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My cousin is on facebook saying how scared and angry she is, waiting to see if the clinic that did her false boobs will replace them free of charge.
She said it is scarier than the time she gave herself skin cancer from going on sunbeds.
Discuss.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:57,
257 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
Sounds like your cousin might be a bit of a dickhead.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:58,
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She said anyone who says they deserve it is evil
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:05,
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I'm inherently slightly evil.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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I wouldn't go as far as to say they deserved it.
And actually, if you buy faulty goods you should be entitled to a replacement or refund, whether it's a car, a TV or a pair of gigantic fake tits.
But it's still not the most sympathy garnering of problems, is it?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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quite true
So long as the taxpayer or NHS donKt get forced to pick up the bill
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CheatingRabbit, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:21,
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Unless they were NHS implants. In which case, I think we are, rightly, stuck with it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:22,
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less than 5%
Were originally on the NHS, I believe. Which leaves a whopping amount for private clinics to mop up.
Any bets that the remedial work will be in the *same* ratio?
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CheatingRabbit, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:26,
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Nope
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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What the fuck? Seriously?
It's the same as if someone buys a faulty car that crashes (potentially faitally) due to the fault.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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Not really gonz there's another level that goes on top of this
the risk of removing them can cause serious health problems or death is there, not like returning a car.
So there has to be a calculation based on the risk of the implants failure vs the risk of an early removal.
There's not enough evidence of the failure rate to properly asses that risk at the moment so the correct thing to do is "wait and see" but people don't want to hear that about their health even when it is correct advice.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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I totally argree with that if the risk of taking them out/replacing them is higher than the risk of them bursting and causing related health problems..... then they shouldn't be replaced.
But to say Buyer Beware on this, we're not exactly talking about getting a DVD that turned out to be pirate off ebay here... we're talking about a medical doctor OK'ing an invasive medical procedure for one of many reasons beyond "Tee hee, nice tits, love".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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I totally agree with her.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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Your cousin 'does not sound like my kind of people'
This is a nice as I can put it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:59,
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your genes are defective
kill yourself now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:01,
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Fuck all to do with me!
I don't even wear false eyelashes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:04,
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Don't worry, my cousin is a twat too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:02,
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Nana sounds like a right ol' dear and all, I'd happily take her out for a few G&Ts.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:04,
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My nana or his?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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He's changed his fucking post, the slut.
Yours.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:07,
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Ha.
Oh yeah, I forgot I did that already. I'd barely hit 'post' before I decided I wanted to say the other thing. Sorry.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:08,
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I'm surprised you think she'd make a good mop with a broomstick up her arse.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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I was wondering that.
But mine have both been dead years, so I am hoping yours.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:07,
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I recently reconnected with my cousin
Turns out he's a bassist in a band doing quite well for themselves in their genre, and was recently praised by
Steve Di Giorgio.No idea about the other 10 or so though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:10,
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Marseille lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:16,
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Haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:21,
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I'm wondering who will be the first to post POIDH.
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:05,
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My money is on The Colonel.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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you win!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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i'd like pictures of them slicing her boobz open plz?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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see what I can do
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:23,
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thx bbz
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:32,
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You saw right through my plan :(
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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That is all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:07,
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Your cousin is every female Scouser AICMFP.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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Errr, not me or my mates, you bastard
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:16,
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I'm not sure I believe you.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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Well you've met me.
Do i have eyebrows like insulating tape?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:23,
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They were quite prominent.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Haha you cheeky fucker.
they're like distant geese
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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an 'm' over each eye?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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The magic arches
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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ok, two halves of a distant goose
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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hahaaaaa!
I love this!
HONK!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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I think you must have been made aware of our exciting array of chavvy cousins...
Do you htink I could persuade someone that mine are implants, and get a free reduction? That would be good.
In other news, accounts are almost done, I have a headache and a sore throat, and there is a trip to the tip in my near future.
In other other news, I have to apologise to chompy and whoever else it was yesterday, as I saw the Jasper Carrott extravaganza last night. : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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He was a bit "poo", wasn't he?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:17,
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Hahahahah!
First thing this morning I said 'If anyone sees B3th can they ask her if she still thinks Jasper Carrott is funny after last night'.
I have my answer, thank you.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:17,
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I still maintain Classic Carrott is hilarious
This is just another case of carrying on long after the talent goes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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If by hilarious you mean excrement
Then you are correct.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:22,
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maybe he was 'of his time' b3th
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:24,
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He's a 70 year old man singing songs about viagra meaning he can give a woman a 'stiff drink'
I'm not sure what 'time' that was anything other than downright icky.
I realise that's twice I've mentioned that today, but I really did find it quite disturbing. *shudder*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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That whole banking rant was a bit tedious
and the sketch with his daughter.
And the song at the end.
Fuck it, the whole thing was awful. *cries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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It really was bad. Sorry.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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She is a waste of blood and organs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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She is carrying on our family genes
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:24,
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Well, someone might as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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She is an idiot as the risks are borderline negligable.
However people are often very scared by their health so you should be supportive.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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They've always been considered risky
and the 'I've got no money for replacements' defence is no good as they HAVE to be replaced at your cost every ten years, so how was she going to do that? They must be about 8 years old now.
I won't say any of that to her because she's scared and she's also very handy. But really, why don't people stop doing these things to themselves?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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Because tits are awesome Roots tits are awesome.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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Solid grapefruit under a tent ones aren't/
I like juicy natural ones, no matter how small
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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in the long run, small tits will work out better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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I've never "had a go" on fake boobs
are they really that bad?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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i don't think they look that nice
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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Meh, I can barely tell the difference.
My mind in that situation usually consists of "... .... breasts..... ..."
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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I did once and they were pretty good, they were small ones though as she had hardly any chest to begin with.
And they looked fucking mint.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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"...Roots tits are awesome..."
(PsychoChomp Considers this a race hate crime against me., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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I'm very charming
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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Very witty comeback!
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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It's properly out of order to take someone's words out of context for your own amusement, you know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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:(
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Because people put their self worth in the weirdest places.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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I, for example, put mine in other people's opinions of me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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Yeah, I did that for a bit.
It doesn't end well.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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they had some reactionary bint with fake tits on the BBc the other day scaremongering
the actual Dr. they had on was completely exasperated at he inability to listen to the facts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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That's why people shouldn't get their medical advice from the papers.
I've heard tales of people actually going in to A&E asking for them to be ripped out immediatly...
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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i think she might do that
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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Tell her to ring NHS direct
08454647, they'll probably calm her down without costing the NHS a bunch of money.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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My diagnosis is that your cousin is a vacant bint - sorry to be the etc.
However, she should be entitled to a free replacement, assuming she has kept the receipt.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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Hahahah
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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Have I mentioned about how I'm recently single?
I am also VERY shallow.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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Well if her clinic won't replace 'em, she;ll have to get them taken out by the NHS, who are refusing to replace.
So i doubt they'll be very nice after that...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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Totally just popped a rod-on
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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well it will be fuller than her tits...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Judging by the sound of her, they'll be like a pair of pork pies.
Brown and and unhealthy looking on the outside, mostly air on the inside with a lump of meat rattling around in the bottom.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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Will there be jelly?
that's the best bit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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you could squeeze it out the nipple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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DefCon Melton
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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'a lump of meat rattling round in the bottom'
That reminds me, where's Darth?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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You seriously need to re-consider your pork pie supplier.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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She should fill them with wheat bags, then she could warm them in the microwve
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Ha!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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I'd totally motorboat her on a frosty morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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Can I numb them first?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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the implants will do that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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You may have missed my feed line for a joke....
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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On a second reading, I'm still missing it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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For Nakers benefit:
numnumnumnumnumnumnum.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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thx
I left to get tea and home made baklava
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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Fucking Thatcherite food.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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i'm wearing 'miner skin' brogues today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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Big brother may be her natural home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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I think I upset CQ and he isn't my friend anymore : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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i'm not CQ am i?
i don't think i am but it can be confusing
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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You're nobody.
:)
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TheColonel, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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till somebody loves you.
So, yes, Quents, you're nobody.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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my gf loves me, i think sasha might love me too
my family love me (not in a bert way tho)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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Scarpo, as our resident Country-phile, perhaps you can help me out with a decision
Are the Louvin Brothers within your remit?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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Every now and again yeah.
I don't listen to tonnes of really old stuff, but I do like them every now and again yeah. Didn't Charlie die last year?
Why do you ask?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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There are vinyl reissues of two of their albums
I can't justify buying both, so need to decide which on to get.
Tragic Songs of Life or Satan is Real?
And yes, Charlie did die last year.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Honestly, toss a coin.
I enjoy both, but to be honest haven't listened to them as full albums for years.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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OK, thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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no you're not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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are you sure? people were always confusing me with Comrade Quixote to begin with
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:54,
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You'd be hard pushed to get on the wrong side of CQ.
Did you look at him funny?
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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i looked at him from the right
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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*draws sharp intake of breath*
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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he's alright as long as you stay on his left...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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you're late
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Uh oh
Spawn of swipe ahoy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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unlikely, gay men can't make babies, FACT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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Gay men make shit babies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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which they birth onto coffee tables
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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I didn't specify the Nazi gays
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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what a horrible thought
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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: (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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i meant me having any spawn you muppet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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This is almost topographically impossible.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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Don't be a tool
I'm just not going to talk politics with you any more, because you're incapable. It's not like I hate you or anything.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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*hugz*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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Fuck off you dribbling mong.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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*slides down leg weeping*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:41,
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Been there.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:42,
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She can have mine if she wants.
I don't need them.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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I'm sure there are plenty of male b3tans who could put them to use
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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As paperweights maybe.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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I dont have that much paper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Lol
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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i think it's easy to pillory people for wanting to look better
given what the media throws at us, especially women, from a young age. and lots of men do conform to the stereotype of what is attractive in a woman. and women do it even more when comparing themselves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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^this
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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it's true
partly it's nature: we are attracted to attractive partners. but it went too far a long time ago.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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It was bad enough when I were a teenager, God knows what it's like now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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probably the same
you can do a test on here. take the least attractive b3tan you can think of - no, not him - yes, that one will do - and see how many times he goes on about hot/fit birds. i guarantee it'll be totally disproportionate to his own toadlike features and hairy arse.
then take the most attractive girl you can find - awww, thanks! - and see how many times she bashes her own appearance.
not being flippant/sexist, however, the value put on attractiveness is v shallow. but it's universal and it won't change. so whilst i wouldn't really do it myself, other than something like teeth whitening, i do understand people who feel pressured to change themselves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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It doesn't help when you're the size of a brick shithouse.
I can't really have plastic surgery to fix that.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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ah you're just tall!
lots of men are taller!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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Yeah! Basketball players and Hagrid.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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This is an excellent response and gets a click!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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*curtsies*
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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I'm 6' 3"...just sayin like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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....and married...........and according to Monty, bent : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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I heard he was a bent spactic
who waves a lot
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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*WAVES HARD*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:29,
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well he gave me some MDs and I woke up with a sore bum and a new meme
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:30,
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I could do with a new meme.
I'm fed up of being the lonely cougar.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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QUEEN OF TROUSERS!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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HELL YEAH!
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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this should be your sig
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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6'3" fives
It's a good height to be. All the best people are that height.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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True facts
*looks down at minions*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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Yeah but sticking foreign objects into your flesh?
Wasting money that you could take your kid on holiday with?
Gordon Bennett
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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It sounds like she went for a medical procedure that is deamed within the confines of 'safe' according to whatever governing body deemed it soo...
... and that weather she got them "To have bigger tits, tee hee, bouncy bouncy, tee hee" or because she has a chronicly low self esteem value.... eaither way, she didn't expect the product she purchases to no longer be fit for perpous, and this product/service she bought has the potential to seriously hurt her health through no fault of her own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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yeah, but at present the research suggest that they don't pose a serious risk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Is this UK taxpayers problem?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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natural selection innit, those that can afford to get the removed will survive
those who can't...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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..will need bigger coffins.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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Then why are they replacing them at all if there is no risk?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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People and the media kicking up a fuss.
There is a risk, they're not medical grade and should never have been used. However the risk is so low that there's not enough data to suggest a failure rate.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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They're not fit for the purpous they were built for", statuary rights or something like that, isn't it?
Surly whoever did it should replace them, and claim it on their malpractice insurance?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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yeah but only if the risk of failure is higher than the risk of an opperation
as I mentioned up there
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1494289
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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legally they are the same as any other 'vendor' yes.
They should replace them, but not the NHS. The NHS should just remove them, and I'm still pissed off that they will have to do this in some cases. Besides, smokers and drinkers pay their tax don't they. There isn't a titty tax.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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I think the NHS should replace them if they were put in by the NHS,
You can only get plastic surgery and reconstruction on the NHS not cosmetic, so these women have had breast cancer or something not just wanted bigger boobs.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Oh aye yeah
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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this would be true
were it not for the fact there isn't one single medical reason to replace them, it's total press scaremongering. And press scaremongering that started in France, let us not forget. A country where you are allowed to be registered with as many doctors as you like in case the one you usually use won't prescribe you enough shit to shut you up.
It's like asking Texas and Arizona to advise on liberal immigration lawmaking, really
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:46,
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Thank fuck
My moobs would cost me a fortune
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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I always thought it was up to where-ever they were purchased from. Part of the purchase was putting them in, so part of the purchase should be about replacing them...
... and the practice's insurance should cover it... if it was done on the NHS, then they should do it, if it was done on BUPA, then they should (etc).
But taking what Chomp said up there, if the risk of replacement is higher than not, then it shouldn't be done at all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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I was referring to people who had them done privately but want the NHS footing the bill
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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I'm not 100% sure the NHS should foot the bill, completely unsure of that, but I'm pretty sure the person who got it done shouldn't.
Everything I'm saying is on the basis of it being safer to replace than to leave them in.... but I think it was the manufacturer's fuck up, they should pay for it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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PIP no longer exists so that can't happen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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it's not safer to replace them than to leave them in
because ... here's the thing .. there's not even one tiny bit of evidence they cause harm.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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if you have an optional medical procedure, you should be prepared for the consequences
i had all this when i had laser eye surgery.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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was your optomotrist called Auric?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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Wow, that's a bit heartless.
It's not like getting cancer from fags where everyone who smokes knows about it beforehand.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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you only have yourself to blame though
if i'd gone blind or lost the ability to drive at night etc, i'd have had to blame myself for having the surgery too. my eyes worked fine before it, they just needed glasses - which i found unattractive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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This^
Glasses and contacts were a pain in the eye
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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I like my glasses.
I hated contact lenses, although I do miss being able to wear normal sunglasses instead of heavy prescription ones.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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^This is the single most boring thing I have ever said on B3ta. And i've said some boring shit before.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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If it turned out that happened, due to a faulty part of (say) the eye-drops you use afterwards or the lazer.... then you wouldn't take legal action against that element that went wrong?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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i couldn't now
there's a 3 year limit on personal injury claims.
it would depend what it was. i suppose it wasn't really a fair analogy. if they fucked my eyes totally, yes i'd have sued - although other people tried that and got zero compensation - but if i had just had to suffer a deterioration in the quality of my life, such as dry eyes or no night driving, both of which are well-documented side effects, i think i'd have had to take it on the chin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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The 3 year thing isn't really the point.
In this case it's not the surgen fucking your eyes, it's a product that he used fucking your eyes... a product that is designed, sold and used to not fuck your eyes. I don't think people are understanding, it's not an ordanary/documented risk that "your implants my contain non-medical grade blah bah".
I can't see the difference between this and someone buy a fridge from dixons that turns out it has a manufacturing fault that can cause house fires.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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No, it's not at all.
Although, if you want to use that analogy, it would be like someone buying a fridge from dixons that a friend of a friend in France reckons might cause house fires despite there never being one single case of a house fire being actually caused by that fridge. So, out of interest, do you think you should be able to take your fridge back after you've had it for 8 years because some bloke said he heard it might cause a fire?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Oh no, not at all, I'm basing everything I'm saying on them being unsafe, I've said that right from the start.
I'm not arguing weather they're safe or not, I don't have a clue....I'm arguing as to if they are unsafe, that the women who have had it done should have sympathy and shouldn't foot the bill themselves.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:16,
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The point is what you wish them to be unsafe relative to?
I mean, nothing is abitrarily "safe". In this case, for whatever reason, every patient has chosen to have something foreign placed in their body, which has an inherent risk.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:38,
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Racist
They haven't
all got AIDS, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:54,
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There have always been risks with implants. They can rupture etc
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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Yes, and "It being made of factory gloop" shouldn't be made of one.
Taking a different route, isn't getting ill from food poisoning in a resturant just as bad?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:55,
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it's made of silicon.
silicon is silicon. The fact that it's matress grade rather than tit grade doesn't actually make it in any way more dangerous.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:05,
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well, yeah. it's pretty much exactly like that.
You had something you don't medically need which has a universally known and well publicised risk to it. Even glossing over the risk in the surgery itself.
Do they "deserve" it? No. Am I going to have much sympathy? Not really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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This goes into the debate between quality of life vs medically need.
Let's say a lady has chronic low self image and resulting depression that could be eliviated (note: not 'cured') by it.... then surely it's worth it? Surely the fact that they do it at _all_ on the NHS shows that it is a nessersary in some cases?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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This person has not had it done on the NHS
Therefore nothing you've said there is relevant.
I'm not talking about NHS reconstruction or self-esteem cases. Partially because they correspond to a very, very low proportion of all implants but mostly because the NHS have already said, some while ago, that they will replace any PIP implants in those medical cases without question if the person is concerned. Even though there is absolutly no reason to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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they have to be replaced every ten years anyway
so this way, if her clinic pay up, she gets a free upgrade
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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Sorry, but we all have our own worries, not always related to breasts either!
Currently I'm worried about one of my debts, I'm only paying £15 a month on it, I wanted to call the company in question to find out how much I had left to pay, and I can't find contact details for them.
The only info I can find even close to the company I was dealing with says that they're now dissolved, what should I do?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Cancel your d/debit and see what happens.
They'll contact you soon enough.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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I considered that, but last time I tried I ended up getting penalties on top of what I already owed...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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What's the code for the debt on your account
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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M-U771T
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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My account simply says "MONEYWISE SERVICES 859801B" under the payment
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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Are you being scammed?
Do you send the payments to a bustop in nigeria?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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I've spoken to the company on several occasions in the past, and it's an agreement that was put in place due to a previous issue
So, No. It's not a bus stop in Nigeria.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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I know someone who bought a necklace on ebay, where the seller was registered to a bustop in nigeria
funnily enough it never arrived
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Contact your bank get them to give you more information about the person you're paying.
They should be able to give you a sort code and account number.
From that sort code you can find there bank and you can ask if your payment is going through properly, and if that account has been dissolved.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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Cheers, thank you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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DON'T THANK ME THEN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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Ok, I won't.
Turns out the company has renamed themselves, that's why I couldn't find them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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Sounds dodgy to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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Me too
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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Did they used to be called 'Big Dave'
and now they're called 'Dave the Loanshark Who Is Gonna Shove Your Head up Your Arse'?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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Moneywise Financial Services, now called (or under) The Harlands Group
Google gifts me a raft of complaints about them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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Oh
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:41,
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Got through to the person I needed, got the info I needed
On the upside, the balance is far lower than I'd expected.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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Hooraaaaaay!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:46,
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Woo!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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Now you can afford whippet food AND coal!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:47,
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If I had a dog, it'd be a proper dog.
Not a fucking whippet.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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bella?
"roll over Bella, roll over....good girl!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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No, not a communist
A black labrador, something along those lines.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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I've done loads of work today, but now I'm bored, motivate me B3ta!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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If you don't do more work then the baby Jebus will look down on you and judge you.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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and wank in your eyes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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And I'm off home.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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eh? part timer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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This makes me think of a baby with a long beard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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Everyone dislikes you, your opinions and your attempts at humour.
I think you should really put more effort in because at the moment you're the worst person on /offtopic a place full of totally useless ugly cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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I disagree
Some of Apey's comebacks have been excellent lately. Even MONTY has lolled
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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He said he loved me...
...he also said I was a witless spastic though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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EVERYONE says you are a witless spastic though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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this is true, I don't know what to think now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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This is because you are a witless spastic
I hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:55,
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it truely does thank you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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Plus
everyone knows your IQ drops twenty points when you have a baby. It's the lack of sleep or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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That is women
and it is something like 3% of their brain.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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it's the last vestige of reason that goes first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:55,
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haha!
Apey has got wrong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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I meant women...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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Yep, and your tired Mrs has been giving you shit for no reason, correct?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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actually babygirl sleeps through now
last night she fell asleep sat on my lap and then kept waking as her head lolled to the side
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:08,
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I like this
The best time is right now, before they start running around and screaming at you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:15,
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don't worry, ape
he forgets about me because i'm on LOLIGNORE. but he actually thinks i'm worse than you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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One step up the ladder of chompy's acceptance
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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don't kid yourself
if you're not a teenager that he can get drunk and hit on, you'll never make it to the top.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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Fucksocks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:11,
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This would be hurtful if it was not so obviously completely incorrect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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I read that reply as "mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhh"
and imagined you said it with a lot of spit coming out of your mouth
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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well yes, but only because i was face down in your mum's minge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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I'm lolling hard at this and the Bella comment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:16,
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Yeah, listen to Sporters, I'm AWESOME*
*may still contain traces of spactic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21,
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..and again at spactic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21,
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*Whispers*
Don't tell him, but he makes me lol too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:27,
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to be fair i'd agree with everything he said
I've clicked it in the hope it'll get pop paged cos its very succinct
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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