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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Imagine it's a post apocalypse world. No zombies or any of that shit.
How would you survive? Would you want to?
TBH, this is shit, but then I simply couldn't think of anything else and Frank's thread is crap so I decided to start a new one.
Alt: Suggest a better topic for a thread.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Why not just build one from parts canibilised form other fridgesor just find a whole fridge?
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Find a cave, they often keep a constant temperature.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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Ohhh man we need a few Zombieswww.instructables.com/id/How-to-Build-the-Perfect-Zombie-Survival-Kit/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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Pretty lame kit tbh. Needs more guns. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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It's a start Samurai swords are deffo needed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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canabilism and necrophilia I supposeWithout the rule of law to hold me down I'll lose it pretty quick I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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You'd be like Great Lord Humungousexcept with floppy hair and chinos.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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Depends on how the world ended really.I'd seek a fallout shelter/bunker/underground network.
I'd totally raid the shopping centres for supplies/weapons/fabulous outfits.
I reckon you would stand more chance as a lone wolf or a small group.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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Unless it goes all 'Lord of the Flies'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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If the peak oil thing is to be believed,this coulc be true pretty soon. Tins of beans and a shotgun, water purification tablets, and a stack of grumble mags. Take it from there. Still got the shits, and watching shit telly?
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The shits are fading. Still got the fever etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Ohhh...I really didn't see that as a typo.
I even googled :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Nor even the long term TBHThe problem being that it refers to the easily obtainable oil there will always be new methods that open up new reserves, and also new ways to obtain different fuels
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When in Whitby about 10 years ago there was a church fete type thing going offI managed to purchase the "SAS Survival book" for a mere 20p, this book has lived in the boot of every car I have owned since, it's invaluable and has been really useful at times.
Alt: I quite like this thread. You feeling any better?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2050637
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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I spotted it after I posted the above(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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I thought you were going to sayHow much like a post apocalyptic wasteland it was
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I said Whitby not BRADFORD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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good point(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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Do you often get kidnapped in the boot of your own car?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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No, this post has changed my view on HartersI realise now that he is some kind of Andy McNabb-style survival expert and quite possibly hard as nails and could probably kill a man with one hand.
I'd be glad to have him on side come the apocalypse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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errrmmm it's been more used to tell what types of creatures are in rock pools and identifying woodland flora & fauna
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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Cool bro, so you'll look after us all?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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If you want to know the difference between a prawn and a shrimp I'm your man WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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I'm telling you Reg, it's murder round here...absolute murder(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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It would be fairly easy to live after thatPick a walled estate somewhere and fix up some gates
Sort the gardens into growing shit.
Collect water from gutters, etc.
I think I could do it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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I'd have a go as well. First thing I'd do is get hold of a 7.5 tonne truck & load it up; everything from a generator to non perishable food, DIY tools, water.And a cider press obvs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Would you need someone to operate the pedals in the truck The seating position is quite high
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I would like to make my way to an island where I could be self sufficient Somewhere like the Scilly Isles would be OK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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I'd probably just nick stuff from sporto's gaff(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Typival Nakers! *rolls eyes*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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Some woman was breastfeeding in a swimming pool. What do you reckon? Doesn't sound right to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Yeah I reckon only babies should be allowed to do that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:40,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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Would it surprise you to learn that I don't have a problem with mothers feeding their children?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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No surprise, and I'm with you, But not in a swimming pool. Come on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Dunno. Just find it weird.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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So anything you "just find weird" shouldn't be allowed to happen in public?(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Depends, if she went to the swimming pool specifically to feed her child then that would be a bit weirdBut if she was at the swimming pool with her child and then the child wanted a feed, it makes sense for her to feed it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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Fucks sake, I just read the Daily Mail article on it and the comments are exactly as I thought they would be.
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Fine, this is probably one of those things that is my problem and I ought to get over it (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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The best thing to do is to stare at the woman's breasts and try to imagine them in a more sexy situation.It'll be good for her self-esteem as well, she doesn't just want to be viewed as a feeding machine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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I always made a point of doing this.I would also occasionally say thing to the baby like "You lucky sod, I normally have to buy her flowers for that".
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They love it if you 'honk' the other breast and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08,
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I'm sure way worse things have leaked into the pool than boob milk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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Every single persons bum sweat for starters.Apparently in iceland you have to have a full naked shower with soap before you're allowed in swimming pools and there are attendants to ensure that you do shower.
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I have nothing against breastfeeding it's the best thing for a baby, but surely she wasclose enough to do that in the female changing rooms, just for the sake of modesty like........
Wait...you weren't hanging out in the female changing rooms again were you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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HAS THE BLOODY WOMAN NO SHAME!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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HOW DARE A WOMAN DISPLAY HER BREASTS IN THE WAY IN WHICH THEY WERE INTENDED!(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
If your close enough to use facilities use themIf it was in the middle of a park with no facilities then fine
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2050698
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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But, as you've already said, they are changing facilities.She wasn't getting changed, so why the flying fuck would she need to visit the changing facilities?
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For the sake of modesty and so that other users would not feel uncomfortable(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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But she wasn't bothered, so modesty is not an issueand I find really fat people uncomfortable to look at in swimming pools, should they also be shut in the changing rooms?
I'm hoping you're not really this stupid.
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Well that's my opinion which I'm allowed to have.If you want to do some lefty hand wringing I'm sure you could pick up on something a bit better, or are you really that stupid?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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Oh, it's your opinion is it. Well then that makes it compeltely above being referred to as totally fucking retardedand entirely indefensible.
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Are you shouting at your monitor?I bet you are
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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Oh come on HH, you're better than this.Nobody who indulges in debates on the internet actually shouts at their monitor.
However, the fact remains that you getting all upset at a woman feeding her child in the most natural way possible is an indefensible position to take. You're seeking to justify your revulsion by citing "modesty" and "not making other people feel uncomfortable" when neither of those changes the fact that, like Winders above, it's only about you feeling squeamish and something you should simply accept is your problem and get over.
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never said I was upset, I just think that if you are so close to a female changing room that would be the more appropriate place to breastfeedrather than in a public swimming pool.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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Yes, I know you think that, you've said it beforebut there is no defensible reason why she should have to do that, other than your squeamishness, which as I've already said, is something you should just accept and move past.
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Of course not Al, why don't you go kick off a few wing mirrors that may calm you down a bit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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So you don't want to offer any other attempt at justification for your view?(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
why should he have to justify himself to you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Because he already tried a lot, and when I pointed out that he was WRONG ONLINEhe moved to accusing me of being angry and then of shouting at the monitor.
You should know I reserve all my shouting for when you are being particularly stupid. Which is most of the time. Because you're quite stupid.
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no, we just have different views on thingsand because you can't accept that other people are entitled to their views, you accuse them of being stupid, or disgusting.
that is all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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I never said he wasn't entitled to his view, but I'm also entitledto point out that his view is entirely indefensible.
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look dudeif women want to flop blue veiny breast-feeding tits out all over london, cool for them. but not everyone wants to have to look at them.
both are facts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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I don't mind looking at them.Just saying. I have no problem with boobs at all. If it's got a kid on the end of it, that's cool too. I'm a grown up, you see.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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i couldn't care lessi wouldn't do it myself, but i don't care if someone else wants to do it. however, to those who do care, the rights of someone to be able to breastfeed as nature intended versus the rights of someone else not to have saggy blue veined mamms shoved in their eyeline... i can see both points.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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But only a prick would think of the two parties it should be the mother who has to alter their behaviour.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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Basically, if people have a problem with it, that's their own issue.If they want to tut and look away, then fine. They cannot reasonably expect people to go off to a changing room to spare their blushes. That's insane.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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I find the sight of ginger offensive.Kindly go and stand in the nearest changing room.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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Oh boy, every sinlge timeIt's like the point is here .
And you're way over here .
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are you this black and white at work?i can't see how you can do your job when you can only look at things one way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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^ Angry ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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ohhh dear....are you are overdue for your Meds. again (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:50,
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Nope, perfectly sanguinestill think you're a twat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:51,
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Cool,I hope that works out for you.I'm sure you realise that everyone has the highest opinion of you, just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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If you want to do some lefty hand wringing I'm sure you could pick up on something a bit better, or are you really that stupid?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Well, I hate to say "I told you so"....actually, no, I don't, I fucking told you so and got called a cunt for it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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Not by me.Although you are a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:17,
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Harters should call you a cunt up there ^ in order to win clicks and thus the argument.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:19,
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Oh, I am, most assuredlyActually it was Monty told me to calm down a bit, although that may have been in reference to The Only Gay on /offtopic, to whom I have subsequently apologised.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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No, I don't think that is right.Did you see the restaurant PR stunt a year or two ago? Selling ice cream made with human breast milk.
EDIT: to clarify. I have no problem with women breastfeeding in public and I know from my what my ex went through that it is often difficult to find somewhere to feed the child. However a swimming pool doesn't sound like a good place.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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Its only that hisDress in a nappy act often gets seen through so he cant have a go
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I reckon my teenage-diet of post-apocalyptic Sci Fi would serve me well and I'd do fine.of course it depend what kind of apocalypse and how many other people are left and what state they're in, details man details.
Alt: Embarrassing medical conditions and how they effect your love life.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Alt: Is there something you want to share with the group?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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I would set up a post apocolyptic pole dancing clubso that all the empowered ladies would come around and strut their stuff in front of me while I make soup out of hedgehogs and dead twigs.
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Eat the rich!Right, kids?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:40,
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Play Xbox til the power shut off then loot a gameboy and a fuck ton of batteriesAlt: serious question what would the world be like with no religion?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Alt: Better/more peaceful(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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People are generally very peaceful and rarely get into disagreement or fights over other things(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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Yes we do, prick, get him lads.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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^ This ^*grabs stick*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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as I said more peaceful(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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let's all talk about my flat valuationBECAUSE IT'S THREE HUNDRED GRAND
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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I'll give you two hundred(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Then it's definitely your round. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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I can't help but think the fellow has got it massively wrong(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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Check on Zoopla and/ or get another agent to value it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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he said he sold a smaller one nearby for 292(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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estate agent in "inflating price to potential client in order to obtain business" shockHonestly though happy days if that's true
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I'm not an idiotbut that's seventy grand more than expected
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:00,
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Hence the second lineEven if you split the difference that's a fucking win
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Shame you have £400Kdebts really....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:05,
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they are serving chips in mcdonald's todayif you're looking for some more to piss on?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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This is what we call a joke, mentalistI have no idea what his debts actually are and I do sincerely hope they are rather less than the price he gets for his house as he's a nice bloke EKTOOELLY*
*Subtitles for the hard of thinking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:18,
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i just thought pissing into the fryer at mcdonalds would be the kind of "die capitalist pigs, die" thinking that you'd enjoy, that's all(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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Not really, no.but, hey, if that does it for you Gingerflaps then fantasise merrily onwards.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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OK. I have no strong feelings about them one way or the other.but, y'know that's just me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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meh, I quite like him.IRL anyway, on here he's a cunt, but I've hear you are lovely IRL, so who knows?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:28,
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Oh, good news.you shall be rich then, you could actually buy another place with your profits if you moved to the suburbs. 2 bed flats in new cross go for around that, we could be neighbours and you's be nearer to Chateau Stunned.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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As long as he can find some other people to also get it wrong it'll be fine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Wishing I worked harder...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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does that include the sex dungeon or is tht moving with you?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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\o/Be warned the estate agents always go as high as possible
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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I was prepared to be told 230(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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Wow.Apparently my house might be worth a bit more than I previously thought. Which is nice.
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Oh Swipe, if only you could see that it's possible to recognise that things that are great for yourself in the short term aren't always great for everyone else, or even yourself, in the long term.(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
oh, alif only you could see that preaching about the horrors of house prices rising and gloating about your own house price rising 2 mins later makes you an AL.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:16,
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i am assuming that you won't be keeping any of the profitas it's such a TERRIBLE THING
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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I won't, I'll be spending it on another house, the price of which will also have risen probably by at least a similar amountbut possibly by even more since expensive properties tend to increase in value at a greater rate than cheaper ones.
This will actually lead to me having less money if I move to a bigger place.
But, you know, don't let that change your argument.
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i just find it shocking that you would think it was a terrible thing for house prices to go upbut seek to take advantage of that yourself by pocketing any increase above what you paid for it. i've never ever ever come across a hypocritical hand-wringer before, you see.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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i'm genuinely shocked i was so sure he'd say, "of course, my principles are so strong, i'll refuse to take a penny more than i paid for it, so that i have done my bit to keep house prices where they should be."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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He's not a communist. Screaming Liberals allow profit. Just not profiteering.
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liberals are usually hypocritesi just thought better of al, and his heart that bleeds so profusely for his fellow man.
sad, sad times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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Woop!Fucking excellent stuff! You'll be on the right foot in no time (unlike Stunned)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08,
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That's spectacular news, Monty.Even if you have to drop 50 grand off that to sell it, you're still up on where you thought you'd be.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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horsey joke timeQ: Where do horses go when they're sick?
A: The horsepital!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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What do you call horses that live next door?Neighbours!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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what's the best cheese for concealing a horse?Marscapone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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What's a horse's favourite TV programme?Doctor Hoof!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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Q. What cheese can you hide a horse with?A. Marscarpone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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Incorrect MARRageI was clearly first
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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also, you can spell it right.that's 2 from 2 Sporters, I'm not sure there's any way back from this for me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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If you had some marscarpone cheese and, erm, your horse was in a field....trying not to be seen, how would you...no, hang on
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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Vote for ME!b3ta.com/questions/goneoff/post2050760
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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It's for Dr. Frog's suggestion.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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Want to raise money for charityventurebeat.com/2013/08/14/good-news-now-you-can-have-webcam-sex-for-charity/
WTF...
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Just bought some nappies for myself so I don't get fired for going to the toilet.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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Just think of the time you could save at lunch if you could get your mother to start lactating again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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Same as I do nowI keep whatever I win playing blackjack
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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Hey Battered,I might just fuck everything off and start being a plumber. Do you think moustaches and red dungarees are mandatory, or could I get away with just, like, jeans and a tshirt?
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Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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JEANS AND A T-SHIRT ARE NOT A UNIFORM(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:47,
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If your a quick fit fitter, yes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:51,
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