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So how are you planning to spend your week?
Alt: What do you currently have planned to reduce the misery in your life?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:37, 266 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I am going to try not to think about things
and then get very drunk at the weekend up in town with an old friend.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
i hope it's not a girl
otherwise she would hardly take kindly to that description
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)
"Girl"?
Hardly.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
ah so you are drinking alone then!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Just like every other night.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
i'll be working, at school
i'm going to stop talking about things i shouldn't talk about
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)
*prays*
about things i shouldn't talk about
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
oh
mY GOd YOU'RE SO MEAN
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Fuck off and die you pointless spastic

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)
* clicks *

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
bullied on every board, i don't like b3ta

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Without wanting to be pedantic, you did bring this on yourself
Chill out, post some funnies and crack on
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
STOP TRYING TO HELKP ME YOU SHIT
I KNOW ITS A TRAP
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
/ackbar

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
allah!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Let me put it to you this way, sunshine
Say you walked into a pub, saw a large group of people gathered chatting, garnered a flicker of recognition from one or two and invited yourself to sit with them despite several of them clearly not liking you. Following this, your attempts to ingratiate yourself with the group involved acting like a prize bellend and banging on about one of the group's dead mother.

What reaction would you expect?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
lol cardeadmom

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This makes me think you're the truth fairy.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
The Truth Fairy is wittier than this cunt
and I do not say that easily
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
i just wanna go home

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
i know who you are now
you tripped yourself up.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Didn't we decide he was SaxyQCwhatever?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
hmmm
i have a different view.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
i'm rachelswipe

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
See DG's post
Unless your theory is "Bert", that's SO last year
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Go on then, swipey...

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
i'm coming down with cold/flu
i don't feel well and i don't like it :(
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Hey! Maybe you'll die!
*orders 100 internet party hats*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
it would be terrible if i died

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Explain how

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
you'd miss me

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Well, you've got me there
Where would we be without your abject social ineptitude?

Oh yeah. Last week.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
you're only mean because you like em

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
You might be Bert after all
I'm mean because you were astonishingly insensitive to a friend of mine and I want you to fuck off
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
i wasn't insensitive was i?!
ohmegosh, he said to me his dead mum was a running joke!!

Sorry everyone, sorry agnostic
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Very well put DF.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Cheers
Not that I expect it to have the desired effect
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
wow, you're awfully far up eac other's bums

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
If everyone who didn't like you was up each other's bums
then B3ta would be like a massive anal orgy with only one person not participating. That person would be stood on the sidelines, trying to resist the urge to wank himself into a coma of self-hatred. That person would be you.

A bit like your sex life. And by "sex life", I obviously mean "porn habit".
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Fantastic

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
hey, sorry about before

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
This week will be sorting out the spare room and all of our associated paperwork
It will also include healthy eating, a few runs, long dog walks and no alcohol (boooooo!) I'm aware the only misery this will reduce is my waistline.

I can actually feel my sinuses filling with delicious snot at the moment. This is not a good thing.

Tonight will be trick or treating with the kids so that will be good. I was most proud of my pumpkin carving at the weekend.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I am aiming for 4 7km runs this week, just had my legs massaged to an inch of their lives so i feel "loose" now

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
4 7k runs in a week is excellent
I've just found out that they are running a full marathon up here next year in May.

www.marathonofthenorth.co.uk/
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I know, normally I run 3 5kms
But I have a 10km in two weeks so i want a strong training week so i can be more casual next week
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
3 5k runs is my aim. Mrs Cow is off to the gym tonight so I'm on Dad duty
Tomorrow I shall RUN!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
RUNNING QUESTION
Do you find treadmill runs to be more difficult than running outdoors, or am I just weird?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Do you find treadmill runs to be more difficult than running outdoors, or
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I find it much easier actually
You are supposed to add +1 to the gradient to make the run more realistic to the altering terrain you find outside.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I live in Norfolk mate
Most of the running routes I do round here are like running on Keira Knightley's chest. I think it's a combination of being hotter indoors and not being able to stretch my strides for fear of falling off the treadmill that does it
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I carved this on Saturday
www.b3tards.com/u/260dc0d40192ddcfe80a/pumpkin.jpg

Yes my daughter is only two months old but what the hell.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
That is cool
I got my daughter to draw a pic of what she wanted and then made one up for my son. I shall take a pic tonight
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
That's fucking great

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Ta.
Found it on Google images, freehanded it on to paper, used the paper as a template. Took 2 bloody hours though.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Had the decision yet?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Well Battered
this evening I shall be unwrapping my brand new internet alarm clock, so I can be internet as soon as I awake in the morning. Tomorrow might 'work from home' if it's still nice ie fuck off to the beach with the work phone. On Thursday I'm flying to Eng er land for a weekend of clubbing and substance abuse. That's about it really.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
What....
...no breasts?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Choo choo!

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(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I like this

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
All aboard!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I'm sitting here waiting for someone to do sometihng so I can do work.
I might email people to annoy them.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Email Adam

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I'll probably email someone with breasts to be honest.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Bobby?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Haha!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
How was the Halloween party?
Much nerdery afoot? Speaking of which, have you seen BSG: The Plan? I just got leant it but have heard it's not up to the astronomical standards of the rest of the series
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
It went well, I'm suffering for it today though.
I haven't seen it, I should watch it though. Even bad BSG is perfectly watchable.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
That's the attitude I'm trying to maintain
That and the element of completism. Realistically I know that if it's anything less than brilliant I'll be gutted.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Is taht the Caprica one?
I've seen adverts for it. I'm not sure if it's in my BSG collection. Mind you, I still haven't been able to watch Razor. *glums*

On the other hand, I've invested in the first series of Walking Dead, which I've been reliably informed is fab.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I think I've got a spare copy of Razor
I'll post it to you
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
oooo
ta!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
The Walking Dead is class!
2nd series is on FX now
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
you've been informed wrong!
It's arse. They even fired all the writers whilst writing it!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
LIES!
On the internet
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
not a word of it
There are a bajillion better things to watch that that toss.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
NOT on my telly

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
you need a decent usenet provider then!
things what are better than that aborted toss:

BREAKING BAD SEASON 1
BREAKING BAD SEASON 2
BREAKING BAD SEASON 3
BREAKING BAD SEASON 4

and The Good Wife

(and Sopranos, Wire etc...)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
*cough*BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*cough*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
All of a sudden The Wanking Dead seems awesome!!
Fuck I hate Sci Fi. What is wrong with me? What professional IT gimp hates Sci Fi?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
A rare professional IT gimp
One of the most senior chaps a my company is a computer genius who hates sci-fi, so not quite as unique as I might previously have thought.

You're still weird though
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
He is posting on here
A certain level of weird is a requirement
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I resent that
I'm as normal as they come

*poker face*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
In a previous job I would get picked for the pub quiz team as the nerd
so I could answer the Star Trek questions, even though I've not seen more than 5 minutes of that shit all my life.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
By day: at work/on here
By night: learning a song by a transgender musician in order to be able to perform it on Thursday night.

Alt: I usually find a quiet reefer helps, but I am running out and will not be replenishing at the end of this lot. After that, booze I guess...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)
So, you've met Crow then?
/ac
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
There is probably a joke for me to miss here
But no, I do not believe her/him/it to be The Supreme Crow*
This one is a real transgender.


*I assume this is the crow to which you refer?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Yep
A friend of mine is transgender, I'm unsure how to greet him next time I see him (for the first time as a him)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Grope his tits
Its only polite
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Does she have a cock yet?
Or just a moustache drawn on with a marker pen?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)
There is just a dotted line with the letter K there
The instructions say to glue it on
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Judging by how I have spent today, I'm going to be annoyed.
alt: booze, and lots of it, plus its my birthday next week, so presents!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Pub Quiz tonight
Seeing a friend for a DVD night tomorrow
Wednesday, no plans
Thursday, Karaeoke at the local
Friday, possibly a trip to Altrincham for a night of belgian beer, but that's quite up in the air atm, due to finances.

Then I'm not too sure about next weekend.

Alt: Nothing much really, going to have a quiet month this month, then start Christmas shopping next month.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Whoring myself to prospective employers, I should imagine.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Me too.
Tiresome isn't it?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Indeed.
There's a hell of a lot of crap out there. I would happily do general admin stuff, but I fear prospective employers will take one look at my employment history and degree and consign me to the 'if we employ him he'll fuck off six months later' heap.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
That's a tricky one. Have you looked at short term contracts so you can get some dosh in and take more time to take a permanent job you'd like?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I have applied for a couple of short term positions already.
Heard zilch from either of them. Also registered with a few employment agencies, and uploaded my CV onto a few sites. The bastard is, most employers want experience in whatever particular line of work they're advertising, so even if I could probably do the job with a minimal amount of training, it's not even worth applying because there will always be 20 people ahead of me with the requisite experience.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
At least that's not quite as much of a brick wall as demanding a degree for no fucking reason.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
True, but it's still a pain in the arse.
Although I lucked into my previous line of work despite having zero experience in that particular field. Proof, surely, that I'm quite capable of branching out into something new?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
you'd think so wouldn't you?
Such is life, why take a punt?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Still unemployed?
When will the North East see your brilliance and hire you!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I don't know, Apey.
Hopefully within the next couple of weeks?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Good luck, i feel your pain

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Thanks.
My cousin has just informed me on Facebook that her husband, a civil engineer, has been unemployed for 18 months. They're getting so pissed off they're considering moving back to Switzerland where the situation isn't quite so bad yet.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Chin up mate, I've always found getting a job is as much about luck and being in the right place at the right time as anything else
you can maximise your exposure to this potential break simply by making your your CV is everywhere.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This I plan to do.
I'll be interested to hear what the Jobcentre has to say this afternoon. And also in seeing if they'll be any fucking help whatsoever.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
No, none in the least

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is what I'm afraid of.
And I used to work for the fuckers.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
It's the most thoroughly depressing experience of my life so far

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
It's the North East
unless he's got 5 year's experience in car wheel extraction and block raising, he'll have a job. Or rather, he won't.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Liverpool isn't in the North East

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
It's the North.
As is everybody and everything beyond Enfield.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
*rifles in map*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'm saying they're all thieves.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I like this clarification

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*steals Kroney's Mars Bar stash*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*lapses into coma*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
*steals coma*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Not doing a whole heap
4 hour round trip commute to sit in London doing nothing as my new boss is off and I'm a contractor who just does what he's told... ho hum.

Misery reduction erm... not sure, Scroobius Pip gig on Thursday. Other than that, sleeping my time away.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Sushi tonight with friends, NOM
Tomorrow and Wednesday Ms Foxtrot is teaching after work so I'll be cleaning and cooking like the good little subjugated man-slave I am. Apart from that, dancing.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I AM cooking 5 spice duck breasts this week
I have DECIDED
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
One from each of them?
duck girl
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Confused

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Posh, Ginger, Baby, Scary and Sporty
Or, as they were popularly known at my sixth form; would, would, would, looks a bit dirty so might, NO FUCKING WAY
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I see
*understands*

would, would, would, filth, pre-teen
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)
It says a lot for how minging Melanie "rhymes with jism" Chisholm is/was
that no-one in my whole sixth form was prepared to throw it up her. It was an all-boys school for gods sake. Many of us had never even smelled a real woman.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Odd times she looks OK in photos
but then I remember the shellsuit and deflate
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
And the face
and the abject lack of tits
and the crap tattoos
and the voice
and the face again
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
She was the first person that I'd ever noticed had the same surname as me.
Aside from family, obviously.

Yes, school was indeed a nightmare.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
*searches FB for Kroney*
You look a bit like me in one of your profile pictures. Otherwise, you actually are quite good-looking. That's annoying.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
....and you both love poo!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Thank god for the poo-flavoured condom
Saves me no end of cleaning bills
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Surprisingly so, depending on who you ask.
And good stalking skills. There must be faaaasands of people with my name on there.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
About 10 came up, searching on my phone so there may well be more
The top one was friends with Swipey. Otherwise I'd have lost interest quite quickly.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I expect most of them were Canadian.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
See my previous about not being arsed to look further
You really do look like me in the one pic, and not at all in the others. Weird. Must be the glasses.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Just seen the same picture, I see Chompy more, tbh.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Just be careful.
Bobby posted by my and my wife's real names on here over the weekend. They have been removed thankfully.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I have a ridiculous memory for totally incidental facts
I doubt anyone else would have remembered when Kroney mentioned his first name bloody ages ago, and luckily I am the soul of discretion.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Not singling you out Darth, just a general observation to all as I am a little wizzed off by what happened...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Fair play sir
I would be too, decent of you to forewarn against the possibility
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Seriously?
What a cunt.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Yes. Seriously.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
A quick post check confirms this, what an utter tosser.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
What do you mean about post check?
It's not still there is it? Thought it had gone.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Aye, it's gone
The search function allows you to view posts that were subthreads to deleted answers
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Phew. Ta.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Does it really matter all that much?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I was most concerned about my wife's name being posted.
She would, understandably, be very hacked off to know people who she doesn't know have made comments about her online that friends, family and colleagues could possibly see.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I never can decide when to give a shit about it all.
I don't give my name out etc, but it's doesn't really affect me at all.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I wouldn't want my real name on here, in the same way I wouldn't want my b3ta name on facebook
But I have people off here as friends on there, so whilst I don't tend to mind the majority of you lot knowing my name, I wouldn't want it the other way round.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Don't knock it til you've tried it
*winks suggestively*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I'm with you on this part especially

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I would be fucking pisssed off

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I'm not going to antagonise matters any further by saying anymore.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Oh man, you're both totally locked in a duel to the death now

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
*fills paddling pool with jelly*

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Isn't that what Bobby was born into?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I don't know, he looks like he was born into a working cement mixer

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Ha ha.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
The one who gets sporty's is going to be hungry.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
My tits are magnificent!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Tomorrow work is taking me to a distillery to see how gin is made.
The fools.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oh yeah!!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Oh. Fuck.





good luck dealing with the consequences of that Monty
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I've got a bad feeling about this
/film
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
We're gonna need a bigger glass.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Ha!
I will try my hardest not to sick in his shoes.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

not
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is most likely.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
DO IT!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Same as any other white spirit.
But then it only matters how it's drunk.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I read this as disciplinary and could understand why they would give you gin

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I think i might bake a cake at some point, but tell me B3ta what btype of cake should I bake?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I think you should bake a cornflake cake
Start simple
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Coffee naturally

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is a possibility
with some nice coffee butter cream icing, NOM!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Coffee cake is ace cake
there is no denying this. And proper icing is a gift from God
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Butter cream icing is fucking amazing!
I was delighted to find you can buy it in tubs, ready to shovel down my fat face ice cakes
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'll keep an eye out for it
for eating in vast quantities icing with
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Or you could mix butter and sugar?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Who wants to take the risk of burning calories by mixing strenuously?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
St Clements sponge cake.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
carrot and orange cake

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Made carrot a last time, was nice and easy and tasty
But i fancy something new...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
ginger and lime,
with white chocolate frosting.

I'm hungry now
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
That sounds good apart from the white chocolate.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
it would work with plain frosting or butter cream. Or maybe with coconut,
just something sweet to take the edge off the lime and ginger
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Beetroot and mixed seed cake is much more tasty than it may sound.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hello sexy darling.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Alright fitness!
How are yoooooou?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Not too bad, having a baking session before a scary movie night
I anticipate it being delicious. How are you doing? How is the job?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I'm ok.
The job is alright, not very challenging at the moment and I feel like I'm only a step above asking 'do you want fries with that?' but it should all come together soon enough I'm sure. :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Excellent.
Would love to see you again at some point
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I would like this very much.
We need cocktail night.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
We're baking cakes at the moment
I'm making gingerbread muffins and Charmz is making raspberry cheesecake brownies.

I say coca cola cake.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Alright there :)
how are you?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Not too bad
How are you? I wrote a half arsed dissertation plan today, nightmaaare.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Could be worse thanks
looking forward to seeing you in that there London. When's the dissertation got to be done by?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
oh, Easter
but I'm only really starting reading and I don't know what to do, I think I have about 3 subjects :/
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Plenty to choose from then :)
at least you've got started on it that's the key thing
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Family have come to visit
so doing stuff with them probably.

Alt: Nothing, nothing to alleviate my misery dammit
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
There is always gin!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
That's very true
and I have a litre bottle of the stuff.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)
What flavour?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Normal gin flavour
just Gordons. As a poor person I can afford no better
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I tried the Sainsburys own brand last night
It was OK and cheap.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
The only time I've had own brand gin
it tasted like turps. Naturally I still drank it
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I was pleasantly shocked by it being OK

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'll bear this in mind
I want to try making flavoured gin in the same vein as flavoured vodka
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This would be a good choice then
The flavour was quite mild. What would you do?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Probably the same flavours as I did with vodka
lemon, mint and ginger (in separate bottles naturally)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
GINger!
Good idea! Lemon would be nice too. I always add loads of lemon juice in a G&T
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Since you're flavouring it any way
cheap gin is probably best. I imagine it'll make an excellent mixer with other alcohol
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm off to Tescos this week as I've got a load of money off vouchers
I shall be purchasing large amounts of red wine and gin for Christmas

I'm thinking a Tanquerry and a Gordons Sloe at the moment, and at least 6 bottles of Merlot

I shall also be stocking the beer fridge up ready
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Tanquerry is an excellent choice
Substitute teh Melot for Malbec though would you old chap? ta
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I may do 3 of each then
Not that you'd sully yourself by visiting the North
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
For you dear boy I just might

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Tanqueray is nice, good choice
Hendricks is better. I'm trying to remember the name of a bottle of gin that the woman in Oddbins had behind the counter. It was ace.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Depends if they have special offers on I think
I have to spend £70 to get the discounts!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Easily done
send a bottle to me
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Bombay Sapphire is also nice.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yeah
I've got an excellent lighty-up thing for the bottom of BS gin. The bottle glows blue. I am aware this is sad but I like it
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I drank a half pint of that neat, once.
I found it to be overrated.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Anything other than breathing must have felt overrated after that.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
The vomit was spectacular.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I've told this story before
but when younger I woke up early in the morning after a heavy night's drinking and blearily reached for the pint of water on the beside table. Sadly for me it was neat gin
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Oof! FUCK!
A wake up call and a half
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
OUCH

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Yes
an excellent start to the morning. It's this incident that goes some way to convince me that it's not that I have a miraculous anti-hangover power, but that I am perpetually drunk
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I think it was Frank Skinner who got to the point of having to drink a litre of sherry before he could get out of bed in the morning.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Eugh. Sherry?
Nothing against in small quantities at appropriate times, but in the morning?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
as opposed to a pint of gin? ;)

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
That was when I was young and reckless ;)

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
It's nice to meet another neat gin enthusiast

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Gin is best of all the drinks
and that's an expert opinion
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I don't drink it anymore.
It has a particular effect on an aspect of my personality that the various assembled boyfriends did not appreciate.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
It can have a depressive impact.
I have seen a grown man weep about very minor matters after a night on the gin.

I have the occasional one as an aperitif but that's it - partly as gin hangovers are amongst the worst.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I fucking wish it had a depressing effect.
Much less embarrassing.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
For the price differentiation between Bombay and Gordons
I'd either get the Gordons or go one better
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I find it too much - they've gone for too many botanicals
Tanqueray, Plymouth or Blackwoods for a day-to-day gin. Caorunn, Tanqueray 10 or Sipsmith for the more serious drinks.

But then I'm apparently the only person in the world that doesn't like Hendricks, either. So I'm probably wrong. Except, of course, I'm me, so I'm not.

And, anyway, as I've said four hundred times before - it's less about the gin and more about the tonic. If you're going to use schweppes of any kind or (god forbid) slimline tonic you might just as well start with meths.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I quite liked Sipsmiths
And I keep meaning to buy Fever Tree Ginger Ale so I can tuck into my bottle of Hendricks properly. No point using Canada Dry...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Oddly
I like Schepppes slimline but only as a drink on its own I wouldnt ruin good booze with it.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I am going to be busy at work
so busy that I can't check my phone, which may help part 2 of the question.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Do you have a shit phone, like a Nokia 3310 or something?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
No, I have a smartphone
but it doesn't charge properly. It's not the battery that is making me miserable, however.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I have a smartphone
It has a tie and everything
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Mine has a sock.

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
what we all need is a group hug
start afresh, be friends and that
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Off you go then

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
~hugz~

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
There there

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
you feel warm and inviting

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Just watch where your hands are, sonny jim

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Trying not to be a blithering idiot in my new job.
Also, stopping the apparent office weirdo from talking to me. At all.

Apparently he's traced his family back 20 generations.

Fancy that.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)
20 generations
but only about 18 actual people, I bet.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm now confused by an earlier statement of yours
Please answer the following questions:

a. Are you really Kroney (If yes, proceed to question b.)
b. Are you a gayer?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yes and no.
Hope this helps.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
It was the various assembled boyfriends

(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
They didn't appreciate the way I treated their girlfriends.
Can't say I blame them, really.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Ahh, OK
*understands*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Every office has a weirdo
If you can't spot one, it's you.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*looks around*
*spies entire office of oddness*
*suspects he may also be one*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
The weirdo in our office is the polite woman who is nice to everyone, and never swears
The rest of us are foul mouthed bastards.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

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