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So how are you planning to spend your week?Alt: What do you currently have planned to reduce the misery in your life?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:37,
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I am going to try not to think about thingsand then get very drunk at the weekend up in town with an old friend.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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i hope it's not a girlotherwise she would hardly take kindly to that description
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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i'll be working, at schooli'm going to stop talking about things i shouldn't talk about
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Without wanting to be pedantic, you did bring this on yourselfChill out, post some funnies and crack on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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Let me put it to you this way, sunshineSay you walked into a pub, saw a large group of people gathered chatting, garnered a flicker of recognition from one or two and invited yourself to sit with them despite several of them clearly not liking you. Following this, your attempts to ingratiate yourself with the group involved acting like a prize bellend and banging on about one of the group's dead mother.
What reaction would you expect?
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The Truth Fairy is wittier than this cuntand I do not say that easily
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i know who you are nowyou tripped yourself up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Go on then, swipey...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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i'm coming down with cold/flui don't feel well and i don't like it :(
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Well, you've got me thereWhere would we be without your abject social ineptitude?
Oh yeah. Last week.
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You might be Bert after allI'm mean because you were astonishingly insensitive to a friend of mine and I want you to fuck off
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i wasn't insensitive was i?!ohmegosh, he said to me his dead mum was a running joke!!
Sorry everyone, sorry agnostic
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If everyone who didn't like you was up each other's bumsthen B3ta would be like a massive anal orgy with only one person not participating. That person would be stood on the sidelines, trying to resist the urge to wank himself into a coma of self-hatred. That person would be you.
A bit like your sex life. And by "sex life", I obviously mean "porn habit".
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This week will be sorting out the spare room and all of our associated paperworkIt will also include healthy eating, a few runs, long dog walks and no alcohol (boooooo!) I'm aware the only misery this will reduce is my waistline.
I can actually feel my sinuses filling with delicious snot at the moment. This is not a good thing.
Tonight will be trick or treating with the kids so that will be good. I was most proud of my pumpkin carving at the weekend.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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I am aiming for 4 7km runs this week, just had my legs massaged to an inch of their lives so i feel "loose" now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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4 7k runs in a week is excellentI've just found out that they are running a full marathon up here next year in May.
www.marathonofthenorth.co.uk/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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I know, normally I run 3 5kmsBut I have a 10km in two weeks so i want a strong training week so i can be more casual next week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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3 5k runs is my aim. Mrs Cow is off to the gym tonight so I'm on Dad dutyTomorrow I shall RUN!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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RUNNING QUESTIONDo you find treadmill runs to be more difficult than running outdoors, or am I just weird?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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I find it much easier actuallyYou are supposed to add +1 to the gradient to make the run more realistic to the altering terrain you find outside.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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I live in Norfolk mateMost of the running routes I do round here are like running on Keira Knightley's chest. I think it's a combination of being hotter indoors and not being able to stretch my strides for fear of falling off the treadmill that does it
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I carved this on Saturdaywww.b3tards.com/u/260dc0d40192ddcfe80a/pumpkin.jpg
Yes my daughter is only two months old but what the hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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That is coolI got my daughter to draw a pic of what she wanted and then made one up for my son. I shall take a pic tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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Ta. Found it on Google images, freehanded it on to paper, used the paper as a template. Took 2 bloody hours though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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Well Batteredthis evening I shall be unwrapping my brand new internet alarm clock, so I can be internet as soon as I awake in the morning. Tomorrow might 'work from home' if it's still nice ie fuck off to the beach with the work phone. On Thursday I'm flying to Eng er land for a weekend of clubbing and substance abuse. That's about it really.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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I'm sitting here waiting for someone to do sometihng so I can do work.I might email people to annoy them.
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How was the Halloween party?Much nerdery afoot? Speaking of which, have you seen BSG: The Plan? I just got leant it but have heard it's not up to the astronomical standards of the rest of the series
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It went well, I'm suffering for it today though. I haven't seen it, I should watch it though. Even bad BSG is perfectly watchable.
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That's the attitude I'm trying to maintainThat and the element of completism. Realistically I know that if it's anything less than brilliant I'll be gutted.
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Is taht the Caprica one?I've seen adverts for it. I'm not sure if it's in my BSG collection. Mind you, I still haven't been able to watch Razor. *glums*
On the other hand, I've invested in the first series of Walking Dead, which I've been reliably informed is fab.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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The Walking Dead is class!2nd series is on FX now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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you've been informed wrong!It's arse. They even fired all the writers whilst writing it!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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not a word of itThere are a bajillion better things to watch that that toss.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01,
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you need a decent usenet provider then!things what are better than that aborted toss:
BREAKING BAD SEASON 1
BREAKING BAD SEASON 2
BREAKING BAD SEASON 3
BREAKING BAD SEASON 4
and The Good Wife
(and Sopranos, Wire etc...)
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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All of a sudden The Wanking Dead seems awesome!!Fuck I hate Sci Fi. What is wrong with me? What professional IT gimp hates Sci Fi?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:07,
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A rare professional IT gimpOne of the most senior chaps a my company is a computer genius who hates sci-fi, so not quite as unique as I might previously have thought.
You're still weird though
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He is posting on hereA certain level of weird is a requirement
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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In a previous job I would get picked for the pub quiz team as the nerdso I could answer the Star Trek questions, even though I've not seen more than 5 minutes of that shit all my life.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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By day: at work/on hereBy night: learning a song by a transgender musician in order to be able to perform it on Thursday night.
Alt: I usually find a quiet reefer helps, but I am running out and will not be replenishing at the end of this lot. After that, booze I guess...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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There is probably a joke for me to miss hereBut no, I do not believe her/him/it to be The Supreme Crow*
This one is a real transgender.
*I assume this is the crow to which you refer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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YepA friend of mine is transgender, I'm unsure how to greet him next time I see him (for the first time as a him)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01,
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Grope his titsIts only polite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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Does she have a cock yet?Or just a moustache drawn on with a marker pen?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:04,
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There is just a dotted line with the letter K thereThe instructions say to glue it on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Judging by how I have spent today, I'm going to be annoyed. alt: booze, and lots of it, plus its my birthday next week, so presents!
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Pub Quiz tonightSeeing a friend for a DVD night tomorrow
Wednesday, no plans
Thursday, Karaeoke at the local
Friday, possibly a trip to Altrincham for a night of belgian beer, but that's quite up in the air atm, due to finances.
Then I'm not too sure about next weekend.
Alt: Nothing much really, going to have a quiet month this month, then start Christmas shopping next month.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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Whoring myself to prospective employers, I should imagine.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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Indeed.There's a hell of a lot of crap out there. I would happily do general admin stuff, but I fear prospective employers will take one look at my employment history and degree and consign me to the 'if we employ him he'll fuck off six months later' heap.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:59,
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That's a tricky one. Have you looked at short term contracts so you can get some dosh in and take more time to take a permanent job you'd like?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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I have applied for a couple of short term positions already.Heard zilch from either of them. Also registered with a few employment agencies, and uploaded my CV onto a few sites. The bastard is, most employers want experience in whatever particular line of work they're advertising, so even if I could probably do the job with a minimal amount of training, it's not even worth applying because there will always be 20 people ahead of me with the requisite experience.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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At least that's not quite as much of a brick wall as demanding a degree for no fucking reason.(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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True, but it's still a pain in the arse.Although I lucked into my previous line of work despite having zero experience in that particular field. Proof, surely, that I'm quite capable of branching out into something new?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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you'd think so wouldn't you?Such is life, why take a punt?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20,
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Still unemployed?When will the North East see your brilliance and hire you!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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I don't know, Apey.Hopefully within the next couple of weeks?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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Thanks.My cousin has just informed me on Facebook that her husband, a civil engineer, has been unemployed for 18 months. They're getting so pissed off they're considering moving back to Switzerland where the situation isn't quite so bad yet.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Chin up mate, I've always found getting a job is as much about luck and being in the right place at the right time as anything elseyou can maximise your exposure to this potential break simply by making your your CV is everywhere.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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This I plan to do.I'll be interested to hear what the Jobcentre has to say this afternoon. And also in seeing if they'll be any fucking help whatsoever.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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This is what I'm afraid of.And I used to work for the fuckers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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It's the most thoroughly depressing experience of my life so far(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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It's the North Eastunless he's got 5 year's experience in car wheel extraction and block raising, he'll have a job. Or rather, he won't.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Liverpool isn't in the North East(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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It's the North.As is everybody and everything beyond Enfield.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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*steals Kroney's Mars Bar stash*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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Not doing a whole heap4 hour round trip commute to sit in London doing nothing as my new boss is off and I'm a contractor who just does what he's told... ho hum.
Misery reduction erm... not sure, Scroobius Pip gig on Thursday. Other than that, sleeping my time away.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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Sushi tonight with friends, NOMTomorrow and Wednesday Ms Foxtrot is teaching after work so I'll be cleaning and cooking like the good little subjugated man-slave I am. Apart from that, dancing.
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I AM cooking 5 spice duck breasts this weekI have DECIDED
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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Posh, Ginger, Baby, Scary and SportyOr, as they were popularly known at my sixth form; would, would, would, looks a bit dirty so might, NO FUCKING WAY
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I see*understands*
would, would, would, filth, pre-teen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:21,
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It says a lot for how minging Melanie "rhymes with jism" Chisholm is/wasthat no-one in my whole sixth form was prepared to throw it up her. It was an all-boys school for gods sake. Many of us had never even smelled a real woman.
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Odd times she looks OK in photosbut then I remember the shellsuit and deflate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:29,
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And the faceand the abject lack of tits
and the crap tattoos
and the voice
and the face again
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She was the first person that I'd ever noticed had the same surname as me.Aside from family, obviously.
Yes, school was indeed a nightmare.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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*searches FB for Kroney*You look a bit like me in one of your profile pictures. Otherwise, you actually are quite good-looking. That's annoying.
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....and you both love poo!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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Thank god for the poo-flavoured condomSaves me no end of cleaning bills
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Surprisingly so, depending on who you ask.And good stalking skills. There must be faaaasands of people with my name on there.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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About 10 came up, searching on my phone so there may well be moreThe top one was friends with Swipey. Otherwise I'd have lost interest quite quickly.
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See my previous about not being arsed to look furtherYou really do look like me in the one pic, and not at all in the others. Weird. Must be the glasses.
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Just seen the same picture, I see Chompy more, tbh.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06,
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Just be careful.Bobby posted by my and my wife's real names on here over the weekend. They have been removed thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:43,
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I have a ridiculous memory for totally incidental factsI doubt anyone else would have remembered when Kroney mentioned his first name bloody ages ago, and luckily I am the soul of discretion.
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Not singling you out Darth, just a general observation to all as I am a little wizzed off by what happened...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47,
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Fair play sirI would be too, decent of you to forewarn against the possibility
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A quick post check confirms this, what an utter tosser.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52,
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What do you mean about post check?It's not still there is it? Thought it had gone.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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Aye, it's goneThe search function allows you to view posts that were subthreads to deleted answers
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58,
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Does it really matter all that much?(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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I was most concerned about my wife's name being posted. She would, understandably, be very hacked off to know people who she doesn't know have made comments about her online that friends, family and colleagues could possibly see.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:55,
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I never can decide when to give a shit about it all.I don't give my name out etc, but it's doesn't really affect me at all.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57,
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I wouldn't want my real name on here, in the same way I wouldn't want my b3ta name on facebookBut I have people off here as friends on there, so whilst I don't tend to mind the majority of you lot knowing my name, I wouldn't want it the other way round.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02,
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I'm not going to antagonise matters any further by saying anymore. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02,
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Oh man, you're both totally locked in a duel to the death now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:56,
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Isn't that what Bobby was born into?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00,
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I don't know, he looks like he was born into a working cement mixer(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
The one who gets sporty's is going to be hungry.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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Tomorrow work is taking me to a distillery to see how gin is made.The fools.
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wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Oh. Fuck. good luck dealing with the consequences of that Monty
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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I've got a bad feeling about this/film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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We're gonna need a bigger glass.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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Same as any other white spirit.But then it only matters how it's drunk.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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I read this as disciplinary and could understand why they would give you gin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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I think i might bake a cake at some point, but tell me B3ta what btype of cake should I bake?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20,
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I think you should bake a cornflake cakeStart simple
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22,
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This is a possibilitywith some nice coffee butter cream icing, NOM!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Coffee cake is ace cakethere is no denying this. And proper icing is a gift from God
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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Butter cream icing is fucking amazing!I was delighted to find you can buy it in tubs, ready to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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I'll keep an eye out for itfor
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:40,
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Or you could mix butter and sugar?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48,
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Who wants to take the risk of burning calories by mixing strenuously?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50,
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Made carrot a last time, was nice and easy and tastyBut i fancy something new...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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That sounds good apart from the white chocolate. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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it would work with plain frosting or butter cream. Or maybe with coconut,just something sweet to take the edge off the lime and ginger
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Beetroot and mixed seed cake is much more tasty than it may sound.(
wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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Hello sexy darling.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52,
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Not too bad, having a baking session before a scary movie nightI anticipate it being delicious. How are you doing? How is the job?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58,
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I'm ok.The job is alright, not very challenging at the moment and I feel like I'm only a step above asking 'do you want fries with that?' but it should all come together soon enough I'm sure. :)
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wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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Excellent. Would love to see you again at some point
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06,
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We're baking cakes at the momentI'm making gingerbread muffins and Charmz is making raspberry cheesecake brownies.
I say coca cola cake.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:52,
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Alright there :)how are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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Not too badHow are you? I wrote a half arsed dissertation plan today, nightmaaare.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:58,
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Could be worse thankslooking forward to seeing you in that there London. When's the dissertation got to be done by?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:00,
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oh, Easterbut I'm only really starting reading and I don't know what to do, I think I have about 3 subjects :/
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06,
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Plenty to choose from then :)at least you've got started on it that's the key thing
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12,
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Family have come to visitso doing stuff with them probably.
Alt: Nothing, nothing to alleviate my misery dammit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22,
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That's very trueand I have a litre bottle of the stuff.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:24,
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Normal gin flavourjust Gordons. As a poor person I can afford no better
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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I tried the Sainsburys own brand last nightIt was OK and cheap.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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The only time I've had own brand ginit tasted like turps. Naturally I still drank it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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I was pleasantly shocked by it being OK(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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I'll bear this in mindI want to try making flavoured gin in the same vein as flavoured vodka
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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This would be a good choice thenThe flavour was quite mild. What would you do?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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Probably the same flavours as I did with vodkalemon, mint and ginger (in separate bottles naturally)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:37,
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GINger!Good idea! Lemon would be nice too. I always add loads of lemon juice in a G&T
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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Since you're flavouring it any waycheap gin is probably best. I imagine it'll make an excellent mixer with other alcohol
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48,
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I'm off to Tescos this week as I've got a load of money off vouchersI shall be purchasing large amounts of red wine and gin for Christmas
I'm thinking a Tanquerry and a Gordons Sloe at the moment, and at least 6 bottles of Merlot
I shall also be stocking the beer fridge up ready
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Tanquerry is an excellent choiceSubstitute teh Melot for Malbec though would you old chap? ta
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:29,
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I may do 3 of each thenNot that you'd sully yourself by visiting the North
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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Tanqueray is nice, good choiceHendricks is better. I'm trying to remember the name of a bottle of gin that the woman in Oddbins had behind the counter. It was ace.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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Depends if they have special offers on I thinkI have to spend £70 to get the discounts!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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Easily donesend a bottle to me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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YeahI've got an excellent lighty-up thing for the bottom of BS gin. The bottle glows blue. I am aware this is sad but I like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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I drank a half pint of that neat, once.I found it to be overrated.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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Anything other than breathing must have felt overrated after that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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I've told this story beforebut when younger I woke up early in the morning after a heavy night's drinking and blearily reached for the pint of water on the beside table. Sadly for me it was neat gin
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:41,
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Oof! FUCK!A wake up call and a half
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42,
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Yesan excellent start to the morning. It's this incident that goes some way to convince me that it's not that I have a miraculous anti-hangover power, but that I am perpetually drunk
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46,
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I think it was Frank Skinner who got to the point of having to drink a litre of sherry before he could get out of bed in the morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:48,
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Eugh. Sherry?Nothing against in small quantities at appropriate times, but in the morning?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50,
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as opposed to a pint of gin? ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:53,
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That was when I was young and reckless ;)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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Gin is best of all the drinksand that's an expert opinion
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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I don't drink it anymore.It has a particular effect on an aspect of my personality that the various assembled boyfriends did not appreciate.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:02,
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It can have a depressive impact.I have seen a grown man weep about very minor matters after a night on the gin.
I have the occasional one as an aperitif but that's it - partly as gin hangovers are amongst the worst.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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I fucking wish it had a depressing effect.Much less embarrassing.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:06,
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For the price differentiation between Bombay and GordonsI'd either get the Gordons or go one better
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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I find it too much - they've gone for too many botanicalsTanqueray, Plymouth or Blackwoods for a day-to-day gin. Caorunn, Tanqueray 10 or Sipsmith for the more serious drinks.
But then I'm apparently the only person in the world that doesn't like Hendricks, either. So I'm probably wrong. Except, of course, I'm me, so I'm not.
And, anyway, as I've said four hundred times before - it's less about the gin and more about the tonic. If you're going to use schweppes of any kind or (god forbid) slimline tonic you might just as well start with meths.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42,
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I quite liked SipsmithsAnd I keep meaning to buy Fever Tree Ginger Ale so I can tuck into my bottle of Hendricks properly. No point using Canada Dry...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57,
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Oddly I like Schepppes slimline but only as a drink on its own I wouldnt ruin good booze with it.
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I am going to be busy at workso busy that I can't check my phone, which may help part 2 of the question.
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No, I have a smartphonebut it doesn't charge properly. It's not the battery that is making me miserable, however.
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I have a smartphoneIt has a tie and everything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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Just watch where your hands are, sonny jim(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:18,
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Trying not to be a blithering idiot in my new job.Also, stopping the apparent office weirdo from talking to me. At all.
Apparently he's traced his family back 20 generations.
Fancy that.
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I'm now confused by an earlier statement of yoursPlease answer the following questions:
a. Are you really Kroney (If yes, proceed to question b.)
b. Are you a gayer?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:15,
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It was the various assembled boyfriends(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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They didn't appreciate the way I treated their girlfriends.Can't say I blame them, really.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:20,
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Every office has a weirdoIf you can't spot one, it's you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12,
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*looks around**spies entire office of oddness*
*suspects he may also be one*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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The weirdo in our office is the polite woman who is nice to everyone, and never swearsThe rest of us are foul mouthed bastards.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:16,
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