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SupHow did I miss this gem yesterday?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/24/hot-n-fresh-out-the-kitchen-with-2-chainz-bringing-out-a-range-of-recipes-here-are-some-of-the-best-other-hip-hop-cookbooks-around-3897587/
Some of the dishes Wu-Tang Clams, Lil’ Kimchi, Roastface Killah how could you lend your name or someone else’s towards a culinary dish?
Alt: This weekend is supposed to be one of the busiest weekends for airports and roads, how do you cope with traffic jams/ delays at airports?
Alt:alt: This week has gone fast, whats gone fast for you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:29,
287 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
The Monty BoyceIt's just several lines of varying flours, racked up on a tray. Ideally served with Hendrix blasting in the background.
Alt: Never had to deal with a major one, fortunately. I tend to have a drink in the waiting area, as I'm a fucking pansy when it comes to flying.
AltAlt: This year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:32,
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alt: I don't mind flying I just hate the fucking around at airports(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:33,
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I'm just a nervous flyerStems from hitting an air pocket whilst we were flying to France, and just dropping. Was for less than a second, but enough to really shit me up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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Coming into Birmingham airport we hit some really bad turbulence, I loved it* while most of the... other passengers looked like they were ready to shit themselves.
*the duty free may have had something to do with this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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I now have a quick drink before and when I'm on the planeSorts me right out. Long as I'm distracted, I'm fine.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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Got to fly BA for Florence, after years of easy jet and Ryan air and that bullshit,I took full advantage of the free drinks on board.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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Innit doe(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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There's already a rustic Romany dishwith my name on it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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I'm guessing some thing with runner beans?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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I quite liked the "How far do you jog post yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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This is the beauty of not having kids,You go on holiday outside of the holiday period nd never deal with airports like that. And with motorways, just get up really early to get on the road.
Altalt: every week is dragging as I lurch toward the end of this job.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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9th August I'm out.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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Yep I normally drive to Cornwall and set off between 4-5amThe whole idea to be on the A30 by 8.30am
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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This is a sensible thing to do,I remember trying to drive to Bournemouth on a sunny day. And just sitting on the m27 for about 2 hours in my old Morris minor. Never again.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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I made that mistake once and sat on the A30 for three hours it was only about 8 miles to St Ives(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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The Leeks in ChimichurriThat sounds quite good.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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Top work(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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hartleys haricot beans with Chorizo & pork belly(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Starboard+Bison(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:55,
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Battered Sausage.one cocktail sausage in a soggy beer batter - bitter, natch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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Are you buying then??haahhaaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:00,
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I'm reading my own post in the style of The Joker by Steve Miller(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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I like that song.Although, somewhere in the world is a brass band that do covers, their version might be better than the original.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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Actually this is better.youtu.be/LKHtfjXrUzs
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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haha no sound at work but I must remember to check that out later(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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They are very good,Although, I'm fairly sure there is no coal mine in Hackney.
They do a good Toto Africa as well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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The SwipochompIt's a pizza, it's really fatty but extremely cheap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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First pizza recipe that uses Ginger for seasoning(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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The top looks nice but it smells bad on the bottom(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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Haha Crusty base(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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Comes with a free bottle of wine.And a free pizza for one of you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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I don't think you know what this means.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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I was most pleased with this one you USELESS CUNTS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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The B3thOverly aged meat with an extremely high fat content. Only available on the menu after 4pm.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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ouch(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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Rory stew Traditional Irish traveller dish of road kill with a light Tarmac sauce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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The Stunned. A low sugar dish of lager, served with a lager foam and a lager sauce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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Dill CrayAlt: Wanking
Altalt: My kids growing up has gone too fast. They're all lining up to be teenagers now. IF ONLY I'D THOUGHT THINGS THROUGH!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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alt:alt: they do it seems like only yesterday mine was a baby(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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I took my two to see Monster University last nightCost me fucking £40 and they both shat themselves watching it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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That's trueForty quid for the pictures...it's a scandal. This is why I don't go more often.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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Medium Popcorn + Drink = £8Wha?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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Christ almightyAnd I bet the 'medium' was actually 'unreasonably small'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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this^I nicked the kids popcorn as well
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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You could have saved a fortune if you brought AA along(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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Not literally I hope?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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No, just jumped about 6" every time a monster scared someonei.e. every 2 mins for 2 hours
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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must been like sitting next to battered during one of his "episodes"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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Dr Battered.They'll even deep-fry medics in Scotland.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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The Gonz special. Not for the faint hearted. An eclectic construction of fried opiates served on a bed of deep fried cat litter, accompanied with raw chicken and our special chocolate mayonnaise.
Best served with a litre of a highly caffeinated energy drink and a large packet of Rennies.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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His local Chinese restaurant has started doing a 'bring your own Pringles tube' night. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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Once you plop, you can't stop(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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I'd probably make some pasty with some TreXzibit.Anyway, I'm going to stay inside this weekend, wrapped in a fud of fried food. MY deep fat fryer has come out of storage! REJOICE IN THE GLUTTONY.
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*taps nose*Cheese eggs, mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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Good callI want to do the deep fried ice-cream thing I had in a Mexican restaurant years ago. Was coated in something resembling cornflakes and drizzled with honey
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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Probably Panko breadcrumbsBut deep frying icecream is surprisingly easy. Nutella is the hard one.
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Scotch eggs - with cheese on the outside.MENTAL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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Yes! I had some amazing sausage rolls at the Bull & Last in Highgateon Sunday with chunks of black pudding blended into the sausagemeat.
NOMS! LOL
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Greast idea.Sunday afternoon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Busiest for roads this weekend, huh?Balls, I'm driving to Cornwall.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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As I said to you earlier in the week just make sure you are on the A30 by 8.30am(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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Take my word for it, that will put you at Carbis Bay for about 10.30. just as most are hitting the roads(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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The upside is you can park up and you get a full day, try the Tea rooms behind the hotelthere a little path next to the hotel that takes you there, follow the path for a really nice walk into St. Ives
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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Altalt: The time between starting work and meeting a big wall of stupidOfficeDrone: Y'know how you set up my emails for me yesterday?
Me: yes
OfficeDrone: Yeah, well I can't get into them now.
Me: Oh. What happened when you opened Outlook?
OfficeDrone: Outlook? Oh, I hadn't tried that yet.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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BT have had a large section of their service fall over this morning.Our branches are calling up every five minutes asking why it isn't fixed yet. So yeah, not in the best of moods.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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you should come here, it is wall to wall pretty girls today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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Where's "here"?Because I swear I'm this close to walking out.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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A business park in Sussex, it's all glamour!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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Ol' Dirty Chicken-In-A-Basket?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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the battered shotgun specialpheasant in a bitter red cherry and chocolate sauce, served with dwarf beans and accompanied by a glass of 40 year old port.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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Jeff The Dog Fucker's Asian pancakes. A Korean delicacy of Dalmatian, marinaded in spunk and cider, bashed repeatedly. Only available in Bristol on August 17th.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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The BGB. This item is no longer available.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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Hahahahahaha she fucked TRL./ac
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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I heard that she was the one behind all the 'comedy' sock accounts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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she's a lovely ladyi wish she would post here again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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i thought she was funny and sweetbut rather shy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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My only recollection of her postingwas a seemingly never-ending series of snipes at TRL and whinging posts about how she'd die alone surrounded by cats, or something.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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For all of two minutes.Didn't do much to dissuade me from the notion that she's spectacularly boring.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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no, just shy i thinkdefinitely not boring. trust me, you have admitted that i'm always right.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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I've never admitted any such thingas you're demonstrably not.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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Handy tipsjezebel.com/should-you-send-a-lady-a-dick-pic-a-guide-for-men-885697791
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:11,
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The TRL Offtopic SouffleUsed to be sweet and fluffy, now it's hard and bitter.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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The LoakseyAn easy to grasp Ham Sandwich
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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life is not about waiting for what you want, you have to go out there and grab it with both hands(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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And a big thank you to *insert name of famous life coach here* (
Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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you misunderstandyou siad you wanted to kill yourself, I was suggesting that you do xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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what's up?i was depressed after the physio last night. he kept pointing out things that were wrong with everything. humph.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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'You're chubby, ginger, getting on a bit and have appalling judgement when it comes to relationships. Oh, your driving is terrible as well'
That sort of thing?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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if i ever get sicki wanna be in YOUR hospital
so i can vomit on you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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There's no way I can say something like 'now look here strawberryblondeflaps, if you were in MY department ithout having tubes stuck every hole in your body, plus a few new ones' without looking A Bit Chompy is there?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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unless your overalls are made of cheap plasticyou're probably ok on that score
but if i've got a few new holes, that's just MOAR places from which to vomit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:22,
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Jugged Hartley HareIt consists of a really shit thread, on a plate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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My threads are awesome :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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ha ha, just spotted this (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Hey Monty! That's right, you, Monty Boyce off of the Internet!You got an opinion on this business?
www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a500719/andre-3000-in-jimi-hendrix-biopic-all-is-by-my-side-first-picture.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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looks wise it's not a bad fitbut in any of these biopics I'd rather have a dodgy look-a-like that can act than a doppleganger that can't.
I am worried about Chris Hemsworth in Rush for this reason
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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They also considered Lenny Henry and Ainsley Harriot for the role.I'd be more concerned about Rush being spectacularly dull.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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meh, I like F1 and motorsportsif you don't, it's probably not for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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I'd like to see that film.To be honest, nobody aside from leather-faced Rolling Stone Keith Richards would really do a man like James Hunt justice.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Then who could you get with a worse face to play Niki Lauder(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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IDEAI wonder if Simon Western has thought about acting
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Doesn't really matter whose face plays Niki Lauder as *SPOILERS* it gets burnt right the fuck off, Weston style.(
Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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MARRvellous idea(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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The opening sequence is a 25 minute bass solo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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I'd be slightly more inclined to watch it if it were that Rush(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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really? eff that, they're a bunch of poofs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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'Slightly'I don't really know any of their stuff, I just find motorsports extremely tedious.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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The only thing they did that was good is the first 20 seconds of Tom SawyerGeddy Lee sings like a fucking gaylord and their overcomplicated tedious brand of prog rock is fit for smartarses and tossers only.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Is that the infamous repeated section from Montybash 2011?Also, verse two of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnrM4UjaQmY
Yes, yes, I know you don't have sound at work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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Which are you then, smartarse or tosser?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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A smartarsed tosser.Definite info.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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I am both excited about and dreading this film.One the one hand, this 3000 fellow seems alright and if Experience Hendrix have approved it, the quality should be good and at least the soundtrack will be good and not bad cover versions.
On the other, modern films are all gash and the estate may have insisited on a sanitised/no controversy film which would be shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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Same as why Sacha Baron Cohen just walked out on the Freddie Mercury biopicHe wanted to do warts and all, the other Queen members wanted a fluffeh version.
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you're getting mixed up with the Motorhead documentary here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:11,
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Yeah I read about thatThey wanted a film about the life of their promiscuous, drug-crazed singer who died of AIDS to be a PG. Errrrm.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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“The fact is that many people would prefer it if Freddie hadn’t been gay."www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/freddie-mercury-biopic-to-portray-rocker-as-heterosexual-2013072476692
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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There's more than enough fluffeh documentaries about him alreadyThe whole thing smells of a milking attempt tbh. Same as how loads of their back catalogue is still priced at £17 a CD in HMV.
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Brian May et al have been raping poor old Freddie's corpse for the last 20 years.(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
In all fairness here, it should be pointed out that the Boring Bassist had the good grace to retire after the tribute concert in '93.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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The Happy ToastNeeds plenty of buttering but still only moderate.
(From our specials board)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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rswipe lends itself quite well to a whole host of curry dishesalt: i'm pretty easy going, it's virtually impossible to piss me off in real life. but traffic jams make me want to rip someone's arsehole open and shove a truck up there. airports, meh, i've always been lucky there, never had anything more than a couple of hours' delay (touch wood).
altalt: YM went like the bunny at the dogs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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alt:alt:lolz V/good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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I can believe this cos you never bang on about any real life stuff that's pissed you off for 3 years ever at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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i said "virtually impossible"lawyer caveat
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Easy going? Difficult to piss off?I seem to piss you off roughly every week.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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Well no, it's mostly you not listening to reason and rational arguments.On account of being an emotionally hysterical female.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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well no, it's mostly you not listening to awesomeness and awesome argumentson account of being an emotionally stubborn male
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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Being easy going and ripping someone's arsehole open and shoving a truck up itis indeed a rare combination.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Yeah Ed should stop jogging and go into full sprint mode(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:11,
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This is a really interesting article.www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-ouch-23423541
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I seem to remember this case from a few years back.The poor lad spent a couple of years in various high security unit because he kicked off once when he was in respite care, because they'd disturbed his routine and hadn't been arsed to find out what it actually was in the first place.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:22,
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Thats the one, I think it ended up having to go to courtTo prove that Social Services were bullshitting and he was able to go home
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That's "care" for you these daysProfiteering, arse-covering and buzzwords.
Dementia care is the same.
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Coming to hospital and community services near you kids!(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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Jesus wept, never even heard of this one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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I've got a close friend that works with autistic kids,And yeah, there is lots of jargon in the paper work, but wher she has to write "social engagement" or "increasing independent skills" they were going for coffee with some other people and letting him try and do his own shopping supervised.
The jargon is not for the parents, it's to make sure careers can efficiently keep track of the help each kid is getting in which area.
The rest of the article is sad though, looks like poo care, or just misinformed care, but attacking the jargon is stupid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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*opens freezer door and offers a pringle tube*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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That kind of jargonis mostly used to exclude the layman from what's happening. They seem to think if you don't understand what they're doing, you're more likely to respect it. It stems from the days when doctors were akin to gods.
That's not to say all practitioners feel that way, as I know most of them are just as sick of the jargon. But the people at the top who come up with this shit, they love it.
I used to work in an industry training centre. When we were applying for funding for our projects, the amount of bullshit jargon we had to use was ridiculous. It was all 'accessibility' and 'empowerment'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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In the defense of jargon,it often stems from a need to be specific about very complicated things. For example what I'm working on at the moment involves "real time, urgent care issue" "urgent care issue" and "fundamental breach of NHS standards" which all basically mean the same thing, but difference is
1 happening now witnessed by the person you got the information from.
2 Could be happening now but no direct evidence.
3 Happened in the past.
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