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If you were organising a stag/hen do what would be your top five things to cover and where would your top location be?If you've already done one tell everyone how mediocre and shit it was.
Alt: Form a sentence using song titles from one band or artist to prove what a witless spastic you are. If you need help with this give HH a gaz.
Altalt: What word or words do you use too much?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:28,
261 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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Hey Mr Reginald*I miss my old mukka, Fu Manchu I wonder how long his sojourn on the step is?
*who in no way shape or form is Rory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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You gots your finger on the pulse there Midnight, must be lack of ginger giving you some common sense(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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praguepissup.co.ukFor all your "Staring into the abyss" needs.
Alt: No. No. No no no.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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The song title was 'No Limits' actually. Fail grade for you A(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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Actually that was a song I wrote ACTUALLY.About what I said to YM.
Besides which, I was quoting Tesla Girls by OMD.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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I can't work out why I still remember most of 5 Stars tunes, they were not exactly a good bandand I can't remember having a hard on for any of them.
Why does my brain store such useless Info?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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I think they peaked too early and were pretty fucking great in their day(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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Im off to a do next year in a rented Victorian house in the lakesNice weekend of BBQ's, getting bladdered and clay pigeon shooting/quad biking and the like.
Much better than a bunch of pink cowboy hats and a giant inflatable cock.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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Why do you think Reggie is Rory?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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actually, perhaps you aren't rory after alli mean, he used to say SUCH nice things to me. he once told the board that i had eyes like irish emeralds dipped in dew. and he used to bombard me with cockshots, poor little man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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I'd chuck you a pity shag to be sure but not spout all that silly old bollocks(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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i'm confused as to whether i flushed out the real rory or not nowdamn irish blarney
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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For the sake of clarity, I'm not Rory. To be sure.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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except that you arebut that's ok
there's worse folk to be (sure)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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Altalt: wanker. My daughter has unfortunately used this word twice as a result if being in a car with me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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I'm more concerned about him allowing a woman to drive!LOL!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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She's heard me shout at other drivers. Particularly fuckwit fat gingers in SLKs. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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funny how testosterone makes men so twattish behind the wheel(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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When I'm driving a diesel estate Volvo? Hardly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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I had a V50 a few years back that was quite nippy for a diesel estate(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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The lack of cup holders was about the only negative thing i can say about my old one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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^ This ^Since I have adopted the tactic of only listening to Classic FM whilst driving I am akin to an ocean of calm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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Classical music calms me down when I'm driving. It really works. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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so would putting your head on the piano keyboard and letting me slam it shut repeatedly(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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Your painful death would really cheer me up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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To be fair, that guy was a wanker though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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maybe he just had cerebral palsey or whatever(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Are you saying that Battered is a spastic?I suppose you have a point there...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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1. Not taking any pricks along2. No wacky games
3. No stupid 'man' activities, e.g. shooting, etc.
4. In fact just restrict yourselves to drinking
5. I'll need some weed as well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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Christ, that shouldn't even need saying.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Amsterdam is your friend(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Indeed it is, HartersIndeed it is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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I went on a stag do back in 2006I was expecting a seedy shit hole I was quite pleasantly surprised that it was such a lovely and cultured city
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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i'm sure a load of fat middle aged brummies on the piss ensured that remained the case...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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I really don't think that I qualify for any of the aboveunless 42 is middle aged?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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Amsterdam is everyone's friend.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Only during the weekAt the weekend it is full of LADZ on stag nights... or as I like to refer to them CUNTS.
During the week you get all the sights sounds and pretty dutch girls
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Actual advice:If you're going for a weekend, a morning activity is a good idea on Saturday, because otherwise you'll start drinking, and then half of the group will be battered or in bed by 6pm.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Or new fathers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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if it'sa weekend you do need an activity of sorts, a focal pointthe day on a 50' yacht I just did was excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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Drinking is an activity.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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It always amazes me how people think that getting hammered somewhere "special" is so much better than getting hammered in a more local place you actually like.it just costs more.
Do something different by all means and enjoy, but if your aim is just to get rat-arsed stay local and save money.
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My new electric fly swatter makes great sparks on contact. 3 dead already. I may go outside to kill more for sport. Speaking of sport; 81/4.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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you'll set Monty off again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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Those are great, got a couple at home.Less messy than a newspaper, too.
(insert spider/ipad joke here)
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Got two for a tenner on eBay. Best £10 I've spent for a while. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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Pound shop used to sell them herealthough both are a bit fragile and are now held together with duct tape and bolts.......
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is it one of these?www.amazon.co.uk/Galaxy-HSD-ONLINE-BUG-ZAPPER/dp/B000S8H08E/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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World Rugby 7's for mine. Excellent. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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Saw an incredible Czech jazz band on mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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I imagine if you don't like jazz it would be.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Oh there's definitely such a thing as live music.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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I've often found some sort of fighting or wrestling works wellparticuklarly when one person makes it serious business
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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1. It's a NIGHT. ONE of them. Not a week. not a weekend. No-one gives even 10% of the shit you do about your poxy wedding.Chances are they can't stand your moose of a fiancee either.
2. UK only. See above. No cunt cares - I want to be able to get home for less than £20
3. No activities that are not eating, drinking or taking drugs. This is a good rule to apply to your entire life, you tedious wanker.
4. Wakkiness of any kind whatsoever will mean the whole thing is cancelled IMMEDIATELY. Costumes, strippers - even 'drinking games'. All are shit and if you like them, I hope you get cancer.
5. Make sure it's on a date when I genuinely can't go. I cannot be fucked to make up a lie.
Top location: staying in
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Wow this is awkward I was going to invite you on one with me, but now, well I'm not so sure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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All points except location are completely correct. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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this sounds as cross as someone with a wasp between their buttocks(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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You could fit a fucking huge wasp between yours. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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with room for a long boat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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now you're just being inaccuratei have an annoyingly small arse and part of the personal trainer's job is to bulk it out so i can actually wear jeans that aren't from the teenage boy section
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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So what you're saying is, you're in the habit of getting into teenage boys' pants?(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
And - just to clarify for the sake of interest - that's a BAD thing, right?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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Yes and nogiven that "teenager" covers both legal and illegal ages.
Would tend towards "yes" to be on the safe side.
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I play drinking games all the time!Admittedly, the rules are always 'Let's see how much booze you can fit in your body', but still.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Best of all the drinking games. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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But it's hard!No matter how much I practise, I still need to keep trying.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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Me too. In fact, I'm going to have another try in about 20 minutes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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The "buying a round" game's a corker too.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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it's not often I agree 100% with Monty on soothing, but this is one of those rare occasions.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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calming people down isn't one of his strong suits normally(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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91/6Poor Aussies.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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Love the BBC ticker update"As the umpire raises
his finger, Clarke considers whether to
review. And remembers he can't. Off you go,
Michael."
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I’ve got to be honest with you here LightyI think I need to question your sincerity
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:13,
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I've been to my first two and only two stag dos in the past twelve monthsThe first in Reading was a two night affair that seriously stretched the entertainment prospects of that fair town and the second included a Status Quo gig in Hammersmith. Quo weren't too bad to be fair but the nightlife afterwards was shit, ended up spending a metric fuckton of money on single malts in the hotel bar after hanging around a wetherspoons or somesuch.
Alt: Vienna Calling Rock Me Amadeus. Now what?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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You went to Reading for a stag do?You deserved everything you got.
It's no Swindon.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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re: Shoreditch rockabilly nightJust clarifying that it was me that posted about that, not my missus. She'll be up for going too though, 'Bill Clay'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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So, what time are we meeting at gang? For the 'bash'?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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I haven't spoken to rory so i wouldn't know about the 'bash' i'm going to from him(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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i think there is another name for "bash"ing by yourself...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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I'm not. Monty and Mrs Monty and 'Bill Clay' are going too(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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96/7(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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hmmmmnow. let me think. which other popular poster is a man utd fan?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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Heavens to Betsy!! It's almost as if I'm trying to give the......nah I'm trew fockin wid youse cunts(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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ah come on now, people in brick shithouses shouldn't cast the first stone or sutin(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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HEYI'M MEGA-BRIGHT, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT, RORGY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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hang on you said popularThat doesn't seem to fit with any poster on here
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The last three or four stags I've been on were all abroadand I can honestly say that I'm thoroughly sick of it all. I also hope I never have to plan one, because I don't want to.
For my own stag, should I have one, I wouldn't mind if it involved shooting some clays, or involve some sort of driving. I will categorically refuse to dress up in some retarded outfit and I find strip clubs really fucking grotty.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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I hope they dress you as a Frenchman, take you to France and drive you into the Rhine(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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There had better still be a game to play on Sunday at Lords...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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Oh God, I don't care.I'll be glad when it's finally over so you lot stop fucking crapping on about it.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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there are 5 tests over the summer, then a "rematch" in the winter in Australia(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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And the county matches, the one day county final being a particular highlight. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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meh, can't be arsed with county cricket, there's enough internationals to keep me entertained(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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Depends if they avoid the follow onKeep playing like this and it'll be over late Saturday.
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What they need is a good kick in the fucking bollocks(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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They need 66 to avoid that. Can't see that happening. I doubt this go on until Sunday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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they wont enforce the follow on in this heat...Give the bowlers a rest, their bowlers will be knackered so go put the match beyond any doubt then have a couple of cooler days to skittle them
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Just want to clear something up, here.Cricket - nay, sport its very self - is REALLY FUCKING TEDIOUS.
125/2
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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yeah but it's so quiet on here, we need some sort of focus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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YEah' yeah', we all know you were in the front crowd for thisevo.shoryuken.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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see also F1driving around in a fucking circle? great.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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I suppose in a way you are right.It's only when the Kraken awakes to full glistening tumescence, that its Leviathan-like enormity can fully be appreciated.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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Like the Kraken, it's "full glistening tumescence, that its Leviathan-like enormity can fully be appreciated"is a MYTH.
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Totes Kraken one off RIGHT NOW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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F1 is boringthe most expensive advert boards in the world
For proper motor racing you need MotoGP or touring cars.
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You know what, I would indeed rather watch an old man mending shoes than fucking car racing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:59,
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As I am sure people would rather slide naked down a rusty razor blade into a pool of lemon juicethan listen to some tit DJ.
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I too appreciate the beauty of an ancient art form(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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Traditional craftsmanship gives me the FACKKIN HORN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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I'm like William Morris, only HIGH ON DOPE AND ROCK'N'ROLL(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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What have Northampton Town FC got to do with F1?They play football you silly div. Alan Carr used to manage them y'know, I'm sure I heard that somewhere
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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When they have to make tyres so poor they explode in order to introduce some interest, then the plot is very much lost.(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah, deliberate exploding tyres endangering the lives of drivers and spectators alike. (, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I blame TV japester Jeremy Beadle(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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Lets give him a small hand for that!!!111!!!!111!!!!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:09,
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What about the Sunday Sport?Hahahaha because boobies and lies
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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WORLD WAR II BOMBER FOUND ON MOON!But first...Tits!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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Planes, astronomy, nude ladiesYep, this all checks out
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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Killer nazi wasps invade Europe was another good one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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I have that one framed, in my bog(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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Next to your Trewgory Tree Fayre poster. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:35,
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My brother thought "London bus found in Arctic" was true(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Totally halfway through my first pint here. Still at your desk?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:09,
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oh bravoalthough i do have to wonder what he is doing under your desk, mate. people talk.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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You'd love it if I turked your lira. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Yes, and the extreme level of pedantry being displayed by certain people I work with is making me furiousSo my options are:
1) Close my eyes for another 45 minutes, then go home
2) Go on a murderous rampage before turning the gun on myself
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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Go with option 2 but without the suicide. We'll all give you an alibi. Honest. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Needs more Ross KempUltimate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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Who needs alibis when you have...parallelworldsonline.com/index.php/lifestyle
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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3. draw a satirical cartoon taking a post-ironic sideways look at office lifeand post it on the internet!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:21,
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Oh MontsWhat are a couple of media darlings like us doing in a dismal setting like this?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:38,
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We should be sashaying around Clerkenwell in Gok Wan specs drinking £5 coffees.I'm tellin ya bruv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:41,
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He's a media whore TH. interviewed by the Independent magazine and everything. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:44,
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Hey! The Great Suprendo is no z lister!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:48,
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This cunts gonna get shanked in a fuckin minute.Geoff Suprendo is fuckin A* mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:59,
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Innit bruv. I mean, you're closer to Geoff than Victoria Wood ever was, so you're the person to know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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I've tried sashaying around Finchley and just got odd looks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:46,
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I once minced through Portchester precinctBut as you say....odd.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47,
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All set for weekend trip with the kid? Great weekend for it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:48,
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I am very pleased for you, particularly when I think back to the start of this year...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:57,
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Chalk and cheese, old boy.But enough about my diet!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:58,
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I wouldn't worry. The only person who'll moan is Chompy and he's a twat. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:34,
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He should do some work. As he works for the NHS we'd all end up living longer**possibly. Subject to lifestyle & genetics.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37,
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to be fair - and you know how much i hate thathe's been much less prolific recently. it's been bliss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47,
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Not if it's poor-quality work.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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I can confirm that this is categorically NOT a threat(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:37,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:47,
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Nope, left at 2.** my normal finish time is 2.30 on Fridays, and we started half an hour early
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:52,
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128 all out (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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And we've elected to bat again. Wise choice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:55,
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Beer O'clock Batts I'm solid gone(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:57,
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Beer O'Clock here is 4:30company provides loads of beer to drink at our desks. There's even an email reminder. Pretty good!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:06,
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How are you spending your birthday this evening?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:10,
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Off to the picturesThat "Worlds End" thing.
Mostly as the cinema will be air-conditioned.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:11,
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Enjoy. Let me know if you fancy a pint on Sunday afternoon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:13,
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