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In honnor of Badger's Candle-day of 10 years....
... how was your life different 10 years ago? How was the world different 10 years ago? Is it for the better or worst?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Ten years ago we didn't even have the interent and I hadn't met my wife.
I used to search the hedgerows for porn.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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were you too scared to go into the corner shop?
I know I was
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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Your pakiphobia disgusts me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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When me and my mate were 17 we once walked most of the way around brighton before summoning up the courage to go and buy a porn mag.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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Who had first go on it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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Me.
I paid for it, he wanted to take it home first. Wasn't gonna happen.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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mutual masturbation isn't gay ALRIGHT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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It always used to amaze me that the boys in our boarding school would talk about wanking sessions in their dorm at night
but it was something the girls would never contemplate even
talking about doing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Because they were too busy sniffing each others cracks to talk?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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Yes.
That's exactly what we were doing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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Is the gay stuff less popular round your way?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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ho HO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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Yeah. Who'd have thought it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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10 years ago I was in my second year at uni, so would have been stoned most likely
We didn't start the fire, It was always burning, Since the world's been turning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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Ten years ago I was getting over the stress of a work-induced near mental collepse
which was fun.
I was also still in my twenties :-(
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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"9am? you want me here by 9AM? I CANNOT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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BUT WHY CAN'T I COME TO WORK IN MY PYJAMA'S?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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You're both bastards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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actually Al's more of a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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You enjoy looking at me, but you're not quite sure why?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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I can't work out what that white stuff oozing from your pores is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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Rendered lard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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You think it might be a good thing, but you're embaressed to ask in case it isn't.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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There are ways in which my life is a million times better than it was ten years ago.
Two ways: the lovely Lusty and my lovely kid being the only ones.
Other than those, just thinking about this is making me so depressed that I might get a Family Bucket and a Zinger Tower burger. And some corn.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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Get some BBQ beans too.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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And some hot wings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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Ewwwww wrong
Coleslaw all the way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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Coleslaw is the devils food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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You're still a bastard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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Coleslaw is exellent stuff.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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do you wanna hug it out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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That depends.
Is 'spastic' catching?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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only if I slip you an inch of my Jesus stick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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The full length, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Bollocks is it.
Make it yourself, put chillies in it = NOMZORZ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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raw cabbage? no fucking thank you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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Queerbo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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MONTY! HEY MONTY!
Please can you please ask your girlfriend please how she makes her coleslaw please, thanks.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Oh yeah and the goat curry
I might it to the wife without telling her what it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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Ooooo, slow cooked goat curry could be awesome
I'm gonna get some mutton and make a vindaloo.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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Use mutton = same difference, maybe even better actually
Ask you local Halal cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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We don't have any darkies round here. All my butchers are white. Do you think they'll still be able to get mutton?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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I expect so. Might cost more though,
Can't you pop down to somewhere ethno-friendly like Tottenham? Not too much of a trek from you is it?
I have to say my distance awareness is fucking appalling.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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It is quite a long way
Probably cost me as much in diesel as it would to get some Mutton locally. I wonder if there is anywhere in Enfield.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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I bet there is, ask Gonz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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She just makes it up based on what we've got.
Jalapenos, white cabbage, mayo, carrot, red onion...
There's no magicv secret, but every time she's made it it's been lovely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Okay.
Does she grate the carrot or chop it finely?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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my mum used to make it with a tiny dash of mango chutney
poor mum, i can't bear anything sweet in my savoury food, i was very rude about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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I can sort of see what she was trying to do.
Did you have anyone with normal tastes to verify if it was actually a good idea?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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yeah, everyone else liked it
it was from a recipe book, i forget which, but it would have been some health fangled thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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First time it was chopped, now we have a new food processor it all gets shredded in there.
You just have to be wary of it being too soggy, bit of a pat down with a tea towel or kitchen paper is advisable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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Cool. I'll try that.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Hi Al!
loads of chopped coriander and mint is the key. Also, carrot isn't necessary. Oh and drain it through a colander before serving if it gets a bit wet. ;)
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wanderlust, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Oh brilliant. Thanks very much, I shall go and look for some herbs.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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Oh yea soz, forgot the herbs.
What a dill!
DO YOU GET THIS JOKE THAT I HAVE JUST MADE??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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I THINK SO!!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Also salted peanuts
work surprisingly well in coleslaw.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Using salad cream instead of mayo is also good
as is a fuckton of pepper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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Metric or Imperial
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Metric
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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also, put in a tin of cream of mushrrom soup
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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oh yes
jalapeno coleslaw and cheese wrap = the Shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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the
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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rookie strikethrough error :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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+s
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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I had proper BBQ beans a little while back, with burnt ends in
Fucking lovely.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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10 years ago I was still married.
So to answer your question, much better these days. Thanks.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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chalk up another OT divorce on the wall
Why are you all so fundamentally unlovable?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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We're all just waiting for that special someone.
My ex was just a little too
special.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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Ten years ago I was yet to ask my missus out and was most likely getting a vodka and coke smashed off my elbow by the then gf
I have better scars now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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10 years ago I was spending most of the night awake with a teething sprog
No wonder sleep deprivation is classed as torture in the Geneva Convention.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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Ten years ago I was unmarried and had no kids.
I had just ditched the rubbish band I was in to form a brilliant band with the drummer and another guy.
Apart from that not much else has changed.
I miss some of the good bits, but enjoy the good bits I have now instead so I've not lost much.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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Hi Vipros you smug cunt!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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Was it the 'brilliant band' that gave me away?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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Actually that was the bit that threw me off the scent initially.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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He realy was a colossal bellend wasn't he.
Although it's not nice to speak ill of the dead.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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I thought he was alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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Me too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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me three
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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Oh fuck you all then
I was just trying to get a rumour about the beardy ones untimely death started.
Can we at least agree he was a smug tosser?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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yes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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I liked him.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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Me too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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there are better rumours
how about the b3tan that was caught fellating himself with a hamster?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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I heard they only caught him because his turqouise shirt was so obvious behind the bushes.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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cock ring glinting in the sunlight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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He gazzed me to say that Catcher in the Rye has nothing to do with post-modernism.
There was some other stuff too, which I thought was a bit unnecessary.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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who are we talking about?
are you bullying someone specific?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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Nope, it just seems like something this theoretical hamster fucker would do.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Go on, post the gaz up here.
You owe it to yourself.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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Kroney, post the gaz, post the gaz!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Ten years ago, I'd have been at school still, spending most nights in the hospital.
It was the final few months of my mums life and battle with cancer. I hadn't realised it was 10years.
Life now is so much better, with my relationship with my dad and brother sorted which took nearly 8 years to get us all together after it all fell apart, and ladypig of course and dogs and a pub.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Are you really young?
Or were you just so thick they kept you back a lot?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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He's a young whippersnapper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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Curse him
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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I'm pretty young next to most of you old scrotums.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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I remember when Piggy only came up to here
Now look at him
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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10 years ago
i was living in central london, going out too much, spending too much, drinking too much vodka, eating too much chocolate, working stupidly long hours, and dating very unsuitable boys.
oh.
fuck.
thanks gonz...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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You used to date Gonz?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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we bumped uglies a few times, but that's about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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O_o
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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it's a bit bigger than that
don't be mean
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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I suspect it's like a bitesized sausage roll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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leave greggs out of this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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are you and greggs still together?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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They are not, thank the Lord and all his angels.
He is a right wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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and a bender
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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He was quite notable.
Mostly because I usually have to meet somebody before I develop that level of deep loathing for them.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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what was so wrong about him?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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1. Greggs hat
2. His personality
3. Brown
4. ?????
5. Wanker
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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He broke swipe's little heart
and Kroney LOVES swipe
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Oh dear, tragic on two levels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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It was nice that he really was as bad as all that when I did have the misfortune to meet the little brown cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Thanks, Glen Miller.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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I cracka Brian Jacks gag earlier WHERE THE FUCK WERE YA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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Ten years ago I'd only been registered here for six months
having lurked for a couple of years previous. It was about a year before I met the ex and about a similar amount of time before I got my first full time job.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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you didn't get a full time job until you were 26?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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23.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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he meant your iq
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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If he did, that'd make his about 4
in which case it's a wonder he can work a keyboard at all, so we should probably be a little nicer about his spelling mistakes.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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you really should
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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As if by magic, the naked ape appeared
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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Ten years ago I was living in Edinburgh and we had just got Blueyonder internet and I was engaged to a lovely lady
Now I'm living in Cork and I am a lonely sad old fat waste of human effluent.
Things that are better: I have better internet
Things that are worst: OH GOD I'M SO LONELY
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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why did you engagement break down
Tell Jeremy Jesus all about it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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To be fair it was all my fault
I was a slobbish layabout who didn't even bother getting a job
She was utterly right to kick me out
Sorted me self out as a result
Well in some ways
Hooray
Hello
Love
Theoban
Age
31
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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It does sound like your fault tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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Yeah it was
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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ah well, at least you've learnt from your mistakes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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Yeah
I'm not to be trusted around womenfolk
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Who wants Kroney to post the gaz that Dozer sent him being rude about me?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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NOBODY
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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I've already posted the relevant bit.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Post the bit you said was unnecessary, I suspect it was insulting me.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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I wouldn't want certain gazzes I've sent get published, so I won't publish other peoples'
It just amused me that he still used the term "post modern". I don't think he can help himself.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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That's pathetic
If you're going to be on b3ta, there should be no room for sending personal abuse about other people on gaz. If you're not big enough to post it on the board you shouldn't gaz it.
I'm not talking about it being okay to share stuff about personal conversations where it has no relevance, but if I was stupid enough to send swipe a gaz saying what a dick I thought you were, I would deserve for her to post it on here so you could see that I thought you were a dick.
I'm not saying you're a dick BTW.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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That's a slightly different issue.
The whole purpose of the gaz is to give b3tans the facility to talk to each other privately.
I guess the issue of 'say it to my face or not at all' applies to all walks of life, and moaning about it makes you sound like a playground bully.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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How does saying that if Dozer wants to send private messages slagging me off make me sound like the bully?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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You're assuming a lot, here.
All I've said is that it was unnecessary stuff. You're assuming it was about you and you're assuming it was negative.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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True, but I bet you he wasn't saying something nice to you about me was he?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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It's no more pathetic than having a face to face conversation about a third party.
You wouldn't expect the person with whom you're speaking to go blabbing to the third party about it, would you?
Yeah, I get what you mean. If I'm going to slag somebody off, I'll do it to their face, not behind their back. Still, if something's done privatly, I'll keep it private. More out of the respect for privacy as a concept than the actual person in this case, but still.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Having a conversation about a third party and not saying it directly to them is pretty pathetic.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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So are most people, though.
We're not all living up to Jack Reacher's standards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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Nobody lives up to Jacks standards.
Although I do wonder why I like his character so much when he's such a bastard about so many things.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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Just to be 100% clear, Al isn't calling you a dick here OK?
I am, you total fucking dick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Go cry into your dog jumper you nancy.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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Well really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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what is this dog jumper you speak of?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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He's got a jumper, right?
This jumper has some dogs on it, right?
Dog jumper.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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I see...I thought maybe it was knitted from dog fur
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Why would you think that? Who knits out of dog fur?
That's patently ridiculous, Nakers.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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I saw a hilarious article about this couple who did just that.
They looked ridiculous and his jumper was way too small.
It was in one of those 'Take A Break' type mags that I read all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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that's the fuckers
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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Just because it's actually happened doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
Also; Oh my God.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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YOURN RIDICULOS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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so they managed to find enough hairs on their carpets twelve years after the first dog died?
the dirty fuckers
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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Nah eff that yo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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Monty, you know I love and respect you a lot as a person
but please shut the fuck up.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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Yes Al. Sorry Al.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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Ten years ago
I was finding my feet DJing in many a Northern bar and club.
Trance was decent back in those days and I was a bit of a raver.
Many a festival was had and I popped more pills than was necessary.
I think people were less cuntish back in those days. Society has got a lot more harsh in the past 20 years. Kids growing up too fast and our country giving them an easy ride.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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Yes. Back in the good old days nothing bad ever happened, kids were respectful and grannies could walk the streets at night.
Do fuck off.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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Did I even say that?!
You need to get a good hard grip.
Uppity cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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+ then tug really had for about two minutes
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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"Kids growing up too fast and our country giving them an easy ride"
That's what you wrote. That could be lifted straight off the Daily Mail. Don't get all high and mighty when someone points out your talking shit by pretending you meant something else.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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If you're going to spout those kind of idiotic "kids had more respect then" sentiments
do fuck off to the Daily Mail's website, or HYS, there's a dear chap?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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*sigh*
I don't know why people bother asking questions if you all live by your own responses.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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This has nothing to do with living by "my own responses"
and everything to do with getting annoyed by people making "things used to be better" statements when they demonstrably, by any measure, didn't.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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I mean, don't get me wrong, I quite like you.
but people were demonstrably not less cuntish and kids certainly aren't worse now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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Well in my opinion it was a better time but then again I was high for the majority
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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They don't like his sort and their lidfestyles at the DM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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They secretly like it very much.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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some of them are probably even secretly northern themselves
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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Do you listen to any House?
If so, ever heard of Audiowhores?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Yeah, I listen to house moreso now. Not heard of Audiowhores but will look them up. Hoxton Whores I have
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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Ten years ago....
Going through a divorce, travelling a lot for my job and dealing with the aftermath of both parent's deaths.
Life's somewhat better now.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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Were both your parents raped?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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pfft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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It's no laughing matter nakers.
Suicide following a traumatic rape shouldn't be something you get amused by.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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10 years ago I was in year 10/4th year.
IIRC, I was dating a girl called Gillian at this point...
Life is shitter now, it was fucking easy back then.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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I don't undersatnd the pleb year naming, please explain
what's IIRC stand for?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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IIRC "IIRC" means if I recall correctly
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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If I remember correctly you are incorrect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Hence why I listed both, you bent spastic.
If I remember correctly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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10 years ago I was married to someone different and living in the festering moneyvacuum that is the South-East of England
So, pretty much everything is better now.
I had a faster car then, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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I reckon the South East of England once cornered you in a park and fingered you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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5 years of therapy to deal with that, and you bring it all back to the surface, you heartless cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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it made you sniff it's fingers didn't it, so you'd always remember
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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*cries and rocks back and forth*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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He's going to fix my brains
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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Been meaning to ask, what is it you actually do now?
Is it you that works in a University lab, or something like that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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I'm a Senior Lecturer in Bioprocessing.
So basically, that, yeah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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Ahh, fair enough
My girlfriend is doing Physical Chemistry atm, and I wasn't sure if you did anything similar. Seems not, then.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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I teach some Chemical Engineering
because that's what my first degree was in. But in general my research is stem cell therapies and sustainability.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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what's your favourite colour chakra crystal?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Orgone
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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no, there's one left
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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No, really, these things
www.orgoneblasters.com/Mental
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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there are different colours?
definitely blue, then.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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Harvesting cloned babies to use as bio-fuel, that sort of thing?
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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That's the tiger.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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The only thing that's different is that I now have two kids
Other than that, pretty much the same. Mein Gott, how dull.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Its a depressing thought to look back 10 years
I thought it would be at a time when I was out clubbing and being one of the cool kids... But I realised I was 29 and engaged and trying to turn into a proper grown up (I havent managed the latter)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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big 4-0 this year eh?
That crystal in your palm will be flashing pretty soon...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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Nah I was rounding up 39 in a couple of months
I already have my jumpsuit ready to go on the run though
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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good lad, make sure to take a cute little prossie with you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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And a hammer
For Sutcliffe Lulz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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Up until twenty years ago, society was a lot less harsh.
The Brixton riots, coal miners strikes, oil crises, the four day week, the holocaust etc. none of these things happened. However, kids are well rude nowadays.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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I blame Thatcher
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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*gets double seat*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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I wish it was more like Victorian London these days.
It was fucking lovely back then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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Because you couldn't see any of it for smog?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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Smog, cholera, widespread savage drunken violence, typhoid etc
Jack the Ripper, gangs of child thieves, human and animal excreta everyfuckingwhere. - it was ACE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:06,
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LSD hadn't been invented
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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I'm being sarcastic you helmet
It was frightful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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So, other than Jack the Ripper not being around any more...
What's changed?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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