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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monty goes away
For a couple of days and this place stops.
What do you run or manage?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:44, 233 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
For a couple of days and this place stops.
What do you run or manage?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:44, 233 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I don't run or manage anything except for my own life.
Currently I'm not sure I'm doing it right.
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Currently I'm not sure I'm doing it right.
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Calling Darth Foxtrot, Calling Darth Foxtrot.
please come and 'get' this joke for us.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
please come and 'get' this joke for us.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
*flounces over the horizon, cape billowing*
Poppet is a lady. The lady does not lead.
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Poppet is a lady. The lady does not lead.
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Coming from a nation of shit cricketers does not impact one's ladylike tendencies
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Yeah, gutted mate, frankly
You must be made up mind.
The result has actually bothered me less than what the filth "supporters" were chanting
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
You must be made up mind.
The result has actually bothered me less than what the filth "supporters" were chanting
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Tbh, the win was nice, but how well we played made it even better, Kelly played a blinder last night, nearly scored as well
Why, what were they chanting?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Why, what were they chanting?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
You remember our owner died recently?
"Where's your chairman gone", "you're going down with your chairman"... scum. Subhuman scum.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)
"Where's your chairman gone", "you're going down with your chairman"... scum. Subhuman scum.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I like how Liverpool are called murderers and never have anything to say back
'Always the victim, it's never your fault'
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
'Always the victim, it's never your fault'
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
They've punched a hole through the bottom of the barrel
In fact, if you've got a moment, they've hollowed out a new three-tier sub-basement area and retrofitted the barrel in a painfully transparent attempt to impress Kevin McCloud
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
In fact, if you've got a moment, they've hollowed out a new three-tier sub-basement area and retrofitted the barrel in a painfully transparent attempt to impress Kevin McCloud
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
That's no worse than some of the things that are said here on a regular basis.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
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Granted
But there's a tacit understanding here that all bets are off because "it's only the internet". Plus there's a difference between one person telling another he fucked his Mum and she was crap because she's dead ROFL, and several thousand people disrespecting the recently deceased in noisy union.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
But there's a tacit understanding here that all bets are off because "it's only the internet". Plus there's a difference between one person telling another he fucked his Mum and she was crap because she's dead ROFL, and several thousand people disrespecting the recently deceased in noisy union.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I remember* when we played someone
And one player's brother had been convicted of murder. There were plenty of "where's your brother gone?" And Much worse.
*but clearly not very well
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
And one player's brother had been convicted of murder. There were plenty of "where's your brother gone?" And Much worse.
*but clearly not very well
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Sometimes, but I'm not really supposed to do that as a "follow".
I missed dancing today, I was doing a prac instead. :(
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I missed dancing today, I was doing a prac instead. :(
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If you're still breathing then you're currently managing the project in a steady state,
consitantly achieving BAU goals and improving the lessons learnt and minimising the inherent risks of the project.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
consitantly achieving BAU goals and improving the lessons learnt and minimising the inherent risks of the project.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Good.
Just over a month until JeffStock. So time to get into training.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Just over a month until JeffStock. So time to get into training.
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One of the "leadership team" (four people) responsible for running 400 restaurants, £500m turnover, £60m EBITDA and 12,000 staff.
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Thankfully not. We have four different brands, none of which are fast food.
None of them do brilliant food though.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:51, Reply)
None of them do brilliant food though.
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No, but a good mate of mine is the MD of Garfunkels and Chiquitos.
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Ah, it must be Angus Steakhouse then.
The basis of your friendship is the friendly rivalry over who can charge the highest prices for the most mediocre food in the least hygenic restaurants.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
The basis of your friendship is the friendly rivalry over who can charge the highest prices for the most mediocre food in the least hygenic restaurants.
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I have a strange fascination with Angus steakhouses. Cannot believe tourists are stupid enough to pay £20 for a shitty 8oz rump steak that probably comes from a Zebu.
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It's like never the twain
With Battered being played by Winsor Davis.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
With Battered being played by Winsor Davis.
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And your online ordering system is shite.
Bane of my fucking life, you lot are, IIRC.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Bane of my fucking life, you lot are, IIRC.
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I'm being an internet fatty and eating peanut butter on toast at my desk while arsing about on the internet.
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Yes. I as I am obviously VERY IMPORTANT AND A SERIOUS PLAYER.
So much so I prat about on here.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
So much so I prat about on here.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
At least it's a flight of stairs up on the usual existence of board members
I changed four YES THATS RIGHT FOUR PRINTER CARTRIDGES TODAY, the manager said if I keep this up they might MIGHT keep me on their YTS
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I changed four YES THATS RIGHT FOUR PRINTER CARTRIDGES TODAY, the manager said if I keep this up they might MIGHT keep me on their YTS
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
First 4 seasons?
Bugger, I am jealous. I still only have 1 & 2 and have spent £30 aready.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Bugger, I am jealous. I still only have 1 & 2 and have spent £30 aready.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
There;s a bit in season 2 that just made me cry with hysterics when I was watching it on a train.
It's silly, but Liz Lemon's Dad, Dick, is taking the family & Jack out for lunch. Jack offers to pay but Dick is having none of it, insisting it's his responsibility and he says "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)
It's silly, but Liz Lemon's Dad, Dick, is taking the family & Jack out for lunch. Jack offers to pay but Dick is having none of it, insisting it's his responsibility and he says "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick"
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Haha nice
I proper pissed myself when Liz asked Jack why he was wearing a tux and he replied "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I proper pissed myself when Liz asked Jack why he was wearing a tux and he replied "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I don't run, I'm an internet fatty.
I manage all call offs for the company, chasing up PO numbers, checking stock, etc.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I manage all call offs for the company, chasing up PO numbers, checking stock, etc.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I run a team of 6 ICT consultants
This is as interesting as it sounds. I also run
I manage to get fucking furious every day
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is as interesting as it sounds. I also run
I manage to get fucking furious every day
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)
as in, do you go and work through it, or do you just go "ARGH FUCKING BOLLOCKY TWAT-HEADED GOBSHITES!"
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best comedy in many years
I'm downloading the first 4 series as we speak
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I'm downloading the first 4 series as we speak
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Good day, bluds.
I am in charge of multi million pound insurance claims. Made by the people we all love to hate - bankers. I get to tell them to fuck off basically.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I am in charge of multi million pound insurance claims. Made by the people we all love to hate - bankers. I get to tell them to fuck off basically.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I sense an opportunity for fraud here. How much is the average claim? Split it with you 50 - 50.
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It wouldn't be that difficult. The biggest one I settled last year was USD181m.
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I bet you've never heard of the story the guy who insured some cigars, then claimed they got distroyed in a series of small fires and then got arrested for arsein.
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I have. And it's true.
I believe he took his insurers to court. He won and Insurers paid out. He then got prosecuted for arson.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I believe he took his insurers to court. He won and Insurers paid out. He then got prosecuted for arson.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Insurance seems to be the last old school industry in this respect
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Being an old school type I really enjoy it.
It's nowhere near as much fun as it was 10-15 years ago. It used to be every day from lunchtime through the afternoon.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
It's nowhere near as much fun as it was 10-15 years ago. It used to be every day from lunchtime through the afternoon.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Couple of academic research groups
about 10 people. And countless students, but that's "manage" as in "barely cope with"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
about 10 people. And countless students, but that's "manage" as in "barely cope with"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
You're missing a valuable public service here old boy
It should be "manage" as in "force to participate in a more lethal and bloody hybrid of Total Wipeout and The Running Man for my own personal amusement"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)
It should be "manage" as in "force to participate in a more lethal and bloody hybrid of Total Wipeout and The Running Man for my own personal amusement"
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Does it make me a squealing teenage fangirl to be proper excited about the movie?
I loved the books. There, I've said it.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I loved the books. There, I've said it.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I know, I know
I shouldn't like them but I really do. Don't judge me, Q-Dog, you know your good favour means everything to me
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I shouldn't like them but I really do. Don't judge me, Q-Dog, you know your good favour means everything to me
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i just can't keep being mean to your adorable mug
cmere and gimme some of that man love
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
cmere and gimme some of that man love
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they don't need my help for that
they are students after all.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
they are students after all.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i run after ice cream trucks and manage to get out of bed in the morning
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
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I barely manage to manage my own existance
this is why I took a wife to manage my life for me.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)
this is why I took a wife to manage my life for me.
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That's the nicest way of saying you're under the thumb I've ever heard
Morning
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Morning
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Marnin'
I try and use my iphone as a diary, but frankly it never crosses my mind to enter things into it or to check it to see if I'm free. Which I inevitably am because I've not entered anything...
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I try and use my iphone as a diary, but frankly it never crosses my mind to enter things into it or to check it to see if I'm free. Which I inevitably am because I've not entered anything...
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Yep, same here
Mine's mostly used for birthdays which I always remember anyway due to the ridiculous way in which my brain is organised.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Mine's mostly used for birthdays which I always remember anyway due to the ridiculous way in which my brain is organised.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I manage not to kill people who annoy me.
Considering the general ineptitude and twattery of the general public, that's harder than it sounds.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Considering the general ineptitude and twattery of the general public, that's harder than it sounds.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I manage to appear to be a useful and valuable employee
While wasting hours and hours pissing about on the Internet.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
While wasting hours and hours pissing about on the Internet.
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I'm basically trading on work I put in years ago and the reputation I built for myself when I started here.
That and ensuring that no one in the whole company is entirely sure exactly what it is I do.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
That and ensuring that no one in the whole company is entirely sure exactly what it is I do.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I am similar.
Things kick off and I ace them, then I can ratchett down the effort until needed again.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Things kick off and I ace them, then I can ratchett down the effort until needed again.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
clients' expectations
the other side
the trainee
my workload
billing target of over £500,000 a year...
........ too much. i miss monty.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
the other side
the trainee
my workload
billing target of over £500,000 a year...
........ too much. i miss monty.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
and your aunt buys you sex aids.
what a fucking disgusting family you have.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
what a fucking disgusting family you have.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
has she bought you any pink vibrators recently and has she polished them with her gusset brasso first?
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i haven't seen her in a few months
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....
..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....
..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i fucking wish
for some stupid reason he's always had this idea that i should have to work. what a selfish tool.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
for some stupid reason he's always had this idea that i should have to work. what a selfish tool.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
You should arrange a mass texting to him from B3tans to piss him off. If all of us who have his mobile keep texting every hour asking him how he's getting on in Iceland we'll ruin it for him.
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Let me know when we start.
I suspect roaming charges mean he has his mobile off.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I suspect roaming charges mean he has his mobile off.
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I think we should do a trial run later today at 3pm and see what (if any) response we all get.
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Do it. Giving his number to Quinten is far worse than any mass text abuse we arrange.
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if he really does have a gf, can you imagine what he must be like?
i bet it takes him about 137 texts just to tell her that he's going to annoy the fuck out of her by turning up at her office for the 137th day on the trot
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)
i bet it takes him about 137 texts just to tell her that he's going to annoy the fuck out of her by turning up at her office for the 137th day on the trot
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)
well cos we used to work together we used to have lunch all the time
we don't text or call much tho, we just see each other every other day and that, realtionship innit?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)
we don't text or call much tho, we just see each other every other day and that, realtionship innit?
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)
you can think what you like, i'm tired of arguing with you on the same thing every day
its like you never realise when you're losing
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
its like you never realise when you're losing
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
darling, the only "loser" here is your gf
she must be one desperate 'ho-bag, now that we've seen your pic.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)
she must be one desperate 'ho-bag, now that we've seen your pic.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)
he looks like that dude who plays monica's bf in "friends" for a few episodes
and wants to be ultimate fighting champion.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
and wants to be ultimate fighting champion.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
how? you genuinely look like him
it's not as if i picked someone really horrific - the guy is in films and on tv ffs!
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
it's not as if i picked someone really horrific - the guy is in films and on tv ffs!
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
john favreau, I think his name is.
he's a director too. Wow, does Q look like him, gosh that's dreamy!
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
he's a director too. Wow, does Q look like him, gosh that's dreamy!
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
well, in the one pic he's shown us, i think he does
in real life he could look much more like worzel gummidge or bradley cooper, nobody knows and nobody cares.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
in real life he could look much more like worzel gummidge or bradley cooper, nobody knows and nobody cares.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
that's sweet
well, if you ask him nicely, i'm sure he'll show you ALL his pics
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
well, if you ask him nicely, i'm sure he'll show you ALL his pics
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
i wouldn't do that if i were you
we use a text marketing company for some of our business, i could send him thousands of texts for no cost at all
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)
we use a text marketing company for some of our business, i could send him thousands of texts for no cost at all
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)
that is fucking low.
take that back. I wouldn't touch piston with Monty's and Quints pushing.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
take that back. I wouldn't touch piston with Monty's and Quints pushing.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Depending on which network he's on, it should cost him about 30p per text.
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You're in advertising and stuff aren't you?
How likely is this to be a legitimate error www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17357383
Sounds like a cheap way to let everyone know they can buy it at Tesco.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)
How likely is this to be a legitimate error www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17357383
Sounds like a cheap way to let everyone know they can buy it at Tesco.
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www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wake-up-sheeple-640x681.png
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
It's a stunt.
I wish I could get one for £49 though, I've ordered one (4G 64gb), with a decent cover it's £700.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I wish I could get one for £49 though, I've ordered one (4G 64gb), with a decent cover it's £700.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)
my dad took a shine to mine
and bought one yesterday. i think i've had 12 phone calls so far. "where did you get that pub quiz app?" "what's the app store?" "why won't it go on wireless?" they should not sell them to people over the age of 50.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
and bought one yesterday. i think i've had 12 phone calls so far. "where did you get that pub quiz app?" "what's the app store?" "why won't it go on wireless?" they should not sell them to people over the age of 50.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Why do people keep stealing my ideas
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/damian-carrington-blog/2011/may/27/landfill-mining-waste-energy
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www.guardian.co.uk/environment/damian-carrington-blog/2011/may/27/landfill-mining-waste-energy
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
maybe...but unlikely
Give your Dad a call he could probably use the company
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Give your Dad a call he could probably use the company
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Oh, for the love of christ
why can't any of these fucktards do energy balances?
I swear, I'm going to stop doing actual proper research and just sell some half-baked ecowoo horseshit and make my fortune.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
why can't any of these fucktards do energy balances?
I swear, I'm going to stop doing actual proper research and just sell some half-baked ecowoo horseshit and make my fortune.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Which bit are you angry about?
also: stop stealing my buisness model!
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)
also: stop stealing my buisness model!
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erm, they are making a gas. to burn. for energy.
by vapourising stuff at 850C then hitting it with a plasma arc.
Obviously, this will create a green fuel because, as is well known, vapourisers operating at 830 degrees above ambient and plasma arcs definitely run only on the tears of shrews and will in no way require ten times as much fossil fuel energy as could ever be made as "refuse gas"
fucking hell, it's nearly as retarded as touting hydrogen as an eco fuel.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
by vapourising stuff at 850C then hitting it with a plasma arc.
Obviously, this will create a green fuel because, as is well known, vapourisers operating at 830 degrees above ambient and plasma arcs definitely run only on the tears of shrews and will in no way require ten times as much fossil fuel energy as could ever be made as "refuse gas"
fucking hell, it's nearly as retarded as touting hydrogen as an eco fuel.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
fuck green energy, mother nature is a bitch.
everytime I turn the heater on I think "this one is for Japan, you fucking cow."
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
everytime I turn the heater on I think "this one is for Japan, you fucking cow."
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
You can still get energy out though,
from what I can tell it just breaks down the carbon chains to shorter molecules that burn easier and with less crap. Divert enough of the energy back to get it self sustaining and you'll get some gas/electricity that can go somewhere else.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
from what I can tell it just breaks down the carbon chains to shorter molecules that burn easier and with less crap. Divert enough of the energy back to get it self sustaining and you'll get some gas/electricity that can go somewhere else.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
They'll find an alternative to fossil fuels one day
we might as well enjoy them while we can
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)
we might as well enjoy them while we can
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is basically fossil fuels, but instead of waiting for the geology to change the state they're
doing it with an industrial process.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
doing it with an industrial process.
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you can't possibly make that process self-sustaining.
from an energy point of view. the only way to do it and "make" energy is biologically.
"Divert enough of the energy back to get it self sustaining" - you're talking the equivalent of a perpetual motion machine. Only one that actually makes motion out of nothing.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
from an energy point of view. the only way to do it and "make" energy is biologically.
"Divert enough of the energy back to get it self sustaining" - you're talking the equivalent of a perpetual motion machine. Only one that actually makes motion out of nothing.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I know where you're coming from
but it's not perpetual motion because there's a whole shitload of feeder fuel coming in.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
but it's not perpetual motion because there's a whole shitload of feeder fuel coming in.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
what they are doing is catalytic hydrocarbon cracking by another name
it's energy negative. always has been and always will be.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
it's energy negative. always has been and always will be.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
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