Gonz is lovely
He's also charming and witty, and has soft downy fur and makes these cute gurgly-purring noises when you stroke him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

because he's very obviously taking the piss.
And you've not spotted it.

Plus, he's Gonz ... y'know?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

you're compleeeebly right.
I didn't spot it... but then again, I've not met Gonz Before....

It may be very obvious you you lot who know Gonz very well... But I've never met the lad... As mentioned in the OP, I've not been around for a bit.

So.. Gonz... Obviously I took your post at face value - Mimicking the very thing I was onnabout about in the OP was bound to have that effect.... You sly git you.

Clearly I need more coffee and another wank.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

He's completely harmless

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Chill out lad.
You'll blow a gasket.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Just read the Gonz Profile...
..I'm starting to understand :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

If it helps, they cured my autism.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Was it reiki?
I think reiki might help here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

They used the Kumon system.
Actually, that's true, the kumon system is ace, all the ma's of what used to be called "The thick kids" should get up in that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

It's alright
He's going to have coffee and a wank now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Aye.
That programming M'larky's way over my head.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Whenever I hear/read about reiki
I always think of hardcore/jungle DJ Ray Keith.

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Only by infecting you with MASSIVE ASPERGERS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Also, it's basically like kicking a puppy in the face.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Like my new sig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

LOVE IT!!!11!!!!!1

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I owe you a pint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

The Tally Ho it is then
Oh wait, that's shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

My God it's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Shameless Beakering there Boycey.
Yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That's how we Hood-Butters roll.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Somehow, I'm not sure how
this made me hungry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

If it wasn't for Rory's 'Hood-Butter lives' post
this might be POTD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*faints*
*Re-reads*
*Faints again*

I'm fucking framing this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Beware of my 'smelling salts', that's all I am prepared to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I prefer my butter unsalted
/sound of barrel being scraped
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It's fitting, you colossal dick.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

My colossal dick has trouble 'fitting' in most places.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It would have no trouble getting into Lampitos anus.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Huge and gaping that it is.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Oh my.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

alright Lampito

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Alright love
As regards last night, I got a phonecall this morning- hopefully things should be ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Can't we all just get along?


(Nah, that would be too boring. I miss Spanky and all of the Al posts against him).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Another one...
Stusut79 .... sorely missed.

Wonder what he's up to these days.

b3ta.com/questions/teenagepoetry/post37963
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

the lost b3tan's

Where do they all come from?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Was that Al, or Ai ?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

aL

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

What did I post against him?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I beg your forgivness

(As usual I remembered the wrong people. You were not generally against him when all of the anti-Spanky posts were made.

Sorry, I should think before I post but this IS the internet where everyone can make total fools of themselves).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)