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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BOOM! Fourth, bitches! Eat that, haters.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2357480/Britains-best-beaches-50-nations-stretches-sand.html

What's your favourite British beach?

alt: Tell the class some amusing tales of seaside-based japery.Or what you're having for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:47, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like Camber Sands
Is that on the list?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)
25, apparently.
I quite like the sound of 'Slapton Sands'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I second this
but I'm from Hastings so anything is better then feet shattering pebbles and waste pipes.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
our cottage is at number 8
i will be there in august. having a drink with philliehoe and vippers. hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Talland Bay
www.talland.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
That's a state of the art website, right there.
When was it made? 1998?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
It's in Cornwall, so it was probably made last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Formby or West Kirkby
Chicken salad sandwich with a mugshot.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Have you been arrested?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Debtors prison, innit?
No, it's one of those new cup-a-soup types
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
DAMN YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Haha
Well, today's mugshot is shit.

Spicy tomato can go fuck itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
debtors gaol!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Weymouth
although I've been to probably 15 or so of those and they were all nice.

Also, Saundersfoot (near Tenby) and Perranporth.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)
the problem with holidays in the uk,
is that you are often surrounded by unpleasant, fat, council estate proles,
at least if you go to an expensive enough resort or hotel, you can avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
The trick is to go somewhere with fuck all there.
Oiks can't stand to be too far from McDonalds/arcades/pubs selling blue alcopops/etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
we went to the isle of wight last year,
that was lovely, i don't think i saw a single peasant the entire week, excpet for the kid taking the money on the car park, but that's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)
lots of dead pheasants along the m40, this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
i love the m40,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I prefer the M41a
Film ref ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
It would bring you straight to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Depends which bit you go to.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
i love going to our place in the winter much more than in the summer
all the massive beaches and cliffs are totally empty, it's really stunning
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Thanks for the invite, I'll be happy with the spare room.
See you in January.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
yeah,
maybe next time you're there you could throw yourself off one of the beautiful cliffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
pfffft
it's a tiny little new cottage that gives a bit of income, not a fancy chateau. i could jump off a rock for you, but definitely not worth a cliff top plunge.

of course, daddy's 13 bedroom palace in LA is another story...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
ha,
i'm not really the sort to be jealous of money. although an LA bash with only the best b3tans would be a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
hell yes
all we need now is a house, some flights, and the best b3tans.

sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
I thought this was going to be about cricket
I can't pretend to not be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Camber Sands is my favourite beach.
You lot can keep your fucking donkey rides.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
*Camber Sands fives*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)
We used to go to West Wittering as kids.
So that's number two.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
you'd probably try and eat them you french bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'd eat me some donkey.
Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Anyone have Tony Adams phone number?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
0191 281 7721

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I bet you had that on speed dial.
Or did you get it from Swipe's little black book?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
very clever sporters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Tor Cross, Devon, out of season.
Lovely.

I got my first fingers on a beach in Cornwall. It was great.

Chicken salad wrap and a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Was he a nice chap?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Very gentle - hardly any sand, and it all healed up in only a matter of weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
is ayone else watching the cricket?
There is a young aussie lad, at number 11, knocking England al over the park, he's batting better than the entire lower order, 46 runs off 41 balls
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Agar innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)
he's doing really well,
i mean, i'm not sure why Broad is on the field if he's not going to bowl, and i don't know what the fuck Finn is playing at, but this kid is showing us up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Sounds 'orrible

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
This is a shit joke, but I don't care.
Cricket is boring.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
is this a joke about jelly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Fuckin' hell, Nakers.
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
No.
Also, what b3th said.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Isn't that seaweed?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Not watching, but following
Fucking hell, he's looking a bit good, just broken the record for a Number 11 in test cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
yeah, he'll knock 50 out for sure.
we should have had this wrapped up half an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I was glessing all over the place this morning when we were battering them
Not enjoying it quite as much now
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
i missed this afternoon, will have to watch the highlights during lunch break,
was it 5 wickets for 16 runs off 32 balls or something? That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
5 wickets for 9 runs in 32 balls - From the BBC

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
i think we ought to remind them this is a test, not a 20/20

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Definitely
That fucker's just hit 50, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
i can see this going to 300 if someone doesn't pull their finger out of their ass soon

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I knocked 50 out up YM

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I'm shocked not to see Whitley Bay anywhere
What's not to love about a rotting mass of seaweed, discarded toiletries and dead aquatic life?

Not to mention the lovey, welcoming locals and nearby arcade amenities
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
It's like they don't even care

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Oy!
Whitley is a lot better these days
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
They got rid of Spanish City didn't they? :(
I always preferred South Shields
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
They are re-doing it now.
Going to be library, cafes, bars, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Seaburn beach
Grew up going there almost every week. Massive beach and a great wander along from Whitburn to Roker. I live near to Tynemouth Longsands now and that is also rather pleasant

Alt:
Me and about 8 mates walked into the sea at Whitburn fully clothed then along at around neck level for the 3 or so miles, arriving out of the sea like Ursula Andress 20,000 Leagues at Whitburn, scaring the shite out of a load of sunbathers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
It was very warm

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
hahahahah.
I'd hate to live too far away from the coast. I can't imagine what it would be like to live in teh middle of America and live your whole life without seeing the sea.

/island nation
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
:(
Do you swim in the sea often?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Not if there is a Japanese ship around

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
No.
I'm a shockingly bad swimmer. Never really learned, so I just sort of flounder a bit.
Also, if I go in the sea, people keep trying to refloat me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
See I'm about as far from the sea as you can get in England
so anytime I'm near the sea I have to go in, regardless of how cold it might be.
I bloody love swimming in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I like being *in* the water, as long as I feel safe.
But Weston doesn't actually have any sea. Lots of sand, but very little water. The sea is so far out most of the time that you'd get stuck in the mud well before you hit water.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
My only memory of visiting Weston once as a child is getting stuck in mud.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Every single year without fail
some twat gets stuck and has to be rescued by teh lifeguard hovercraft.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Alt: Got a sunburned ballbag, once.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Hot stones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Echo beach
I know it's out of fashion and a trifle uncool
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)

From nine till five I have to spend my time at work
The job is very boring, so on b3ta I lurk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
thanks Martha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I don't even have a muffin :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I will butter your muffin darlin'

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Sorry to be the bearer etc/
But that doesn't seem to be in ranked order its just done by region for the 50 best beaches.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Look, beth gets the piss taken out of her a fair bit
for living in chav-piss-soaked Weston Super Mare. Just let her have this one, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I cant Kro Kro
I need facts not politically skewed opinion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
No, he's right.
I got momentarily carried away. But it's better than battered's slash fiction, and it doesn't involve television.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Oh OK, fair enough.
Let's be fair, the only list Weston's going to get as high as fourth on is the "worst places for scumbags in the UK"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
The same article ranks our pier 3rd in an actual ranking list, though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Aren't all piers shit though?
Seems a little pointless ranking them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Southend's is 1.34 miles long.
The only conceivable point of that would be to get you as far away from Southend as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
My home town
Unfortunately...

very long pier is due to the difference in the tides so they could unload the boats at all times.

Boring sentence is boring
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Nobody seems to like their home town.
I'm lucky in that I come from a very nice town, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Some parts are quite nice
but it does its best to live up to all the stereotypes of an Essex town
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
i love my hometown

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
my overwhelming impression of weston was GREY
everything was grey. the shops, the people, the pavements, the beach, the sea. all grey.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Give them credit, they've done a fair bit to pretty up teh seafront in the last few years.
Apart from the derelict lido that the council keeps dragging its feet over.

The actual town is a shithole though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
we walked through the town and down the pier
it was a pretty depressing town centre, but it was about feb/mar, so i will bet it's nicer in the summer. and we did have fucking nice sandwiches/cakes in one of the cafes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
How long ago was that?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
1872

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I also rather like Portsalon beach, although it technically isn't British, it is supposed to be one of the best beaches in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)
some of the beaches in Pembrokeshire are outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Swansea had a nice bit of beach along near the university, as far as I remember.
Speaking of which, I wonder if we'll be seeing our Swansea correspondent once the summer holidays start.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
My grandfather was Professor of English at Swansea, as was Kingsley Amis - they hated each other's guts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Was that the one who was an expert in swearing?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
the cunt

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
A list of the 50 best beaches
and my Mexican wife isn't on there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Agar's on 59. I reckon he could get a century.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
That's not a beach I've heard of.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
It was a rejecteed name for one of the alternative
D Day landing beaches
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Aye, it's rather worrying.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
67 now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
this might go to 300,
fucking hell, and now broad is bowling despite his *injury*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I can't see this lasting until Saturday, let alone Sunday. I'd be pissed off if I had tickets for this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
yeah, this will be over tomorrow at this rate,
maybe saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I hope you appreciate now
what it is to be Scottish when it comes to international sporting events.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
we're not losing yet really,
it's just been a very fast test, with very unexpected things happening
an 11th man getting more than 10 is good, this kid got more than 50
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Fifty goals in one match?
That's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
yeah, well, not really,
and they're not goals, and stop being a silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
i thought it might be something like this
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23240104
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
different game innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Druridge Bay in Northumberland.
Stretches for miles and usually pretty empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
SPORT BALL

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Or maybe Bamburgh.
Any beach with a fucking huge castle looking over it gets kudos points.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Bamburgh is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
But Paxman has made a fair effort of taking over the presenting duties

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I miss living near the beach.
Last time I was home for Christmas I decided to take a walk along the coastline.

Horrid.

Freezing gale force winds meant I could barely walk or see.
Don;t know what I expected like.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Fucking stupid list
Cornwalls best two beaches aren't in there despite cornish beaches making up half of the top 12. Fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Carbis bay?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Well it's the Daily Heil
so any forrins on it and it's straight off the list.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Naked Noodle chilli beef ramen pot.
5/10 or maybe 6. Worth the £1 it cost
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Pork belly and loin, mash and apple slaw.
Cold white burgundy.

9/10.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I like the Gower Peninsula
I like Cornish beaches but get sick of getting fleeced by the inbreds when I go down there. Which takes ages by the way because they ain't got none motorways.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Chicken and bacon paninis, chips and salad.
*Dances*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Bacon should not accompany another meat in a sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Chicken is not meat.
Vegetarians can eat it, also fish.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Was it a supermarket panini?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

accompany another meat in a sandwich be eaten. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I know you secretly want to eat meat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
+ Battered's

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
rank rank rank
meat sucks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
So what, exactly, are you expecting to eat at Stunned's on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
vodka

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
She's going to get gang raped.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)
she's just started a NEW THREAD
you two could be the answer to the main question
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
lunch?
couple of pumpkin seed ryvita slices and some sweetcorn/butternut squash/chilli dip (bit like houmous)

and about 137 celebrations, stupid office birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
lunch is coffee.
I had a bit of a late one last night/this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)
anyone else get this email today.
www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/loans/2013/07/moneysavers-bombarded-with-emails-from-quickquid-chasing-non-existent-debts

Somebody fucked up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

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