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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just had a Rice Krispie cake
and earlier on I got custard in my moustache. I had to go and wipe it off with a napkin and everything. Internet fattie, right here.

Hahaha j/k I was really down the docks and a sailor spluffed on me. I can't afford the rent so I have to turn tricks in order to make ends meet. It's tragic, really.

So apparently Michaela Strachan murdered Ray Mears, or something. Who else is going to cop for it this year? My money's on Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:29, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I reckon you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Come at me, bro

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Gay

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I have that noone song in my head now you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Something tells me that'll be annoying

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
shut your whore mouth.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I dunno, someone like Max Bygraves probably

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Turkey

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
+ Jive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Great thread Kroney,
I mean honestly top work. You're the best.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I'm so bored shitless of seeing news link after news link
that I'd prefer almost anything over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)
To be fair, it has been more than 24 hours since the last news link thread.
And that was posted by Bear Drunkie, not Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Kroney in being wildly innacurate shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Yeah lets have another thread about FOOOOD for a fucking change eh?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I have two Raisin and Biscuit Yorkies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I had some ham and mustard crisps.
i missed the good van because I was on a conference call.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Not a fan of mustard crisps
Klas Ohlsen (or whatever they are called) was giving away free sarnies at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Have you tried wassabi flavoured crisps? They work really well.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
No, but now I want some!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I think Terry nutkins should be fed to otters rather than buried.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Or covered with a tarkaulin.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Oh God
I lolled at this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Best thread ever!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Is this whole thread merely a vehicle for Kroney to shoehorn in the information that he is still growing a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Football 'tache
11 a side
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
He read somewhere online that chicks dig beards.
So he's putting it out there that he's growing a beard.
One of those attractive single, funny and smart female lurkers will see this and a seed of desire will grow.
it'll be hard at first for them to fall in love but he'll win her heart and move her into his passion palace in Slough.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Slough Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

passion paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Has The Baroness improved your technique any, Chompy?
Last I heard, and I hear a lot, it was like an unloved engine. All banging pistons and fuck-all lubrication.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
That kind of implies that there are funny, smart, attractive females on the internet
which we all know is LIES.
Assuming there *were* any birds on the internet (which there aren't) then they'd all be huge fat sweaty virgins.
Or huge fat sweaty slags.
You know, like on here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
No, Chompy must be right
They are all obviously lurking and drooling over our posts.
The poor luststruck things.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
If only they took the first step of posting about their lunch...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

lunch snugglesacks
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Actually, now I think about it, where ARE all the girls?
It's a little testosteroney in here today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
That word makes me vom in my mouth a little.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
What about 'cuddlemonkey'?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
That just reminds me of Orvils annoying mate

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Keith Harris?
Ithankyew
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
That's "snookums" or "flufffybunny" to you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I bet all they need is a good seeing-to
amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
b3th I've put RachelSwipe on ignore for a reason.
If she's deliberatly logging out to get around the ignore system b3ta has put into place I think it's fair you mod edit her posts to blank.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
The only way you'd know this is if you were logging out
to see what she was saying about you.

Just to point out the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Not the point, I don't respond to her posts, I've tried repeatedly to get her to leave me alone.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
it's easy to do
you say, "sorry, i admit i didn't really treat you very well."

and then the whole thing goes away, like magic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
did you two fuck or what

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I think, now, i might be wrong, but Quentin fucked chompy's mrs, and then told swipey,
who fucked chompy, and then q fucked swipe, and then monty gave them all some drugs, that got nicked by kroney, who then flounced off after calling swipeys boyfriend a stripper, and some fella called bert was the mastermind of the whole thing, and something to do with batshitmentalist and baically all the bashes are actually some sort of swingers party organised by a man who dresses in steampunk and can't ride a bicycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Sounds pretty normal to me

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
alright alan.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
A-FUCKING-HAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
you know for ages I thought monty and bert were the same person

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
They are clever buggers,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)
they'll be able to use door handles soon
clever girls
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
WP you are an asset to this place. An asset.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
So say sorry, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I have absolutley nothing to apologise for, no matter what you've heard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The absolute entirety of one side of the story.
I have also heard one side of some other stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I'm very impressed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I'm not trying to impress you
I couldn't give a fuck what other people get up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Thats good because...
(I'm not really impressed)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I'm very much of the
"you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone" school.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
What have I been trying to do for TWO FUCKING YEARS?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Best say sorry then, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Hurrah it's circular argument time
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1722879
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
good god just dick each other if it means that much to you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
if they hate each other so much, they could just hire proxies to dick each other

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
If they hate each other so much why don't they just live there...
oh, hang on...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)
so, you're admitting you know sweet fuck all then?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Not what I heard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Is she saying anything offensive though?
I can't just mod posts because you find them annoying. Maybe if she put your real name up or something, but not just because you find her irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
She's doing a workaround of a feature that has been put into place by rob and scaryduck.
That's reason enough for mod action I think.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'll call you a whaaaaAaaaaaAambulance post haste

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Then you would have to mod (almost) everyone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The other option is that cr3 has to recode the log in to post feature.
Which is a waste of time rather than people just accepting that they're on ignore and not replying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
It's a stupid fucking system anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
You told her to stop and she did it again immediatly afterwards.
You've got mod powers use them or people will just ignore you.

With limited basic powers comes limited basic responsibility b3th.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Basically it's either that or I start deleting post she replies to and we all know how popular that is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)
So, is she not allowed to post in any thread you're in,
or just not allowed to address you directly?
Just so I know what to look out for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Ideally she'd be banned forever but I'm willing to compromise to just not replying to anything I post.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Man up you pathetic prick.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Problem is there's no one close enough to headbutt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Right, look, whatever this is about, and believe me when I say I do not care,
it has no place on here, and if you've put her on ignore then let that be an end of it. You're coming off as a proper whining shitcunt and drawing more attention to whatever this drama is about than if you just let it go. You can't stop people replying to you, just deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Friday is drama day on OT, don't you know anything?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Whoever implemented ignore 2.0 deserves to be punished for pandering to crybaby shitcunts
b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1721395
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
says the guy who only managed to get his first "girlfriend" aged 30
BEST IRONYLOLS EVER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Er... I thought you two were on LOLIgnore2.0?
Or did I miss something?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Well, if you creep-gaz every female on b3ta
sooner or later the law of averages says you'll succeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
haha give me one area of life in which he could possibly be have said to be "succeeding"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
RAPE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
The old memes are the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
*wheels meme back into dusty cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
And you, stop winding him up.
It's like poking an wasps' nest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
sexy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
oh alright, i don't mind if you delete them
it won't change him being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Maybe he's having to start now for Movember?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I hate Movember.
I might shave for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I have de-tramped for today
I hate shaving, but I hate shaving after 5 days more. WOE IS ME
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Prince Phillip.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
*points*
Good call
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I was sure he was a goner that last time.
I bet they've got an android or a stand-in to replace him just until after the new year, then they'll break the news.
Can't have anything upsetting the Olympic year.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This must be true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
One of the billion reasons why hollyoaks is awesome.
There is a gay irish gangaster called brendon ( twitter.com/ho_doubleb ) who called it The Flavour Saver.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

billion zero.

Unless you're a fourteen year old boy having a wank over the lesbian one. I'm assuming there's a lesbian one. There's always a lesbian one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
*wanks*
Lesbians make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Apart from male gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You'd know
Afternoon Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Afternoon sportshulk, I might leave work in a little bit and cruise for some honeys or otters whatever comes first
Which'll be me BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I have a pile of toys to take home as it is cow Jr's 3rd birthday soon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Lucky jr
Talkin of presents, Apparently I don't buy mrs ape enough "just because" presents...this is what happens when i let her out to see friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You could buy her a mop and bucket "just because " the floor needs cleaning?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I like this localboy, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
My bro bought his missus a mop and bucket one Xmas
and got away with it. I'd have been given my bollocks on a platter, and reminded of it every week for the next 70. years.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
You have reminded me to buy flowers for the Mrs
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
^^^ Looking to get his Nat King this evening

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
What have you done this time?
/typical woman response
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Nothing dear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
nah, too slow
you should already have decided what he's done wrong, but refuse to say so as he should know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Now, I know I'm 'odd' as far as women go
which explains why I'm here. But I really don't get that kind of sulky behaviour. I'm not psychic, love. If I've broken some randomly set arbitrary rule, I can't be expected to realise, can I?

It's like playing football, but no-one tells you where the goals are. Or if you score a goal at all. But if you miss a penalty, you get shot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Hello, Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I'm in touch with my masculine side, alright?
*adjusts testicles*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Cheers 'luv
They were getting right sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Presumably she already buys you 'just because' presents?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Does beer count as a present?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
She does occasionally, I prob buy myself more though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Keep buying her things like toilet cleaner and washing up gloves.
"I got you a present, just because"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
+you can now kill me and dissolve my corpse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Tell her that that's 'just because' she's a money-grubbing cunt
and if she doesn't shut the fuck up pronto you'll iron her face 'just because' you fucking hate her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Like he knows where the iron is
*tssk*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Yes but she won't know that.
Seriously, he needs to follow these instructions to the letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a very old phrase, in fact it's been mentioned on the Simpsons by Ned Flanders
Hollyoaks is shit, unlike my haircut which is all of the sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It looks like a number two to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I was quite pleased with that one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It was quite clever, for you.
Did Mummy help you with it, or did you do it all by yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Miss! Miissss!
I gone dun it all myself
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
It would be great if your last bit was true...

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
so is quentin coming back or what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
He's stepped at the moment,
but I don't know if it's a permanent banning.
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Are you missing him?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
People called Bryn are always fat, fact

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
You're not far off there...

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I hope Darth Thatch doesn't die this year.
I haven't got any holiday left.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I would imagine we'll all get one for free

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I'll dance on the bitch's grave.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
You'll need FastPass tickets for that I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Oh fuck, I just clicked on a link from talk and ended up here :(
So, which QOTWer is the fattest?
Post your BMIs here
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
25.6

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Poor effort
Are you the runt of the QOTW litter?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I must be
Doesn't help being over 6' though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
He a fat, sweaty shit and he's about 4'6".
Don't listen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Dad! Stop it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
6' is pretty wide, to be fair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
My love handles have handles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

handles pallets
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Can I just say something?
No, hear me out, right. I'm the kind of fellow who prides himself on his manners and exemplary conduct. I have no time for rudeness, bullying, all that crazy talk, but sometimes a chap has to stand up for what's right and call a spade a coon spade. So here goes:

This is a shit thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Come one then, we have an hour or so to go.
Let's have a new one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I don't know
it's got some quality beakering in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Not least by your half grown beard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I've had ONE WHOLE PERSON
say that it suits me, Mr Lovely, so eat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

i ea 's
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
La-de-da, Acker Bilk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I don't know who that is
but I'm going to assume it's somebody very handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
You *would* say that, Mr 'ZZ Top'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
The Frank Beard of /offtopic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)
but he's the one who doesn't have a beard?
ah, I get it.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)
and the rest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I agree.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Although I enjoy the fact naked ape has to buy his wifes affection now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Seriously, STOP WINDING HIM UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Go fuck yourself Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Wrist slap :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
And let that be a lesson to you!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Don't worry about it,
You're back on the bona fida QOTW and spreading yourself over that and Off Topic... - so what if there's a dud one every now and then?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
not long til bash time
bashbashbash
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I'm not drinking any more pink shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Just the healthy white creamy stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This threads too long,
someone give me the highlights so we can move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
ginster's chicken and bacon sandwich, a bottle of coke and prawn cocktail crisps

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
thanks gluey.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Chompy hates swipe.
Swipe is deliberately baiting Chompy to make him snap.
This is my fault because I am not deleting her posts.

Oh, and Kroney has a gay attempt at a moustache. And Sportscow has sweaty balls. And NA can't get laid unless he buys his wife stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
thanks b3th,
of all the mods, you're the one i like the most.
Can i point out what swipey is doing (baiting chompy) is what quentin was doing? and where is quentin eh? EH? TELL ME THAT????
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
hang on
if nobody can bait anybody on here any more, we might as well go back to posting pictures of cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
too many calories :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Errrr, this^
Isn't this what this site is about?

I admit Swipe V Chompy Round XXXIX is SRS BSNSS but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Well, you would say that, you sweaty-balled loser.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
to be fair,
it is warm today, i'd be worried if his balls weren't sweaty, probably mean they were broken. with cancer. What i'm saying is, anyone without sweaty balls has cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Shit. I must have cancer then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
probably yeah,
sorry about that,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
you've clearly never chilled a mug in the fridge then put it down your pants to cradle and protect your genitals

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)
hey, i never said baiting was bad,
i'm all for baiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
phew
i quite like you, i don't want to start believing what they all say about you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN SAYING?
nah, it's cool, they can say what they like.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
something about you being quite hot but fucking donkeys on the side

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
can't argue with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I am totally telling manolith on you

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This^ is why you are a mod

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Because I adjusted your sweaty balls?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Yes
My arse is fucking itchy now. There's a good girl
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Shut your face!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

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