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Do you have different reactions to different types of drink?
I mostly just get stupid and want to dance, then pass out. But not gin. I'm naturally quite a flirty person. Gin fucking weaponises it.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:12,
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An ex of mine went into vamp overload if she drank red wine
Naturally I always bought red wine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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IIRC someone on here once admitted to buying gin, knowing that it would make his wife a bit weepy, a bit agressive, but massively horny
Seemed to be worth it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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haha!
Dangersex FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:20,
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From my experience of marriage, the first 2 characteristics were permanent anyway.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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The only unusual reaction that springs to mind with alcohol
Was the time I ended up getting hammered on Tuborg, and for reasons I'm unaware of, I turned into a complete fucking arsehole, agressive, nasty, etc.
I avoided that beer for nearly 3 years, as it'd never happened with any other drink. Hasn't happened since either, I still find it quite odd.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:18,
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I dont appear to be able to get drunk on Corona
I had a night out where I drank at least 12 bottles of it and felt completely sober. This has re-occured each time I've had it so I've stopped drinking it now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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I went through a stage of drinking huge amounts of Corona
I think it affected my wallet more than my head.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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Doesn't taste of much, does it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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With lime - No
Without lime - Not a huge amount, but it's nice.
I tend to like the harsher tasting lagers, Becks, Budvar, Zywiec, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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Yeah, me too
Budvar is great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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Budvar really is wonderful
Either that or Stella are my favourite bottled lagers, methinks. And yes, I'm aware that having those two in the same sentence is almost sacrilege.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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Budvar is lovely. So lovely in fact I am going to the pub right now for a couple.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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The pub I'm at tonight has very much hit and miss Stella on there
But when it's good, it's fucking fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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I have returned from the pub having had several lovely bottles of Budvar.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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Not me, but Mrs Dupinblue
Gets aggressive and nasty and cannot respond to reason* if she has been drinking Jack Daniels.
It usually will be a good night out with me if my first drink is absinthe, but I have nothing but vague anecdotal evidence to back up this claim.
*Actually, she doesn't respond to reason whatever she is drinking. Or sober.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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Tequila = no memory of night out for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:21,
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I haven't drunk tequila in over 2 years now
Ever since it gave me my worst ever hangover, I actually had to leave work I was that bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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Its even if I know I've not had loads
I just cannot remember from about 5 mins afterward
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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I used to be the same with sambuca.
But that was usually because it was the shot that tipped me over the edge.
Another one for that is Absinthe, including the doubles my friend and I had to welcome in Christmas 2 years ago. After that, nothing. No memory at all until I woke up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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Absinthe was responsible for 1st degree burns and a small carpet fire during my housewarming
It was also responsible for me being so pissed I was unable to do anything apart from lie on the floor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:27,
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Haha
I have a similar story: 'Of course you can drink this straight!' quoth I.
Two shots later I had passed out in the only bathroom in the house. For about four hours.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:29,
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Haha, fucking hell
I brought home 2 1/2 bottles of it from Lanzarote when I went, how very classy I am.
Sadly, my friend had taken it upon herself to repack my case to fit a pair of her shoes it, had taken them out from the towel they were wrapped in, and balanced them on top of everything before shutting the case. They were completely destroyed, glass and absinthe covered my clothes. That case still smells of it, despite multiple washes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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The same thing happens to my sister.
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DeeDee, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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Whenever there is a bottle of Tequila out
Someone will have a massive row with their girlfriend before the end of the night. Neither of them will know what it was about the following day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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This is true
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:27,
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Indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:28,
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on jack i tend to clam up and scowl and wish everyone to tbe devil
Wine, i tend to get on the man hunt.
Beer im happy and jokey and raunchy. which is my sober self as well.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:20,
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*pours Kristine a pint of beer/wine*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:21,
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Red wine gives me more of a headache than anything else
but that's about it. I'm the same drunken dancing flirting idiot regardless of what I've been drinking. One day I might learn to know better.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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alcohol makes me drunk
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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LOLMAOOMG
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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uh-oh
looks like the mental hospickle's letting people online now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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The one time I had a proper drunken argument, it was down to cider. Never again.
Tequila makes me horny, red wine makes me sleepy
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DeeDee, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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Cider gives me a banging headache in the morning
in a way that nothing else does.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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I get a headache and heartburn when I'm on my first pint of cider
Aside from that, I don't tend to get any ill effects
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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Cider does wonderful things to me.
It makes me invincible, charming, witty, capable of watching at least two feature-length episodes of Family Guy on the trot, lets me eat anything and consider it wonderful fodder, gives me the strength of ten men and the stomach of half a man, doesn't give me hangovers and tastes like apple juice with breakfast.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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haha,
this is something someone should test at a bash
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DeeDee, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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I'm of the opinion that we need an independent test on drinking at bashes
Or more specifically, 'How red will BK go when it's pointed out he's bought non-alcoholic beer?'
Then, follow it up with 'How much Vodka will he need to top it up enough for him to actually get drunk on it?'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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good luck finding someone sober enough to do it!
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DeeDee, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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Well, there are two b3tans on a year long sobriety challenge for charity...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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ooh, who's that?
Good for them, which charity is it?
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DeeDee, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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Monty Propps and The_Log_Knows
I think it's for the Stroke Association, but I'm not sure. I should ask really, I saw Monty on Saturday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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Straight vodka turns me into a complete liability.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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Everything turns you into a liability Baz!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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Nah honestly I'm a pacifist.
Except on straight vodka. Last time I was drinking it I ended up in clubs down Bigg Market, that speaks for itself on how it alters my judgement. Then outside Bambu I got in a taxi, told him to take me home and refused to get out when he revealed he wasn't a taxi but just a passing car. I was in there arguing with him for about half hour apparently.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:27,
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I love you Baz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:29,
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We should meet for a pre Xmas pint again.
My grant will be in by then so I'll be a millionaire and will have the ability to buy rounds this time. Get other Newcastle based internet weirdo's involved n'all.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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Have you had any more exciting adventures, Barry?
I haven't been paying much attention to the boards recently.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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I get all fighty on
Vodka, I have never know anyone else to though... pretty much everything else makes me juvenile.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Crusha makes me want biscuits
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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This made me "woh'".... morel of the story: Don't be a coked up dickhead.
www.gizmodo.co.uk/2011/10/how-an-unknown-games-retailer-committed-suicide-at-a-gaming-awards-event/#
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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Just read that, pricks.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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ribena makes me less thirsty
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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Cannot drink brandy or cognac
Drank a large amount of it neat when I was 14. 24 years later the smell still makes me gag.
Bloody Mary's give me the horn.
Guinness makes me fat.
Breton cider stops my knees working.
No booze makes me shout at people.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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brandy makes me feel warm
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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jism makes me retch
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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only boring ones
wine gives me a massive headache quite early on. so i stick to neat vodka.
hawksmoor does the most incredible cocktails, and i have fallen in love with the frozen raspberry absinthe fizz. amazing. also, if you ever wondered where all the beautiful people in london hang out, they are all bloody working there!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:38,
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If it wasn't for the fact that I suspect the cocktails probably cost more than a round in Wetherspoons does
I would ask you when you were planning to take me there.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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Ask the question, she can afford it.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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humph
see
thehawksmoor.co.uk/it is basically a super-posh gaucho. if you're a meat eater, the steaks are literally incredible. i tend to stick to the fish or veggie option of the day.
and they had the best pudding EVER last time i was there - warm, melting, crumbling peanut shortbread, served with salty caramel ice cream. beat that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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Happily, remove the fucking peanuts
Absolutely vile.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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I really wish I hadn't browsed the menus
I already wanted a massive pint of something but now I'm bloody starving as well.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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it is the most amazing place
the side dishes are amazing too, i could happily just chow down on those. mini macaroni cheese and mushrooms and carrots...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Maybe the next time I come down, eh?
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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I really want a Zombie now just to see what it'd do to me
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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i'm not sure
but i know you'd love it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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Nah their not that expensive, many are only £8
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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not bad for london, i think
the savoy is about £15 a cocktail (to quote my flatmate: holy shit, and it didn't even come with an orgasm)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:57,
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£7-8 is standard I find
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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Oh really? Where is this Hawksmoor gaff?
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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7 dials or Spitelfields
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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What? In the rookeries?
Egad.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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Not really, no.
I was once given a pint of vodka and red bull by a pal who ran a bar. I woke up the next day covered in blood. I was in my pal's bed (this is not a tale of gayness thank the Lord) - apparently I'd half bashed his door down (he lived opposite the bar), barged into his house, got in his bed and refused to leave. No recollection of this at all. No more vodka and red bull for me.
In other news, my home is saved. I have avoided bankruptcy. I couldn't feel much less 'woo' about this if I tried, sadly. A horrible episode.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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I'm glad to hear you're keeping the house, is that whole debacle over then?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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Not fully over for five years
but now my monthly repayments are fixed at about a third of the amount which I'd been trying (and failing) to stay on top of. If I fuck this up I lose my home straight away, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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Would you like me to be your power of attorny?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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I don't even want you to be my power of attorney.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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Do you need to be able to speel to do law?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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This is generally good news, though.
If nothing else, it means your psycho ex can't hold it over you and stop you from seeing kiddo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Ah yes
but where I used to occasionally chip in extra money for stuff, now I genuinely cannot (my living expenses are stingy as fuck as it is) - she has managed to spend £150 on school uniform for a fucking three year old and thinks I'm going to pay half.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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Don't they sell an entire uniform set for a tenner in the supermarket?
Crazy bitch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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Yes they do.
She's a monumental spastic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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Very much so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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Good stuff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45,
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Monty, that is great news.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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It is, old boy. It really is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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Yey, plans house party!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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I'll woo for you.
Wooo
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PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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this
Good for you Monters.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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That is fantastic news.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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Six months of extreme worry is now at an end.
Worrying about how to make ends meet for the next five years is my new hobby.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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At least you have a fixed total to deal with, pay that the day after pay day and you can relax for the rest of the month
I also sassuem no one will give you a credit card which can only be a good thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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^ FACTS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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i am very happy to hear this.
about your home, not the blood x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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aaannnnd we're having a caribbean feast for dinner.
Good day for you eh?
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wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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I want a Caribbean feast :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:04,
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Lusty's mutton/goat curry is a thing of wonder.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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Oh man, I want mutton/goat curry
probably have sausages and baked poatoe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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I now have the recipe, and shall do my utmost to make it at some point!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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The ingredients do not look promising.
The result is spectacular.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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I would say come and join us.
But I don't really want you in my home.
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wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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Yeah I hate him too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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Sometimes, your words, they hurt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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Sometimes your face, it's gay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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this is so juvenille it actually made me officelol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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I aim to please.
Sadly my aim is more than a little poor, on the whole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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Lusty won't like that
girls are funny about piss on the floor
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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My gaff, my rules.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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Ra-ther.
Thanks a lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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Now you know he's not going to flip out and kill me 'cus his flat gets taken away in the same timeframe as you leave him....
.... you can totally leave him safe in the knowledge that I'll be perfectly safe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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I'm very distressed to hear this
I'd cleared a place on my floor for your records.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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*flicks V's*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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Oh man, my cheap London renter's just fallen through too :(
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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I don't understand this but i assume that the sad face means it's bad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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Tequila makes me ralph almost instantly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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Vodka makes me Chachi
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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Monkey piss makes me Fonzie like there's no tomorrow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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heeeyyyyyyyyyyy
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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It makes me [insert comedy name of b3tan here] too.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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I thought about making a joke to that effect.
but no real names on the internet, eh, DAVE?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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slowest ninja EVAR.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:42,
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Like some kind of snail ninja innit.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06,
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I'm afraid she can't let you do that, Dave.
/film
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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water makes me wee
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Well you just tell Mr.Water that he shouldn't be in the boy's loo in the first place
let alone lying in the urinal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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BYE BYE you 9-5:30 warriors
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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I had quite a few of these a wee while ago
www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/a/agwa-bomb-13688.htmlIt tastes like minging olive oil but fuck me, was dancing like a MENTAL all night.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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I'm rather partial to a jaffabomb
read into this what you will, quenders.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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I like the wakistudents favourite, the jagerbomb.
What's a jaffabomb?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:33,
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50/50 Cointreau and red bull, with the Cointreau bombed.
tastes EXACTLY like a hartley's orange jelly cube before you put the hot water on it
/nostaligia lols.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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Tia Maria and orange = chocolate orange.
Cointreau and irn bru = auld alliance OR sickly sweet shite.
Never had a jaffabomb, might next time I'm out on the piss.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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I have wine gums.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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Party over here!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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Whaaaat
*puts hands in air*
*waves them etc*
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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*places incendiary device on roof*
*repeats*
*Pulls out relevant knife and begins to carve up flooring.*
/Miss Understood
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:42,
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I can drink real ale all night and feel fine the next day.
Four pints of John Smiths, however, and my head feels like Monty's living in it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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That's because it's a mixed gas beer
and therefore full of fucking shite.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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I know.
It dismays me that so many people drink the fucking stuff and proclaim it to be their favourite drink. It's utterly vile.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:42,
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That ale on Saturday was magnificent
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:43,
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It was rather good.
I felt like a champion the next day as well. No ill effects whatsoever.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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I felt like death, but I think that was more due to the huge amounts of cat hair sharing the room I was sleeping in
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:48,
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When I first found Cafferys
which was pretty much the first non-stout on mixed gas I encountered, I was utterly amazed that the transition between stone cold sober and ruined happened across about a window of about a third of pint, rather than over a whole session. Never understood that shit. And the hangover would last for days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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I tend to avoid Caffreys these days.
I had a bad experience on it and vommed everywhere. The then-wife wasn't pleased. We broke up a few months later.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:46,
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My penis is hungry.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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My pen is hungry.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:40,
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Your pen is is hungry?
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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It probably just needs a refill.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06,
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eating is all well and good
it's when it's sick on a lady that you get into trouble.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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On, fine.
In, uh-oh.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:43,
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I had a (female) friend who was sick in another mate's mouth. Mid snog an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:43,
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well, it depends.
with agreement, on = fine
on a crowded tube train, less so.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:45,
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Damn, I love coming on a crowded tube.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:46,
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I'm a shandy man, me.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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Nothing about this statement surprises me.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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Hol' up your hand if you a shandy maaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a--n-n-n-n-n-nn
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:42,
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I'm a bit of a poof when it comes to alcohol.
I drink alcopops or cocktails. Two makes me giggly. Four makes me giddy. Six makes me fall over. Any more than that and I'm not responsible for my actions.
Oh, and no man in the vicinity is safe, either.
In other news, look at my front door:

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:52,
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that's very good but what's the rectangle in the middle for?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:58,
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I'll answer that question here, since you asked it first.
The rectangle is our 'cold callers can get to fuck' sign. I've put a red lightbulb in the hallway light, so the ghosts (just drawn and cut out of A3 paper) and the sign are backlit.
There is also a kilner jar on the doorstep with grapes and noodles in red dyed water, with a label saying 'eyeballs and intestines'. And I have spooky noises on my ipod blasting out of the kitchen window.
Sweeties are all bagged up and ready to go. Now I just need some small children to scare.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:02,
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some just came to my door
I did a fake scream then apologised as all I have is a rice cake, in which they were not interested
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:03,
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Your house is so getting egged later on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:04,
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yeah, well they were about 4
I could totally kick their asses.
I only just got home from work and have to be out again in about half an hour, they can fuck off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06,
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The scary old witch with no sweeties
will be the talk of the playground tomorrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:08,
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yeah
well, it's all part of the crazy
catguinea pig lady image
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:10,
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can't really blame them for that, old buddy old pal
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:04,
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nothing wrong with
chocolate chip ceiling tiles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:10,
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excellent work.
I plan to throw intestines out of the window onto any children that ring my doorbell. Since they can't get into my tenemant to actually play any tricks. It will be a saluatory lesson to them on the general unfairness of life.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06,
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Have you bought intestines in specially, or are you just planning on using your own?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:07,
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I'm sure I've got some lying around somewhere.
If not I'll improvise.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:08,
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What's the big black rectangle in the centre?
Do your ghosts live in a shoebox? Is the shoebox on the ground or is it floating in the air? Is it a ghost shoebox?
If not, how come the lowest ghost is below ground level? Is it the ghost of a mole, badger, fox or other tunnel-dwelling creature?
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:58,
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it's the floor, you thick twat
the ghosts are clearly rising up and passing straight through it.
god.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:04,
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that was a bit harsh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:10,
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Especially since she was wrong, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:12,
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Harsh full stop really.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:12,
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Yeah?
Well you're GAY
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:07,
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that's so cool!
I'm listening to the witches sabbath from berlioz's symphonie - and we're playing it orchestra tonight. Between that and my colleague scaring the students with a mask, that is my limit for halloween this year
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:58,
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I don't why
But I fancy playing Horace goes skiing now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:14,
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Are you disparaging my arts?
I've just had a little witch at the door - must have been about three. Her mum shoved her towards the door and she held up her little plastic pumpkin begging bowl.
Mum had to remind her what to say, and as they walked away agin, I heard Mum saying "Did that frighten you?"
I call that Success on a Stick.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:17,
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hehe
just had a few more - there's a window in my door to I went right up to it going "RAA!". They jumped - yay!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:22,
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You still didn't have anything to give them though, did you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:25,
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no
they didn't want rice cake, either. I had one just now, they aren't that bad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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I love rice cakes - even the plain ones.
See also, oatcakes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:38,
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bet you don't mean REAL
staffordshire oatcakes. Not that I can argue now, I'm off - laters.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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And the jar of eyeballs has claimed its first victim!
I'm loving this. I think I might actually get into xmas this year too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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You've turned into a right bender.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:30,
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Ever since my depression was diagnosed
I've been a bit sort of 'dead inside' when it came to xmas. This year I feel like I might be able to get into it.
Also, takes one to know one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:37,
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The power of the pier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:50,
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+ compels you
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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I laughed at this more than it deserved.
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berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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nice
try lychees in jelly, that looks pretty convincing, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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Yes.
Cheers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:54,
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mead is good for being giggly
lager makes me irritable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:57,
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I have never tried mead.
I imagine it must be pretty sweet. Sweet as in sugar, not as in "wooooah"
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Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:59,
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both
yeah - I think it's the sugar content which does for me. Dry mead is much nicer - try Moniak
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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I've never noticed
tequila probably makes me louder, but mostly they're about the same.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:01,
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Whisky - not a very good idea!
I like whisky but shouldn't drink it so I don't. Last time I had a sesh on the evil stuff I ended up in a rather nasty fight with some friends, some other people I didn't know and the police. Broke some bones in both hands, lost a tooth and contact with two of the aforementioned friends (they haven't spoken to me since - and this was 12 years ago).
In other news, my company car went back to the lease company today so I'm stuck in the village for the foreseeable.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:16,
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My ex father in law used to turn into a right cunt when he'd been on the whisky.
Unfortunately, this happened nearly every night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:23,
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Haloween- Fucking Humbug!
It doesn't merit any observance celebration in my house. At least Guy Fawkes night is about something decent like freedom and democracy. Its also typical crap sent back to where it came from by the yanks.
Christmas celebration is at the very least about love, peace, giving, family and friends.
Easter, Mothers day, fathers day, valentines, and may day can do one as well.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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oh freefair, what a giveaway.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:27,
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no, the phrasing
is quite bobby, I reckon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:37,
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Hang on
Wasn't SemiDetached here before?
I thought we'd already figured out who it was.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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His posting style is reminiscent of a crusty pile of wank tissue
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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Well, that could be ayone...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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Most lager gives me appalling wind and heartburn.
Most wine makes me vomit.
Some beers (I'm looking at
you, John Smith's) bring on the hangover before I've even gone to bed.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:52,
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