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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lol remember when OT used to be hugz and tea and caykez
now look at all of you
I'm so proud *wipes tear*
when was the last time you felt pure joy?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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latest was 14 years ago)
4.45pm on 27th August 2011.When my daughter was born.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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Complete pure joy yes.I have been extremely happy many times since.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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No idea what colour her hair will end up being, but given her mother is a redhead...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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you can always shave it, i wouldn't worry too much...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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I had some nice ice cream last nightand there's still some left. NOt sure that's pure joy since the ice cream is always tinged with the knowledge that one day there will be no ice cream
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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I bet if you bought extra you wouldn't have to worry(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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i only have a small freezer(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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Singing Queen hits with a load of strangers on teh train back from Edinburgh on New Year's day.(
girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:14,
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I think you maybe confusing drunkenness with joybut I concur none the less.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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i figured he was a lurkin'am i wrong?
i definitely don't remember him being on /talk
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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cheers
lifeless
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:31,
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Had it stuck in my head the last couple of days anyway(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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he's gone very quieti think someone might have ordered a coke with their burger or something and he's had to leave the till.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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Maybe a star fell off his badge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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how would he have earned a star?for mopping out the toilets with his oversized mong-tongue?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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ohi wonder if they let him fill the straw dispenser or if they think he might get the straws stuck in his eyes again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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your very mean, the company accountant is in and I need to show her stuff(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
what, like how you put the burgers in the boxesand how you ask people if they want fries with that?
i picture you like anne in "little britain". eh eh eh....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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hehe i like anne from little britain, not the rest of it thoi've never worked in a burger place, i bet it would be fun tho, except the spicy bean burgers, they smell off
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When I freed the beast on your Mum. I say "pure joy", it was more like self loathing.
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Probably seeing last month's paycheck, and realising I could get out of debt 2 months earlier than I'd previously thought(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:16,
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Seeing the kids happy on Christmas Day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18,
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Sorry, I meant seeing to the kids on Christmas Day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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Basted their turkeys real good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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I thought you weren't allowed within 300 yards of the playground any more?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:25,
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he got binoculars for christmas(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:25,
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and a scarfthat was neither here nor there, but everyone always gets a scarf for christmas
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:28,
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lying on my back in the caribbean over christmaswhen a sea turtle popped its head out right next to me and just swam along with me for a bit. ignoring the hot black dude with the bread.
that was pretty joyous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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time on back=sexturtles head=penis
swam along for a bit=pumped you up
ignoring the hot black dude=priceless.
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turtle's head is when you're dying for a shit.She was having sex but needed a poo and James Brown's money meant nothing to either of them.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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sex?what's that again now? it's been about...
..... well, 6 weeks. but i've not had sex this year. that makes me a born-again virgin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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It doesn't work like that6 weeks is sod all. I did Lent once.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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i won't be getting it from that source again thoughhe's put himself on a 3 month sex/wanking detox. ffs.
maybe he IS gay.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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You were dating Cliff Richard?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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sex/wanking detoxhahahahahhahahah
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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urghhe thinks it will somehow make him better in bed for the next one, whoever she might be.
i really really really need to cut the contact now. i'm boring myself!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:48,
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probably best if you do, prolonging the break up will only egascerbate the problem(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)
He'll be in there for 5 seconds before going off like a fire hose!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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First track I ever heard by one of the worst bands I've ever heard.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgw0T9Guqp0
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4
oh yeah NSFW
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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i knowyou'd think i would prefer my hands out of the fire, but somehow they seem to think it's ok to jump back into it. i'm a worse muppet than he is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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you guys are so nice, suggesting there's something wrong with him rather than her, when he's taking a detox after sex with her(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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This is gashHe's clearly getting it from somewhere else. Probably a bloke.
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he is definitely trying iti give it about 5 days myself.
oh look.
it's 5 jan today...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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Has he just phoned and arranged a date?Happy new year, BTW.
First day back and I feel shit. Is it time to go home yet?
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no, i have told him i am doing a 3 month detoxso won't be going out for 3 whole months.
no. you have another 3 hours. knuckle to it, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Good moveIn those 3 months, you'll have plenty of time to find another unsuitable fuckwit.
Strictly speaking I could escape at 4. But I won't. Not because I'm a pro, but because my flexi-time is shot.
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he's not that unsuitablehe's just a fuckwit!
that is an inspiring work ethic, right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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He likes the cockThat makes him unsuitable, I'd say.
I know, I might write a book about it. But I can't be arsed.
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I've got an enforced 4-6 week one coming up, not happy about thatAlso, isn't 6 weeks longer than Lent?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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6 weeks?!15 months for me :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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Check it hasn't healed over(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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I think it hasnot that I'd know how to find it any more
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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This is a common problem amongst menfolk(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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Chuck some flour down there and wait for batter to form(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:48,
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oh you people with "morals"you could have sex any time you want!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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Unfortunately you don't find that out till afterwards.(
girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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Well a nice clean boy with a big willy and who knows what to do with it.(
girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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you'll never find that if you're not looking for it(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:26,
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but some is better than none(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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the Russians have a saying"Quantity has a quality of it's own".
Of course, they were talking about armies.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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Kroney with a turtle's head(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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are you enjoying that little image there?are you? well? ARE YOU?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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I'm going to Blackpool tomorrowI think if you look up "joy" in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Blackpool in January
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You really won't. It's the biggest tip in the world. Lancashire needs burning down.
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I can't put into words how much I hate Lancashire. It's just beyond pointless as a place.
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Come on, what good has come out of Lancashire? Manchester is there but it's a city in its own right and doesn't count. Lancashire is responsible for Blackpool, Preston, Blackburn, Burnley, Bolton and so on. Grim places that no country should be burdened with. They're ruining England.
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And me!Actually, that's probably an argument against Lancashire..
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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Whilst you are a lovely person, Lancashire producing Blackburn outweighs that fact. (, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
True! Blackburn is a hellhole.Even moreso when I lived there.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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This will be my sixth January in BlackpoolI am well aware of its burnability
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This is going to sound silly, but I am jealous.I still want to go and visit the Comedy Carpet. I was within 20 miles of Blackpool last week, but the missus wouldn't make a detour on the way to Manchester for me to go.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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"comedy carpet"?just pay for her to get a brazilian.
that way you'll both be happier for you to visit it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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When is it you're in Manchester for Pearl Jam?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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That's the fucker, couldn't remember then(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54,
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I'd tell you that's not me, but Sporto has it covered.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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It was more a school afternoon as the gig is on the evening(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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It's OK, there are worse people to be confused with than Sportscow.Although if you ever accuse me of liking Pearl Jam again, we'll have words my friend...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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This is almost the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here*spunks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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there's nothing like sitting in a bus forhours looking at a shabby illuminated snowman.
chips taste nicer there, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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I've been wracking my brain trying to think of the last time I felt pure joy and I think it was 22 years ago when my parents brought back my little sis from Sri Lanka.She was so small and cute as a button. It's the nearest thing to a maternal urge I've ever felt.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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OK, cheer it up by telling us when you were most unhappy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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Thanks petal.I spent a week trying to think of a way to steal her from my mum, and then saw sense and realised being a sister was better.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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she's now 'nolongernuts'And she's doing that thing where she is ignoring the negativity and being all sunny and self-deprecating, but she's seconds away from calling us all cunts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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SHE ACCUSED ME OF LIVING IN A TRAILER like there's something wrong with that!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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I spent a lovely week in Anglesy in a trailer.Bitches be trippin!
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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my grandparents lived in a trailer for 20 years right by the beachbest summers ever
who does that cunt think she is anyway, my gran never threw a kitten out of the window she rescued fucking possums, take that you gutter slut
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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glitterslut woul dbe better(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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Are you Ricky, Julian or bubbles? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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I don't get this.So I can't feel hurt or anger by it.
Yay.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Trailer park boys, funny programme.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Everyone knows you live in a beach side house with a group of lolworthy Italian Americans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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Afternoon Ape, when is it you're in Buxton?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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HA HA APE'S GOING TO BUXTON.HA HA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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I'm sure you mentioned a wedding at some point(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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fair do's you fuckin' stalkerinvite arrived today, but haven't seen it yet and can't remember the dates...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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Haha, I remember you asking me about itI was just reminded by the fact Sporto is in the area in a few months time is all!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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All the time.My default setting is 'joyful'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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I just got bail you fucking cunt.I'm a wanted man. My criminal empire knows no bounds. I'm like a one-man Krays (not the bent one).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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My tough gangsta mates have MAD CHEDDAR**lots of money
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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just remember monty, cheddar bob shot himself in the leg (
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:31,
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Alright Monty Boyce, King of the World.How are you today?
Did you do something different with your hair?
You look lovely x
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Hello my dear, sweet darling.I am thinking of cutting much of it off ACKSHERLY.
PS have you lost weight? You look FIT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Oh really? To where? The shoulders? [I don't actually know how long your hair is.]I definitely haven't, I'm pregnant.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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I may cut it to shoulder lengthinstead of nipple length where it is now. It looks a bit like grey rope at the mo.
Are you really preggers? I do hope so. More Kristines would be splendid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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pink and brownand then you wouldn't be able to tell if he had been licking out lusty, or rimming her.
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no, I object to thinking about b3tans doing anything sexual(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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haircut and a spell in the army is what you need boy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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Fat geeks rejoice www.reghardware.com/2012/01/05/fast_food_chain_celebrates_star_wars_release_with_black_burger/
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That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I didn't know fast food could get any more grim.
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I was the most miserable I have ever been on New Year's Eve. Monty was there.
Hahahahahahahaha!
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I was fairly miserable. I had face aids and was watching harry potter. with my mom.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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A train leaves a station and travels north at 50km/hr. Three hours later, a second train leaves on a parallel track and travels north at 90km/hr.How far from the station will they meet?
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Correct. You are entitled to one McDonalds breakfast or a night around Montys.
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I hope you know I don't know the answer to that, and although there may be a logical way to examine the question and come up with an answerI've no clue how to even begin to find it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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In 3 hours, the 1st train is 150 km away (50*3)
The 2nd train gains on it at 40 kph (90 - 50)
To overtake it will take 3.75 hours (150/40)
3.75 hr * 90 km/hr = 337.5 km from the station
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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A car travels 40 mph for 20 miles, 36 mph for 24 miles, and 48 mph for 16 miles. what is its average speed? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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what is this, prove kristine is a maths dumbass hour?(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:10,
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If it takes 2 men an hour to dig a holeHow long will it take one man to dig half a hole?
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I suppose it depends on each mans idea of a hole.Because the two men could say a hole has to be three feet deep, while the one man thinks it should be 4.
either way I don't care.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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AW-RAAAGHTIceland holiday is booked. Sadly my passport will have expired by then so I have to find £77 to renew the cunt. This may prove tricky.
*makes soup out of old sneakers*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:16,
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*sends pocket change*I'm making a jar to collect funds to travel to your kingdom.
I wrote that as kingdown at first. I feel this is more accurate.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:18,
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Next year my father turns 70,This means I (and hopefully my child and Lusty) shall be in Virginia in April. Lolz guaranteed...until my old man starts hitting on you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:24,
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Sportscow thinks he should keep it.I've never heard of a better reason for a haircut than that.
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Monty's mum goes to Lesbos.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:56,
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