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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning cunts
I'm in an odd mood today. Good kip but lots of work ahead for sportscow. How the fuck are you lot this fine (i.e. not raining) morning?

Alt:
What could you not do without?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:04, 267 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Thank fuck for that, cow
I was thinking you lot were all dead.

I'm as well as can be expected given I spend more time working than not when averaged over a week.

I could not do without pig-based meats and gin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Good choices
Gin for the win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Pissing down here.
Pig cannot be beaten. I'll hold on the gin though, a youthful experience with a half bottle, and a dare to down it in one, still makes me feel sick years on.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I discovered the delights of G&T in the Kings Arms hotel in Godalming
by downing about 10. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Now voddy...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)
*shudders again*
Vodka and fresh orange - £1
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Stella is £1.50 a bottle on Thursdays at a place near mine
Not a good idea when you're in work the next day, ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
There used to be a 50p Tequila slammer night here, when I first moved.
Famous for a trail of puke covered students littering Oxford Road.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Ku Club in Sunderland during my "youth"
60p a pint of unknown beer which smells of farts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Manchester?
I used to go to a cheap slammer night there back in the early 90's. Can't for the life of me remember where though. Not surprising, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Subway.
Just off Oxford Road, by the train station.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Ah, not the same place, but I know where you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Subway has been gone years.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I only really remember the Vodka Bar and the old pub round the back,
Isn'tt here a rock club down there now though?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I could do without being threadbombed!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
drat.
I'm a happy prole this morning. I learned I am firmly working class (as befits a hero of the people such as myself) based on Cavey's excellent article here: www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/crunchy/the-new-soup-social-system/

Alt: My Geek Phone probably, or my bike.

Shall I get rid of my thread? Yes I think I shall
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Thank you kindly sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Is it a fixie, so that I may mock you roundly?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)
No.
I may have my flaws but I am not a moron. it actually has 2 more gears than when it entered my service.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)
2 more?
2 more? then *shudders* it's a road bike?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)
It was an 80s 10-speed racer
it's now a 12-speed commuter (lost the drop bars, put the gear levers in a sensible place and upgraded wheel, brakes etc).

The extra 2 gears are because I was offered either a 5 or 6 speed rear wheel for the same price, so I thought why not take an extra cog for free.

/stuff no one will read
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

LEAVE ROAD BIKES ALONE!!!

I got given a 44cm framed Giant OCR today. I intend to do it up and sell it to a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I'm lower middle class
given I'm prone to cartons but will very occasionally do a tin, and don't like Ikea. I am also mildly concerned about property prices, and only care about school league tables insofar as they provide a starting point for me to deliver my ill-thought-out opinions on how children should be beaten educated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Fucking hell, I spend 5 minutes writing up a thread, post it by accident, and two others have appeared.
Ah well, it probably wouldn't have interested most people.

I'm not bad thanks, just waiting to hear back about yesterday.

Alt: My 'manwich' that gets me through hangovers from time to time - Sausage, bacon, egg & black pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Thread?
Do tell, I'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)
It was about my interview yesterday
The job is for more money, but with longer hours, higher travelling costs, and more pressure.

My current job, whilst the pay isn't great (read: shit), our company has shown itself to be recession proof, I'm quite comfortable here, and I know I won't lose my job over anything anytime soon.

As a result, I'm a bit nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
You know, right
that a "manwich" is being sandwiched between two naked oiled up gentlemen called Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)
To you, it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)
to everyone, it is.
anyway, one of my "breads" is called Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)
In his badgery dreams

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Badgers don't dream
we're the Chuck Norris of British fauna.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Actually, it turned out one of them was called Bryan.
Boy, was my face red.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
And your arse too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I don't know why I set myself up for these things.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I'm guessing it is as you love the feel of a gentleman's cock pushing up your poo pipe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)
You should be aware that we are terrible homophobes on here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)
a) I know that not to be true
and b) I'm not a fucking dirty big gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I'm a homophone.
I sound just like a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I noticed on one of our internal forms that the name Holmes was down as
Homles

This made me giggle more than it should do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Good work there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I have the day off today, yaaaaaaaaay!
I am also seeing TGB for lunch, double yaaaaaaay annnnnd my friend who's a flight attendant is going to be in London this afternoon so we're going for dinner at Needoos, triple yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)
I think you just won today's internet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I'll put my winner's medal on before I leave the house.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)
It is only right that you do miss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I'm jealous on all 3 counts!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I know none of you, or what Needoos is, so it's all good.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Needoos is spicy meat win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Lusty works her arse off, so it's good she's got the day off
TGB, despite being a massive knob on here, is really nice IRL, so that's good.
Needoos is a good restaurant, which I believe is round the corner from Tayyabs. IIRC, the food is not as good, but it's cheaper, and quieter.

All in all, it's a good day for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Ok, so double win.
I still don't know where Tayyabs or Needoos is though...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

www.tayyabs.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
and
www.needoogrill.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
That there Lahndan.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Oh.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Aw say Hello to TGB.
From me, I mean, obviously you'll be saying hello anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Punch her in the face from me
but, you know, in a friendly way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I'm fine, waiting for a phone call from new job people to see if they think my salary request is reasonable.
Alt: Rice noodles.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Sick as a dog
Alt: Diet coke
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Actually, the amount of Diet Coke I drink does make me wonder how I'd go without it...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Diet Coke tastes fucking horrible to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I prefer it to full fat

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Definitely
not even Diet Coke is curing the nausea though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Self inflicted?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Nope never had a hangover
It's one of two things, the new medication (which would be very bad) or the beef jerky I had last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Either way, ugh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I am cold but chipper.
I couldn't do without my few close friends and kitchen roll.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)
at the same time?
Wiping up the juices?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Wotcha BGB

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Hi CQ!
It was cold last night. I had to wear socks in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Still haven't needed to turn the heating on here.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Morning lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Morning sunshine!
I hear you have a girlfriend? All going well?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Sadly not, am very single at the moment
I don't mind too much though, am enjoying it currently, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Apart from the obvious ie. air, water food etc
I could lose everything and wouldn't kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Morning
Well I'm just fine, thank you for asking. Always lots to do, but somehow popping in here always seems to be far less boring.

Alt: Music. The availability of both a wide selection to listen to and an instrument to make my own.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I wish I could play an instrument
I have neither the patience, to learn, nor the ability to get over the fact I'm a spack handed tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I've heard you're a dab hand at the pink oboe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
...and the skin flute.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)
...and the spunk trumpet.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I'm a fine shot with a single-barrelled pump-action yoghurt rifle.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Don't be absurd
That's not an instrument.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Of course it's an instrument.
It's an instrument of WAR.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Get a guitar
It wont take you long to be able to pick out a tune on it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Like that 'Time of Your Life' one by that band.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Or Wonderwall
That's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)
It's true the guitar is very easy
But don't play Wonderwall on it or you will have to be inhumanely killed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)
House of the rising sun is always a good start
Lots of chords and quick changes, and arpeggio too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Are you a pupil of mine?
They all learn that one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Not a bad song too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)
First tune I learnt was 'Wild Thing'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Lily the Pink for me
Yes, I am so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Nothing Else Matters - Metallica

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Greensleeves
the worst things to hear on the guitar are: Smoke on the water, although not if played properly and Today by the Smashing Pumpkins.

Fucking terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
You two are both complete bastards.
I tried with the bass guitar a while back, but I just didn't have the conviction to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Get a normal guitar
You can only play hooks on bass

/Fleetwood Mac's Formula 1
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
The love of my dear missus and my child.
And fucking loads of the most gigantic drugges upon the face of God's green earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Morning Monty, how are we?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Good thanks.
Looking forward to (hopefully) going to Needoo's tonight and seeing Lusty's hilarious French Canadian pal. Last time I met her we got slaughtered and did impressions of the deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)
What? you sat there pretending not to hear each other?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)
No, that brilliant 'no concept of how your voice sounds' talking they do.
Like they have cotton wool up their noses.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Haha brilliant
We once camped near a load of deaf people. Great, we thought, they won't hear us being noisy, plus they won't bother us with their sign language. Incorrect - noisiest neighbours ever.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I once heard a bunch of deaf school kids singing Happy Birthday.
It tooks us quite a while to work out that that was, in fact, what they were singing though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Oh yeah...
I meant wife and child too. If they ask, that is what I said, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I'm sure that's what PhillyJoe meant as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I can vouch for him
He definitely intended that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I'd heard that you "have his back"
if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)
There's nothing gay about two married men helping each other out
where their wives aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
It's not gay if you don't push back

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
The reach-around is SOOOOO manly and not gay at all

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)
You'd fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around

/film
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)
It is a bit like wrestling
Which I think we all agree is as heterosexual a sport as you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
If my wife and children were tragicly killed working in a shoe box factory
I would be inconsolable, would never be the same and would probaby become "that weird guy" you know the sort, the one where the local kids say "I heard that crazy Old Man at the old Marshall house used to be a normal guy until his wife and kids were crushed by a falling shoe box and he went mad. But I wouldn't kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
This post is insane. I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Morning ya bampot
It's getting to that time of year again. The Hallowe'en stuff is out in the shops and we lit the fire for the first time since before summer. You can't beat a nice coal fire of an evening. It was certainly more interesting watching that than the England match.

Alt: Films. I'm really 'into' them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)
You can easily beat a coal fire of an evening. Don't talk shit 'Bill Clay'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Not without getting embers all over the place you silly old daftie
Think things through, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)
OK sorry 'Bill'.
I'll try to next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)
If indeed there is a next time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)
You said it, Tango.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I successfully avoided the England match by having fuckloads to do last night
Didn't get sat down until 10pm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I, too, successfully avoided the England match.
I found this to be remarkably easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)
A football match?
Blissfully unaware of it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)
So were the England team

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Zinged

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Much like most of the England team it would seem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I've heard of 'Ian Rush' and 'Kevin Keegan' if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)
If you are an 80's scouser, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)
My friend challenged me to name some Manchester United* players a couple of years back
I could not. Apparently Bryan Robson no longer plays football.

*I hear they are quite a popular team
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Nobby Styles?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
No, that's all cleared up now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Kevin Keegan coming off his bike on Superstars
is the best thing that has ever been on television EVER.

Better, even, than the spastic specials of We Are The Champions, and when Deacon flipped his shoe in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I need to Google this forthwith
The mop-topped quitter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
You would loov it*



*IT'S A KEVIN KEEGAN SPORT JOKE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
A good one too
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
what about Anthea Turner getting her hair set on fire by a motorbike?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
The Davro faceplant posted on here a while ago raised a giggle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Shit football. 150 snots for a ticket
and the Met line was "part suspended" between Aldgate and WEMBLEY PARK.

You've got to laugh or you'd go postal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)
£150?
Fucking hell!! I paid £38 last time I saw England
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Please don't tell me you paid 150 quid for a ticket???

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)
For £150 I'd expect to be sitting next to Capello

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I'm fairly sure that's the only way Theo Walcott gets in the squad.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Haha!
Especially after "his" book
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Is he a 'Townshend'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)
He still looks like Townsend "research"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)
It's either that or he won a competition.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
It reminds me of a really shit joke from 2002ish that for some reason I found funny/still remember.
"Madame Tussaud's has a new waxwork exhibit of the England team and Sven Goran Errikson, where members of the public can showcase their skills and win an 'honorary' place in the England squad ahead of the World Cup. Security have so far had to ask James Beattie to leave on several occasions."
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Ha. I would have liked that at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)
The most I've ever paid for a ticket for a game of football is £50.
And that was for a European final.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Club Wembley innit.
Posh seats and facilities.

Corporate ligging so no SYFTS money lined Wembley pockets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I have indeed got to laugh.
HA HA HA HA HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)
I'm truly gobsmacked.
Especially seeing as a couple mate couldn't give their spares away on Facebook over the past week.....they were after twenty and twenty five quid respectively.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Stunned poster is a City wanker:
everything they purchase they get ripped off on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
It's the emotional investment football fans make that amuses me the most.
I had friends who shed actual tears at some important missed penalty kick in the mid-nineties. Grown men too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Imbeciles.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I've managed to tune it out.
If we win I will literally milk it for all it's worth. If we lose, who gives a toss eh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Hallo'ween stuff out in the shops?
Try Mince Pies in our local Co-op.

I swear I'm going to go postal one day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I genuinely
wouldn't complain if they sold Mince Pies all year round. The rest of Christmas stuff can fuck off until 1 December, but Mince Pies can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Screw Halloween stuff
I saw Christmas stuff in Debenhams on the 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)
You were in Godalming? That's just down the road from Kaer Kroney
You could have picked up that mp3, you inconsiderate prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)
It was 10 years ago
...and dont post it further up then delete!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I'll do whatever I like, you bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
harsh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Dangerously near to Bert, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Dorking's a lovely place.
It's such a shame he lives there
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)
His massive jug ears deflect the wind
making the whole town a tranquil oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I couldn't live without hold music.
I've been on hold for a Norstar support line for ten minutes now, listening to the same three bars of some Spanish guitar followed by "we are sorry for the delay in answering your call, please hold the line and one of our specialists will be with you shortly. Alternatively please go to our website as we're too cheap to pay for more than one actual human being's wages"

Over and over and over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)
It might not be so bad
If they were to play a complete tune without any interruption. It's the 10 second loops that make me want to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)
After all that, they refused to help me because I didn't know whether it was a BCM or a Norstar switch
and they couldn't find any maintenance on the line.

Since the problem was a handset was playing hold music through the loudspeaker, rather than the handset and the phones are so fucking old we can't find an instruction manual anywhere, this isn't really relevant. I tried to explain this to the Doris in Manila but got totally stonewalled.

I just wanted the key combination required to send the hold music through the handset :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)
One of the carriers I deal with
has a really fucking great hold tune, it's like a jazz-rock number with a brilliant guitar hook, redolent of a 70s cop show. I found myself humming it in Sainer's the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Wait until you start humming advertising tunes.
I feel like chicken tonight...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I still occasionally hum the Smith's Square Crisps ad from the 80s
that featured Lenny Henry - 'It's Weird'. It was a p-funk style classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Skyplus advert is using The Professionals theme tune at the moment
gets it into my head every time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
That is fucking TUNE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Yeesh you have my sympathy.
Time was you could get past all that by mashing * and #. No more, sadly.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I couldn't live without cigarettes, I think I'd rather kill myself. Which ironically is what I'm doing now anyway.
I also couldn't live without my dreams, most of the time I wake up laughing my tits off. The fucking postman disturbed me half way through one this morning, just stuff the parcel through the letter box you gay.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)
*euphamism alert*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
*inability to spell 'euphemism' alert*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)
*busted*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)
That's what I go to school for.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
haha!
I hear your great great great grand-daughter is pretty fine too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Frankly, you haven't lived
until you've pulled into Royal Cowes Yacht Club north basin in a more or less brand new Beneteau First 45 blasting "That's why I crashed the Wedding" from the deck speakers.

Rock'n'Roll, my friend. Rock and Roll.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
You are Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack
AICMFP

*is right into 'film'*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)
*hands over five pounds*
*hasn't actually seen caddyshack but is basing this on trust*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)
*raises eyebrow, grabs five pounds and runs like fuck*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Damn your nimble fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)
*mcfly*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I did think that.
Then I thought 'nah no one is that childish'. And I used to think so highly of you, too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)
LIES! On the internet
No-one (not even Peter) thinks highly of me

*sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I woke up from the dream the other night
and was surprised to find that I was more concerned about having scratched my van in the dream than having just killed 3 people in a gun fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I was shitting myself during my one.
I was running round a dilapidated school trying to hand in a (rubbish) art project, but no one was there and I started to panic thinking I'd fail the course. I am trying to work out why Arsenal's first team were following me round the entire time, and also why they were playing samba instruments.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Ketamine is the answer here I feel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Haven't touched that stuff in bare time/about two weeks, yo.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Withdrawal dreams!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
that sounds as ridiculous as one of my dreams
I thoroughly enjoy most of mine.

I dreamed a feature length sequel to John Carpenter's The Thing once. That was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
It's a shame you don't sleep more.
We might get some decent films at the cinema if you did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
there'd be even more zombie films than there are now

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
You have a van?
I didn't know, tell us about it!

Oh and happy fucking candle day!!!!!!!!!1111one11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Cows.
You need their hides for shoes.

And I fucking love steak. Bloody, fatty, dripping steak.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I had a fucking great steak on Monday night
with home made chips and massive roasted mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Dinner of Champions my friend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
+gn

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Hee hoh he hoh*
*Frenchlols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
It was indeed
Despite Mrs Cow liking her steak cooked something akin to my shoe, she manages to do a most amazing rare steak on the griddle pan
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
She's a keeper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Indeed she is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I had a massive veal chop on Saturday night
I pan roasted it in butter and rosemary.

Delicious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
fuck off, how did you roast it in a pan?
Fucking internet LIES. You're a disgrace, stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Can you not seal it in the pan then put it into the oven - in the pan?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Hey presto, pan roasted.
That's exactly what I did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Course you did Walter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Fucking big man on the end of the internet.
I'll do your fucking legs, son.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I'll do your fucking son, 'Legs'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Fuck off with your lies
pans in the oven - witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
He can't stop himself.
Fucking 'Walter Mitty' wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Yeah well I ate four whole cows
and then drank 450 pints and never even broke a sweat.

Then I beat up* Jeff Capes with one hand.


*don't bother with a strikethrough you witless cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Bollocks
I saw you chuck after a corner shop sarnie and ONE can of Carlsberg Export.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
It was TWO CANS ACTUALLY so ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I'm assuming Jeff Capes works in some call centre somewhere
whereas Geoff Capes now breeds budgies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Good one, 'Cow.
You tell the twat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
*rumbled face*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
He's bred budgies for years - long before he gave up 'sport'
*may know quite a lot about budgies*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Wasn't he a copper.
Or peado?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)
No, you're thinking of 'you'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Fuck off, I'm not a copper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Yes he was a copper.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Lose the mushrooms and you're onto a winner.
I serve mine with baked sweet potato, on a bed of steamed spinach in garlic butter.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I serve mine on the thighs of 100 Thai virgins.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Some of which are female.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
the top half looks it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Shim FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Happy Candleday Vippers
What with the wedding and all, life can't get much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Happy Candelabra, Scabros.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I've changed my mind on mushrooms now
Chestnut mushrooms are magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Portobello are the business
Turn them upside down, chuck in a bit of butter, parsley and garlic then roast in the oven for 20-30 mins

Secret ingredient is also worcestererererererer sauce on them, but only a tiny bit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)
There is nothing right about mushrooms.
They are horrible.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Shush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
You are talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I discovered a use for poor quality steak
Use it in stir fry, only having it the pan for 2 minutes altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Wise words for one so young.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Or a nice thai red curry.
cooked for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Lamb neck for curry. Indian curry that is. Accept no substitute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I once cooked a (if I do say so myself) fucking magnificent stew using lamb neck
The gravy was fantastic, but the meat had lost most of it's flavour, is there anyway to stop this from happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)
It's probably poor meat.
it shouldn't lose flavour. Browning it first will help a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Aye, it wasn't great.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Season the lamb and roll in flour, seal it then make the stew?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Embarrassingly, I've only ever used seasoned flour once
When I put it in the pan to brown it, the flour caught, and I've never been able to get the pan looking right again. Need to get a specialist cleaner on it, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Or use a non-stick pan.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Decent pan.
Procook.com will sort you out and they have a sale on I think. Spend 40 - 80 quid on the right pan and it will last 10 years or more.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Tescos are doing some kind of decent pan sale at the moment
if you collect vouchers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I've got more pans than I can fucking store. I've got about £400 worth in the loft.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I think I'm going to ask for a pan for Christmas
Shall keep that site in mind, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Cut it up BIG.
If I make a pot of curry I buy 3 packs of neck. 400 to 500g a pack. I cut each one into 3 or 4 pieces max.

For stew I use a joint of meat, keep it whole and fork it to pieces at the end.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)
This sounds like a very good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Totally
but beef for thai.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Mutton is best.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Mutton stew.
Could do that Sat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Just make sure you dress it up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Don't start. You will wake the tooth fairy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Where's Darth? London?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Clapham Common, specifically.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Cruising opportunities beyond his wildest Norwich wet dreams.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Young lad, big city
Gaping anus.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)
"What's this goatse I have heard so much about?"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Swiss Cottaging.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

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